Na Bole Tum Na Maine 21st June 2013

Boss.. Thoda Lamba Hai pdhna...
Killer shayaris are back
Using ur brain is strictly, V.Strictly prohibited...

1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre

2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain

3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.

4.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"

5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber

6.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.

7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.

8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.

9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

10.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

11.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...

12.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....

13.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!

14.) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!

15.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks

16.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..

17.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..at pdhna....
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need me chudaiHello dosto , meri kahani tab ki hai jabmainba final methaaur apni bhaya bhabi ke paas delhimainrehthathaaur bhaiya noidamainekcompanymainMoreNext Blog»Create BlogSign Inkaamkarte the,bhabi dekhna main bahut hi sunder hai aur bhaiya se kafi pyaar bhi karthi hai aur main bhi unhe poori izzat deta hoo. Ek baar kibaat hai jab main,bhabiaur bhaiya hum sabi ek hi kamre main rehte the aur raat ko wo dono bedparaur main zameen par sota tha,kafi raat ke baad mujhe kuch halki-2sichekhne kiaawaaz aaye par main kafi gehri neend main hone ke karan gardan udhakar dekha to kuch bhi nahi tha to phir se so gaya,agli shaam bhabi ne poocha ki are babluteri sehat dekh nahi lag rahi hai to tu time se so janaa aur bata ki tujhekitni gehri neend aati hai tomainebataya kibasitni gehri bhi nahi par deekh-2 hi haibatayo kya hua , bhabi nekahaki kuch khas nahi par tere bhaiya kehte hai ki meri neend to itni gehri hai ki agar buchaal bhi aa jaye to mujhe pata nahi lagegamujhe kafi dakke maar ke uthana padta hai,aur unke chehre par halkisisharart bari smile thi main kuch samaz nahi paya tha parmainedayan nahi diya,sham ko8.00 baje bhabi ne badam giri wala doodh mujhe diya aur boli ki 10.00 baje tak so jana aur der raat tak tvmat dekhnamainekahadeekh hai aur phir 9.30 bajemain neeche zamin par bistar laga kar sone ki koshish karne laga , thodi der baad bhaiya bhi aa gya aur bhabi se poocha ki bablu ka kya haal hai aur deekh se so togaya hai na ,main soochne laga ki hokyarahahai aaj meri itni chinta ?tophir main so nahi paya par sone ki tarah hi koshish kartarahaaur lagbag 11.30 baje raatko phir se halki-2 si aawaaz aayee to muj serahanahi gaya main halka sa utha aur mud kar dekha tobasmeere to hoosh hi hawa ho gay the qki bhabi bilkul nangineeche ki taraf lete hua bhaiya kelundko apni choot pe lagaya hue unkelundke upar ghode ki tarah dodh rahi thi aur unke 40d size ke mamme hawa main uchaltehua aawaaz kar rahe the jinhe bhaiya beech-2 pakad kar khoob daba kar unke unkeboobskajuicebhi choos rahe the aur kai baar to bhabi neeche ki taraf juk karapni boobs ko bhaiya ke muh main de rahi thi to ekdum se bhabi ne meritaraf dekha to main sunn hi ho gya aur wahi par apni aankhe band kar li par bhabi kolaga ki shayad main sorahaho aur kafi deer tak eyse sab chalta raha aurmainebhi beech-2 main is sab ka maza liye par tab se mere dimag main bhabi ko dekhneki nazar hi badal gayi,ab main bahbiko pane ki nazar se dekhta thaaur mere khayalat ekdum se badal gaye the main ab koshish karta ki kaise bhabi ko nangi deksakoo aur unko apni bahoo main barsako unko pyaar kar sako aur unki choot main apna lund.De sako,bhabi ek din apne kamre main dhoda sa darwaza khula hua the aur wo apne kapde badal rahi thi to main darwaze ke paas ja kad khada ho gya aur koshishkarne laga ki unko dekh sako aur dekh bhiRaha tha par bhabi kafi der tak bina kapde ki hi khadi apni choot ko sahla rathi thi aur diwaar ke saath khade ho kar apne boobs ko diwaar ke saath chipka karkhoob jor se daba rahi thi aur tabi unki choot ne paani chod diya to mara lund bhi garam ho gya par tabi bhabi mudi aur shayad usne mujhe dekh liya tha parmain zat se bahar aa gaya par bhabikapde badal kar bahar aayi to unki taraf se kuch bhi nahi hua toMaine samja ki unko kuch nahi patahai,ab to lagbag har roz yahi chalta raha aur bhabi kamre se bahar nikalkar halki si smile be de jati main samaz nahiparahatha ek din maincollegese ghar aayato dekha ki darwaza khula hua hai aur bhabinightiemain so rahi hai, main paas khade ho kar deekhna laga to dekha ki nighiteto transparanet hai aur andar kuch bhi nahi pehna hai,mera lund phir se garam ho gya par tabi bhabi apne haath ko apni choot ki taraf le gayi aur sehlane lagi aurek haath se apni boobs ko masalne lagi main pagal ho raha tha aur wahi par khade ho kar maine muth marna shuru kar diya par mera paani bhabi ki nightie keupar gir gaya main dar gaya ki ab kya hoga,main