Ek Khushi Dil Ne Kya Maang Li...
Meri Har Khushi Ko Nazar Lag Gyi...
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Confession # 9143 AG
Dear Sarah,
I know I'm not as expressive as you want me to, but everytime I'm with you I lose all sense of speech and I Love You more than I love myself and I know that you love me too. We haven't seen it spoken to each other for weeks now. I miss you so much.
I hope everything gets better sooner and we can talk freely again. I dedicate this poem to you sweetheart.
Loving you Means that I give you my heart My love, my whole self; You’ll always come first Before anything else
Loving you Means that I give you my faith My trust, my confidence; I promise to always be true To be loyal, to be honest
Loving you Means you’re a part of my life, My dreams, my future; You are a part of me Now and forever
Your Idiot.
For now and forever.
P.S. I Love You <3
Admin: ahaa! (y) atlst u tryd! :P
n weeks se baat na karna n chupke se try krneka kya mtlb... jo dil me h bata do...txt kro..atti ko thodi der alvida keh do ;)
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Song dedication game... ;-)
comment karo... :-P name to whom u wnt to dedicate nd song...main post karunga.. B-)
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S 1.
Dr.:- Aapke 3 daant kaise tut
gaye..?
Sardar:- Ji wo wife ne kadak roti banai thi.
Dr.:- To khane se mana kar dete.
Sardar:- Ji wo hi to kiya tha...
2.
Sardar got an sms from his
Girlfriend written as "I Miss You".
Sardar ne apna dimag laga ke 2 ghante baad reply bheja "I Mr.You".
3.
Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:- Aapne pehchana mujhe ko.
Ladki:- Nahi aap koun ho..?
Sardar:- Main wahi hu jisko aapne
parso bhi nahi pehchana tha.
4. Sardar math ke paper me dance kar raha tha.
Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Yaar mere sir ne kaha tha ke her step ke no. hote h.
5.
Sardar Bill gates se:- Tum pagal ho.
Bill:- Why..?
Sardar:- Tumhara surname Gates h aur business tum Windows ka karte ho.
6.
Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:-
Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke batao.
Sardar sent msg. to her:- Nahi bata sakta msg. free nahi h.
7.
1 Sardar ne apni car ke niche kutte
ko leta hua dekha to kutte ko 1 dum se kheecha aur kha:- Bhar nikal bada aaya mechanical engineer banne.
8.
1 Sardar ke ghar chor aa gya.
Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga sardar uske piche bhaga aur bhagte-2 chor se bhi aage nikal gya or bola:- 1 to chori uper se humse race.
9.
Sardar ki G.F. romantic mood me:-
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi h, aa jao.
Sardar:- Pagal tu mere ghar aaja,
yahan hum saare h, tera dil lag jayga.
10.
Sardar office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening.
Sardar gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga.
11.
Sardar kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaya ladki ke maa baap bole humari beti abhi padh rahi h.
Sardar:- Koi baat nahi hum 1
ghante baad aa jayenge.
12.
Sardar ne 1 number dial kiya 1
ladki ne received. Sardar:- Hello kaun.
Girl:- Main Seeta.
Sardar:- O yaar ye to ayodhya lag gaya. Sorry Maate.
13.
Jatt:- No if no but sirf jatt.
Khatri:- No topi no chatri sirf
khatri.
Mulla:- No gas no chulla sirf mulla.
Sardar:- No dalda no gheo punjabi sharea da peo.
14.
Public toilet me likha tha "Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha hai" Sardar niche likh ke aaya "Bas dho ke jaa raha hu".
15.
Sardar ki beti:- Papa kal aapke ghar se 1 member kam ho jaega.
Next day sardar ki beti bhag jati h.
Sardar:- Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per thi wo jyotish.
16.
Sardar:- Express kitne baje h.
T.T:- 1 baje.
Sardar:- Local.
T.T:- 9 bje.
Sardar:- Aur maal gadi.
T.T:- 12 baje, Abe tuze jana kaha h.
Sardar:- Patri pe potty karne.
17.
Sardar ke truck pe likha tha
"Chhotta Parivar, Sukhi Parivar"
msg. from "Rinku, Golu, Monu,
Ramu, Shamu, Sohan, Mohan, Tilu, Pinky de papa di gaddi".
18.
Teacher:- Batao sacha desh bhagt kaun hota h.
Sardar:- Jo enlish toilet seat par bhi Indian style me baithta ho.
19.
1 Bar sardar Rs. jama karne gya.
Officer:- Ye note fata hua h, dusra do.
Sardar:- Main apne A/c me jama kar rha hu, fata karu ya naya, Tujhe kya matlab h be.
20.
Sardar air hostess se:- Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti h. Air hostess ne zordar thappad santa ke muh pe mara.
Sardar:- Kamal h. Aadat bhi wahi h.
21.
Sardar ne evrest pe dekha waha pe 1 baba gutka ragad raha tha.
Sardar:- Baba ye kya h.
Baba:- Masala.
Sardar:- Oh to Evrest masala aap hi banate ho.
22.
Pagal:- Tum muslim ho.
Sardar:- Nahi, main sardar hu.
Pagal:- Nahi, tum muslim ho.
Sardar (gusse me):- Haan, main muslim hu.
Pagal:- Lagte ho sardar ho.
23.
Sardar (Police station ja kar kahta h):- Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rhi h.
Inspector:- Koun de rha h.
Sardar:- BSNL wale, kehte h bill nahi bhara to kaat denge.
24.
1 Accident hua, bhut bheed ho gyi, sardar ko aage jane ka moka nahi mil rha tha. Clever sardar:- Hi. mera Bapu. Bheed ne raah di to kutta marra mila...
25.
Sardar ka sir phat gya.
Dr.:- Ye kaise hua.?
Sardar:- Main chappal se pathar tod raha tha. Mujhe 1 aadmi ne bola "Kabhi khopdi" ka istemal bhi kar liya kar.
26.
Sardar ko ek party ka invitation mila jisme likha tha only pink tie.
Sardar wahan gaya to usne dekha ke logo ne pant shirt bhi pehni thi...
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masti wala game........... ...
GAME TIME♥
par jo rules batauga usko♥ follow
karna hoga......nahi to ban.....
game ye hai ki ladka ladki ke liye
song gayega or ladki ladke ke
liye..par partner banake.......
apne apne partner khud
banaoge,,,,par koi kisi ke sath
jabardasti♥
nahi karega.... or jab tab tak
partner nahi ban jata vo kisi pe bhi
song dedicate nahi karega.. sirf
apne partner pe hi karega... ladka
ladke ko bhi apna partner bana
sakta hai agar koi ladki na mile
to.....
once again dont abuse
anyone......... .. (abuse=ban)♥
let start the game.....
to kon banega mera partner???♥<3
:-[NKIT♥♥♥<3 <3 :-V :-V
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Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha ........
.
Wife : 2 Cigarette Q Pee RaheHo ?
.
Engineer : Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 Mere
Dost ki...
.
.
Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha...
.
Biwi : OMG.... is ur friend fine?
.
Engineer : Nhi BewaKoof,
Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H
.
Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu !!!
\m/
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इतनी हिम्मत नहीं कि किसी को हाल-
ए-दिल सुना सकें,
बस जिसके लिए उदास है वो महसूस कर ले
तो क्या बात है.
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Kal rat khwab me aapki tsvir bna dali,itni achi lgi ki dil se lga dali,jb hua khauf ki koi chura n le use,tou itna roye ki apne ansuo se mita dali.....salman
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#343
<3 <3 <3
aaj mein apni life ki sbse bdi glti ap logo se share krne ja rhi hun.......bahut dukh ho rha h 'glti' likr...kbhi socha nhi tha ki aisa kuch share krungi ....mein oct 2011 mein relationship mein ayi...bahut khush thi..hamesha apne bf ko apna life partner smjha....bahut pyar tha hum dono ....pura din ek dusre se baat krte the...kuch fake nhi tha....thoda sa bhi kbhi jhagda hota toh 1 mint mein aansu niklne lg jate the hum dono ke......muje roz raat ko sulaana aur phir pucha ki bby ap so gye...phir love u bolkr phn rkh dena...kyi baar toh yeh special sunne ke liye jaan bujh kr usse bolti thi ki muje sona h bahut neend aa rhi h phir vh muje sulata aur mein uska vh love u bolna sunti.....jb usse btati ki mere ko toh vh sunna tha bs...toh jb vh pyar se gussa hota tha tb usse manana ...sch mein tb lgta tha ki mein iss dunia ki sbse lucky girl hun ki muje A*** mila....bt aj meri thinking bilkul bdal gyi h...jb hamare relationship ko 1 saal complete hua uske baad rozz jhgde hona..bina baat ke...tb phir bhi thik tha hum kuch der mein maan jate the .....bt ab 1 mahine se sb kuch bilkul badal gya h.....pta nhi vh sb pyaar kaha gya chala.....aj toh hadd hi ho gyi thi ....maine usse subah bol dia tha ki a*** aaj ke baad mein tumhe kbhi koi cl ya mesg nhi krungi bahut royi bhi thi....phir mujhse rha nhi gya aur sham ko maine cl krli...phir humne kuch der baat kri...uske baad phir raat ko jhgda ho gya maine usse pucha ki a*** tum roye the kya jb subah jhgda hua tha hamara...toh usne kaha ki ab tere liye rota thodi na rhunga....mera dil puri tarah se tutt gya jb usne aisa bola.....yeh sunne ke baad mere aansu bhi nhi rukk rhe ...............sch mein mann kr rha h suicide krlun...bt uske baad apni family yaad aa jati h...ki vh log kaise rhnge mere bina......sch mein meri life ki sbse bdi glti thi ki mein iss relationship mein ayi...yeh meri jindagi ka pehla aur aakhiri relationship tha....ab kbhi kisi pr vishvaas nhi krna......aaj bs ek jinda laash bnkr reh jaaungi..shyd ab kbhi mann se hass nhi paungi....kbhi bhi nhi :'( <3 <3 <3
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#3757
Oye admin post kr diyo vrna tu ek baap ka nahi(no offence
jst a joke)...
