Do Dil Ek Jaan 25th June 2013

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Hot n sexcy storie..

ek female cook ko rakha tha jiski age 28 yr hai wo dekhne me jada sunder to nhi thi magar uski size mast the 34-32-38 k the . Ek month to aise he gujar gya .

Aur hum logo k beach jan pehchan badne lagi . Main apne staff me main he unmarried tha bahi 3 log married the . Aur wo jada age k bhi the isliye wo mujhse jada bat karti thi . Baato baato me pata chal ki uska pati uske sath nahi rahta hai. Wo out of india rahta hai aur 4 year se nhi aaya hai. Ek din wo mere mujhse mere gf k bare me puchne lagi maine bol ki mere koi gf nhi hai. To wo bolgi ki ho he nhi sakta thumhe dekh kar kise ka bhi mood khrab ho sakta hai. To maine bola ki kyo tumhra kabhi khrab huaa kya ? To usne bola haa.

Tb maine bola ki tab apne ko kise rokha ?? To usne bola bus aise hai . Fir main samjh gya ki jada din se iski chudai nhi hui hai is liye mujhse chudai karan chahti hai . Magar main chahta tha ki strt wok are aur wo chahti thi ke main start karo. Ek din usne bola ki mujhse tumhare sath porn movies dekhna hai . Me : kya tum movies dekhati ho ??Mamta : ha dekhi, par mujhse koi felling nhi . Aur woman to dekha kar garam hoti (main samjh gaya ki ye mujhse bana rahi hai aur fully mujhse chudna chati hai.

Aur mujhse apne chudai ka dawat de rahi hai.)me : ok jab ghar me koi nhi ho ga to dekha lena . Mare maan me laddo footne lage ki bhut din baad koi maal chudne ko milegi .Aakher sunday k din wo time aa gya . Mere sath k log sunday ko dehradun ghumne ka plan banaya aur maine saath me jane se mana kar diya ki mere tabiyat kuch thik nhi lag rahi hai aap log jaoo main aaj bed rest karuga .

Wo log morning me 10 am par chale aye . Main janta tha ki sab log evng me 8.00 pm se pehle nhi aayege to maine mamta ko phone kiya aur bola ki aaj tum jaldi khan bane aajao sath me movies dekhge aaj main free ho. Wo razi ho gai aur aur maine bhi apne niche k sare balo ko save kar diya aur market se condam lekar aagya . Mere di k bechni badti ja rahi thi . 11 am par wo aagai maine use khichdi bane ko bol diya aur bola ki jaldi aao movies laga rah ho aap log jante hi ho ki is time january me haridwar me kitna dhand padta hai.

Main net par se ek se ek mp4 hd movies download kar rah hai apne laptop me . Wo mere bed k pass chair pe aakar beth gai aur main bed par leta huaa tha . Maine bola ki mere rajai me aajao sath me dekhte hai to wo thoda natak karne lagi ki nhi main thik ho yaha se dekh rha hai. To maine uska hand pakar kar bola ki dekhna hai ki nhi ??? Agar dekhna hai to sath me mere rajai me aaoo nhi to khan ban gya hai tum ja sakti ho maine bhi juthe gussa karne laga . To wo muskarane lagi aur fir wo mere razai me aa gai aur maine blue file on kar diya . Aur wo bade gor se movies dekhne lagi . Mere dil movies dekhne me nhi lag rah tha . Us movies me ek ladki apbe boss ka panit khol kar uskha land khda karti hai . Mera to land pehle hi khda ho gya tha . Wo movies dekh kar garam ho rahe the .

Fir movies me uska boss us ladki ko khada kar uske lips ko chusne lagta . Aur indar mamta apne lips ko apne dato se katne lagti hai aur uski sase tez chalene lagte hai . Mane pane legs uske legs se sata diya. Uski taraf se koi reaction nhi tha mir main eek hand uske boobs k upar raha diya aur wo mere taraf dekhne lagi main toda sa muskra aur uski boobs ko press karne laga aur wo aakhe band kar ke aaaaaahhhhhhhh aahhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh isssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssss aaaaahhhhhh ahhhhhh ki awaz nikalne lagi aur maine apne lips uske lips par rakh diya aur usko bed par sola diya .

Aur ek dushre ka lips ko chusne lage aur maine suit ka upper se he uske boobs ko press kiya ja raha the . Uske lips mere lips se jude hone k karana wo apne muh se aawaz nhi nikal pa rahi thi . Mai uski lips ko cutne laga aur ab wo bhi full garam ho gai thi aur wo apne do hand se mujhe jakar liya tha aur mere tarah mujhse mere kiss ka responds dene lagi aur mere lips ko katne lagi aur mere land ko sahlane lagi . Main uski gaalo ko aur face ko kiss karne laga aur uski neck par se kiss karta hua neche aane laga aur suit k upper se he uske boobs par apne face ragdne laga aur wo aaaahhhh aahhhhhh ahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhha haahhhhhhhhh issssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiisssss sssssssssssss asaaaahhhhhhhh aahhhhhhhh aahhhhhhhhhhhhhha hahhh ki awaz se room gujne laga .

