#2331
"Confession:
Its really irritating when someone comes and ask you to move a bit to adjust him for sitting. I mean are rest of the people standing fools. Can't they also sit. There is a reason they are not sitting dumbass! because they dont wont to trouble 5 others just for their comfort. If a person sits he/she will not be comfortable and now 5 others will be uncomfortable. Thus its highly advisable to wait for sometime till you find a seat and stop this dangerous trend... I have seen on Dwarka route many people doing this stuff. Some ladies are habitual of entering and asking people to shift on a daily basis. I have offered seats couple of times to these kinna people stating to take the seat as adjustment can cause trouble to many others. But people have not changed i have seen this lady do it couple of times.. Now i have changed and I'm sooo pissed that I want to take the fight if this happens. So in future if you see someone fighting for this particular reason on Dwarka route please take the hint to me, and help me out!! Will beast the s**t out of these a**h***s!! Let me know if I am right and people who agree with me and follow my path!!"
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ap ka phela crush kis pr tha ?
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#823 Hyy frnds ..I m 23+ (male)
Mai kuch confess krna chahta hu .. Mai bht muskil mai hu aur aap sb ki suggestion lena chahta hu ...Mai ek girl se bht zada pyr krta hu mera affair ko 1 nd half year ho gya h meri gf b mujse bht pyr krti h bt meri jo gf ha uski mrge ho gyi h 4 yrs phle aur uska ek baby b hai 3 yrs ka uska aab devorce hone wala h bt ek sbko bhul kr phr b mai use bht pyr krta hu problm yeh hai ki woh mujpe trust ni krti h bilkul b ni woh mujpe itna shak krti h ki aaj tak maine aise koi girl nhi dikhi hogi jo itna shak krti ho jb b kisi frnd ki ya boss ki kisi ki b cl aati h toh muje apni gf ko confrance p lena pdta h ki mai kisi ladki se baat ni kr rha hu use trust dilana pdta h yeh meri lyf ka phle love h maine apni gf ke piche apni clsmates girls office girls se b baat krna band kr diya h becoz woh nhi chahti m kisi b girls se baat kru ,. Ek din ki baat h muhe frnd req aai ek ldki ki she nme iz neetu hmari normally baat hui usne apne bare m btaya ki mpm yeh krti h fmly m yeh h usne apne aap ko bht garib shw kiya mere aage maine sirf use suggest kiya ki tum koi job kro aur phr usne kha ki aap ki job ka pta krdo mainw kha thik h phr ek din usse phr baat hui ki job ka pta kiya apne maine kha kiya phr btaya use job kha p h phr usne kha yeh job ki tymng thik ni h air koi job pta krna bas itni si baat hui meri us ladki se yaad aaya maine usse num b manga tha bt usne nhi diya tha yeh sb march mai gua tha ... Kuch days baad mere gf ne mera pswrd manga maine de diya may ki endng m mujse pswrd manga tha .. Phr use neetu ke msg mile usne read kiye toh bas us din ke bad se abi tak jgda ho rha h uska kehna tha ki aap uski phle job lgao gye phr uske sath gumo gye phr tum usko apne ghr lao gye uase shadi kro gyi woh ldki simple h apko simple ldki achi lgti h bas sirf yhi batn aur kuch ni maine aaj tak yeh ni socha ki meri gf married h uska baby h mujse 5 yrs bdi h phr b mai apne ghr walo ko mnane ki koshish krta rha bt aab sochta hu ki jis girl ko trust nhi h uskaapne upr trust kaise dilau jb use cl ni kro toh sunne ko milta h ki kr liya mind divrt kisi aur se baat krke sirf tount tount aur tount sunne ko milta h aur kuch b ni mai bhut tnsn mai hu mai apne kaam mai b constrate nhi kr pa rha hu 24 hrs sirf mind m whi rehti h aur meri gf abi b yhi smjti hai ki mera aur neetu ka affair chl rha hai hm dono milte hai meri gf ne neetu se b baat ki usne b yhi kha ki mera aur neetu ka koi relation nhi hai meri gf ne uske neetu ke bf se b baat ki usne bhi yhi kha bt usko trust nhi hua aaj tak jb b hm koi baat krte hai toh meri gf neetu ka nam lele ke irritrate krti h muje roz roz yhi ho rha h jb tak meri gf mujse properly baat krke love u bolke phn nhi cut krti h tb tak muje neend nhi aati h last kuch days hmari properly baat nhi hui hai mai use ful nyt cl krta rehta hu uska phn silent p hota h khi baar mai cl krte krte soo jata hu bt woh cl pic nhi krti h mrng mai b jb tak use 15 ya 16 tym cl jb tak nhi kro tab tak koi response nhi aata hai meri gf ko bht aaram se neend aa jati h bina baat kiye hue meri gf ke shak ko khtm krne ke liye maine apna acnt fb ka deactivte kr diya phr jb hmne bast krni phn p wmuska qustion yeh hita tha ki konsa acnt use kr rhe ho new acnt bnaya h muje add ni kro gye usme kahi aur mind divrt kiya aur koi ldki ki job lgwai oh yaad aaya tum toh whatsaap bi use krte ho isliye phr muje fb p wapis aana pda minimum usko itna toh trust hoga ki mai whi id use kr rha hu jo usko pta h kya kru frnds bht pagal ho gya hu muje lgta h ki mai jldi hi phycho ho jauga use sochte sochte plzzz.. frnds suggest kro muje plzzz....