bahar aa gaya aur apna lund saaf karne laga aur sofe par beth gaya phir thodi der baad bhabi nightie main hibahar nikli aur mujhe dekh kar chownk gayi aur vapas kamre main ja kar kapde badal kar bahar aa kar poochne lagi ki tu kab aaya mainikahaki kafi der ho gayi haito bhabi hasne lagi aur ekdum se mere bilkul paas aa kar beth gayi aur hum dono baate karne lage aglenext monday se bhaiya kiofficemain 6 din ki day aur nightshift thi jo ki bhabi ne mujhe batayatha aur kaha ki tum kuch din collegemat jana main gar main akeli hu aur hum dono bate karege aur kuch maza bhi,agli raatko main phir se jaldi sone ka natak karke so gaya aur wait karne laga kikab program shuru ho to thodi der baad bhaiya bhabi dono bed par the,bhabi baat kar rahithi ki ab to aap kuch hafte ke baad hi vapas ghar lotoge to main apni pyas ka kya karo jo ki apne abhi takpoori tarah se nahi bujhai hai , mainitne din kaise akelekatogibinaapke aur itne din bina sex ke kaise rahogi , qna aap in dino meri khoob chudhai karo ki 2 hafte ki kasar abhi nikal jaye to bhaiya bole ki are bablu to isikamre main to kaise tabi bhabi ne kaha ki are uski q fikar karte ho wo to muj se bhi gehri neend main sootahai to main tabi chown gya ki maine aaisa to kabi nahikaha to bhabi aaisa q keh rahi hai , phir bhaiya ne bhabi ke kapde utarna shuru kiya to main bhi thodi khuli aankho se sab kuch dekh raha tha to pagal ho gaya kimeri bhabi kitni sundar hai aur raaat main ko gazab lagti hai unka body structure to bas kisi ko bhi pagal hone ko majboor kar de mere lund ka bura haal tha jo kibhabi ki choot main pahuchne ke liyebetaab ho raha tha to maine apni lower ke andar haathdaalliya aur apne lund ko deere deere sehlana laga wo dono mujhenahi dekh pa rahe the qki unke sir todoosri taraf the aur per meri taraf the tabi bhabi bhaiya ke upar aa gayi aur sex shuru karne lagi bas wahi ghode ki tarah uparnichebag rahi thi aur kai baar to bahiya ke lund ko apne muh main le kaar lollipop ki tarah choosti ja rahi thi par tabi bhabi ne apni peeth bhaiya ki taraf kar di aurchehra meri taraf kar ke sex karne lagi aur kai baar mujhe dekhne ki koshish karti ki main kahi jag to nahi raha par maine bhi apni aank thodi band kar ke sab kuchdekh raha tha aur bhabi sex karti rahi aur pure hafte aaise hi chalta raha aur main in dino muth maar kar hi guzara karta raha kai baar tomera sapne main hinightfall ho jata jab main dupahar ko so raha hota tha.Aakhir wo din aaya jab bhaiya office ko 6 din ke liye chale gay.agledin se bhabi ne kafi tight suit dalne shuru kar diya jis mein se sab kuch diktha tha, bhabi mujhse poochti ki kya merikoigirlfriend hai to maine mana kar diya aur kaha ki mujhe nahi pata ki ladkiyo se kaise baat karte hai to bhabi ne kaha ki kya tu mere sebaat nahi kar raha jo ki koi itna mushkil to nahi hai to phir kis baat ka darr,kher raat ko bhabi ne mujhe kahakittum mere saath hi sojayo kaha zameen par letogemain phir se samaz nahi paaya raat ko bhabi ne mujhe bhi apne saath sone ko kaha to maine man me soocha ki aaj to lottery hai main bhabi ke upar to zarror hiapni tango ko rakho ga aur apni bazo bhi unke boobs par rakh do ga neend main to koi bhi. Goomta rehtahai tabi raat ko maine dekha ki bhaabi ammm aaaaaaaaajaisi aawaaz nikal rahi hai aur apneboobs aur choot ko sehla rahi hai aursapne main bhaiya ka naam lete hua apni ungli apne choot main andar bahar kar rahihai,maine ye dekh kar darr gaya aur sooche ki bahar chala jayo par itni der main shetani dimag ne kahaki qna moke ka fayada udhaya jaye,to maine halki si shuraatki aur bhabi ko sehlane laga aur kuch der baad unke boobs bhi dabana shuru kar diya par bhabi gehri neend mein thi,bhabi ne mujse pehle bhi kaha tha ki unko tokafi gehri neend aati hai to main dar bhi nahi raha tha par phir bhi main kafi satarak tha ki kahi koi galti na ho jaye to sab kuch deere seshuru kiya pehle sehlana ,phir dabana , phir nightie ko gardantak kholna phir choot ko sehlana phir halke se bhabi ke upar chadna aur dono tango ko side par rakh kar chehre ke paas ja karkiss karna shuru kar diya aur sab. Kuch aaise chal raha thi ki jaise ande ke hath bater lag jati hai to main sab kuch karne laga aur kiss bhi shuru kar di,choot mainbhi apni centre ungli andar bahar karne laga jab isse bhi bhabi nahi jagi to maine phir poori himmat kar ke khoobh der tak bhabi ke boobs ko dabata raha aur peetabhi raha phir achhi tarah se kiss bhi ki aur unke doono boobs ko pkada kar unke beech main apne lund ko daal kar muth marna shuru kiya hi tha ki phir shetanidimag ki batti jail aur usne kaha ki jaha itna kuch ho chukka hai to qnaantt main bhabi ki choot ka bhi tasteapne lund ko kara hi diya jaye to maine apne lund kojaise hi bhabi ki choot ke darshan karaye to wo to dugni takat se saathkhada ho gaya aur kehne laga ki ab to sabar nahi hota daal do apni bhabi ki choot darwazamain aur mujhe bhi to dekhna tha kikisi ki fuddi marne ke ehsaas kaisa hota hai jaise hi maine apna lund bhabi ki choot main dala to bhabi ke muh se aawaazaanae lagi ki jaise bhabi poori tarah se tayar ho chuki hai aur bhabiaaaaaaaaammmmmmmm tessssssssjaldiiiii karooooooooo anaaaaaaaaaabb to