Maine use suti kio uttar ne laga aur uski suit ko utar kar neech fack diya aur uske boobs kafi bade the aur tight the main usk boobs upper tut pada aur uski bra ko khol diya aur uski brown nipple ko muh me le kar chusne laga aur wo aaaaaaahhhhhh aahhhhhhhh ahahhhhhhh uuffffffffffffffffff issssssssssssssssssssssssssssss issssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssaa aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh kane lasgi ur bolne lagi mujhe choor do nhiii mat karoo agar wo apne dono hand se mere sir apne boobs par daba rahi thi aur main apne dushre hand se uske boobs ko daba raha rhe tha. Uska bacha hone ki wahse uske boobs se milk aane laga aur maine uske milk ko pene laga . Kya testy milk tha main to bache ki tharah uska milk pene laga aur bech bech me uske nipple me cutne laga aur wo uuuhh aahhhhh uuuiiiiiiii aaram se peeyo na dard kar rah hai aur bare bare se 30 mint tak uske d no boobs k milk pe chukka tha aur masal masal kar boobs ko lala kar diya tha mare sase te chal rahi thi .

Ab uski bare thi usne mujhe sola diya aur mere pant k button ko kholne lagi aur sath mere mere underwear bhi utar diya tha mara 7” ka land full tight ho kar khada ho gya the wo maine clean save kar rakha tha .
Jisse wo dekhte he khush ho gai aur mere land ko apne lips se kiss dene lagi aur mere to jaan nikal gai aur mere muh se ssssiiiiihhhh kareya nikal gai aur maine aakhe band kar liya kyo ki ab jannat me sher karne ki bare mere thi. Aur wo apne nam lips mere khade land par tuch kar diya aur jise mano mere dil ki dhakan band ho gai . Pura badan soun ho gya aur pura sarir ek dum se halka ho gya .

Wo mere land ka top ko chusne lagi aur main aakhe band kiye aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mere jaan aur aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh aahhhhhhhhhh kya land chusti ho “aur tez chush mere rani aur pee ja mere land ka garma garam pani”. Main uska sir pakar kar apnland ka upar dabane laga aur mere pura land uako gali ki ghanti tak phush gai aur uski muh se gu gu gu gu gu ki aawaz aane lagi .

Aur maine pane kamar ki neche se hilane laga. Aur hela hela kar uski muh ko chodne laga . Aur wo maz e se mujhse pane muh me chudwane lagi . Mare boby me akadan aane lagi aur main samjh gya ki ab mere niklane wala hai aur 10 mint ki chudai k baad mere sara maal uski moh me nikalne laga aur wo mere land ko chush chush kar eke k bund pee gai aur mere land saaf kar diya . Mere apne body ko bahut free aur halka mehsus kar rah tha .

Aur uski khusi uske face par main saf dekha sakta tha aur hum do ki sasse tez chal raha tha.. 2 mint k break ke main fir se uski boobs k nipple ko chusne laga aur aut masal ne laga aur wo full garm ho chuki thi maine uski chut k pass gya aur uksi jagho ko chumne laga aur chatne laga .Uski chut gili ho chuki thi main uski chut k danni ko apne do finger se pakar kar masal diya aur wo aaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kya kar rahe ho mar darne ka irad hai kya. Uuuuuufffffff mat karo na aaaahhhhhhha aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh aur bed sheet ko pakar kar khi chane lagi . Main apane jeebh nikal aur mamta ki chut ki lakiro k upar se ragadne laga aur wo aaahhhh aahhhhh uuiiiiiiiiiiiiiii uuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii aaaaahhhh karne lagi ab usse control nhi ho raha tha aur mere sir apme chut par dabane lagi ,.

Maine apne jeebh ko uski chut me daal kar hilane laga aur wo tez tezz aaahahha aaahhhh ahahah ahhhha hhhah aufffff pe jao mera pani aaaha aaaahhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhh aahhhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhh ahhhh awooohhh wwoooooahhhh aur kar wo jahte k sath uskim chut se pani nikalne kalga aur maine bhi uski chut ka pani pene laga aur wo mere muh me sar pani nikal diya . Aue main upar aak kar uski lips ko apne muh me lekar chusne laga .

Aur boobs ko masal masal kar lal kar diya . Aur mo mere land ko hilane lagi aur mera land jo pehale se khada thaw o full salami marne laga . Aur uski lags ko toda khone ko bola wo apne lage ko dono tarf faila diya aur maine jara se bhi der na karte huye uski chikni chut jo lal ho gait hi chudne k liye apne land k supare ko rakh kar uski boobs ko pakar liya aur apne land se uski chut par dawao banana laga aur mere land ka supda uski chut ko chirta huaa uski chut me ghush gya aur wo chikhne laggi aaahhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhh nikalo bhut dard ho rah hai aahhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhh uski aakho me aasu aane lage .