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Killer shayaris are back
Using ur brain is strictly, V.Strictly prohibited...
Have fun..
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain
4.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
5.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
6.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
7.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
8.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number your trying is currently switched off.
9.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.
12.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
14.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
15.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
16.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....
19.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
20.) Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ..
22.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
23.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega.. Kya jab dekho
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#299
#Male
well i m from varanasi and i have read all the confessions that are being posted here and have read all comments too and i just wanna say this to Priyashree Verma dear i like ur way of expressing ur view and u look so cuteee :) plz always be the way ur are :)
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i guess most guys ere like to date girls of this page bt fails miserably.....so am ere to help...
message to single girls frm me....its a way u can tell the guys how to be n nt be tharkis...so tell me...what kinda guys u girls will like as a frnd??
admin DJ <3
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Late night chatpost.....
Koi hai???
Lets chat.......dil se...
Wd meh hr
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#2330
the time is 3 pm in the after noon Greenpark metro station . this is the first thing i am doing after i reach my office again. i work in greenpark.my friend called me up to meet him at greenpark metro station as it was near to my office. when i reached the metro station form the gurudwara wala side....i saw around 4-5 boys sitting idle near the metro gates and they were passing lewd comments on any girl passing by ........they were whistling, making pop sounds , and laughing ..this all was happening near the shutter area in underground station.....just few steps ahead were the CISF GUARDS.....then i guarded the two north eastern girls on whom they were making remaRKS...then i took the exit from the other side....there also few boys were sitting........
P.S - 1- no matter its hot and many take shelter on metro gates and stairs.....but this cant be a sole reason for let it happen whats happening...
2- are the C.I.S.F guards responsible for somebody's modesty and security only inside the premises of metro , not outside not atleast 10 meters away from metro stations ...
3- even i am a boy i have my sisters , mother , friends, and even girlfriend travelling in metro , and i believe everyone reading this has all of the above people in their lives.
4- please make earth a better place to live ....you have the right to live independently ,secured,so does the female.....
5- if you cant give them a feeling of security just because of your 2 minute eye peeping entertainment then please i request :
and if you cant do so then lets take a pledge not to
DON't celebrate mothers day , rakshabandhan , karva chauth , daughter's birthday
coz i cant protect my mother , sister , or ne body from your lurking eyes ..........
BEFORE DOING ANY SUCH THING please think what will you do if same happens to your MOTHER , SISTER , FRIEND....
pls pls pls i beg for this ......pls make earth a better place to live......and if not earth atleast metro premises so that they can atleast travel safely........we will protect them at our homes but they cant study at homes, they cant bring office to thr homes ....and they cant go for check ups at home......
: last request for admin : this page is wonderful ....people use it for confessions about their love , admiration towards beauty and many other instances .....indeed one should its appreciable .......
but now when we have gathered so much support and likes lets convert this strength to some positive work....lets get connected to officers, metro staff, and police personals so that we all can give recommendations ...all i mean is lets do something i dont know how.give your opinions ,,, lets use this energy ........so that from next time we see security outside the metro gates also......hope this page will be remembred for more good reasons"
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So ....girls...what are ur opinions on the guys of this page???
1. nice
2. irritating
3. smart
4. tharki
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hello frnds
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koun koun online hai bor ho rahe ho
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sab inbox chodo
aur yaha ajao
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lets start chit chat
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#1632Hyderabadi Confessions ; ) : D
Asalamualaikum....
ma real incident wen i woz in cllge....
i wasnt well so i jst to the washrum i had dat vomiting sensation.. Der wer two grls stnding in da wash room putting loads of makeup.. I said i wna puek so cn u ppl go out dey wer lyk v dnt hav prob u cn bt v wont go out.. I kpt stnding.. one grl was tling her frnd abt her bf.. "une pucha yeh kya chamakra mu pe toh me boli foundation aur compact hai toh une yuck nakko lagao gande dkhrei bola" da othr grl said "tu kaiku lagari phr yeh sub" den she was washd her face n again startd applyin ol those thngs.... Dat was da epic moment.. I came out n cudnt stp laughing.. afta makeup her face n body complexion was totly diffrnt.. Loll
admin blaze:waslaam confessor vo makeup kit aap khareede un ladkiyon ke liye? y do u have to bother kon kitta makeup thopa apne thopde pe lyt lio na its der life der face der skin!!! talk sumthing sensible girl!!
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Yeah mere cell ka 6 number hai 814792 baki ke 4 number guess karo????jiska sahi hoga main o comment like kar dungi
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#349
Bahot dinose chahata tha... Chalo es bat se mujhe kuchh jada farak nahi pada. Bt sab ek jaise nahi hote... It hapen wid me on my 1st ship.. Dat night when i borded da vessel... Wid full of dream... Bt pata nahi tha aise bhi hota hai.. Mai cpt ke cabin ke bahar tha, cadet se puchha cpt sab ka nam kya hai... Maine jaise hi nam suna, laga ke aaj kuchh hoga... As i belong to schedul cast, i dnt wana dsclose his cast its nt gud. Befr asking me anything, he started like. Tum to categary me aate ho. To yaha kyon aaye. I said, it wantd 2 b mariner. To o bole, tum logonko to gov. me etani sarh jobs hai fir yaha kyon aate ho, tum log scholership leke padhate ho, hamare bachoko tumlogoke wajahase admission nahi mil pata engg. ke liye... Aur fir tum log edharbhi aa gaye flding karne ke liye.... I told him, sir kya kare mere pas etana paisa nahi hai ki widout schlrship padh pau.. Pura engg to khud job karke, khud ke paise se hi complt kiya hai... Matalab maine kuchh bahot bada kiya aisa nahi. Har ek ko situation ke hisab se chalana padata hai... Usake bad mai chala gaya... Bt ek din aisa aaya wahi cpt sab mujhe rquest karke bole. Pls 5 sab ye kam kar do. My full comp system was crashd. Aur maine wo shuru kardi.. Us dinse unhone mujhe hamesha 5 sab karake bulaya. Bt dat incidnt was like..... It shld nt hapen wid anybody.