sabarrrrrnnaaaaaaa hoooo ta ha aur bhabi full on thi aur moaning bhi kar rahi thi to maine apne khode ko bhabi ki fuddi main dal kar jaise hi bhagna shurur kiya to bhasbhagte hi raha to achanak hi gehri raat ko band kamre ke darwaze main gupp andhere main meri neend khul gayi aur main preshaan ho gya ki ye sab kya hua partabi maine dekha ki bhabi mere lundke upper bethi hui hai aur apni chootmain use daal kar bag rahi hai to main dang ho gaya aur pooch betha ki ye sab kya haibhabi aur kyo???? To bahbi ne kaha ki achha bachu pehle to sapne main khoob jor se meri chudhai ki khwoabo main maza bhi khoob liya sab kuch kiya aur kuch nachoda aur ab neend khul gayi hai to puchte ho ki ye sab kya hai to jo ho raha tha wo sab kya tha maine kahaki main samaja nahi ki aap ye sab q kar rahi hai tobhabi ne kaha ki itne bole mat bano main sab janti hu ki tumahare man main mujhe pane ke liye kitni beetabi thi aur abhi bhi hai aur kai baar to maine tumhesapne main mere naam se muth marte hue bhi dekha hai kuch din to tum dupahar ko jab sote ho apne lund ko lower se bahar nikal kar mere naam lete hue muthmarte ho jab se maine tumahara itna mota aur bada lun dekha hai tomera bhi mann tha ki qna tumaharelund ko apni chot ka maza du aur tumahare lund ka mainmaza lu par kuch ho nahi raha tha par tum raat ko mer buttocks(patt) par apni tang ghada di aur thodi thodi der main mere tango ko sehla rahe the,phir tumachanak apne haath ko apni paijame main le ja kar apne lund ko pakad kar joor se upar neeche kar ke hilane lage aur tabi tumne us ek aankh wala naag ko nikal karbahar hilana sguru kar diya jisse main apni aank ke samne dekh kar dang ho gayi aur bas phir to use pane ki liye betaab ho gayi aur main to kab se chahti bhi thi ,phie tum mere naam le kar muth marne ki koshish kar rahe the par tabi maine socha ki tumhare is lund ki pyaas main bujaiogi aur phir maine bhi himmat kar ketumhare lund ko apne haath main le kar use hilana shuru kiya to tumne apna haath chod diya,phir maine use apne muh main le kar khoob choosa jaise ki lollipopho aur kafi mazza aa raha tha,maine kabi itna mota aur lambalun nahi dekha , tumhare bhaiya ka bhi itna bada nahi hai aur meri choot ke aakhri darwaze par nahipahonch pata,phir maine apne sabi kapde utar diye aur tumhara paijama bhi utar diya deere deere se aur tumhari kameez bhi upar se khol di saari aur khudh bilkulnangi ho kar tmhe chatne lagi upar se lekar neecha tak pyaar karne lagi,phir kuch der baad tumhare upar chad kar tumhare lun ko apni chot ke ched ke darshankarvaye aur jaise hi tumhara lun apni fuddi main dalna shuru kiya ti shuru main thoda dard to hua qki tumhara lun kaffi mota aur lamba hai par main phir bhideere deere se ise apni choot ke beetar gehraion main le jana chahthi thi jo ho bhi gaya par kafi dard brah tha aur full maza bhi tha,phir jaise hi maine tumhamelun ki upar neecha hona shuru kiya to main ti pagal hi ho gay qki itna maza to pehle kabi nahi aata tha mere choot ne kabhi itni gehrai se fuddi nahi marwai thi joab phatt rahi thi aur jor se keh rahi thi ki khoob thakapel maar kar choot ko phadh dalo , phir tum hawamain shayad mere boobs doond rahethe aur tabitumahara haath mere boobs par aa gaya aur maine bhi anpne boobs ko tumhare hawale kar diya jise tumneto bas nimboo ki tarah hi nichod kar khali kar diya aurbeech main to tum mere ek boobs ko itni shiddhat se pi rahe the ke mujhelaga ki aaj to kissi ek ka vazan kam ho kar hi rahage aur tum to bas pagal ki tarah dabatehi ja rahe the aur mujhe dard ke saath achha khasa maza aa raha tha ,ek baar tum meri choot main hi jhad gaye aur main tumhare side par let kar tumhare uparapni tange aur haath rakh kar thodider ke liye ruk gayi aur phir se mera mann hua ki qna ek baar aur tab maine tumhare lund ko khada karne ke liye tumhare lunko apne muh me phir se lekar chatna shuru kar diya aur lumhara lund khada hote hi phir se ye sab shuru ho gaya aut tabi tumhari neend khul gayi aura b tum kehrahe ho ki ye sab kya??Maine bhi. Moke ka fayada hi uthana samja jab hum dono hi ek dusre ko is shiddat se pane ki umeed se hai to q na ab saari dooriyain komita de aur ab to tumahare bhaiya bhi 6 din ki liye bahar hai to ????????? Phir hum dono ne poore 6 din raat ko kafi sex kiya.pehle din to maine bhabi ki khoobgand mari , dusre din bhabi ke saathbathroom main shower ke neecha aur bathtub main chudhai ka khel khela,teesre din bhabi ke saath kitchen mey kitchen kishelf ke upar bitha kar khoob chodha , chothe din bhabi ke saath bed ke upar bhabi ko doggy style me khada kar ke kutte ki tarah kutiya ko chodha aur kya khoobchodha. Panchve aur chathe din to bhabi pagal hi ho gyi thi qki bed par aate hi bhabi sirf aur sirf sex hi chahthi thi aur jab main uski choot marta to bhabi apnichoot ko utha utha kar mere lun ko apni choot main barti aur mujhe autkhud ko kafi maza de rahi thi, ab jab bhi moka milta hai to main bhabipar chad jata huaur bhabi bhi poora saath deti hai.
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Arvind Kejriwal ,Arundhati Roy, Anna Hazare, Subhramaniyam Swami , Ramdev Baba ,
Shahrukh Khan , Amir Khan , Amitabh Bacchan , Sachin Tendulkar