So here goes my story
ye class 12 ki baat hai...mai apne frnd ke ghar gya ..uska
ghar khali tha to poora party mood tha..vha 7-8 aur frnds
the..fir main bahar kch khaane ka samaan lene gya...mai
apna mobile vhi pe bhool gya...to mere frnds ne kya kiya
ki 'Hi sexy' kb milogi type kiya aur saare gals jo mere
phone list me the sbko msg forward kr diya...usme mere
5-6(f) classmates se leke cousin sister mausi bua kaam
wali aur na jane kis kisko frwrd kr diya...saalo ne acche
tarike se le li meri...fir personally sbko call krke sorry
bolna pda...dat was really embarassing.... #male
#milky way galaxy
#solar system
#earth
#asia
#india
#west bengal
#kolkata
#frm my home.. ;-)
#admin taunt_ dont mind lekin teri mom ko bhi bheja thha kya????
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Hey Guyzzz.... B-)
Jag rahe ho To ajao thodi Gappe ladate he frienship krte he jitne bi Boys n Girls jag rahe ho... :-D
Hit :like: then come in cmnt box fastzz
@Rp!+
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#702
hi guys .i want suggestion ...i have bf .abi meri frndshp ko 1 month hoaa hai .osne muje aj kaha ke vo mujse pyar to karta hai but future mai kabi marrage nahi karva sakta .bt i love him .so ab batao mai oski yeh bat par oske sath rishta rakho ja nahi????
#sarpanch
tu bibba ohnu shdd sarpanch vaare soch kuj .. apan beh ke hilha kadh dene a koi .. :P
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#796
this is for g***********
ek gana hai jo apko dedicate krna hai. apko suna nai skta direct woh toh smjh hi gyi hogi ke kyn ...
Kisi Roz Tumse Mulaakat Hogi
Kisi Roz Tumse Mulaakat Hogi
Meri Jaan Us Din Mere Saath Hogi
Magar Kab Na Jaane Ye Barsaat Hogi
Mera Dil Hai Pyaasa
Mera Dil Akela
Zara Tasveer Se Tu Nikalke Saamne Aa
Meri Mehbooba
agr song acha ni lga toh sry . niche comnt mai btana jarur .
# bai tusi v agli cnfsn ch apna nam pauna jarur :)
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LATE NIGHT CHAT................
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Koi hai kya jo mjhse baat karega?
Inbox me or comment here :(
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"IAF pilots human too. Loss of comrades hurts them like anyone else. But they won't mourn until they finish their task."
~Air Mshl AK Singh
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Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jaata,
Dil me lagi aag ko dikhaya nahi jaata,
Kitni bhi doori ho dosti me,
Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jaata.
Kya hai ye vaade, kya hai ye kasme,
Hamko vishvaas nahi hai inme,
Bas hai vishvaas hamko tum pe,
Kyonki ham pyaar karte hai sirf tumse.
Aap nahi aapki photo hi sahi,
Mohabbat nahi mohabbat ki chaahat hi
sahi,
Yu to bahut nasha ho gaya hamko,
Kya hua jo aakhon se peene ki chaahat hi
sahi.
College me school ki yaad aayi,
Jawani me bachpan ki yaad aayi,
Kaanto ko chua to phulo ki yaad aayi,
Zindagi ko kareeb se dekha to dost, aapki
yaad aayi.
Jis shaam me mere lab par aapka naam na
aaye,
Khuda kare ki kabhi aisi shaam na aaye,
Ai jaane-vafa ye kabhi mumkin nahi ki
afsana
Likhoo aur aapka naam na aaye.
Kisi bhi mod par ham aapko khone nahi
denge,
Juda hona bhi chaho, ham aapko juda
hone nahi denge,
Chandni raato me, aayegi hamaari yaad,
Hamaari yaad ke vo pal aapko sone nahi
denge.
kya lekar aaye the aap…kya lekar jaaoge…
Mujhe SMS na karke janaab…
Aap kitne paise bachaoge.
Tamanna hai ki unko nazdeek se dekhe,
Nazdeek ho to nazar uthaayi nahi jaati,
Ye ishq ki aag hi aisi hai,
Lag jaati hai lagaayi nahi jaati.
Kaun kahta hai judaai hogi,
Ye afvaah kisi dushman ne udaai hogi,
Shaan se rahenge dil me tere,
Itani to jagah hamane bhi banaai hogi.
Duniya me dost to bahut milenge,
Dosti un sabhi se kar lena,
Magar do pal tanha mile to,
Yaad hame bhi kar lena.
Zindagi ke daur me hawaao se taalluk
rakhna,
Dosti ke dauraan me dosto ko yaad
rakhna,
Hamaari dosti ki khushboo aati rahegi,
Tum bas apana ‘mobile’ khula rakhna.
Chand ko akele me sharam aati hogi,
Baat kuch tumhaare bhi samajh me aati
hogi,
Jab bhi jikar hota hai smart doston ka,
Tumhe meri yaad bahut aati hogi.
Dosti ki galiyo me koi gam na ho,
Hamaara ye pyaar kabhi kam na ho,
Bas yahi hai dua tum khush raho,
Kyaa pata ye SMS bhejne vala ‘kal ho na
ho’.
Hamaare har raaz ka jo hamraaz hai,
Jo saaya bankar har pal hamaare saath hai,
Hamaari har khushi ka jo hakdaar hai,
Tu hi to vo hamaara dost laajwaab hai.
Har dua kabool nahi hoti,
Har aarzoo poori nahi hoti,
Jinke dil me aap jaisa dost rahta ho,
Unake liye dhadkane bhi jaroori nahi hoti.
Yaad karate hai yaaro ko,
Yaadon se dil bhar aata hai,
Kal saath jiya karate the sab,
Aaj milne ko dil taras jaata hai.
Aakhon ki sajaa tab tak jab tak deedaar na
ho,
Dil ki sajaa tab tak jab tak pyaar na ho,
Ye zindagi bhi ek sajaa hai,
Jab tak aap jaisa yaar na ho.
Kismat rook gayi dil ke taar tut gaye,
Vo bhi rooth gaya sapne bhi tut gaye,
Khajaane me the sirf do aansu the,
Ab yaad aayi aapki to vo bhi lut gaye.
Zindagi ki raaho me jab aage jaaoge,
Peeche ek chaya tum hardam paaoge,
Mud ke dekhoge to tanhaai hogi,
Agar mahsoos karoge to hame paaoge.
Kabhi gamo se tumhaari mulakaat na ho,
Udaas baithe ho aisi koi baat na ho,
Shikaayat ho to hame maaf kar dena,
Fursat se baithe ho to hame yaad kar
lena.
Jis duniya me basate ho tum,
Usi duniya me basate hai ham,
Magar khuda ki kudarat dekho,
Tumhi se milane ko taraste hai ham.
Dil todna hamaari aadat nahi,
Dil ham kisi ka dukhate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna hamaari dosti pe,
Dost bankar ham kisi ko bhulate nahi.
Ham vo roshni hai jo dosti ko roshan kar
jaayenge,
Teri dosti ki ek chingari se bhi jal
jaayenge.
Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyon nahi,
Uthkar sabke saamne aate kyon nahi,
Message bhi tumhara gand maarta hai,
Thodi himmat karake ‘nahate’ kyon nahi.
Surkh aakhon se vo jab hame dekhate hai,
Ham ghabrakar aakhen jhuka lete hai,
Kaun milaye un aakhon se aakhen,
Suna hai vo aakhon se apna bana lete hai.
Kismat pe aitbaar kisko hai…
Mil jaaye khushi to inkaar kisko hai…
Kuch majbooriya hai hamaare saamane
bhi…
Varna aapkei judaai se pyaar kisko hai.
Apni aakhon me noor chipa rakha hai,
Hosh vaalo ko deewaana bana rakha hai,
Naaz kaise na karu aapki dosti par,
Mujh jaise naacheej ko ‘khaas’ bana rakha
hai.
Sitaaron ki pahchaan chaand se hoti hai,
Phulo ki pahchaan usaki khushboo se hoti
hai,
Par ai dost, apni pahchaan,
Tumhaari dosti se hoti hai.
Itni choti nahi dosti hamaari,
Kaise soch liya kinara aa gaya,
Lo ho gayi mobiIe me roshni,
Aur SMS hamara aa gaya.
Zindagi me hardam hasate raho,
Hasna zindagi ki jarurat hai,
Zindagi ko is andaaz me jiyo ki,
Aapko dekhakar log kahe vaah!