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hazaar kauwwe bhi itna kaww kawww nahi karte jitna 2 ladkiya facebook pe AWWW AWWW karti hain , jidhar dekho AWWW AWWWW macha rakha hai inhone :(
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We Say Dhawan They Say Jamshed :-)
We Say Raina They Say Farhat :-)
We Say Dhoni They Say Afridi :-)
We Say Karthik They Say Hafeez :-)
We Say Rohit They Say Shafiq :-)
We Say Jaddu They Say Malik :-)
We Say Ashwin They Say Ajmal :-)
We Say Yadav They Say Junaid :-)
We Say Bhuvi They Say Wahab :-)
We Say Ishant They Say Irfan :-)
But When We say Sachin They
Change The Topic. :-D :-D
Hit Like If U r die hard fan Of Team India <3
<3<3<3 Rdx.AnSh4389®
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#2680
"hey i wana confuss
i juss poot odomos..and i ismell taisty..admin please kissie me on my knees :*
i will take all awar kids and do jungle mei mangal with u..and other wivfes of yours..
we all will have a great time baby
tum aa jao..
mere ghar mei..mai chennai mei rehti hun..kattankullathur mei..mai srm ki student hun.. tum mujhse java green mei milne aa skte ho..mai shorts pehnungi harroz aur tumhara wait karungi..
tum apna fav color batado usi colour ki shorts le aungi..jab aaoge toh phnke rkhungi
mmmmmwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :*
#female
#chennai"
Admin_taunt :- okay, to the male admins, tum mei se kisi ek k liye h, sambhalo apni jungle queen :P
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Hiii guyz i m 19 year old girl i have problem with my friend now a days she didn't talk wth me don't knw the reason pta nhi wo aisa kyu kar ri jab ki me usse kitna accha manti thi hum bhut acche se rehte nd ab bhut kuch change ho gaya hn plzz let me knw wht should i do???
ADMIN: The only solution is "TALK".......Pakdo kabhi ussey and talk to her..Achey se...Ki problem kya hai...Kya pata tumhari kisi baat ne usey hurt kia ho..Kayi baar aisa hota hai ki you don't come to know and anjaane mein you hurt someone....Ya fir boy problem bhi ho sakti hai..Jo tumhein pasand ho wo kya pata usey bhi pasand ho....Khair jo bhi hai...U need to TALK to her dear...Thas the BEST SOLUTION...:-)
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Killer shayaris are back
Using ur brain is strictly, V.Strictly prohibited...
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain
3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
4.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
6.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.
8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.
9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
10.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
11.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
12.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....
13.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
14.) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
15.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks
16.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
17.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..
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#324
"I love u my jan
i miss u....
N swt hrt i rly love u
ab tho man jaw'."
Admin*Vish*:- Ye ladki pagal hi gyi hai O:) Paata ni kise jaan bole ja rahi,name toh mention krna tha na :p :like:
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"Fact about admins..:)
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92% admins are single..:(
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Thats why they spend there time to entertain you..;) :D
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chat post !
aaj ki topic yeh barish aur ashiqi !
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I love cooking vry much. . . . . . . . .muje khud se khana bna kr sbko khilana bht acha lgta h or jb khane wale khane ki tarif krte h to or b acha lgta h. . . .cooking is one of my hobby..
Bnao, khilao or tarif pao
frndz ap b aao kbi mere ghr;-)
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Meri Randi Behan
Hi dosto..I’m Rahul from Mumbai..today I’m going to write my first story on IWS or u can say that today i m going to share my personal experience which I cannot say to anybody….ok…behno aur bhaiyo introduction ki maa ko chodo aur apni chut me ungli aur lund par hath rakh lo..coz i m going to start my true story..baat ab se koi 5 saal pehle ki hai tab main 21 saal ka aur meri behan 20 saal ki thi..meri height 5.8” hai aur health bhi achhi hai aur lund 6.5 inch lamba aur 2.5” choda hai.. meri behan ki height 5.2” hai aur 34-26-34 figure hai..
Ek dum bhara bhara maal hai jaisa ki mujhe bahout pasand hai…main bahout pehle se ISS ki stories padhta aa raha hu aur in stories ko padh kar hi mujhe apni behan me interest hua..lekin kabhi himmat nahi hui kuch karni ki..vo college jaati thi aur main apni engineering complete kar raha tha…ek din maine usko ek ladke ke sath bike par jaate hue dekha to mujhe kuch shaq hua..maine pata lagaya to pata chala ki vo ladka uska college me senior hai…maine socha ki chalo koi baat nahi..ghum phir hi to rahi hai..ghumne do..