Wo mujhse apne upar se dhakelane lagi. Sayad year baad sex kar rahi thi is liye uski chut me ab bhi jada kasav tha maineuse majbuti se lipta rah aur uski lips ko apne lips se band kar diya . Aur boobs ko maslta to kabhi lips ko chusta . Jisse uska dard kam hone laga aur wo bhi mere lips ko chusne lagi maine moke ko dekte huye ek aur bar jor ka dhaka mara kisse land pura uski chut me ghussh gya aur wo rone lagi wo ki aaram se karo na main kha ja rahi ho. Aur main is baar nhi ruka aur apne land se tez k sath chudai karne laga aur aur wo bhi 2 mint ka baad aaahhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhh uuufffffff uuuuuuufffff aur tez aaahhhhh ahhhh aur chodo mere chut ko faad dalo aaahhhhh ahhhhhhh bhut din se dil kar rah tha tumse chudwane ko mujhse apni rakhel bana lo aaahhhhh ahhhhhh aur main tez k sath use chodne laggaaa .

Aur uski chud se faaaccchhhh faaaaacccchhh fffaacccchhhh ki sound aane laga maine uski doggy banni ko bola aur fir apna land jo uski chut se pura gila tha pech se fir uski chut me dal diya aur kamar hila hila kar pura ka pura land pelane laga aur sirf aahhhh ahhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhh ahhh karne lagi. 15 mint ki chudai k baad wo is beech 3 bar jhar chuki thi. Aur mere bhi ab pani nikalne wala tha .

To man use apne land k upper bethne ko bola aur me bed let gya aur wo mere upper aakar beth gai . Aur upper niche karne lagi maine bhi niche se kamar hilane laga au ahhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhh aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhh uffffuuu uuuuuuuffffff ki aawaz nikalne laga aur 5 mint ki tez chudai k bad hum do fir se ek pani nikal gya aur main uski chut me hi nikal gya . Aur mamta mere upar hi lete rahi mere chest ko kiss karne lagi aur ek dusre ko pakar kar so gaye . 1 hour baad wo uthi aur boli ki thank you aaj aapne mere tadapi chut ko sant kar diya. Aap ka jab bhi dil kare mere chut hazir hai apne land aur mere chut ki payash bhujha lena . Aur mere lips ko kiss karne lagi ....
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Confession 9101 #(Rhea)

"F 21
i was in love with a guy few years back whom i met on a social networking website. we wer in a relationship only for 4 mnths and aftr tht dont know what happened he just cut all contacts wd me. as we wer 2 unknow people i didnt knew how to contact him as he changed his number. aftr few months he again came in ma life to say sorry. from that time onwards we wer in a relationship which was working on his terms. he gav me no freedom to contact him wen i want, to meet him wen i want. he made ma life hell. but dont know why i was still in love wd him and trusted him blindly. but now i discovered dat the guy had given me all wrong information about him. he had faked about his age,profession and even name in dat case. all i want to say is ""Life has taught me dis amazing lesson of not being a fool and trust every1 blindly. not to stay dumb even wen u know d other person is playing with your emotions.. Speak for yourself , Stand for yourself. Its your life..No1 could rule it"" lastly thanks to dat dumbest guy who thought dat i wont ever come to know abt his faked profile. I so pray tht the pain tht u gave me comes back to you."
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Bahaa ke Aansu usne mujhse ek sawal kiya...
jaan Q aakhir tumne is Qadar mujh se pyaar kiya...
kuchh aise uske sawaal ne mujhe tadpa diya...
badi mushkil se mene apne ansooko apne dil me chupa diya...
usne apni Qasam de k kaha meri shaadi mein zaroor aana...
mene hanss k uss waqt haan me sir hila diya...
meri hansi ne use kuch aise tadpadiya....
usne phir se rote huye mujh wahisawal kiya...
Uske ansoo ko saf karte huye usne aakhir yeh jawab diya...
nahi karta main tumse pyaar jao mene tumhe azaad kiya
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Lets Play A Funny Game Kisi Bhi Movie Ka Naam
Likho Uske Baad Laga Do,
"TOILET ME"
Like this:
" kuch kuch hota hai TOILET me"
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"jannat TOILET me "
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" tum mile TOILET me"
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"ek tha tiger TOILET me"
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"Dhamaal TOILET me"
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Chalo Start Ho Jao Dekhte hai Sabse Funny
Comment Kiska Hota hai..

ADMIN- SID
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Frnds....I was thinking about some pick ip lines.....but can't decide which one is best...so y don't u tell me...nd let's find an "EPIC" line ..
♥ Admin
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Anyone Want To Play Fun Song Game..
No Winner No Losser...
No Teams... Just A For fun N Enjoyment..
Dedicate songs To Each Other..

If Want To Play Hit Like N Start D Game In Cmnt Box

Jazz
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#4148

plzzzz admin jarur post kr dyo g....
meri ik kudi naal fb te frndship ho gyi c, main us nu bahut pyar krda haan, main us naal apni saari jindagi spend krna chaunda va, but bina kise gal to us kudi ne achanak mainu unfrnd kr dita te mere naal breakup kr lya, oh kudi meri colony vich hi rehnde hai,main us nu apni jaan to vi vadke pyar krda haan, main us bina nhi reh skda, oh kudi hi meri duniya hai, hun main ki kara..