Zindagi kitani khoobsurat hai.
Lamha-lamha vakt gujar jaayega,
Pal-do pal me safar kat jaayega,
Abhi vakt hai do baate kar lo,
Kaun jaane kab tumhari zindagi me koi aur
aa jaayega.
Zindagi nahi hame doston se pyaari,
Doston par haajir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankho me hamaare aansu hai to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhari.
Koi aisaa ‘dost’ banaya jaaye,
Jiske aansu ko palkon me chupaya jaaye,
Rahe uska-mera rishta kuch aisa,
Ki agar vo rahe udaas to,
Hamse bhi na muskuraya jaaye.
Is kadar hamaari ‘dosti’ ka imtihaan na
lijiye,
Kyon ho khafa ye bayaan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi galti,
Yu yaad na karke hame saja to na dijiye.
Yaad karne ke liye koi cheej chaahiye,
Aap nahi to aapki tasveer chaahiye,
Par tasveer aapki hamara dil bahla na
sakegi,
Kyonki vo aapki tarah muskara na sakegi.
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Girl -hamare relation ko 2 saal ho chuke hai
Boy -han ji..
Girl -chalo apni friendship k pehleki
bate muje yad dilao jo mere dil kochhu
jaye;)
.
boy -oho...kya yad dilau jaan ?
girl - bus kuch is tarah se btana k
tumhari baate hmesha yad rahe..
.
Boy -chalo thik hai to suno...
"har ek pal har ek lamha yaad hai!
1 ghante tak $kul ki balcony me bethkar
tera intjar krna yad hai!!
.
jab aayi thi tm mere ghar muj se milne
wo 11th class ki masum si ladki yaad hai!!
.
har roj tumhe palat kr dekhna yaad hai!
schol aate waqt tumara muje dekh
kar sharmana yaad hai!!
.
6 0ct ko muje dekh muskurayi thitum!
dil cheer dene wali wo tumari hasi yaad
hai!!
.
Culture week me tumara dance krna yad
hai!
roshni k beech mera bina palake
jhapkaye tujhe dekhna yaad hai!!
.
14 feb velentine day ki thi wo shaam!
meri jindgi ki sbse behtarin wo shaam yaad
hai!!
.
27 october ki wo diwali yaad hai!
Tere mera pure din ek sath gumna yaad
h !!
.
31st oct .socha ab tujhe na dekhunga
kabhi!
fir 1 nov. ko tera mujhe purpose krna yaad
hai"!!
.
grl-(wid tears) wow kya baat hain jaan.
tumhe to sb kuch yad hai..
.
bus ek baar ye b yad dila do k
mene tmhe purpose krte waqt kya kha tha
plz
.
boy - ok
tera mujhe rokkar purpose krna yad hai!
meri dhadkano ka tezz ho jana yad hai!!
.
tmne kaha Excuse me tumse kuchkehna
hai!
or fir tmhara ekdum se chup ho jana yad
hai!
.
na tum aage kuch bol payi na me kuch keh
paya!
bus aankho hi aankho me ek dusre ko
sweekar kr lena yaad hai!!!
Jerry
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Ek ladka ek ladki se jan se jyada
pyar karta tha ladki ki jati
aur ladke ki jati ek nahi thi...
Ladka us ladki se aksar puchta tha
ki kya tum
mujhse shadi karogi .....??
Ladki bolti ki''kaise mere ma papa
kabhi raji nahi honge aur mai
bhag kar. shadi nahi karungi...''
Ladka bola ki''thik hai jab mai
apne pairo pe khada ho
jaunga tab tumhare papa se hath
mangunga
tumhara...''
Ladki kehti ki''shadi se kya hota
hai kya shadi ke bad mere
dil me tumhara pyar kam ho
jayega...''
Ladka soch me pad jata tha.
Magar vo has ke bolta
''tum mujhe bhul jaogi...''
ladki bolti
''aisa kabhi nahi hoga...''
waqt bitta gya..
ladke ne kuch aise kam jaan
bujhkar kiye ki
ladki usse bahut jyada nafrat
karne lagi....
Ladke ne uski bahen se bat ki ek
din
aur kaha
''mai jo bolta hu tum ise record
kar lo aur jab
tumhari didi ki shadi ho jaaye to
use suna
dena.......''
Jaisa ladke na socha tha, waisa hi
hua...
ladki usse sabse jyada nafrat
karne
lagi...
kyuki ladka uska viswas har bar
janbujhkar todta tha....
Ladki usse is kadar nafrat karne
lagi
ki agr vo uske samne aa jaye to
use goli mar de...
Ladki ki shadi tay ho gai....
Dhum dham se uska vivah hua....
ladki bahut khus thi...
shadi ke ek mahine bad vo apne
mayke pahuchi..
Uski bahen ne kaha
''didi mere mob me apke liye kuch
hai
kya aap sunogi ...???
Ladki ne haste hue kaha''ha
chhoti ...sunao......' '
Sound play hua
Dosto,
pta hai usme kya tha......
Us ladke ki awaj..
''''dear my love,
ye sach hai ki tumhare bina mai
apni
jindagi ki kalpana bhi nahi kar
sakta...
Mujhe pata hai ki tum aaj sabse
jyada
mujhse nafrat karti ho...
Lekin mai tumhe kuch mahino ka
dard deke
hamesha khush dekhna chahta
tha
mujhe khusi hai ki
tum khus ho mujhe bhulkar,
mai yahi chahta tha..
ki tum mere liye apni zindagi
mere yaad me na gujar do...
maine tumse jo bhi badtamiji ki
thi uske liye dil
se mai mafi mangata hu...
Mai nahi chahta tha ki mera pyar
ho mere jaise
ke liye apni zindagi ki khusi ko
khatmkar
de..
Tum apne maa papa ki najro mein
ab
bhi uthi hui ho aur unhe hamare
relation
se koi taklif bhi nahi hui..
is se badi khusi mere liye kya
hogi...
apni jindagi ko hamesha haste
hue gujarna
meri parvah kiye bina....
Mai Tumse ab bhi waise hi Pyar
Karta hu
apna khyaal rakhna Jaan''''
kamre me sanatta aur siski ki
awj...
ladki ke aankho se aansu ki dhar
beh nikli
thi...
vo gusse me aakar apni chhoti
bahenko chikhte hue boli ki
tumne aisa kyu kiya, pehle kyu
nahi bataya...
Vo bechari chhoti kya kar sakti
vo toh kasam ke dhage se bandhi
jo the us ladke ke...
ladki haath jodte hue boli ki
''chhoti agar tum meri bahen ho
to plz
usko call lagao.....
plzzz z chhoti use calll lagao...''
Chhoti bhi apni didi ke aansu
se pighal gayi
usne ..call lagaya..
Call ki awaj
..trinnnng...
...trinnnng,..
...trinnnng...
...trinnnng...
kisi ne ...call uthaya
Ladki - hello ,
Ladke ki ma- hello kaun'....?
Ladki- anuti mai Diksha, Sunil kaha
hai
pliz meri usse baat karwa dijiye...
Ladke ki ma- (rote hue..)
kisse Sunil se...???
Ladki - ha aunty mere
SUNIL se..
Ladke ki ma-- mera beta is duniya
me
nahi hai usne sucide kar liya...
Larki- (rote hue)
aunti kaise aur kab??
Kaise....h...u. ..aa ye sab....
Ladke ki ma-
beti vo bahut udas ho gaya tha
jab dekho tab kehta tha ki
''ek garib ke pyar aur sapne ki koi
aukat nahi hoti''
FAASI LAGA li thi Usne
pata nahi koun sa usne apni
jindagi me
kam kiya jo use aisa bana diya
( rone ki aawaj aur tej ho gai thi)
Ladki- aunty kab kitne taarikh ko
( larki ke bhi aawaj nahi nikal rahi
thi
gala rindha hua tha)
Ladke ki ma- 10 Feb ko...
Ladki - kya.....????
(vo achanak jamin par gir padi)
pata hai Dosto 10 FeB ko ladke ki
mout se
kya Rishta tha..???
Kyuki Dosto,
ye 10 Feb wo hi taarikh thi Jis Din
ladki ki shadi thi.....
''Aaj Mere Intezar Ki Jeet Hogayi
Meri Mohabbat Ki Charcha Khule
Aam Hogayi
Kabhi Hum Ko Dhokha Diya Tha
Tumne Ishq Mein
Kaise Tum Mere Janaze Mein
Shamil Hogayi
Jab Poocha Logo Ne Ki Mera
Tumse Rishta Kya Tha
Aankhe Num Ker Humko Apna
Pyar Tum Keh Gayi
Jane Kaise Yeh Bin Badal Barsat
Hogayi
Mud Ke Bhi Dekho Yaaro Meri
Mohabbat Aabad Ho gayi…
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Agr log nibha nai skte to pyar krte hi kyu hain...... Pls agr aap pyar nibha nai skte to kisiki lyf barbaad mat kro ...kyuk bhaut dard hota hai jb koi itna pas aa kr shod jata hai.......
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Kon Kon online Hai ajo Chat kre
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ki ba te 9mahineyaa di b.ed krke jaa 12v to baad ett krke KOI MASTER TEACHER BN jandaa
sb to simple saukhi study
i dnt like that..