1 saal baad us ladke ka college khatam ho jayega to vo chala hi jayega..main vaise bhi koi issue nahi banana chahta tha..par phir bhi maine apni behan ko indirecly bata diya ki mujhe uske bare me pata chal gaya hai…koi 1 mahine baad main apne ek frnd ke paas se aa raha tha to maine sonal (my sister) ko phir us ladke (rishabh) ke sath jjate hue dekha..maine un ka picha kiya..vo ek ghar me chale gaye maine 15-20 min wait kiya aur phir ghar chala aaya..
Sham ho sonal jab gaayi to kuch thaki hui lag rahi thi..maine tab kuch nahi kaha aur raat ka wait karne laga..raat ko main uske room ke gaya jo mere bilkul barabar wala tha..tab maine usse pucha ki aaj vo us ladke ke sath kaha gayi thi..pehle to mana karne lagi ki main kahi nahi gayi..seedhe college se aa rahi hu..par jab maine kaha maine usko jaate hue aur ek ghar me enter karte hue dekha tha..to boli ki plz bhaiya kisi ko bolna mat…ek dam roni surat ho gayi uski..
Maine kaha ki agar sab sach bata degi to kisi ko kuch nahi bolunga.. to vo kuch batane ko tayyar hui..usne kaha ki rishabh uska boyfrnd hai..aur vo rishabh ke ghar gayi thi..
me- kya kiya uske ghar ja kar.
sonal- kuch nahi bhaiya..bas vaise hi baat kar rahe the.
mujhe gussa aa gaya..
me- rehne se, mujhe sab pata hai ki kya gul khila kar aa rahi hai..
Sonal-qasam se bhaiya kuch nahi kiya.
me-agar jhoot bola to abhi ja kar mom ko bata dunga phir vo apne aap puch legi tere se.
sonal-plz bhaiya mom ko kuch mat kehna
me-dekh mujhe pata hai tu kya kar ke aayi hai. mujhe koi problem nahi hai..tu jawan hai, samajhdar hai aur teri life hai jo karna hai kar, teri marzi..par jhoot mat bol mere se..
sonal- bhaiya ab aapko sab pata hai to kyou puch rahe hai.
Me- kyouki main tumhare muh se sunna chahta hu..
sonal- bhaiya plz…
me- bata rahi ho ya jaon mom ke paas.(main uth kar jaane ki acting karne laga)
sonal(ghabra kar)- bhaiya plz ruko, main batati hu.
me- chlo to shuru ho jao.
sonal- sharam aa rahi hai bhaiya..
me- usse chudvate hue sharam nahi aa rahi thi aur batane me sharam aa rahi hai..
Sonal(chouk kar)- maine usse chudvaya nahi hai..
me- tab vaha kya karne gayi thi.
sonal- bas thoda kissing vagairah hua hai.
me-oral bhi nahi kiya
sonal-sharma kar..thoda sa kiya tha.
me-chalo koi nahi tum apni life ko jaise enjoy karna chaho karo, bas thoda sambhal kar, chudvate hue hamesha condom use karna..
Sonal kuch nahi bola…main bola ok main jaata hu..gud night..
uske baad main apne kamre me aa gaya aur muth mar kar so gaya..
uske baad hum hamesha baat karne lage aur vo bhi dheere dheere mujh se frank honi lagi..ab vo mujhe ye bhi bata deti thi ki vo aaj kaha gaye aur kya kiya..jaise aaj hum uske ek frnd ke ghar par gaye the aur hamne khub chudai ki..bahout maza aaya..
me- sonal tu condom lgva kar chudvati hai na..
Sonal- nahi bhaiya usse maza nahi aata..
me-are yaar koi problem ho gayi na to samajh lena phir.
sonal- kuch nahi hoga main pills le rahi hhu..
me-ok, tab theek hai..
kuch din aise hi beet gaye..phir ek din vo bahout udas thi..maine pucha ki kya hua koi jhagda ho gaya hai kya..
sonal- thidi der ruk kar boli ki mera rishabh se breakup ho gaya hai..
Main man hi man bahout khush hua..par upar se udas ho kar bola..kya hua
sonal-jane do bhaiya..kya karoge jaan kar..
me- bata to sahi, ab to vaise bhi hum frnds hai.
sonal- bhaiya aaj to usne had kar di.
me- kya kiya usne
sonal-pehle to vo meri gand marne ko bolne laga
me- tune kya kaha
Sonal- maine kuch nahi kaha..maan gayi
me- tune gand bhi marva li?
sonal- ha pehle dard hua tha par baad me mujhe bhi maza aane laga..
me- tu sahi me puri randi ban gayi hai..
sonal-vo sab choda aage suno
me- bata
Sonal-usne meri 3 baar gand mari aur 1 baar muh me nikal diya aur peene ko kaha
me- tune kya kiya
sonal-maine pee liya
me- to kya hua, sab kuch to tune kar liya ab bacha kya hai..
sonal- phir vo mujh ko kehne laga ki uske 2 dost nasik se aa rahe hai..unko khush kar de..maine mana kar diya.
Phir vo mujhe gandi gandi galiyan dene laga aur bola ki sali randi..mere liye itna sa kaam nahi kar sakti..chudne ko hi to bol raha hu..maine usse bol diay ki aaj ke baad mere se kabhi baat mat karna..hamare bich sab khatam ho gaya hai..
me- achha kiya sale madarchod ko chod diya..harami kahi ka..behanchod
sonal kuch nahi boli..kuch din aise hi nikal gayi ab sonal bhi normal hone lagi thi.
phir ek din vo kuch pareshan si lagi..to maine pucha ki ab kya ho gaya.