I am watching you all Jab Tak hai Jaan Jab Tak Hai Jaan ...Jab tak Hai Jaan

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Rajveer singh u r DisQualified frm dis game for using fake votes.. :-/
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Kon kon online hai....?????
A jao chat kreeee .... dost banaye
Like then comment ????
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Koshish Karo Ke Koi Tum Se Na Roothe
Zindagi Main Apno Ka Saath Na Choote
Rishta Koi Bhi Ho Usey Aise Nibhao
Ke Us Rishtey Ki Dor Zindagi Bhar Na Toote…
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Chaho To Dil Se Hamko Mita Dena
Chaho To Humko Bhula Dena
Lekin Yeh Vaada Karo Ki Jab Yaad Aye
Rona Mat Bus Sirf Muskura Dena…
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Ae Chand Tu Unko Mera Paigam Keh Dena
Khushi Ka Din Aur Hasi Ki Sham Keh Dena
Jab Wo Dekhe Tuje Bahar Akar
To Unko Mera Salam Keh Dena…
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Har Koi Pyar Ke Liye Tarapta Hai
Har Koi Pyar Ke Liye Rota Hai
Mere Pyar Ko Galat Mat Samajna
Pyar To Dosti Mein Bhi Hota Hai…
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Is Zindagi Ka Koi Sahara Nahi Hay
Is Duniya Me Koi Hamara Nahi Hay
Chua Unka Haath To Wo Bhi Bole
DOST Ye Haath Hamara Nahi Hay…
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Trasta Hai Dil Teri Awaaz K Liye
Tere Mohabbat Bhary Alfaaz K Liye
Kar 2 Humain Fanna Apni 1 Adda Se
Taraptay Hain Hum Teri Is Saza K Liye…
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Dil Ki Aag Ko Ashkon Se Bujha Dengay
Aaye Jo Teri Yad Dil Ko Saja Dengay
Hum Se Behtar Mila Koi Tou Bata Dena
Khud Ko Tumhare Rastey Se Hata Dengey…
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Jeena Chahte Hai Magar Zindagi Raas Nahi Aati
Marna Chahte Hai Magar Maut Paas Nahi Aati
Bahut Udaas Hain Hum Is Zindagi Se
Kismat Bhi Tadapne Se Baaz Nahi Aati…
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Sirf Chahne Se Koi Baat Nhi Hoti
Suraj K Samne Kabhi Rat Nhi Hoti
Hum Chahte He Jinhe Jan Se Bhi Jyada
Wo Samne He Par Baat Bhi Nhi Hoti …
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Rat Huee Jab Sham Ke Bad
Teri Yad Aayi Har Bat Ke Bad
Hamne Khamosh Rahkar Bhi Dekha
Teri Aawaz Aayi Har Saans Ke Bad…
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Hyderabadi Confessions ; ) ; D
pehle mai bahut dukhi rehta tha..
Sara din rota rehta tha..
Mujhse koi kaam nai ho pata tha..
Gharwalo k taane sun k ro deta tha..
Ek buk padhne me mahino lag jate the

Phir mujhe mera college k bare me pata chala: ""..

Ab mai apni sari neend 2-3 ghante me hi poori kar leta hu..
Ab sari galiyan aur taane hass hassk sun leta hu..
Ab mai dukh sukh se upar uth chuka hu..
Nark-swarg yahi hai ye samajh chuka hu..
Ab books ek raat me padhke khatam kar leta hu
Ab mujhe dushmano se bhi pyar hogya hai..
Wakai kamal ka college hai ye

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#cnfssr talli dikhrain maiku..o_O ye to aisa short hogaya nursery me gaye to bachon ku naya tiffin ka dabba,pencil dilaye to khush hote nai waisich inu bhi college ku jake khush hore....!!! Co-ed hai shyd inka colg....:/
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Dusri Dhund Chuka hu Mai ;) 8)
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CHIT CHAT LOVERS AAJAO ;-)

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yahan kon kon Ishaq zida hai?? :D ^_^

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Killer shayaris are back
Using ur brain is strictly, V.Strictly prohibited...

1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,

Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre

2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain

4.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.

5.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"

6.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber

7.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.

8.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number your trying is currently switched off.

9.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.

12.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

14.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

15.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...

16.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....

19.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!

20.) Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!

21.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks

22.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..

23.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..
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Hiiiii...

Koi...

Hai...

Kya... :) :)
kd..
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Chat..........Time........

Neeraj........
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find the Greatest Bollywood Song of all time.