@hahah bana gyi fuddu mama tenu :P kv
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Kya aankhen sach m bolti hen ♥♥
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1.
Dr.:- Aapke 3 daant kaise tut
gaye..?
Sardar:- Ji wo wife ne kadak roti banai thi.
Dr.:- To khane se mana kar dete.
Sardar:- Ji wo hi to kiya tha...

2.
Sardar got an sms from his
Girlfriend written as "I Miss You".
Sardar ne apna dimag laga ke 2 ghante baad reply bheja "I Mr.You".

3.
Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:- Aapne pehchana mujhe ko.
Ladki:- Nahi aap koun ho..?
Sardar:- Main wahi hu jisko aapne
parso bhi nahi pehchana tha.

4. Sardar math ke paper me dance kar raha tha.
Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Yaar mere sir ne kaha tha ke her step ke no. hote h.

5.
Sardar Bill gates se:- Tum pagal ho.
Bill:- Why..?
Sardar:- Tumhara surname Gates h aur business tum Windows ka karte ho.

6.
Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:-
Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke batao.
Sardar sent msg. to her:- Nahi bata sakta msg. free nahi h.

7.
1 Sardar ne apni car ke niche kutte
ko leta hua dekha to kutte ko 1 dum se kheecha aur kha:- Bhar nikal bada aaya mechanical engineer banne.

8.
1 Sardar ke ghar chor aa gya.
Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga sardar uske piche bhaga aur bhagte-2 chor se bhi aage nikal gya or bola:- 1 to chori uper se humse race.

9.
Sardar ki G.F. romantic mood me:-
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi h, aa jao.
Sardar:- Pagal tu mere ghar aaja,
yahan hum saare h, tera dil lag jayga.

10.
Sardar office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening.
Sardar gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga.

11.
Sardar kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaya ladki ke maa baap bole humari beti abhi padh rahi h.
Sardar:- Koi baat nahi hum 1
ghante baad aa jayenge.

12.
Sardar ne 1 number dial kiya 1
ladki ne received. Sardar:- Hello kaun.
Girl:- Main Seeta.
Sardar:- O yaar ye to ayodhya lag gaya. Sorry Maate.

14.
Public toilet me likha tha "Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha hai" Sardar niche likh ke aaya "Bas dho ke jaa raha hu".

15.
Sardar ki beti:- Papa kal aapke ghar se 1 member kam ho jaega.
Next day sardar ki beti bhag jati h.
Sardar:- Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per thi wo jyotish.

16.
Sardar:- Express kitne baje h.
T.T:- 1 baje.
Sardar:- Local.
T.T:- 9 bje.
Sardar:- Aur maal gadi.
T.T:- 12 baje, Abe tuze jana kaha h.
Sardar:- Patri pe Potty karne.

17.
Sardar ke truck pe likha tha
"Chhotta Parivar, Sukhi Parivar"
msg. from "Rinku, Golu, Monu,
Ramu, Shamu, Sohan, Mohan, Tilu, Pinky de papa di gaddi".

18.
Teacher:- Batao sacha desh bhagt kaun hota h.
Sardar:- Jo enlish toilet seat par bhi Indian style me baithta ho.

19.
1 Bar sardar Rs. jama karne gya.
Officer:- Ye note fata hua h, dusra do.
Sardar:- Main apne A/c me jama kar rha hu, fata karu ya naya, Tujhe kya matlab h be.

20.
Sardar air hostess se:- Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti h. Air hostess ne zordar thappad santa ke muh pe mara.
Sardar:- Kamal h. Aadat bhi wahi h.

21.
Sardar ne evrest pe dekha waha pe 1 baba gutka ragad raha tha.
Sardar:- Baba ye kya h.
Baba:- Masala.
Sardar:- Oh to Evrest masala aap hi banate ho.

22.
Pagal:- Tum muslim ho.
Sardar:- Nahi, main sardar hu.
Pagal:- Nahi, tum muslim ho.
Sardar (gusse me):- Haan, main muslim hu.
Pagal:- Lagte to sardar ho.

23.
Sardar (Police station ja kar kahta h):- Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rhi h.
Inspector:- Koun de rha h.
Sardar:- BSNL wale, kehte h bill nahi bhara to kaat denge.

25.
Sardar ka sir phat gya.
Dr.:- Ye kaise hua.?
Sardar:- Main chappal se pathar tod raha tha. Mujhe 1 aadmi ne bola "Kabhi khopdi" ka istemal bhi kar liya kar.

26.
Sardar ko ek party ka invitation mila jisme likha tha only pink tie.
Sardar wahan gaya to usne dekha ke logo ne pant shirt bhi pehni thi...
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Whats the difference between
Mother and Girlfriends Tears ??
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A Classic answer
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Girlfriends Tears Effect
our Pocket
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Mother Tears effect
our Heart..
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Girlfriend ko maro goli
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Maa ke Liye Ek Like toh Banta hai :) (y)
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NIGHT CHAT.....................
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koi he pyaari si ladki online... :p :D

aa jaaoo.. naa .. plz :*
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Interesting game :
Open ur mobile's MUSIC library.... Now play
the 7th
song.
It's for ur lover...
No cheating please. Comment the Song Name...
Mine Iz :::::::: o nadan parinde ghar a ja...
!! START !!