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Tumache avadate june geet sanga bare patakan !!!!sangita!!!!
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kon kon jag rha ha hit like
come and start chat :p
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Utrakhand me Fansi ek Beti ne
apni Maa se Pucha: "Maa Radio pe
Suna India Jeet Gai, jo Khel rae the
Unhe 1 crore pe Mila"
Maa Boli: Haa Beti sarkar kehti hai
"wo Desh k Liye khel rae hai..
isiliye"
Beti Asmaan me Helicopter pe
Latakte Jawaan ko Dekh ke boli:
"Maa Kya Inhe bhi 1 crore??"
Maa: "Naa Beti Naa Hamare yaha
Balle se khelne wale ko Inaam
Milta hai Jaan pe khelne wale ko
nai"Like kra
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#3756
DEaR AdMin plZz poSt thIs::-- i took admission in 11 th in
other scl teachers were very rude to me always n i always
use to sit alone in d cls thn maine socha ki bndi bnata hn
scl ka sahi time pass hoga maine bndi bnai usse cls main
bhut maze leta tha n woh khud maze dena chahti thi:p fr
ek din teacher ne mjhe usko uske cheeks par kiss karte
dkh lia....uske 2 din tak i was scared scl nahi gaya uske bd
jb scl gaya tu us techer ne meri bhut leeee kehti i knw is
class main recess main kya hota hai n us teacher ne meko
ek corner main n us ladki ko dusre corner mein bhetha dia
sr. Puri cls was watchn me like i have done a crime n hass
rahe thy kamine..... Most embarreseD moment of my
life...!! Maze lene chala tha;-( apne papo ki saza mili ;-(:-
( lAdKi se cheD chAd bhT mEhnge pAdTi hai BoSs..
.....;-(
#Male
#Delhi
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Na koi hamdard hai.. na koi chahne wala... bas ji rahaa hoo khuda ka huqm samaj ke .......... ..... .......
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Whoz online??
Let's start chit chat ;))
<3 @m <3
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Kaun kaun online hain?
Ajao sab chating seting karte hain :-D
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Ek Ladka Aur Ek Ladki Ek Dusre Se Bahut Pyar karte The…
Wo Humesha Ek Saath jeene Marne Kikasme Khaya karte The….
Par Wo Ladki HinduThi Aur Ladka MuslimTha…..
Ladki janti Thi Ki Uske Mummy Papa (Mom Dad) Kabhi Uske Pyar Ko KabulNahi Karengre….
Isliye Usne Us Ladke Se Baat Kar K Usko Bhul Jane Ko kaha….
Ladke Ne Usko Bahut Samjhane Ki Koshish Ki, Par Wo Ladki Nahi Mani..
Wo Apne Dil Par Pattar Rakh Kar Us Ladke Se Alag Ho Gayi…
Par Usko Bhul jana Uss ladki k bas Mai nahi Tha… Kyuki Wo Uss Ladke Ko Apni Jaan Se Bhi jayada Pyar Karti thi…
Par Wo majbur Thi Kyuki Wo Hindu Thi Aur Wo LadKa Muslim Tha…
Aise Hi Kuchh Mahine Beet Gaye…
Ek Din Achanak, Wo Ladka Us Ladki k Ghar Par Aaya Or Usko Bola Ki,
Tum Mujhe Bhul Gayi, Par Mai Tumko Nahi Bhula Paya…..
Please Ye Latter Padho….
Ladki Ne Wo Latter Hath Mai Lete Hue Us Ladke Ko Kaha Ki, Jaan Kya Main Tumko Hug Kar Sakti Hu….???
Please (aur uski Aankho Me Aasu Aa Gaye)
Ladka Muskurate Hue Bola Ki Kyu Nahi….
Ladki Ne Usko Rote Rote Gale Lagaya Aur Boli Ki Please Mujhe maaf kar Do….
I LOVEYOU, Ladke Ne Mukurate Hue Usko Bola, I LOVe YOU TOO, Mujhe derHo Rahi h Take care…
Aur Wo Ladka Waha Se Chala Gaya, UsLadki Ne Wo Letter Khola Aur Padhrne lagi… Usme Likha Th….
“Jaan Main Tumhe Pagalo Ki Tarah Miss Karta Hu, Aur kal Mujhe Mare Hue Pura Ek Saal Ho Jayega, I LOVE YOU MY SWEET GIRL. Please Kal Meri Kabar Par Phool Dalne Aa Jana…
Ye Sub Padh Kar Ladki Rone Lagi…
Wo Puri Raat So Nahi Payi… Aru Agle Din Wo Uske Kabar Pe Phool Dal K Kabristan Se Rote Hue Bahar Aayi, Usko Aapne Par Bahut Pachhtawa HoRaha Tha…Ke Uski Wajah Se Us LadkeKi Jaan Gayi , kash Wo Us Waqt Us Ladke Se Breakup Na kati, To sayad Aaj Wo Ladka Jinda Hota…
Ye Sochte Sochte Wo Ladki Nadi(river) k Pass Jaa Rahi Thi Ki tabhi Usko Wo ladka Wapas Muskurata Huaa Dikha, Wo Ladki Pagalo Ki Tarah Rote Rote Uske Pass Bhaagi… Aur Uska Hath Pakad lati H..
Aas Pass K Log Us ladki Ko Dekh K Chilla Rahe The, Lakin Ladki Ne Pichhe Nahi Dekha, Wo To Us Ladke Ki Aanko Mai Kho Chuki Thi Aur Log Chilla Chilla Kar Kah Rahe The Are Koi Roko Is ladki Ko, Pani Bahut Tez H Aur Ye Doob k Mar jayegi….
Shayad kuchh Mohabbatein Aisi Bhi Hoti H…..!!
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Bimar Engineering Student Theek
Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli....
Maa:" Jaakar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha, To Hi Theek Hoga..
Beta:"Areey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
.
.
Maa:" Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hai,
Ghode Ki Tarah Bhag Ke Tution Par Jata Hai,
Sher Ki Tarah Class Mein Doston Ke Sath Masti Karta Hai,
Suwar Ki Tarah Yahaan-Vahaan
Assignment Par Mooh Marta Hai,
Gadhe Ki Tarah Submission Karta Hai,
Ghar Aakar Sab Pe Kutte Ki Tarah
Bhokta Hai,
Raat Ko Ullu Ki Tarah Jag Ke Facebook Pe Chat Karta Hai,
Bhains Ki Tarah So Jata Hai,
Aur Bhigi Billi Ki Tarah 40 Marks Lata Hai, Isliye..'' :D
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har koi in Hothon pe
Muskaan lana nahi
janta,
Har koi is Dil ko churana
nahi janta,
Ek aap hi ho jo humse
jeet gaye,
Warna har koi Hume
Harana nahi janta…… <3 :)
$hahrukh ~
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Ae Maut, Tujhe Gale Lagana Chahta Hun;
Kitni Wafa Hai Tujh Main Aazmana Chaahta Hun;
Logo Ne Bahut Rulaya Hai Mujhe;
Tera Saath Mile To Logo Ko Rulana Chahta Hun!
Dedicated To Vivek.
#nil
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chlo sb CHOozaYY AUR CHoochiaN ONLIne HAIn TO AA Jaoo
aj main BHI chit chaT post KAr HE DAITY hoon ...................:P
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Killer shayaris are back
(Please weak hearted people stay away)
Using ur brain is strictly prohibited.
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain🚖
3.)🇬 Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
🚊Pudhil Station Santa cruz...Agla Station Santa cruz..Next Station Santacruz🚂
4.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.😎
5.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha"aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
6.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
7.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
☎Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
8.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
☎The number your trying is currently switched off.
9.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.❤
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.
10.) Traffic jam me atak gayi bike,
Traffic jam me atak gayi bike,
Chalo sab khele Counter Strike
11.) Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
☝1 is neither composite nor prime
12.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak...
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
13.) woh mujhe chor ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
woh mujhe chor ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun
14.) 😇mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
15.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
♦LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
16.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....
17.) 😈Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
itni shakti hamen dena data..
18.) ☺Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
A for Apple B for Banana…
19.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
20.) Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
21.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……
22.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
👭Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
23.) Jim karna jaruri hai acche swasth ke liye.....
Jim karna jaruri hai acche swasth ke liye
munni badnam hui darling tere liye
24.) Panch Rupey ka ek samosa Dus Rupey ka Do,✌
Panch Rupey ka ek samosa Dus Rupey ka Do,
ACP ney kaha"DAYA darwaza tod do.
25.) Dar se daro nahi, jst fight it....
Hi, m rajnikanth, mind it!!
26.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..👬
27.) Khooni ne dikhaya daya ko chaaku.
Khooni ne dikhaya daya ko chaaku,..
Are kya hua Aanandi k baapu??
28.) Fruit box ke uppar hain bannana,..
fruit box ke uppar hain bannana..
kuch bhi ho jaye daya tum goli mat chalana.
29.) America par🇬 Laden ka saya tha....
America par Laden ka saya tha....👥
ACP bola iska matlab khuni balcony se aaya tha..
30.) superhit ho gayi amir ki talash
Daya wo dekho ek or laash
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Sbne kaha tum me pehle jaisi bat nahi?
Maine kaha zindagi me uska sath nahi...