N0 1: Baharon Phool Barsao - Suraj
N0 2: Awaara Hoon - Awaara
N0 3: Tujhe Dekha To -Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge
N0 4: Ajeeb Dastan Hai Yeh - Dil Apna Aur Preet Parai
N0 5: Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein - Kabhi Kabhie
N0 6: Tere Liye - Veer-Zaara
N0 7: Yeh Dosti - Sholay
N0 8 Pyar Kiya To Darna Kya - Mughal-e-Azam
N0 9: Chaiyya Chaiyya -Dil Se..
N0 10: Chalte Chalte - Pakeezah
N0 11: Kal Ho Naa Ho -Kal Ho Naa Ho
N0 12:Aaj Phir Jeene Ki Tamanna - Guide
N0 13: Kuch Kuch Hota Hai - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
N0 14: Mauja Hi Mauja- Jab We Met
N0 15: Ae Mere Humsafar - Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak
N0 16: Chaudhvin Ka Chand Ho - Chaudhvin Ka Chand
N0 17: Aaja Sanam - Chori Chori
N0 18 Pehla Nasha - Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar
N0 19 Dheere Dheere Se - Aashiqui
N0 20: Chura Liya Hai Tumne Jo Dil Ko - Yaadon Ki Baaraat
N0 21: Maa - Taare Zameen Par
N0 22: In Ankhon Ki Masti - Umrao Jaan
N0 23: Saathi Re - Muqaddar Ka Sikandar
N0 24 Pyar Hua Iqrar Hua - Shree 420
N0 25: Munni Badnaam - Dabangg
N0 26: Yeh Zindagi Usiki Hai - Anarkali
N0 27: Bole Chudiyan -Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
N0 28: Kehna Hi Kya - Bombay
N0 29: Chand Sifarish -Fanaa
N0 30 Dil Deewana - Maine Pyar Kiya
N0 31: Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To - 1942: A Love Story
N0 32: Mere Dil Ke Chain - Mere Jeevan Saathi
N0 33: Tere Bina - Guru
N0 34: Tumhi Mere Mandir - Khandan
N0 35 Dekha Ek Khwab - Silsila
N0 36: Kate Nahin Kat Te - Mr India
N0 37: Aaja Tujhko Pukare Mera Pyar - Neel Kamal
N0 38: Jane Woh KaiseLog The - Pyaasa
N0 39: Yeh Zindagi Ke Mele - Mela
N0 40: Yeh Galiyan Yeh Chaubara - Prem Rog
N0 41: Aap Jaisa Koi - Qurbani
N0 42 Dum Maro Dum- Hare Rama Hare Krishna
N0 43: Yeh Sama SamaHai Ye Pyar Ka - Jab JabPhool Khile
N0 44: Khoya Khoya Chand - Kala Bazar
N0 45: Ayega Aanewala - Mahal
N0 46 Deewangi Deewangi - Om Shanti Om
N0 47 Didi Tera Devar Deewana - Hum AapkeHain Koun
N0 48 O Re Chori - Lagaan
N0 49: Aaja Re Pardesi- Madhumati
N0 50: Choli Ke Peeche- Khalnayak
N0 51: Roop Tera Mastana - Aradhana
N0 52: Ude Jab Jab Zulfein Teri - Naya Daur
N0 53: Maar Dala - Devdas
N0 54: Tu Ganga Ki Mauj - Baiju Bawra
N0 55: Tu Mera Jaanu Hai - Hero
N0 56: Yahoo Chahe Koi Mujhe Junglee Kahen - Junglee
N0 57 Dekha Hai Pehli Baar - Saajan
N0 58: Guzarish - Ghajini
N0 59: Kya Khoob Lagti Ho - Dharmatma
N0 60 O Haseena Zulfo Wali - Teesri Manzil
N0 61 Pardesi Pardesi- Raja Hindustani
N0 62: Tip Tip Barsa Paani - Mohra
N0 63: Bahon Ke Darmiyan - Khamoshi
N0 64: Jaadu Teri Nazar - Darr
N0 65: Afsana Likh Rahi Hoon - Dard
N0 66: Yeh Mera Dil Yaar Ka Diwana - Don
N0 67: Beedi - Omkara
N0 68: Babuji Dheere Chalna - Aar Paar
N0 69: Mujhe Neend Na Aaye - Dil
N0 70: Main Na Bhoolunga - Roti Kapada Aur Makaan
N0 71: Mere Naseeb Mein - Naseeb
N0 72: Yeh Hai Bombay Meri Jaan - C.I.D
N0 73: Hum Tum Ek Kamre Mein Band Ho - Bobby
N0 74: Kajra Re - Bunty Aur Babli
N0 75: Jumma Chumma De De - Hum
N0 76: Chod Do Anchal Zamana Kya Kahega - Paying Guest
N0 77: Dhak Dhak Karne Laga - Beta
N0 78: Ek Do Teen - Tezaab
N0 79: Hum Bane Tum Bane - Ek Duje Ke Liye
N0 80: O Meri Mehbooba - Dharam Veer
N0 81: Sun Sahiba Sun - Ram Teri Ganga Maili
N0 82: Tera Mera Pyar Amar - Asli Naqli
N0 83: Man Dole Mera Tan Dole - Nagin
N0 84: Sun Ja Dil Ki Dastan - Jaal
N0 85: Awaaz De Kahan Hai - Anmol Ghadi
N0 86: Humko Tumse Ho Gaya Hai Pyar - Amar Akbar Anthony
N0 87: Mera Naam Chin Chin Chu - Howrah Bridge
N0 88: Om Shaanti Om- Karz
N0 89: Piya Tu Ab To Aaja - Caravan
N0 90: Honton Mein Aisi Baat - Jewel Thief
N0 91: Taarif Karoon Kya Uski - Kashmir Ki Kali
N0 92: Eena Meena Deeka - Aasha
N0 93: Jai Jai Shiv Shankar - Aap Ki Kasam
N0 94: Bol Radha Bol - Sangam
N0 95: Hawa Mein Udta Jaaye - Barsaat
N0 96: Dum Dum Diga Diga - Chhalia
N0 97: Raja Ki Aayegi Baraat - Aah
N0 98: Tod Diya Dil Mera Tune - Andaz
N0 99: Ankhiyan Milake - Rattan
N0 100: Jawani Janeman - Namak Halaal
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Night CHAT.............................
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#1893
Hyderabadi Confessions ; ) ; D
This is for u Admin Blaze ;)

mere dil k khareed hai tu blaze,
mere jaan se b azeez hai tu blaze,
tujhe pata nahi kya hai tu blaze,
bus is page ki jaan hai tu Blaze.

tere bina sab suna suna hai..
aankho dekhti page ka kona kona hai...
ab ata jab aata tere wo chichore taglines, :p
bus tu hi hai sabka chahita blaze ;)

meku tu jaanta hai sabse badkar,
but fir b nai pahchanta hai ye sab padkar
pahchanega ek na ek din zaroor..
usdin aagye ga jine me suroor.. ;)

Pahchan koun? ;)

ADMIN-SñãZ
#BlazUuu missing him..insha Allah he vill be back in few days :)
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Dosto Aap Ko Hama Re Ye Page Ke Post Kai Se Lag Te Hai ?
Or Aap Ne Hamara Ye Page Kit Ne Time Se Like Ke Ya Huva Hai?
Please Apne Answer Comments Me De..
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AnyOne wants be the admin of this page?? O.o
If yes..then Fantastic (y) :P
If no..then it's fine :v (y)

& plz agar koi banna chahta hai then make sure that you actually do post on page :/
ainvy haan maat bolo -_-