<3 payal <3
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DIL YE KAHETA HAI TUJHSE PYAR KARU,N.

क्यूँ ज़माने पे ऐतबार करूँ
अपनी आँखों को अश्कबार करूँ
सिर्फ़ ख्वाबों पे ऐतबार करूँ
दिल ये कहता है तुझसे प्यार करूँ

मेरी रग-रग में है महक तेरी
मेरे चेहरे पे है चमक तेरी
मेरी आवाज़ में खनक तेरी
ज़र्रे - ज़र्रे में है धनक तेरी

क्यूँ न मैं तुझपे दिल निसार करूँ
दिल ये कहता है तुझसे प्यार करूँ

तुझपे कुरबां करूँ हयात मेरी
तुझसे रोशन है कायनात मेरी
बिन तेरे क्या है फिर बिसात मेरी
जाने कब होगी तुझसे बात मेरी

कब तलक दिल को बेक़रार करूँ
दिल ये कहता है तुझसे प्यार करूँ

मेरी आँखों की रोशनी तू है
मेरी साँसों की ताजगी तू है
मेरी रातों की चांदनी तू है
मेरी जां तू है, ज़िन्दगी तू है

हर घड़ी तेरा इन्तिज़ार करूँ
दिल ये कहता है तुझसे प्यार करूं

तू ही उल्फ़त है, तू ही चाहत है
अब फ़क़त तेरी ही ज़रूरत है
हसरतों की ये एक हसरत है
इश्क़ से बढ़के भी इबादत है?

तुझको ख्वाबों से क्यूँ फरार करूँ
दिल ये कहता है तुझसे प्यार करूँ
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Super Pogo Joke ***
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MATHS Ki Teacher :- 1 me 2 daalo to kya
hoga.??
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Ladki :- Madam ye to AAP ki capacity hai
humari to ek me hi jaan Nikal Jati Hai
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jo Samajh gaye wo Lyk thok do baki ko to pata hi hai pogo pogo..

#M¿LAN
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Online members hit like
and start group chat
boys and girls
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Falling in love wit u was so unexpected..!!!
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16-25 Year ki ladki Football ki
tarah hoti hai
"1 ke pichhe 22 log"
26-35 Year ki ladki Cricket ball
ki tarah hoti hai
"1 ke hath aati hai baaki sab
taali bajate hain"
36-45 Year ki ladki Tenniss
ball ki tarah hoti hai
"1 kahta hai tu rakh, dusra
kahta hai tu rakh
45 Year ke baad Golf baal ki
tarah hoti hai
"Jitni dur jaaye utna achha
lagta hai"
hit like if u agree
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Yo Gesh
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BDS CONFESSIONS 187 ###

The VIVA Story: EXTERNAL: (Asks some complicated question)

STUDENT (Thinks: WTF? I have never heard about this before! But I can't afford to fail man! Gathers some courage and replies with utmost confidence): Sir, it DEPENDS!

EXTERNAL: DEPENDS? Depends on what? (With that wicked smile on his face)

STUDENT($#!t yaar! Pata tha yeh poochega. Par mujhe iska bhi jawaab pata hai ) (Replies with a smile) : Actually sir, it depends on the 'conditions' on which it is being 'operated'... (T hinks: Bach gaya yaar!)

EXTERNAL (A little perplexed): Like, which 'conditions'? STUDENT (Thinking: Abbey bas kar nah! Ab kya bacche ki jaan lega? Kya karun? Ab isko 'confuse' karta hoon!) (Replies again with confidence): Sir, it depends on the specific case on which it is being applied. We can't say anything in general for this..

EXTERNAL (TOTALLY perplexed and thinks, 'kuch aur poochte hain') (Asks some other question)

STUDENT: (Thinks: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!) Now, after coming out, FRIENDS: Oye kaisa gaya VIVA? Abey, kya poocha external ne?

STUDENT: Abbey, bahut accha tha, external bahut accha hai. Tension mat le, sab aasan sawaal pooch raha hai (Thinks: Bas paas karva de yaar!) P.S:

Such disasters can only be experienced in Dental Colleges..Aur agar aap inn sab chhezon se Eguzar chuke hain, toh uss external ki kasam,