Sonal-bhaiya..roz roz chudvate hue ab aadat ho gayi hai..bahout din se man kar raha hai..par us kamine rishabh ke paas nahi jaungi..
me-to ungli kar le
sonal-ab itni patli ungli se kya maza aayega
me-to bole to mombatti la du koi moti si
sonal-nahi bhaiya jo maza asli cheez me hai vo mombatti nahi de sakti..
Maine socha ki mauqa hai aaj apne dil ki baat keh deta hu..
me-sonal ek baat bolu, bura to nahi manegi..
sonal-aapne mujhe kabhi roka toka nahi..hamesha mera sath diya..bhala aapki baat ka bura maan sakti hu kya..
me- main tujhe bahout din se chodna chahta tha..mere paas mauqa bhi tha..chahta to tujhe blackmail karke bhi chod sakta tha..par main tujhe teri marzi se chodna chahta hu..ab tujhe bhi
Lund ki zarurat hai aur mujhe bhi teri chut marne ka bada man hai..bol kya bolti hai..
sonal- bhaiya par hum bhai-behan hai
me-kaun si behan apne bhai ko apni chudai ke qisse sunati hai?
sonal-par vo to maine aap ko as a frnd batae the
me-to ab bhi mujhe apna frnd balki boyfrnd samajh le.
sonal kuch der soch kar boli ki theek hai aaj raat ko aap mere room me aa jana..
Me- theek hai…phir hum dono apne kaam me lag gaye..
main to man hi man bada khush tha ki aaj mujhe meri barso ki tamnna meri behan ki chut milegi..main beasbri se raat ka intezar karne laga..
rrat ko main uske kamre me gaya to-
sonal-door band kar do
me-achha
main door laga kar..
Sonal aaj mujh se raha nahi ja raha
sonal-main bhi badi bechain hu bhaiya
me-chal jaldi se apne kapde utar de….
Admin VIJAY
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Ladka sensitive hona chahiye
emotions toh watsapp main bhi hai .......... :P
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shaitano or jangli billiyo chllo masti tym
kuch pyar bhri mithi bate ho jaye
LETS START CHIT CHAT***
Hit LIKE & CMNT ♥♥
Abuse /Misbehave / Dirty Language
R.I.P. In Ban List..!!
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shakal to h ni dhang ki soundrya deep kour baat to akal ki kar le tune kon sa mis wrld ka crown jet liya h jo tere samne kuch nahi hu.heheheh again cheep thinking .babes ...bcz self praise no recomndation..!!ok
#admin: Babe talk something which has sense..i also read the comment i found nothing so big in that and to call her cheap.!
Calling someone else cheap shows your menatlity..
So look At yourself first Before pointiNg at oThers..:)
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Reality of every love story.....
Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai. aur kya problem hai
Problem yeh hai ki main chahata hoon ki meri life mein koiye problem na ho
Lekin agar meri life mein koiye problem na ho toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai...
And bull shit she is worried yaar use to celebrate karna chahiye tha
She is in this exactly what she wants
Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo muh kholti man karta hai muh me kuch stuff kardoon
Trust me yaar cheih mahinom me I have had it all Sab dekhliya meine
Kaunsi pyaar Kaisi relationship?
Kahin ki khushiya?
Relationship ka matlab ye rehta hai an end to your own happiness
Uske baad all you have to worry about is uski khushiyaan uska birthday
uske kutte ka birthday
Uska new year to kabhi tumhara bhi new year tha
In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta
A happy woman is a myth
Tu batman wali ki dekh le
Saala Jab tak saala batman nahi bana
tab tak bolti rahi
tum toh kuch karte nahi ho
nakara ho
napunshak ho
main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hu
jisdin bechara batman ban gaya
us din boli
tum toh batman ban gaye
mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha
main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hu
Sab saalan na in bollywood kahaniyon ka dosh hai
Bloody bollywood romantic masaala
Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua Dono saath saath Film khatam
Is ke baad ka story koi nahi batata Iske baad ki kahaani mein batata hoon
Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya To problem
Hug kiya to chape ho rahe ho Itna bhi achcha nahi lagta
Saale Shopping khatam nahi hoti inki Pehle cushion laye fir curtain laye
cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh aur cushion laye
mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko bechne jaoon
toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye
Ek to jo cheez lena hai wo leke nahi ayegi do hafte dimag chatenge ki
table lena hai table lena hai
5 ghante maal me bitake ek sadhi si chappal utha kar layenge
aur fir agle do hafte dimag chatenge
table lena hai table lena hai...
Offic e me kaam kar raha hoon
Phone aa jayega
Phone utathe hi bol deta hoon
Baat nahi kar sakta
Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna?
Do minute karloge to kya ho jayega
Are do minute karloonga to tumhe kya miledi meri maan
Thik se to kar paoonga nahi
Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaataan to naatak
Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai...
Kitna ghatiya invention hai saala
Trust me I say patta hai saala patta...
ek toh ...inke ad bhi dekho
lo ji 1 paisa per second
aur phone karo
aur phone karo
aare call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jati hai karne ko
fir iska jawab unhe bhi do
tumhare pass baat kyon nahi hai karne ko
you have lost interest in me
tumhe hoon hoon hi karna atha toh maine tumhe phone hi kyon kiya???
are meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyon kiya???
jake bharti mittal se puch na...
tujhe main bata raha hoon
us ad mein kutta nahi kutia hai...
seriously
mein shart laga sakta hoon...
Tujhe kya lagta hai
Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo india nahi jaa raha tha
Glati se pahoonch gaya?