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BR0WN SU63R.
Larki ka Baap Larki se..
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.
Jisse tum pasand karti ho
.
.
Uske Paas Bangla, Gaari, Jaayedad to hai
na?
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Larki: Tauba...Tauba...
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Saare Mard Ek Jaise Hote hain..
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Wo bhi Aapke Bare mein Yehi Pooch raha
tha!! :P :D
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Child:Papa ammi ka Pait
itna q
Phula hoa hai
Dad:
Kameny tje sb Pta hai
. Child:
... ... Promise ni pta
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Dad:
Beta pani bhara hua hai
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Child:
Bhai to doob gya hoga;-)
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GF: Where R u ... ??
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PAPPU: I'm At "Bank"
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GF: I Need 30,000 For New Cell
Phone & 10,000 For New Mini Skirts.
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PAPPU: Sorry, I Mean I'm At ' BloodBank '
"KHOON PIYEGI KHOON"... ?? ;)
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Doctor ki shaadi Kuch iss
tarah se Honi chahiye,
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Ke lage ki doctor ki Shaadi
hain.
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Baarat ambulance Mein jaaye...
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Shaadi hospital Mein ho...!!
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Photo ki jagah X- Ray liya
jaaye...
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Aur khaane mein Vitamin - C ki
goli Di jaaye...!!
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Mehmaano ko Chai yaa cold
drink
Ki jagah GLUCOSE & ORS diya
jaaye...!!
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Dulhe ke galle mein Haar ki
jagah
"Stethscop" Lagaaya jaaye...!!
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Aur Maza toh tab aaye Jab
Doctor
Shadi ke baad bole
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"NEXT PLZ".!.
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Ek ladka golgappe wale
se:" bhai
sahab, ye engineering
college kaisa hai.. ???
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Golgappe wala:"
zabardast hai maine bhi
engineering yahi se ki..
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America ki soch:" ham chand par pahoch gaye, Ab
aage kya karna hai.. ??
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China ki soch:" ham 90% Dunia ki market pe raaj
kar rahe hai, Ab baaki par kese kare..??
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Ham Bhartiyo ki soch:" 12 baje light gayi thi to 2
baje aayi thi, Ab 4 baje gai to 6 baje aaii..
matlab sala 8 baje wapas jayegi..??
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"Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani bhar le, main mera
mobile charge me laga deta hu...
We Indians Rocks..
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Jethalal :- Ahmedabad Ki Dhoop Se
Skin Meri Jali ,
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Wah.Wah
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Ahmedabad Ki Dhoop Se
Skin Meri Jali, Ahmedabad Ki Dhoop Se Skin Meri
Jali. ↓
Mehta Saheb, Chura Ke Dil Mera Babita
Chali.
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Har Shaam Suhani Nahi Hoti,
Har Chahat K Pichhe Kahani Nhi Hoti.
Wah Wah
Kuch To Asar Zarur Hoga Mahobat Me,
Warna Gori BABITA Kale
AIYER Ki Diwani Nahi hoti -:)
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5 Missed Calls from your Best
frend
means they
wanna hang out with you
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5 Missed Calls from your Girlfriend /Boyfriend means they Miss you..
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But 5 Missed Call from HOME means..
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Beta Aaj toh Band Bajne Wali hai..
Agree ??
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A Man saw a Poor Young Boy looking at his expensive Car. He was in a gud mood that day and so he offered him a drive...
The Boy couldn't blv his luck and joined him..
Boy: Car is marvelous...itsso huge..What's the Cost ?
Man: I don't know Exactly..My Friend Gifted it..
Boy: So Nice of Him..
Man: I know what you are thinking..You also want to have a friend like him right?!
Boy: No, I want to BE THAT Friend ...!!
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Double heart attack message by a
girlfriend to a boyfrnd:
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1st Msg: "Lets break up now,
its all over.."
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2nd Msg: "Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!
That was not for you..... " :P
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Fb me har ladke ki problem...
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Gharwaalo ko lagta hai k
kahi humara ladka Love marriage na kar le... .
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Par unhe kya pata yaha to
Ladkiyan ADD bhi nahi karti... :( :/
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Love marriage to door ki baat hai...
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santa Ke Ghar Billi Rehti Thhi,,,
Santa Billi Se Tang Aaker UseKahi Chod Aaya.
,
Ghar Aaya To Billi Usse PehlePahunchi Hui Thi.
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,
Santa Billi Ko Dubara Kahi Door Chod Ke Aaya,
,
Billi Phir Usse Pehle Ghar Pahunch Gayi.
...
,
Santa Ko Bohut Gussa Aaya, ,,
.
Abb Woh Billi Ko Bohut Hi Jyada Door Chodne
Gaya.
,
,
Waha Se Usne Wife Ko PhoneKiya Aur Pucha.
Santa: “Billi Ghar Pahunch Gayi Ya Nahi?”
?
Wife: “Haan Pahunch Gayi Hai”,
Santa Rote Hue: “Uss Kamini Se BolKe Mujhe Aaker
Le Jaye,
Mein Rasta Bhul Gaya Hoon“
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Girls Kripya Apne Naam Ke Pehle Ya Baad
Me Princess Ya Angel Na
Lagaaye,..
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Kyunki Aapki Shakal Dekhne
Ke Baad Kaafi Ladkon Ka Angels
Se Vishwaas Uthta Nazar Aa Raha Hai..!!
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Jab Ladki ghar se bhag jaane ki
dhamki de to uske maa baap ko
kya krna chahiye
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Use ganja kar k baitha de
5 Mahine tak bhagne ka naam
nahi legi TAKLI
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Wrong Number:-Hello, laptop hai?
Aadmi:- Haan hai, Aap kaun....??
Caller:- Laptop chal raha hai......?
Aadmi:- Haan chal raha hai.
Caller:- To phir pakar lo warna bhaag jayega.
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Again call.
Caller:- Laptop hai.....??
Aadmi gusse se:- Nahi hai.
Caller:- Kaha tha na maine pakar lobhaag jayega....
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LADKI Aur SMS mein kya Similarity
Hai.. ??
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Jab Tak UPER Se NEECHE Tak Pura DEKH
Na Lo CHAIN Nahi Milta... :O :D
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Wait karna hain to Dhoom 3 Ka karo....
Chennai Exp Ka wait to Coolie bhi karta hain. . :p
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Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’wah wah
Wo mujhe keh k
chali gayi‘GO 2 HELL’
AUR mai dil pe hath rakh kehta raha.
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‘AAL IZZWELL..!”
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!"
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Confession#12

Muslim, male.

Once I had been to an interview, and they asked " why only muslims become terrorists?"
I answered " muslims are not terrorists, terrorists are muslim"
I walked away, they tried to call me back.. There were about 5-6 people pleading sorry..
They knew I was well qualified and had a good work experience.
I still refused!
I shall never ever allow anyone of my family to join here.