Sbne kaha ab bhi kisi ki aankho me doob sakte ho?
Maine kaha ab kisi aankh me wo baat nahi...
Sbne kaha kyu itna toot kar chaha use?
Maine kaha ladki hu pathar nahi...
Sbne kaha kya bewafa hai woh?
Maine kaha mujhe ab wafa ki talash nahi..
Sbne kaha bhul ja use ab?
Maine kaha WOH HAQIQAT HAI KOI KHWAB NAHI...
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Do Ankho Ki Kashish Ek
Arman Ban Gyi Majburiya
Hmari Ishq Me Iljam Ban
Gyi Wo Aaye Kuch Pal K
Liye Zindgi Me, Fir Unki
Yade Hi Hmari Jaan Ban Gyi
.
Good Night All
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accha chalo jakar gate kholo muje bahar jana hai…
maine bahar aakar gate khola…jeth jee bahar nikal gaye…aur main apne room main aa gaye…aur charpai par aakar let gaye…main aaj poori tarahan santust thee…aaj mere barson ke pyass buj gaye thee…
sham dhal chuki thee …asmaan main andhera hone laga…mere saas sasur aur beti ghar wapis aa chuki thee aur, main khana banne kitchen main chali gaye…us raat khanna khane ke baad muje aise neend aye, ki main bayan nahi kar sakti…
agli subhe main roj ke tarahan subhe 5 baje uth kar doodh dhoane ghar ke peeche gaye…aur doodh dhone lagee…muje nahi maloom ke jeth jee bhee doodh dhoane aye hue thee…main doodh dho kar wapis jane lagee….to muje peeche se jeth je ne pukara…maine peeche mud kar dekha to, wo us jhopadi numa kamren ke darwaje par khade thee….jahan wo apni bhainson ko bandhate hain….jab mene unhe dekh, to unhone muje ishare se apni taraf aane ko kaha…
Asmaan main abhee bhee andhera chaya hua tha....na chathe hue bhee mere kadam unki taraf badhane lagee….jab main door tak phunchi to unhone mera hath pakad kar ander kheench laya…maine us samyen saree aur blouse pehana hua thaa…aur apni chuchyon ko apni duppate se dhak rakha tha….unke kheencahne se main ek dum ander aa gaye….ander atte hue hee unhone ne doodh ke balati mere hath se le lee….aur ek side main rakh dee….
Vijay: aur kaise ho anu….raat ko acchai neend aa hogi…..agar koi marad apne lund se kisi ke choot ka pani nikal dee…to us lugai ko raat main bhut acchi neend atti hai…..
Main apne jeth jee ke mooh se aise baton ko sun kar, ek dum se sharma gaye….abb unke kahi gaye choot lund aur chudai ke baten muje bhee acchi lagen lagi thee…par main bina kuch bole chup chap khadi rahi….
Unhone ne muje apni taraf kheench ke apne se sata laya….aur jo dupata maine apne blouse ke ooper le rakha tha…unhone ne use nikal kar ek taraf tang daya…aur mere blouse ke ooper se mere chuchyon ko maslane lagee…main unki bahon main kasmasne lagee…unhone ne mere honto ko apne honto main le laya….aur chusna chalu kar daya…
Mere hath khud ba khud unki peeth par chale gaye…aur main unki chati se chipak gaye…unke hath bhee mere peth par aa gaye….aur peeth se hote hue neeche anne lage…mere badan main ek baar phir se masti chane lagee…choot main phir se ek baar lund ko lene ke laye khujali hone lagi….
Achank unhone ne muje ulta kar daya….abb mere peeth unki taraf thee…unhone ne mere peticote ko ooper uthaya….aur muje diwar ke sahare agge ke taraf jhuka daya…mene apni hathelyon ko diwar se sata laye…unhone phir apne ghutno ko thoda sa mod kar neeche jhuk kar apne lund ko peeche se mere choot ke ched par tika daya…mere ander wasna ke lehar doud gaye…aur mere mooh se aah nikal gaye…
Choot ke phanken phadphadane lagi….unhone ne mere kamar ko pakad kar agge ke taraf dhakha mara….lund ka supad mere choot ke diwaron ko phelata hua ander ghuss gya…aur do teen dhakhon main poora ka poora lund mere choot main sama gya tha….jaise hee lund ka supad mere bachedani se takraya….mere badan main aag see lag gaye…mene apni choot ko unke lund par aur jor se daba daya….
Thodi der shant rehane ke baad unhone ne mere kamar ko pakad kar teji se dhakhen lagane shuru kar daya….lund teji se ander bahar hone laga….main poori tarahn mast ho chuki thee…aaj wo bhut teji se apne lund ko mere choot ke ander bahar kar muje chod rahe thee…muje unke lund ke nase apne choot main fulati hui mahsoos ho rahi thee….koi 5 min ke tej aur lagtaar chudai main hee unke lund ne pani chor dya…aur wo hanfane lagee…mere choot main abhee bhee aag lagi hui thee…aur main unke pani chor rahe lund par apni choot ko peeche ke taraf dabane lagee…par tab tak lund dhela padh chukka tha…aur unka lund sikur kar mere choot se bahar aa gaya tha…main tej sans lete hue unki taraf ghum kar unhe dekhane lagi…
Vijay: (muje apni taraf dekhata dekh kar) sorry anu aaj main apne aap par control nahi rakh paya…kaya karun anu tumhari choot itni tight aur garam hai…ki lund ander jate hee pani chor dee…
Main unki baat sun kar ek dum se sharma gaye…aur apni peticote neeche karke…apna duppata laya….aur doodh ke balati uth kar ghar ke taraf jane lagee…ghar phunch kar main apne kaam main lag gaye…nasta banaya aur beti ko tayar karke school bej daya..
Us din mere jethani ghar wapis aa gaye….par vijay tab tak mere choot ka diwana ban chukka tha…use jab bhee moka milta wo muje chod deta….par abb wo muje har baar santust nahi kar pate….kyonki hamesh humen kise se pakde jane ka dar rehtha tha…
Ek din raat ke 12 baje ke baat hai…ghar main sab so rahe thee….jeth jee ne muje 12 baje ghar peeche wale hisse main anne ko kaha tha….jeth je nee wahan ek purani charpai bhee laga lee thee…us raat main jab charpai par leti, apni tangon ko uth kar jeth je ka lund apni choot main le rahi thee…mere jethani ne humen range hathon pakad laya….
Shanti: ye kaya kar rahe ho tum dono….salle madarchod kahin ke….abb samaji kyon tab muje nahi chodata…sale iss raand ke choot main koi naye cheez lagi hai kaya….kalmuhi tuje mera hee ghar mila tha…ujaren ko
Wo humen adhi raat ko unchi awaz main galyan de rahi thee…shanti ek dum badhak gaye thee…aur bolte-2 wo apne ghar ke taraf jane lagee…jeth jee bhee uske peeche-2 chale gaye…main dar ke mare jaldi se uth kar apne kapdhe theek kaye…dar se mere jaan nikli jaa rahi thee…aur man main soch rahi thee…ki kahin kisi ne sun na laya ho…main to kise ko mooh dikhane ke layak nahi rahungee…
Jab main ghar aye to sab so rahe thee…maine rahat ke saans lee…par us raat main dar ke mare so nahi paye thee...subhe kaya hone wala hai…ye soch-2 kar main hath pair dar ke maren kaanp rahe thee…
Khair subhe hue…charo taraf sanata sa pasra hua tha…mera dil abb bhee dar ke mare joron se dhadak raha tha….neha school ja chuki thee…jaise hee mere saas sasur kheton ke lye gaye…mere jaan main jaan aye….main unke jane ke baad gate ko band nahi kaya tha…mere samaj main nahi aa raha tha ki akhir main karun to kaya karun…main apne khalyon main khoi hui charpai per bethi thee….
Tabhi achank kise ke anne ke ahat se main apni khylon ke dunaya se bahar aaye….samen mere jethani shanti khadi thee…uske face par ghuss bhara hua tha….wo ander aye aur bade gusse se bole
Shanti: dekh anu mene tuje apni choti behan ke tarahn mana hai…par tune apni saree handen paar kar dee hai….tuje jara bhee sharam nahi aye…arre dayan bhee saat ghar chor deti hai…par tuje mera hee ghar mila tha barbad karen ke laye…
Main: (ek dum se uske samen gidgidane lagee) didi muje maaf kar do…muje bhut badi bhool ho gaye….main kasam kahati hun ki main aab bhai sahab ke sath aisa koi sambandh nahi rakhungee….
Shanti: main tumhen maaf nahi kar sakti…kyonki jo tune kaya hai…wo mafi ke layak hai hee nahi….par haan main ye baat kisi ko nahi batungee…par agar aaj ke baad muje kisi aise baat ka pata chala…to yaad rakhana mujse bura koi nahi hoga…
Aur shanti palat kar chali gaye…main wahin neeche bethi rone lagee….phir thodi der baad main uth kar hath mooh dhone chali gaye…par maan ko iss baat ke tasli thee, ki kam se kam shanti humare nazyaz rsite ke baren main kisi ko nahi batyegee….
Aur shanti palat kar chali gaye…main wahin neeche bethi rone lagee….phir thodi der baad main uth kar hath mooh dhone chali gaye…par maan ko iss baat ke tasli thee, ki kam se kam shanti humare nazyaz rsite ke baren main kisi ko nahi batyegee….