Aap Dentist Hain!
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Ek ladka our ladki
ek dusre se bahut pyar
karte the..
Wo hamesha ek
saath jeene marne
ki kasme khaya karte
the..
Par wo ladki hindu
thi aur ladka
muslim tha..
Ladki janti thi ke uske
mumma papa kabhi
unke pyar ko kabul nahi
karenge..Isliye usne us ladke se
baat kar ke
us
ko bhul jane ko
kaha..
Ladke ne usko bahut samjhane ki
koshish
ki par wo ladki
nahi maani..Wo apne dil pe
patthar rakh ke us
ladke
se alag ho gayi..
Par usko bhul jana
us ladki ke bas me nahi tha..Kyuki
wo usko
apni jaan se bhi
jyada
pyar krti thi..
Par wo majbur thi kyuki hindu thi
aur wo ladka
muslim..Aise hi kuch
mahine beet gaye
par ek
din,
Achanak wo ladka
us ladki ke ghar aaya
aur usko bola ki,
tum mujhe bhul gayi,
par jaan mai tumhe
bhula nahi paya..
Please ye
letter padho..
Ladki ne wo letter
hath me lete hue
usko kaha ki,
Jaan Kya mai tumhe
ek baar hug kar
sakti hoo ?
Please (aur uski
aankho me
aasu aa gaye)
Ladka
muskurate hue
bola ki kyu nahi..
Ladki ne usko rote
rote gale lagaya
aur wo boli ke please jaan
muje maaf kar do
I
LOVE U
Ladka muskurate
hue usko bola
I
LOVE U 2
and bye
mujhe der ho
rahi hai
take care..
Aur wo waha se chala
gaya..Us ladki ne wo
letter khola aur
padhne
lagi..
Usme likha tha,
"Jaan main tumhe pagal jaise
miss
karta hoo,
Kal mujhe mare hue
pura ek saal ho
jayega,
please meri kabar pe
phool dalne aa jana..
I Love You My Sweet heartLadki ye
sab padh ke
rone lagi
Wo puri raat so
nahi payi..
Agle din
wo
uske kabar pe phool dal ke
kabristan se rote
rote bahar aayi..
Usko apne aap pe
bahut pachtawa
aa raha tha,
usko lag raha tha
ke uske wajah se
us ladke ki jaan gayi..
Kaash wo us waqt
us ladke se
break up
na karti,
to aaj uska pyar
zinda hota..
Ye sochte sochte
wo ladki nadi
(river)
ke paas ja rahi
thi,
ke tabhi usko wo ladka wapas
muskurate hue
dikha..
Wo ladki paglo ke
jaise uske paas roti
roti bhaagi,
Aur uska hath
pakadti hai..
Aas paas ke log us
ladki ko dekh ke
chillane lage,
par us ladki ne
piche mud ke
dekha hi nahi..
Wo to us ladke ke
aankho me kho
chuki thi aur log
chilla chilla ke
keh rahe the
are roko koi is ladki ko,
pani bahut tez hai
ye doob ke mar
jayegi..
Shayad kuch
mohabbatein aisi bhi
hoti hai
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Hello Frds

How are u?
&
What Are U doing?

(Shailesh)
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Top 26 Sardars :

1.
Dr.:- Aapke 3 daant kaise tut
gaye..?
Sardar:- Ji wo wife ne kadak roti banai thi.
Dr.:- To khane se mana kar dete.
Sardar:- Ji wo hi to kiya tha...

2.
Sardar got an sms from his
Girlfriend written as "I Miss You".
Sardar ne apna dimag laga ke 2 ghante baad reply bheja "I Mr.You".

3.
Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:- Aapne pehchana mujhe ko.
Ladki:- Nahi aap koun ho..?
Sardar:- Main wahi hu jisko aapne
parso bhi nahi pehchana tha.

4. Sardar math ke paper me dance kar raha tha.
Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Yaar mere sir ne kaha tha ke her step ke no. hote h.

5.
Sardar Bill gates se:- Tum pagal ho.
Bill:- Why..?
Sardar:- Tumhara surname Gates h aur business tum Windows ka karte ho.

6.
Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:-
Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke batao.
Sardar sent msg. to her:- Nahi bata sakta msg. free nahi h.

7.
1 Sardar ne apni car ke niche kutte
ko leta hua dekha to kutte ko 1 dum se kheecha aur kha:- Bhar nikal bada aaya mechanical engineer banne.

8.
1 Sardar ke ghar chor aa gya.
Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga sardar uske piche bhaga aur bhagte-2 chor se bhi aage nikal gya or bola:- 1 to chori uper se humse race.

9.
Sardar ki G.F. romantic mood me:-
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi h, aa jao.
Sardar:- Pagal tu mere ghar aaja,
yahan hum saare h, tera dil lag jayga.

10.
Sardar office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening.
Sardar gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga.

11.
Sardar kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaya ladki ke maa baap bole humari beti abhi padh rahi h.
Sardar:- Koi baat nahi hum 1
ghante baad aa jayenge.

12.
Sardar ne 1 number dial kiya 1
ladki ne received. Sardar:- Hello kaun.
Girl:- Main Seeta.
Sardar:- O yaar ye to ayodhya lag gaya. Sorry Maate.

13.
Jatt:- No if no but sirf jatt.
Khatri:- No topi no chatri sirf
khatri.
Mulla:- No gas no chulla sirf mulla.
Sardar:- No dalda no gheo punjabi sharea da peo.

14.
Public toilet me likha tha "Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha hai" Sardar niche likh ke aaya "Bas dho ke jaa raha hu".

15.
Sardar ki beti:- Papa kal aapke ghar se 1 member kam ho jaega.
Next day sardar ki beti bhag jati h.
Sardar:- Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per thi wo jyotish.