P.S: I won't mention the company name as it is a giant, most importantly my attack is not personal.

Kiraak Daaku
Terrorist Have No Religion
Terrorist Are Just Terrorist
Terrorist Follow Terror Thats It :-)
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oohBnda frustrated ho gya ..
Pyaar Ka Punchnaama -the famous dialogue
(reposting it... )
"Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai. aur kya problem hai
Problem yeh hai ki main chahata hoon ki meri life mein
koiye problem na ho
Lekin agar meri life mein koiye problem na ho toh yeh uski
life ki sabse badi problem hai...
And bull shit she is worried yaar use to celebrate karna
chahiye tha
She is in this exactly what she wants
Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo muh kholti man karta hai
muh me kuch stuff kardoon
Trust me yaar cheih mahinom me I have had it all Sab
dekhliya meine
Kaunsi pyaar Kaisi relationship?
Kahin ki khushiya?
Relationship ka matlab ye rehta hai an end to your own
happiness
Uske baad all you have to worry about is uski khushiyaan
uska birthday
uske kutte ka birthday
Uska new year to kabhi tumhara bhi new year tha
In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta
A happy woman is a myth
Tu batman wali ki dekh le
Saala Jab tak saala batman nahi bana
tab tak bolti rahi
tum toh kuch karte nahi ho
nakara ho
napunshak ho
main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hu
jisdin bechara batman ban gaya
us din boli
tum toh batman ban gaye
mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha
main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hu
Sab saalan na in bollywood kahaniyon ka dosh hai
Bloody bollywood romantic masaala
Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua Dono saath saath Film
khatam
Is ke baad ka story koi nahi batata Iske baad ki kahaani
mein batata hoon
Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya To
problem
Hug kiya to chape ho rahe ho Itna bhi achcha nahi lagta
Saale Shopping khatam nahi hoti inki Pehle cushion laye
fir curtain laye
cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh aur cushion laye
mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko bechne jaoon
toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye
Ek to jo cheez lena hai wo leke nahi ayegi do hafte dimag
chatenge ki
table lena hai table lena hai
5 ghante maal me bitake ek sadhi si chappal utha kar
layenge
aur fir agle do hafte dimag chatenge
table lena hai table lena hai...
Offic e me kaam kar raha hoon
Phone aa jayega
Phone utathe hi bol deta hoon
Baat nahi kar sakta
Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna?
Do minute karloge to kya ho jayega
Are do minute karloonga to tumhe kya miledi meri maan
Thik se to kar paoonga nahi
Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaataan to
naatak
Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai...
Kitna ghatiya invention hai saala
Trust me I say patta hai saala patta...
ek toh ...inke ad bhi dekho
lo ji 1 paisa per second
aur phone karo
aur phone karo
aare call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jati hai
karne ko
fir iska jawab unhe bhi do
tumhare pass baat kyon nahi hai karne ko
you have lost interest in me
tumhe hoon hoon hi karna atha toh maine tumhe phone hi
kyon kiya???
are meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyon
kiya???
jake bharti mittal se puch na...
tujhe main bata raha hoon
us ad mein kutta nahi kutia hai...
seriously
mein shart laga sakta hoon...
Tujhe kya lagta hai
Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo india nahi jaa raha tha
Glati se pahoonch gaya?
Usko to pata tha
Wo bechara to kahin door jaan chahta tha
Biwi ki chakkar me bolna pada India jaa raha hoon
Nah to das sawaal poochti
Kahaan jaa rahe ho
Kyon jaa rahe ho
Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa rahe ho?
Seedhe seedhe kyon nahi bolte ki mujhse kahin door jaan
chahte ho/
Aaj tak bechare ka mazaak udati hai duniya
Office me kaam kar raha hoon
Sms aajayega
I love you
Thik hai mein bhi sms karleta hoon
I love you too
Iske baad sms pe sms shuroo
abey kaam kya karti hai office mein???
Do sms ka reply mat karna
Turant Phone aa jayega
Phone mat uthaa
To dus min me message aa chuka hoga
I don't think its working anymore
Dus min me Babu I love you to
I don't think its working anymore
And this is when they are not even down
Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyon aate
hain
Aur yeh…. gay bande itne successful kyon hote hai???
Because they don't have a woman to screw their
happiness na
Log kehte hain na behind every successful man, there is a
woman
True
But koi ye nahi bataata ki
behind every unsuccessful man, also there is a woman
Aur ye to koi bhi bata sakta hai na
Ki unsuccessful logon ka taadaath
Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai is duniya me
Saala Office me kaam kar raha hoon
Keh raha hoon late ho jaaonga
To khaana nahi khayegi
Phir bhooki so jayegi
Are mein keh raha hoon na khana khalo
Kya karoon naukri chod doon?
saale ghar jaao
Pehle Inhe manao inhe khilao
Uske baad khud ki bhookh to aise hi mar jaati hai
Is sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi tarah
Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua hai chup chaap to
gaya
Gadi gadi
kya soch rahe ho???
kya soch rahe ho???
kya soch rahe ho???
Are kuch nahi soch raha meri maa
yeh soch raha hoon ki tera mooh kaise band karu...
kya soch raha hoon
camera laga doon dimag mein...
Is sab ke baad
We never talk
We need to talk
I don't think its working any more
And mein tumhe bata raha hoon
You cannot discuss anything with a woman
Because they call it a discussion
But any discussion with a woman is an argument
Aur argument mein toh tu boss unse jeet hi nahi sakta…
Because hum aadmiyon ki ek basic need hoti hai
To make sense in an argument
Ladkiyon ko koi farak nahi padta
Sense jaise bekaasi cheez ki wajeh se wo
Argument kaise haar jaye
Ek to aaj ki baat pe argument aaj hoga hi nahi
aaj ki baat par jhagada hoga do mahine baad...
Yahaan saala yaad hi nahi rehta hai do mahine pehle hua
kya tha???
Ladkiyaan bacha ke rakhti hain
yeh chota hatiyar nahi
bada hatiyar hai
isse badi ladai mein use karenge…
TU kabhi try karliyo khud ko sahi saabit karne ki
Tujhe lag hi raha haoga ki is point se tu apni baat ko
ssabit karlega
Lekin tabhi ek awaaz ayegi
Ungli neeche karoo
Tune dhyaan bhi nahi diya hoga
Lekin tumhari nadaan si ungli unki taraf point kar rahi hogi
And suddenly , the whole argument will flush down the
gutter
And mudra ye reh jayega ki
How dare you point a finger at me?
Kisne banaya ye rule
Kisne banaya?
Saal wo beech argument me tumhe jhoota phek ke maarle
to koi dikkat nahi
Lekin unki taraf ek ungli point kardo
Saara mudra khatam
Wo sahi tum galat
Shaadi se pehle wo nagin tune kyon bhajta hai
Kyon ki band wala bhi tumhe chetaavani de raha hoga ki
kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi me
Inka signature tune hai wo
Ab ye bata wo kya karne aayi thi tere paas yahaan
Same cheez mein karoon to
Uske kisi friend ko call karke
Ab ye problems ginaoon to
Kahegi tumne meir friend ko call kiya
Hmm hmm
Tum uski sympathy gain karna chahte ho?
Y don't you go and sleep with her?
Its ridiculous yaar.."
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#CHITCHAT POST