Usko to pata tha
Wo bechara to kahin door jaan chahta tha
Biwi ki chakkar me bolna pada India jaa raha hoon
Nah to das sawaal poochti
Kahaan jaa rahe ho
Kyon jaa rahe ho
Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa rahe ho?
Seedhe seedhe kyon nahi bolte ki mujhse kahin door jaan chahte ho/
Aaj tak bechare ka mazaak udati hai duniya
Office me kaam kar raha hoon
Sms aajayega
I love you
Thik hai mein bhi sms karleta hoon
I love you too
Iske baad sms pe sms shuroo
abey kaam kya karti hai office mein???
Do sms ka reply mat karna
Turant Phone aa jayega
Phone mat uthaa
To dus min me message aa chuka hoga
I don't think its working anymore
Dus min me Babu I love you to
I don't think its working anymore
And this is when they are not even down
Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyon aate hain
Aur yeh…. gay bande itne successful kyon hote hai???
Because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na
Log kehte hain na behind every successful man, there is a woman
True
But koi ye nahi bataata ki
behind every unsuccessful man, also there is a woman
Aur ye to koi bhi bata sakta hai na
Ki unsuccessful logon ka taadaath
Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai is duniya me
Saala Office me kaam kar raha hoon
Keh raha hoon late ho jaaonga
To khaana nahi khayegi
Phir bhooki so jayegi
Are mein keh raha hoon na khana khalo
Kya karoon naukri chod doon?
saale ghar jaao
Pehle Inhe manao inhe khilao
Uske baad khud ki bhookh to aise hi mar jaati hai
Is sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi tarah
Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua hai chup chaap to gaya
Gadi gadi
kya soch rahe ho???
kya soch rahe ho???
kya soch rahe ho???
Are kuch nahi soch raha meri maa
yeh soch raha hoon ki tera mooh kaise band karu...
kya soch raha hoon
camera laga doon dimag mein...
Is sab ke baad
We never talk
We need to talk
I don't think its working any more
And mein tumhe bata raha hoon
You cannot discuss anything with a woman
Because they call it a discussion
But any discussion with a woman is an argument
Aur argument mein toh tu boss unse jeet hi nahi sakta…
Because hum aadmiyon ki ek basic need hoti hai
To make sense in an argument
Ladkiyon ko koi farak nahi padta
Sense jaise bekaasi cheez ki wajeh se wo
Argument kaise haar jaye
Ek to aaj ki baat pe argument aaj hoga hi nahi
aaj ki baat par jhagada hoga do mahine baad...
Yahaan saala yaad hi nahi rehta hai do mahine pehle hua kya tha???
Ladkiyaan bacha ke rakhti hain
yeh chota hatiyar nahi
bada hatiyar hai
isse badi ladai mein use karenge…
TU kabhi try karliyo khud ko sahi saabit karne ki
Tujhe lag hi raha haoga ki is point se tu apni baat ko ssabit karlega
Lekin tabhi ek awaaz ayegi
Ungli neeche karoo
Tune dhyaan bhi nahi diya hoga
Lekin tumhari nadaan si ungli unki taraf point kar rahi hogi
And suddenly , the whole argument will flush down the gutter
And mudra ye reh jayega ki
How dare you point a finger at me?
Kisne banaya ye rule
Kisne banaya?
Saal wo beech argument me tumhe jhoota phek ke maarle to koi dikkat nahi
Lekin unki taraf ek ungli point kardo
Saara mudra khatam
Wo sahi tum galat
Shaadi se pehle wo nagin tune kyon bhajta hai
Kyon ki band wala bhi tumhe chetaavani de raha hoga ki kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi me
Inka signature tune hai wo
Ab ye bata wo kya karne aayi thi tere paas yahaan
Same cheez mein karoon to
Uske kisi friend ko call karke
Ab ye problems ginaoon to
Kahegi tumne meir friend ko call kiya
Hmm hmm
Tum uski sympathy gain karna chahte ho?
Y don't you go and sleep with her?
Its ridiculous yaar
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Chit Chat lovers aa jao :D
Lets start chit chat ;)
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Killer shayaris are back
Using ur brain is strictly,
V.Strictly prohibited...
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain
3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
4.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
6.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.
8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.
9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
10.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padtahai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
11.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
12.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....
13.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala...Maa,
Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
14.) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach MDH.....MDH ...!
15.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks
16.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
17.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..
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Killer shayaris are back!!
Using ur brain is strictly prohibited...
1) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aa raha hai,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hai
3) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
and the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
4) Manchester United mein khelta hai ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
5) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
6) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
7) Na jeene ki aarzoo na marne ka khauf..
The number you're trying is currently switched off.
Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo
Naya godrej powder hair dye, bas kaato gholo aur laga lo
9) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
10) mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano ramesh babu...
11) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
12) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna....
13) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
14) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
15) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risk
16) Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
17) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hain, koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..😈
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To Every girl suffering from many
friend'srequest on Facebook..!!
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Put Your Real picture
8O% Can get rid of that problem...
Hahahahahahah Agree...?
Boys Thoko Lyk ....