Din phir se gujaren lage….us ghatna ka asar lagbhag muj par khatam ho chukka tha…par mene apne app ko is baat ke lye pakka kar laya tha…ki main agge se aisa koi kaam nahi karungee…jiska asar mere aur neha ke jindgi par padhe…kyon ki aab wo bhee jawani ke dahleej par khadi thee…
Aaj gopal ke ludhiana gaye hue, 11 mahine ho gaye…us din main ghar par jhadu laga rahi thee…bahar ka gate khula hua tha…neha ghar par hee thee…uske 10th ke exam khatam ho chuke thee…aur result anne main abhee 2 mahine thee….tabhi gopal mere samen aa kar khade ho gaye…ghar ke sab log angan main bethe hue thee…gopal ko dekh sab khusi se bhar uthe…ghar main charo taraf khusi ka mahol sa ban gaya….
Us din raat ko main jab gopal ko khanna paros rahi thee….
Gopal: anu iss baar main tumhen apne sath hee lekar jaunga….
Main: par wo maa aur pita jee
Gopal: bade bhai sahab hain na….akhir wo bhee unke bete hain…main subhe unse baat kar loonga…
Agle din gopal ne vijay bhai sahab se baat kar lee…aur wo maan bhee gaye….aur main gopal ke sath ludhiana jane ke tayari karen lagee…
2 may ka din aaj bhee muje yaad hai….jab main apne gaon aur susral se bhut door ja rahi thee…ek naye shahar main….yahan ki jindgi hamren gaon se bhut hee alag kism ke thee….main neha ke sath apne pati ke sath ludhiana aa gaye….gopal ne wahan par ek room rent par le rakha tha…gopal neha ko agge padhane ke haq main nahi thee…kyonki unka manna tha, ki agar beti jayda padhi likhi ho gee…to uske laye uske kabil ladaka doondhen main pershani hogee…aur hamri arathik sithithi bhee hamra sath nahi de rahi thee….aur shahar main waise bhee kharcha kuch jayda hee hota tha…
Dhere-2 main aur neha us naye shahar ke jindgi ke anusar dhalen lagee…ghar bhut acchi tarahan chal raha tha…hum neha ke shadi ke lye pasion ko jama karen lagee thee…main bhee neha ke sath ghar par beth kar silai bunaye ka kaam karen lagee…jise kuch extra income bhee hone lagee…sab kuch theek thaak chal raha tha….
Par hone ko najane kaya manjoor tha…ek din jab gopal ghar par aye…to unke chahre par dard ke bhaav thee…mene unse poocha ki kaya baat hai….unhone apne joote utare, aur apna pair dekhane lagee….unke pair ek taraf chota sa jhakham ho gaya tha….mene ghar par padhi ek cream unke pair par laga dee…par wo ghaav din ba din badhata hee ja raha tha…aur theek hone ka naam nahi le raha tha….
Dhere-2 ghaav itna badh gaya,ki unko kaam par jane main dikkat hone lagi…humen bhut ilaaj karvaya par koi fayda nahi hua…ghaav aab bhut jayda badh gaya tha…wo jadya chal phir nahi pate thee…jiske karan unhe naukari se nikal daya gaya…main aur neha jitna kamati thee…wo sab unke ilaaj main khatam hone laga…jama punji bhee khatam ho gaye…abb to ghar main khane ke laye bhee kuch na thaa, is begane shahar main hum ek dum akele padh gaye thee….room ka rent dene ke paise bhee nahi thee…do mahine se room ka rent nahi de paye thee…aur makan malik ne kamra khali karen ko keh daya tha…aur humen do din main kamra khali kar doosra kamara doondhana tha…par doosre kamra lene ke lye bhee paise chahe thee…
Par ek din ek rajesh naam ka adami hamre room main aya….gopal char pai par lete hue thee…jab gopal ne rajesh ko dekh to wo charpai se uth kar khade ho gaye….
Gopal: aao rajesh aur kaya haal hai
Rajesh : main to theek hun, aaj hee gaon se wapis aya hun….tere bare main pata chala to tere pass chala aya…
Gopal: kaya batun yaar…hum to roti ke laye taras gaye hain…yaar tun to hamren gaon ke taraf ka hai…yaar hamari kuch to madad karo….
Rajesh: dekh bhai tuje to pata hai…main abhee abhee apni behan ke shadi karwa kar aa raha hoon…mera hath bhee bhut tight hai…par haan main kise ko janta hun jo tumhari madad kar sakta hai…
Gopal: theek rajesh bhai aap ek baar muje unse milwa do…aap ka bada ahsaan hoga….
Rajesh: theek hai tun mere sath chal….
Aur gopal rajesh ke sath uske bike par beth kar chale gaye…unke jane ke baad ke hamara malikmaakan phir se aa gaya…aur room ko khali karen ke lye kehane laga
Main: dekhe bhai sahab ek din aur ruk jaye..hum aap ko kiraya de dengee
Malik makan : nahi muje aise kirayedaar nahi chahe…tum aaj room khali ka do…nahi to main kal tumhara samaan sadak par phenk dunga…kal tak ka time hai tumhare pass…
Dophar ke jab gopal wapis aye to, mene unko saree baat bata dee…
Gopal: theek hai tum saman bandho…hum aaj hee ye room khali kar dengee…
Main: par hum jayengee kahan…
Gopal: tum chalo to sahi main batata hun….
Main: par hum jayengee kahan…
Gopal: tum chalo to sahi main batata hun….
Darsal gopal rajesh ke sath jisse mil kar aye thee….wo ek 35-37 saal ke aurat thee….wo Punjab ke hee rehani wali thee….wo bhut hee moti aur bhare badan wali aurat thee…uske pati ke mout kafi pehale ho chuki thee…phir use apna ghar ko chalne ke lye galat yani (randi bazi ka pesha) apna laya tha…aur 2 saal ye kaam karen ke baad usen up ke hee ek ladke ke mahesh shadi kee thee….uske baad usen khud to ye kaam chor daya tha…par aab wo apne customers ko ladkyan dilane lagee thee…ye sab muje baad main pata chala thaa…khair jab hum wahan phunche to muje uske baren main kuch jayda pata nahi tha…us aurat ka naam veenu tha…veenu subhav se bhut hee acchi aurat thee…uska apna khud ka ghar tha…aur uske ghar ke sath ek chota sa ghar aur tha…jo usen kuch hee din pehale khareeda tha…us ghar main sirf ek room aur kitchen aur bathroom tha….veenu ne humen wo ghar kuch dino ke lye rehane ke laye de daya tha….jab hum wahan phunche to mere pehali mulkat veenu se hui….
Veenu: (mere pati aur muje apni beti ke sath dekh kar)aao betho gopal samman le aye…
Gopal: jee haan le aya….
Veenu: Mahesh o mehesh jara sath wale ghar ke chabhi to la….(wo apne doosre pati ko naam se pukar rahi thee)
Jab uska pati bahar aaya…..to mene dekha wo 25-26 saal ka ladka tha…hight choti thee…wo veenu ke samen bikul bacha sa lag raha tha…main samaj rahi thee…shayd ye uska bhai yan devar ho ga…..
Veenu: Mahesh se chabhi lekar gopal ko dete hue) ye mera pati hai mahesh
Jab muje pata chala ke Mahesh uska pati hai….main ek dum se harian ho gaye….par main chup chap bethi rahi….chabhi le kar humne bahar aakar sath wale ghar ka gate khola…aur apna samman set karen lagee…
Dhere-2 main aur veenu ke jaan pehachan badhen lagee…veenu ke do ladkya thee aur ek ladka tha…teeno school main padhate thee….dhere-2 muje veenu ke dandhe ke bare main bhee pata chal gaya…koi 2 mahino tak use hamari bhut madad kee…par main uski ek baat se bhut khus thee, ki usen kabhi bhee muje apne dandhe main shamil hone ko na hee kaha., aur naa hee mere samen koi aise baat kee…veenu ne mere pati ka ilaaj bhee karwaya…par pati ka ghaav kam hobne ke baje badhata ja raha tha….hum veenu ke ahsaan tale dabate ja rahe thee…par usen kabhi bhee muje na to majboor kaya aur na hee uksya…ki main ye kaam karun…wo neha ko bhee apni beti jaise manati thee…humara din raat ka khanna aab wahan hee hota tha…iske badle main uske ghar ke saaf safai aur uske kapdhe wagerha saaf karen lagee…wo bhee muj se bhut khus thee…
Par akhir wo bhee kab tak hamari madad karti…dhere-2 hamari halat din ba din kharab hoti ja rahi thee…ek din gopal ne fanisla kaya ki, hum apne gaon wapis chalengee…par gaon wapis jane ke lye bhee kam se kam 1000 rs to chahe thee…gopal ne muje veenu se baat karen ko kaha…
Par mera dil pasie mangaen ke laye maan nahi raha tha…akhir aur kitna jhuk sakti thee main….par mere pass aur koi chara bhee na tha…
Ek din wo hua…jise mere jindgi ko poori tarahan badal daya….raat ke 9 baj rahe thee….main veenu ke ghar par khana bana kar abhee bahar angan main bethi thee….veenu ke ghar ka angan kafi bada tha…raat ko wo bahar hee sote thee…bahar main cooler ke samne beth kar apne passene ko sukha rahi thee…veenu bhee bahar palang par mere sath bethi hui thee….
main cooler ke samne beth kar apne passene ko sukha rahi thee…veenu bhee bahar palang par mere sath bethi hui thee….