16.
Sardar:- Express kitne baje h.
T.T:- 1 baje.
Sardar:- Local.
T.T:- 9 bje.
Sardar:- Aur maal gadi.
T.T:- 12 baje, Abe tuze jana kaha h.
Sardar:- Patri pe TATTI karne.

17.
Sardar ke truck pe likha tha
"Chhotta Parivar, Sukhi Parivar"
msg. from "Rinku, Golu, Monu,
Ramu, Shamu, Sohan, Mohan, Tilu, Pinky de papa di gaddi".

18.
Teacher:- Batao sacha desh bhagt kaun hota h.
Sardar:- Jo enlish toilet seat par bhi Indian style me baithta ho.

19.
1 Bar sardar Rs. jama karne gya.
Officer:- Ye note fata hua h, dusra do.
Sardar:- Main apne A/c me jama kar rha hu, fata karu ya naya, Tujhe kya matlab h be.

20.
Sardar air hostess se:- Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti h. Air hostess ne zordar thappad santa ke muh pe mara.
Sardar:- Kamal h. Aadat bhi wahi h.

21.
Sardar ne evrest pe dekha waha pe 1 baba gutka ragad raha tha.
Sardar:- Baba ye kya h.
Baba:- Masala.
Sardar:- Oh to Evrest masala aap hi banate ho.

22.
Pagal:- Tum muslim ho.
Sardar:- Nahi, main sardar hu.
Pagal:- Nahi, tum muslim ho.
Sardar (gusse me):- Haan, main muslim hu.
Pagal:- Lagte ho sardar ho.

23.
Sardar (Police station ja kar kahta h):- Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rhi h.
Inspector:- Koun de rha h.
Sardar:- BSNL wale, kehte h bill nahi bhara to kaat denge.

24.
1 Accident hua, bhut bheed ho gyi, sardar ko aage jane ka moka nahi mil rha tha. Clever sardar:- Hi. mera Bapu. Bheed ne raah di to kutta marra mila...

25.
Sardar ka sir phat gya.
Dr.:- Ye kaise hua.?
Sardar:- Main chappal se pathar tod raha tha. Mujhe 1 aadmi ne bola "Kabhi khopdi" ka istemal bhi kar liya kar.

26.
Sardar ko ek party ka invitation mila jisme likha tha only pink tie.
Sardar wahan gaya to usne dekha ke logo ne pant shirt bhi pehni thi...
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Rutthi Jo Zindgi To Mana Lenge Hum,
Mile Jo Gam Vo Seh Lenge Hum,
Bus Aap Rehna Humesha Sath Humare To
Nikalte Huye Aansuo Me Bhi Muskura Lenge Hum…
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Ha par vichare ne bhut mehnat keeti page promote karn vich.. ajj aene sare members hon de vich ohda v bhut vadda yogdaan aa.... ;)
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Do mention his/her name <3

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Lets Start Chit Chat ;-)
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shaitano or jangli billiyo chllo masti tym
kuch pyar bhri mithi bate ho jaye
LETS START CHIT CHAT***
Hit LIKE & CMNT ♥♥

Abuse /Misbehave / Dirty Language
R.I.P. In Ban List..!!
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#2470
"M a girl....Sometym Last yr I ws travelling in metro on Yellow Line and I saw a ""THARKI"" guy...shabbily looking stood beside a very cute 6-7 yr old girl....and to my shock he was trying to touch her butt...and she not even being aware of what he was upto was smiling at him...I guess she was with her granny who did not notice anything either....
..
Gussa control nai hua to I asked the girl sitting beside me if I am not mis-understanding the situation....but after she confirmed it we were both so irritated that we went to him and both of us slapped him tightly and then in retaliation he tried pushing us back by trying to attack at our breast....Tab an uncle stood up and everybody started beating him and the guards took him out on the Rajiv Chowk station....
Yaar koi itna tharki kaise ho sakta hai...I pity if he would ever have a wife or a baby girl...HATE SUCH PPL...SUCH PPL SHOULD BE HANGED ON ROAD !!!!!!!"