Aajao sab log fraandship kare sab ^_^

abuser = ban
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What do u want from me
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1 - Phone number
2 - Friendship
3 - A long term relationship
4- A good laugh
5- An apology
6 - A hug
7 - Be my best friend
8 - Be mine
9 - Text you
10 - Chat With Yo
11 -gud posts..
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Assalamulaykum how r u all? Kahan hai sub log aajao,main b aagayi...

Sufiya
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Aaj Chilo "#WorldMusicDay" !! #Protibad-er Ekta Maddyom O Music. Tomar Bhalo Lagar Ekta Gaan-er Line Likhe Janao Tomar #Protibad.
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Assalamu alaikum how r u all chindi chorssss?
Kya kar leri puri public idar aao pheka maringey thodi dair bait ke.

@ Ruhi khan @
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देविचोद बाबा का फरमान:-
खुश तो बहुत होंगे आज तुम कि बाबा आज से पेज बंद कर रहे है
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उससे पहले बाबा के सात सवालों का जवाब दो
सवाल है-

1. क्या राम ने हनुमान बन्दर का लंड चुसना छोड़ दिया??

2. क्या चामुण्डा ने रामजाने मलिक से चूत मरवाना छोड़ दिया ??

3. क्या सीता ने मुल्लो का लंड चुसना छोड़ दिया ??

4. क्या राम भडवे ने सीता की चुदाई की तनख्वा पर ऐश करना छोड़ दिया??

5. क्या राम ने अपने भाई लक्ष्मण से गांड मरवानी छोड़ दी??

6. क्या नारद मुनि ने देवियों की मुल्ल्लो से ठुकाई करवाने का इन्तेजाम करवाना छोड़ दिया??

7. क्या विष्णु भगवान ने मोहिनी का रूप रामजाने के आश्रम में मुल्लो के लंड से चुदना छोड़ दिया??ु

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मेंने भांड शाहरुख के वीरुध पोस्ट की तो कूल dude भड़क गए और मुझे बोले की शाहरुख के कारण ही इंडिया मे फिल्म इंडस्ट्री चल रही हे तो उन भड़वों को मेरा जवाब हे की ये वही फिल्म इंडस्ट्री हे जिसकी पूरी दुनिया मे कोई औकात नहीं हे ,,,

बोलीवूद से अच्छी फिल्म तो इसराएल जेसा छोटा देश बना देता हे ,,,इस बॉलीवूड के कारण ही भारत मे बलात्कार हो रहे हे ,,,तब तो ये कूल dude पता नहीं किसकी गोद मे जाके बेठे होते हे ???

इस फिल्म इंडस्ट्री ने ही इस देश को बर्बाद किया हे बलात्कार पे बलात्कार हो रहे हे मिस कॉल से लड़की पटाने की बात कर रहे हे फिर लेला तेरा ले लेगी तू लिख के लेले भाई यहा पर क्या लेने बात हो रही हे???

बॉलीवूड के हिजड़ो के पास ताकत हे तो होलीवूड टाइप की साइंटिफिक फिल्म बनके दिखाये,,,,अगर शाहरुख के कारण ये फिल्म इंडस्ट्री चल रही हे तो ये फिल्म इंडस्ट्री देश के लिए बहोत बड़ा खतरा हे,,,,

महेश भट्ट,,,संजय दत्त,,,शाहरुक खान,,,,सलमान खान,,,,साइनी अहूजा,,,
उपर के सारे क्या देशभक्त हे????

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Killer shayaris are back
Using ur brain is strictly,
V.Strictly prohibited...
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein
mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor
80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke
logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi
Qualis Chala raha hain
3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu
mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to
A.R.Rehman.
4.) Manchester United mein
khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha "
aakhir chahta kya hain
khooni"
5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar
ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki
khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya,
rubber de rubber
6.) Teri adao pe main waari
waari..
Dial *123# for balance
enquiry.
7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne
ka khauf..
The number you are trying is
currently switched off.
8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me
daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair
dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga
lo.
9.) yuh khamosh rehkar
tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath
deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
10.) mehgai ki iss daur mein
karna padta hai apne
kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein
karna padta hai apne
kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat
tum kya jano Ramesh
babu...
11.) mein hoon yahan tu hai
wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai
wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan
tandurusti hai wahan...
12.) Blood donate karne se
pehle hamesha uska group
janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle
hamesha uska group
janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne
mat nachna....
13.) Yashomati Maiyya Se
Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole
Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To
Life Jhingalala ..!!
14.) Romeo ne juliet se kaha
ek sach..
Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek
sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
15.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko
gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal
pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected
to market risks
16.) Aatma Chhod Gayii
Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer
Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
17.) Naach bulbul naach,
tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne
jagah se nahi hilega
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