Tabhi uska mobile baja….veenu ne no dekha…no dekhate hue uske honto par muskan aa gyaee…
Veenu: hello abhi aur baton kaise yaad kaya humen….
Abhi ek **** saal ka bhut hee gora chita ladka tha…wo kafi paise wala tha…aur veenu ka paka customer tha…wo mahine main ek do baar veenu ke pass ata aur veenu har baar uske lye koi na koi naye ladki doondh kar uske sath bej deti…wo kai baar ghar par aa chukka tha…islye main use janti thee…par mere usse koi baat nahi hui thee…
Veenu: abhi main tuje 5 min baad call karti hun…abhi to time bhut ho gaya hai…dekhati hun kahin koi anne ko raji ho jayee
Veenu ne phone kaat daya…aur soch main padh gaye….
Main: kaya hua didi koi pareshani hai….
Veenu; (muskarte hue) wo apna abhi hai na….uska lund akada hua hai…..aur uski choot chahe…par abb is time kahan se kisi ko doondhun…tun to janti hai…ki aise customers ko main naraz nahi kar sakti….
Thodi der sochane ke baad veenu ne mere taraf dekha….mene us samen saree aur blouse pehana hua tha….phir uske honto par muskaan aa gaye…aur mere taraf dekhate hue boli
Veenu: tun milegee abhi se…milane se uska matlab us ladke ke sath bistar par letana…mere to jaise hath pair sun ho gaye…muje samaj main nahi aa raha tha..ki main veenu didi ko kaya jawab doon…unke itne ahsaan thee hum pe ki, main seedhe -2 mana nahi kar sakti thee….
Main: (thodi der sochane ke baad) par didi aap to janti ho…main aise aurat nahi hun…maine kabhi aisa kaam nahi kaya hai….mere pati ke elava muje kisi doosre mard ne chua tha nahi hai….(wo alag baat thee ki mere aur jeth jee ke beech sambandhon ko mere jethani ke elava aur koi nahi janata tha)
Veenu: main janti hun anu….par issame main koi aur ladki yan aurat kahan se laun…anu mere ye baat maan le, warna agar wo ladka ek baar mere hath se nikal gaya…to is shahar main mere jaise aur bhee bhut hain….pls manna mat karna…..
Main: par didi main ye kaam nahi kar sakti…aap ke hum par bade ahsaan hain…hum thode dino main gaanv chale jangee…aur wahan se aap ke paise wapis bhenj dengee..
Veenu: kaya paglo jaise baat kar rahi hai tun…..paiso ke baat nahi hai….dekh waise bhee wo muje ek ladki ke ek raat ke 3000 rs dega…jisme se 2000 ladki ke hee le jati hai…jo main tumhen de doongi….phir tum aram se apne ghar chali jana…sirf pasion ke baat hoti…to main tumhen kabhi na kehati…paise chahe tun abhee lekar chali ja…par muje abhi teri jaroort thee…aur tum mana kar rahi ho…
Main soch main padh gaye…abb main karun to kaya karnu….veenu didi ke hum par bhut ahsaan thee…unhone ne humen 3 mahino tak sahara dya tha..mere pati ke ilaaj karwa rahi thee…usen kabhi bhee mere aur neha ke baren main galat nahi socha tha….ek baar to usen ek admi ko bus yahi kehane ke lye peet dya tha…ki wo neha ke sath raat bitana chatha tha…..
Veenu: kaya soch rahi hai…koi jor jabardasti nahi hai….par jaldi bata usko kaya jawab doon…dekh 9:30 baj rahe hain…..
Abb mere pass didi ke baat ko talane ke lye koi chara nahi tha….mene dhadkate dil ke sath hami bhar dee…aur didi ne khus hote hue abhi ka mobile no dial kaya…
Veenu: hello haan abhi….sorry yaar istime koi bhee ladki free nahi hai…aur jo hain bhee wo is time nahi aa sakti, sun abhi tun anu ko janta hai na (thodi der chup rahen ke baad)
Veenu: haan -2 wahin usse milega……….chal theek hai tun phir jahan aa jaan (par didi phir se chup hokar uski baat sunane lagee thodi der baad) chal theek hai main use lekar ati hun (aur didi ne phone kaat dya
Main didi ke baat ko sun kar ek dum ghabra gaye….
Main: didi main kahin aur nahi jaungee…muje dar lagta hai…use yahin bula lo…aur waise bhee itni raat ko kaya keh kar jaungee…
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Kitni jaldi mulaqat guzar jaati hai,
Pyaas bujhti nahin barsat guzar jaati hai.
Apni yaadon se keh do is tarah naa aaya kare,
Neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jaati hai.
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Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain,
har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain,
aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare,
tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain…
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Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga.
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Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.
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Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to mein kya karun
Hasrat to yeh hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lun
Magar kismat wo lamhe na laye to mein kya karun…
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jaise -2 12 baje ka time nazdeek aa raha tha mere dil ke dhadken badhati ja rahi thee…muje aaj bhee theek se yaad hai…mene ghadi dekhi 12 baje main 15 min baki thee…tabhi mere saas mere kamren main aye…
Saas: bahu sun hum kheton main ja rahe hain darwaja band kar lo…main uth kar bahar aa gaye aur sass sasur ke jane ke baad mene door band kar dya…aur phir se apne room main aa gaye…jeth jee ka aur hamra ghar sath – 2 main tha pehale to poora angan ikatha tha…par jab mere shadi hui uske baad jeth jee ne ghar ka batwara karva dya tha…aur ghar ke angaan ke beechon beeh ek diwar banwa dee thee….diwar 7 foot ke thee…muje is baat ka bilkul bhee andaza nahi tha…ki agar main nahi gaye to , wo diwar fand kar aa jayegen…main apne kamren main sehami se bethi thee…aur apne app kosh rahi thee…kash main apne saas sasur ke sath kheton main chali jati…tabhi mera dhayan kisi ahat se toota…main jaldi se uth kar bahar aye to dekh vijay wahan par khada tha…usen sirf banyan aur dhoti pehan rakhi thee…mera dil dar ke mare joron se dhadken laga…main apne kamren ke taraf wapis bhagi aur door ko band karen lagi…par vijay ne teji se door ko pakad laya…aur peeche dhakel dya….main girte-2 bachi….usen ander atte hee door band kar daya…aur mere taraf bahdne laga…mere to jaise jaan nikli ja rahi thee…mere samaj main nahi aa raha tha…ki akhir main karun to kaya karun….vijay ne agge badhate hue apni banyan nikal kar charpai par phenk dee…aur phir mere taraf dekhate hue aage badhane laga…main uski apni taraf badhata dekh peeche haten lagi…aur akhir main peeche jagah khatam ho gaye…main charpai ke ek taraf khadi thee…. Mere peeth diwar se sat gaye…usen mere taraf behuda muskan se dekhate hue apni lungi ko nikal kar neeche phenk daya…uska 7 inch ka tana hua lund mere ankhon ke samen tha…jo hawa main jhatke kha raha thaa…mene apni nazren ghuma lee…mere kuch bolane ke himmat bhee nahi ho rahi thee…wo mere bikul pass aa gaya….main uski sanson ko apne face aur honto par mahsoos kar rahi thee…jaise hee usne mera hath pakada mene uska hath jhatak dya
Main: dekhe bhai sahab main aap ki ijaat karti hun…agar aap apni ijaat chathe hai…tun yahan se chale jayee…nahi to main didi(jethani) ko bata doongee
Vijay: bata dena jaan jise batna hai bata dena…pehale ek baar mere is lund ke pyass apne choot ke ras se buja do…phir chahe to jaan le lena…
Aur vijay ne mere hath ko pakad kar apne lund ke ooper rakh laya…aur mere hath ko apne hath se tham kar agge peeche karen laga…mere hath lund par padthe hee muje ek baar phir current sa laga….hath pair kanmpane lagee…sansen ek dum se tej ho gaye…
Vijay: ahhh ahhhhh tumhare hath kitne mulyam hain, maja aa gaya….
Phir jeth jee ne apna hath mere hath se hata laya…aur apna ek hath mere kamar main daal kar apni taraf kheench ke, apni chatti se sata laya…aur doosre hath ko mere gallon par rakh kar apne ungthe se mere honto ko dhere maslane lagee….mere badan main masti ke lehar doud gayee…na chathe hue bhee muje masti se chadhen lagee…muje is baat ka dhayan bhee nahi raha ke mera hath abhee unke lund ko sahala raha hai…mera hath utejan ke maren unke lund ke agge peeche ho raha tha….
Vijay: haan aise hee hilati raho….ahhhhh tumhare hathon main to sach main jadoo hai….ohhhh haan aise heee muth marti raho….
Jaise hee ye sabad mere kano main padhe…muje ek dum se hosh aya….aur mene apna hath lund se hata laya…aur sharma kar sar ko jhuka laya…unhone mere face ko dono hathon main lekar ooper uthya….