#luvr boy
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"...i em a sexually harrased one i knw em just anther one sharin my boring stry..but i really wshed to get ds pain out so i confessed here....harrased by non oder but my real uncl.. i really wish i cud gv a tight slap on his face n slam evethn i had from cups to a broom..! :/ i was young i did nt knw wt was happnin..but wen i saw episode f staymev jayte..i learned dat wt actlly was happnin wd me.. d embarrasing part is dat i really wish to tell my parents bout it.. but d day i let ds thng out..my famly rltns will brk..n i evn fear dat maybe no1 xcpt my parents wud belve my toks :(
i doonno wt to do..n i evn dnt wnt him to use me nymore fr his fuckin njoyment :/ :@"
Female
Udaipur
Admin__Shame on those guys...i feel crying...after reading dis :'(
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Hey i m Akash here
member of this page
plz help me out guys i was in
love with pooja past frm 8
mnths donö ek dusre ko bahut
pyar karte the ek dusre k bina
reh b nahi pate hain last month
mein thoda tour par gaya tha
usse tym meri gf kisi ko
like krne lagi use dowarn uski
kya baat huyi pata nhi 7days
mein woh ladke ko like krne
lagi mera sath reh kr mujhe
ditch kiya na committed with
that guy :(
woh kehti hain he is
my love my lyf yr i m in
trouble bahut phone cals kiya
bt koi response nhi aya nw she
change the number kaha contact
karu kaise kru :(
plz help me out
uske bina mar jaunga mein i
love her a lot but usko meri
care nhi hain and she is happie
with that guy
plz mujhe batao mein kay karu
:(
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"Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai. aur kya problem hai Problem yeh hai ki main chahata hoon ki meri life mein koi problem na ho Lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai... And bull shit she is worried yaar use to celebrate karna chahiye tha She is in this exactly what she wants Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo muh kholti man karta hai muh me kuch stuff kardoon Trust me yaar cheih mahinom me I have had it all Sab dekhliya meine Kaunsi pyaar Kaisi relationship? Kahin ki khushiya? Relationship ka matlab ye rehta hai an end to your own happiness Uske baad all you have to worry about is uski khushiyaan uska birthday uske kutte ka birthday Uska new year to kabhi tumhara bhi new year tha In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta A happy woman is a myth Tu batman wali ki dekh le Saala Jab tak saala batman nahi bana tab tak bolti rahi tum toh kuch karte nahi ho nakara ho napunshak ho main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hu jisdin bechara batman ban gaya us din boli tum toh batman ban gaye mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hu Sab saalan na in bollywood kahaniyon ka dosh hai Bloody bollywood romantic masaala Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua Dono saath saath Film khatam Is ke baad ka story koi nahi batata Iske baad ki kahaani mein batata hoon Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya To problem Hug kiya to chape ho rahe ho Itna bhi achcha nahi lagta Saale Shopping khatam nahi hoti inki Pehle cushion laye fir curtain laye cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh aur cushion laye mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko bechne jaoon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye Ek to jo cheez lena hai wo leke nahi ayegi do hafte dimag chatenge ki table lena hai table lena hai 5 ghante maal me bitake ek sadhi si chappal utha kar layenge aur fir agle do hafte dimag chatenge table lena hai table lena hai... Offic e me kaam kar raha hoon Phone aa jayega Phone utathe hi bol deta hoon Baat nahi kar sakta Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna? Do minute karloge to kya ho jayega Are do minute karloonga to tumhe kya miledi meri maan Thik se to kar paoonga nahi Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaataan to naatak Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai... Kitna ghatiya invention hai saala Trust me I say patta hai saala patta... ek toh ...inke ad bhi dekho lo ji 1 paisa per second aur phone karo aur phone karo aare call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jati hai karne ko fir iska jawab unhe bhi do tumhare pass baat kyon nahi hai karne ko you have lost interest in me tumhe hoon hoon hi karna atha toh maine tumhe phone hi kyon kiya??? are meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyon kiya??? jake bharti mittal se puch na... tujhe main bata raha hoon us ad mein kutta nahi kutia hai... seriously mein shart laga sakta hoon... Tujhe kya lagta hai Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo india nahi jaa raha tha Glati se pahoonch gaya? Usko to pata tha Wo bechara to kahin door jaan chahta tha Biwi ki chakkar me bolna pada India jaa raha hoon Nah to das sawaal poochti Kahaan jaa rahe ho Kyon jaa rahe ho Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa rahe ho? Seedhe seedhe kyon nahi bolte ki mujhse kahin door jaan chahte ho/ Aaj tak bechare ka mazaak udati hai duniya Office me kaam kar raha hoon Sms aajayega I love you Thik hai mein bhi sms karleta hoon I love you too Iske baad sms pe sms shuroo abey kaam kya karti hai office mein??? Do sms ka reply mat karna Turant Phone aa jayega Phone mat uthaa To dus min me message aa chuka hoga I don't think its working anymore Dus min me Babu I love you to I don't think its working anymore And this is when they are not even down Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyon aate hain Aur yeh…. gay bande itne successful kyon hote hai??? Because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na Log kehte hain na behind every successful man, there is a woman True But koi ye nahi bataata ki behind every unsuccessful man, also there is a woman Aur ye to koi bhi bata sakta hai na Ki unsuccessful logon ka taadaath Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai is duniya me Saala Office me kaam kar raha hoon Keh raha hoon late ho jaaonga To khaana nahi khayegi Phir bhooki so jayegi Are mein keh raha hoon na khana khalo Kya karoon naukri chod doon? saale ghar jaao Pehle Inhe manao inhe khilao Uske baad khud ki bhookh to aise hi mar jaati hai Is sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi tarah Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua hai chup chaap to gaya Gadi gadi kya soch rahe ho??? kya soch rahe ho??? kya soch rahe ho??? Are kuch nahi soch raha meri maa yeh soch raha hoon ki tera mooh kaise band karun...
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kaise ho dosto __
r u getting bore__
lets start poetry chat
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Every mistake is an opportunity to learn something new
Is love a mistake to learn something no i dnt agree here we just go with pain nothing here to gain .
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Gf- chand kaha hai?
Bf- do jagah, 1upar or 1 tum.
After marriage
G-chand kaha hai?
B-andhi ho? Wo upar kya tera bap torch leke khada he
"RISHTA WAHI SOCH NAI"
:D :D :D
Yo Gesh
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Golden Words...
"Tajurba insan ko galat faisle lene se bachata h"....
Magar.,
"Tajurba galat faisle se hi hasil hota h"...!!
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"once i was alone at my home, so i called my boyfriend and told him to bring me a gift.
(we had s** few times before this, but this time it was so embarrassing.)
he came after about 10 minutes, there was no gift in his hand. so i got angry and gave him angry looks and abused him alot.
so he told me that he has brought me a surprise and ask me to close my eyes and open my mouth.
i asked him what was that, he told me it's dark chocolate bar and he want to feed me.
i agreed and opened my mouth and closed my eyes.
now the moment comes.
when i opened my mouth it was his private part in my mouth.
yukkkkk......
it was so embarrassing, i just gave him a tight punch on his part and we had breakup."
FEmale
Delhi
Admin__kuch meetha ho jaye :p
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Kon kon online hai....?????..♥ ♥
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Ghost Confessions Stories # 357 (repost Confessions#5,you will love it.)
My uncle told me this story,his personal experience with his friend ronny
One day, Ronny was browsing on the internet, He read a story about a certain suspension bridge that was located close to his home. The website had plenty of pictures of the bridge and the surrounding area.
The next time he met my uncle, he told him about the bridge. It was an old suspension bridge that crossed over a deep gorge. For some unknown reason, it was known as a spot that was notorious for suicides. Every year, at least 5 or 10 people would throw themselves off the bridge and died. Nobody could explain why.
They said that the spot was haunted by the ghosts(bhootan da dera) of all the people who had committed suicide there.
When my uncle went home that evening, he decided that he had to check out the bridge. He desperately wanted to see a ghost. So, that very night, he set out for the mountains where the bridge was located. It took him about half an hour to get there.
It was almost midnight, when he arrived at the bridge and there was not a single person around. It was dark and deathly quiet. The atmosphere was so spooky and ominous that it sent a chill down his spine.
“chutiya bnate hai log aese hi is bare me bol kar” he muttered to himself as he cautiously walked to the edge of the gorge and peered down into its depths. He began thinking about all of the people who had thrown themselves down into the inky blackness.
It was so fascinating that he felt forced to tell his friend,Ronny about it, so he pulled out his cell phone to call him. However, since he was high up in the mountains, he couldn’t get any reception.
Looking around, my uncle noticed a phone booth standing nearby. He went inside, put some coins in the slot and dialled Ronny’s number.
“Hello ronny!? guess mar me kahan hoon” he said. “me usi bridge par hoo jis k bare me tuney mujhe btaya tha,awesome view hai bhai,tu b aja,simar ko b le ayiyo”
“kyu nai” replied Ronny. “meney yeh location google par dekhi hai,Wait kar a rha hoon… Waise tu phone kahan se kar rha hai?”
my uncle laughed. “Oh, mere phone par range nai thi toh me payphone se kar rha hoo…”
His friend was confused. “Payphone? abey wahan toh aesa kuch b nahi hai,nai toh mere ko dikh jata photos mein.”
“abey kya bol rha hai,yahan par ek hai raste mein. “bridge enter karte huye side me hai… abey jaldi a,mujhe jana padega,bahar logon ki line lagi huyi hai phone k liye.”
As soon as he said this Ronny shouted, “No! abey hiliyo b mat wahan se,tere ko meri kasam,mujhe woh location pta hai,me bs adhe gante me aya,plz bhai wahan se nikalna mat,na hi phone rakhna,jo b ho,hilna mat”
“hua kya?”
“bs promise kar,wahan se hiliyo b mat,me abhi a rha hoon,ek inch b mat hilna,koi kuch bole toh b kuch na kehna”
When his friend hung up, my uncle felt a wave of fear envelop him. Usne phone nahi rakha,wahin khada raha,bahar dekha toh log usko goor rahe the.
The look in their eyes sent a shiver down his spine.
Half and hour later, when Ronny arrived at the suspension bridge, he found his friend standing at the very edge of the bridge. He was holding his cell phone against his ear.He had no clue what he is doing.
There was no phone booth and no line of people waiting to use the phone. If he had moved an inch, he would have fallen off the edge and died..
believe it or not.it happened.
Us k bad woh kabhi us taraf nahi gye.
for next story,dont forget to like this one,or you will miss that one.
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1632b Hyderabadi Confessions ; ) : D
hello admin pls post dis:)
I am coming to hyd frm gulf for my inter.I have selected college st josephs girls in mehdipatnam . Is it a good college because i prefer wearing western outfits.Does it allow students to go out during lunch hours.I am born in india but raised in gulf .Please tell me ASAP
admin blaze :gulf ke hai to? i guess gulf me ppl dress up decently western matlab miniskirts vo ye koi b allow nai karte na ? not in gulf nor here dress code dekh ke collg select karte ya education quality dekh ke ? kya zamana hai ki
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