Vijay: anu tum bhut khoobsorat ho, maine jab tumhen pehali baar dekha tha…main tab se tumhara diwan ho gaya…
Mere pati ne naa to aaj tak mere tareef kabhi kee thee…aur na hee mere badan ke kisi hisse ko payar kaya tha…main jeth jee ke baton main aakar jajbaton main behane lagi…jeth jee ne mere saree ke pallu ko pakar neeche kar daya…aur mere chuchyon ko hathon se maslana chalu kar daya…main kasmas rahi thee…par main apna kabu apne ooper se khoti ja rahi thee….unhone ne achank muje charpai par dhakel daya….aur mere saree aur peticote ko ek jhatke main ooper utha daya…isse pehale ke main sambhal pati…unhone ne mere panty ko dono hathon se pakad kar kheench daya…aur mere tangon se nikal kar neeche phenk dya…main ek dum se sakpaka gayee…aur apne saree ko neeche karen lagee…par jeth je ne mere dono hathon ko pakad kar saree se hata daya…aur apna mooh khol kar mere choot par laga daya….mere badan main masti ke lehar doud gaye….ankhen band ho gaye….muje se bardasht nahi hua…aur mere kamar apne aap uchaken lagi..
Main: nahi bhai sahhhhhh nahi nahiiiii yeeee aap kya kar raheeeeee hooo ahhhhh ahhhhhh siiiiiii umhhhhh nahii ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh nahiiiii
Mere kamar aise jhatke kha rahi thee…ke dekhane wale ko lage ke main apni choot khud apne jeth ke mooh par ragar rahi hoon…..unhone mere tangon ko pakad kar mod kar ooper utha daya….jisse mere choot ka ched aur ooper ke aur ho gaya…wo apni jeebh ko mere choot ke ched ke ander ghussa kar chaat rahe thee…main ek dum mast ho chuki thee…mere choot se pani anne laga…main apne hathon ko apne jeth jee ke sar par rakh kar…unhen peeche dhekalne ke naakaam kosish kar rahi thee…par aab main virodh karen ke halat main bhee nahi thee…unhone apne dono hathon ko ooper karke mere chuchyon ko dobach laya….aur jor jor se maslane lagee….main masti ke maren chatpata rahi thee…mere choot ke ched se pani nikal kar mere gaand ke ched taka a gaya tha…unhone ne dhere-2 mere blouse ke hooks kholane chalu kar daye….main apne hathon se unke hathon ko roken ke kosish kee…par sab bekar tha…main bhut garam ho chuki thee…ek ek kareke mere blouse ke saree hooks khul gaye…aur mere 36 c ke chuchyan uchal kar bahar aa gaye… mene neeche bra nahi pehani hui thee…unhone ne mere chuchyon ke nipples ko apni hathon ke unglyon ke beech main lekar maslana chalu kar daya….mere chuchyon ke kale nipple ek dum tan gyee…abb mere bardast se bahar ho raha tha….main jhaden ke bikul kareeb thee…mere siskaryan mere masti ko bayan kar rahi thee….achank unhone ne mere choot se apna mooh hata laya….aur ooper aa gaye…aur mere ankhon main dekhate hue apne lund ke supad ko, mere choot ke ched par tika daya….jaise hee unke lund ka garam supad mere choot ke ched par laga mere poora badan jhatka kha gaya….aur badan main current sa doud gaya
Vijay: kaisa laga janneman majja aya ke nahi….
Main kuch nahi boli aur waise hee ankhen band kaye leti rahi….unhone ne mere ek chuchi ke nipple ko mooh main le laya aur chosen lagee….main masti main aah ohhhhh ohhhhh kar rahe thee….muje aaj bhee yaad hai, main us waqt itni garam ho chuki thee… ki mere choot ke phanken kabhi unke lund ke supad par kasti to kabhi phelati…aab wo mere chuchyon ko chosen ke sath masal bhee rahe thee….main wasna ke lehaton main doobi ja rahi thee….choot main sarsarahat hone lagi…aur mere kamar khud b khud ooper ke taraf uchak gaye, aur lund ka supad mere choot ke ched main chala gaya…mere mooh se ahh nikal gaye….honto par kamuk muskan aa gaye….dehakti hui choot main lund ke garam supad ne aage main ghee ka kaam kaya….aur main aur machal uthi….aur masti main aakar apne bahon ko unke gale main daal kar kas laya….mere halat dekh unhone mere honto ko apne honto main le laya aur chosen lage…apne choot ke pani sawad mere mooh main ghulane laga…wo dhere-2 mere dono honto ko chus rahe thee…aur apne dono hathon se mere chuchyon ko masal rahe thee….maine apne hathon se unki peeth ko sahlana chalu kar daya….aur unhone ne bhee masti main aakar apni poori takat laga kar jodar dhakha mara….lund mere choot ke diwaron ko phelata hua ander ghusen laga…lund ke mote supad ka gharsan apni choot k diaworn ko phelata hua ander ghuss gaya, aur seedha mere bachedani se ja takraya….mere to jasie jaan hee nikal gaye…dard ke sath-2 masti ke lehar ne mere badan ko jinjor kar rakh daya…mere choot ke phanken kulbulane lagee…
Vijay: ahh anu tumhari choot to sach main bhut tight hai…..majja aa gya….dekh teri choot kaise mere lund ko apni diwaron se beench rahi hai…..
Main jeth jee ke baton ko sun kar sharam se mari ja rahi thee….par mene sach main mahsoos kaya ki, mere choot ke diwaren jeth jee lund par ander hee ander kas aur phel rahi hain….jaise mere barson ke payasi choot apne pyass bujane ke lye, lund ko nichor kar sara ras pee lena chathi ho….
Eka ek jeth jee ne mere tangon ko apne kandhon par rakh laya…aur apna lund mere choot main pelane lage….lund ka supad mere choot ke diawaron par ragar khata hua ander bahar hone laga….aur lund ka supad mere bachedani ke mooh par jakar chot karen laga…main ek dum garam ho chuki thee…aur masti ke sagar main gotte kha rahi thee…
Vijay ka lund mere choot ke pani se ek dum san gaya tha…aur lund fatch-2 ke awaz ke sath ander bahar ho raha tha…..main abb apne aap main nahi thee…main apne danton main honto ko bheenche jeth jee ke lund se chudawa ke mast ho chuki thee…main apni ankhen band kaye, apne jeth jee ke lund ko apni choot main mahsoos karke jhaden ke kareeb phunch rahi thee…..jeth jee ke jhangen jab mere gaand se takrati, to thap-2 ke awaz poore kamren main gunj jati, fatch-2 aur thap-2 ke awaz sun kar mere choot main aur jayda khujli hone lagee…aur main apne aap rok na sakti….mere apni gaand ko ooper ke taraf uchalna chalu kar daya…mere gaand charpai ke bistar se 3-4 inch ooper ke taraf uchal rahi thee…aur lund teji se ander bahar hone laga…
Mere utejana dekh jeth jee aur bhee josh main aa gaye…aur poori takat ke sath mere choot ko apne lund se choden lage… main jhaden ke bhut kareeb thee….aur jeth jee ka lund bhee pani choren wala tha….
Vijay: ahhhh anu mere lund pani choren wala hai….ahhhhhh ahhhhhh
Main: ahhh siiiiiii umhhhhhh umhhhhhhh
Aur mera poora badan akden laga….main aaj pehali baar kisi lund se jhad rahi thee….main itni mast ho gaye thee, ke main paglon ke tarahan apni gaand ko ooper uchalen lagee…aur mere choot ne barson ka jama hua pani ko uglana chalu kar dya…jeth jee bhee mere kamukata ke agge past ho gaye…aur apne lund se veerye ke bochar karen lagee…main charpai par ek dum shant let gaye…main is charam sukh ko sahi se le lena chathi thee…main kareeb 10 min tak aise hee lete rahi….jeth jee mere ooper se uth gaye thee…main apni ankhon ko khola jisem wasna ke nasha bhara hua tha…jeth jee ne apni banyan aur lungi pehan lee thee…
vijay: anu aaj tumhari tight choot kar majja aa gaya…..aaj raat ke 11 baje main ghar ke peeche, bhainson ke badde main tumhara intjaar karunga….
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Game will start within few
minutes..
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Team A - Comprises of the names start with
A -
M .
Team B - Comprises of the names start with
N
- Z
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Bollywood/Hollywood hints will be given & you
have to guess the
Movie..
RULES :-
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* 10 Points Game
* short allowed for 2+ words
* abusing = ban (permanently)
* jisne pahle answer diya uss team ko point
mil
jayenge from where that player belongs too. .
* Each Hint carry 1 point. .
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* FOLLOW THESE RULES STRICTLY *
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mere ik friend ne apni saheli nu dedicate krde hoye likhea:
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Ikk sohni kudi kwari da...
Gedi maar k ne kam saari da....
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Lost Everything Today.. :)
Gud Night :)
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Lets Start Chit Chat <3 :*
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salam friendzzzzzz aj sani bohat ziyada sad hy <><>SaNi
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Wife: I am Pregnant.
pappu: Par main to england me
tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
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Pappu: Ullu mat bana kamini
photo to kamar tak hi thi...
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Pappu will be pappu...!!!
PoGo dekhne mat jana :D :D
Yo Gesh
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