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Miss Karna Hai To Machharo Ko Karo;
Jo Jaan Hateli Per Rakh Kar Aap Ko KissKarte Hai!
Puri Bottal Na Sahi EkJaam Ho Jaaye;
Milna Na Sahi Dua Salaam Ho Jaaye;
Jinki Yaad Mein Hum Bimaar Baithe Hain;
Unhe Bukhaar Na Sahi Jukhaam Ho Jaaye!
Puri Bottal Na Sahi EkJaam Ho Jaaye;
Milna Na Sahi Dua Salaam Ho Jaaye;
Jinki Yaad Mein Hum Bimaar Baithe Hain;
Unhe Bukhaar Na Sahi Jukhaam Ho Jaaye!
Is Duniya Mein LakhoLog Rehte Hain;
Koi Hasta Hai, To Koi Rota Hai;
Par Is Jahaan Mein Sukhi Bas Vo Hai Yaaron;
Jo Shaam Ko Do Peg LagaaKe Sota Hai
Koi Aankhon Se BaatKar Leta Hai;
Koi Aankhon Mein MulaqatKar Leta Hai;
Bada Mushkil Hota Hai Jawab Dena Yaroo;
Jab Koi English Mein Baat Kar Leta Hai!
Aapko Humse Kabhi Khone Nahi Denge;
Aapko Khud Se Alag Hone Nahi Denge;
Kabhi SMS Bhi Kar Dia KaroWarna;
Aankh Mein Mirchi Dal Denge Aur Dhone Bhi NahiDenge!
Aapko Humse Kabhi Khone Nahi Denge;
Aapko Khud Se Alag Hone Nahi Denge;
Kabhi SMS Bhi Kar Dia KaroWarna;
Aankh Mein Mirchi Dal Denge Aur Dhone Bhi NahiDenge!
Umar Ki Raah Mein Jazbaat Badal Jaate Hain;
Waqt Ki Aandhi MeinHalaatBadal Jaate Han;
Sochta Hoon Kaam Kar-KarKe Record Tod Du;
Lekin Kambakht Salary Dekhte Hi Khayaal Badal Jaate Hain!
Wo Ishk To Karti Hai Par Junoon Nahi Karti;
Wo Katal To Karti HaiPar Khoon Nahi Karti;
Is Kadar Kanjoos Hai Meri Chahne Vaali;
Miss Call To Karti Hai Phone Nahi Karti!
Wo Ishk To Karti Hai Par Junoon Nahi Karti;
Wo Katal To Karti HaiPar Khoon Nahi Karti;
Is Kadar Kanjoos Hai Meri Chahne Vaali;
Miss Call To Karti Hai Phone Nahi Karti!
Meri Kabar Pe Mat Gulaab Leke Aana;
Na Hi Haathon Mein Chiraag Leke Aana;
Payasa Hu Main BarsoSe Jaanam;
Bas Aate Waqt Ek Kadhaai Chicken Aur Saath Mein Sharaab Leke Aana!
Usne Haathon Per MehendiLagaai Hai;
Humne Uski Doli Sajaai Hai;
Hamein Pata Tha Woh Bewafa Niklegi;
Isliye Humne Uski Choti Behen Bhi Pataai Hai!
Dhokha Mila Jab PyarMain, Zindagi Mein Udaasi Si Chaa Gayi;
Socha Tha Chhod Dein Is Raah Ko, Kambhakht MohalleyMein Dusri Aa Gayi
Tere Chehre Pe Udaasi Aankhon Mein Nami Hai;
Tere Chehre Pe Udaasi Aankhon Mein Nami Hai;
Tata Namak IstemaalKar Bete Tujhme Iodine Ki Kami H
Hothon Ko Chhua Usne, Ehsaas Aab TakHai;
Ankhon Mein Nami, Sanson Mein Aag Aab Tak Hai;
Waqt Guzaar Geya, Par Uski Yaad Na Gai;
Kya Panipuri Thi Yaar, Swaad Aab TakHai!
Dosti Ke Afsaane Gaaynege Hum;
Apni Ik Alag Duniya Basaayenge Hum;
Jo Diya Bujh Gaya Dosti Ka Hawaaon Se;
To Usko Bech Kar Philips Ka Bulb Le Aayenge Hum!
Na Jaane Woh Humse Kya Chupaati Thi;
Kuch Tha Uske Honthon Par Na Jane Kyu Sharmaati Thi;
Jab Humne Muh Khulwake Dekha To Pata Chala;
Wo To Tambakoo Khaati Thi!
Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi;
Liya Paper Aur Tasveer Aapki Banayi;
Socha Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga Kar Rakhenge;
Magar Vo To Bachchon Ko Draane Ke Kaam Aayi!
Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi, Hum Hosh ApneGawaan Baithe;
Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi, Hum Hosh ApneGawaan Baithe;
Hosh Mein Aane Ko The, KiTum Phir Se Muskura Baithe
Wo Aaye Meri Kabar Pe Diya Bujha Ke ChalDiye;
Jo Bachaa Khucha TelTha Sir Mein Laga Ke Chal Diye!
बंटी: आज मुझे अजीब सा मैसेज आया और मेरामोबाइल बंद हो गया।
पप्पू: कौन सा मैसेज?
बंटी: बैटरी लो।
पप्पू: सबको भेज सबकेसब डरेंगे।
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Awesome.. Must READ..
Girl -hamare relation ko 2 saal ho
chuke hai
Boy -han ji..
Girl -chalo apni friendship k pehle ki
bate muje yad dilao jo mere dil ko
chhu jaye;)
.
boy -oho...kya yad dilau jaan?
girl - bus kuch is tarah se btana k
tumhari baate hmesha yad rahe..
.
Boy -chalo thik hai to suno...
"har ek pal har ek lamha yaad hai! 1
ghante tak $kul ki balcony me bethkar
tera intjar krna yad hai!!
.
jab aayi thi tm mere ghar mujse milne
wo 11th class ki masum si ladki yaad
hai!!
.
har roj tumhe palat kr dekhna yaad
hai!
schol aate waqt tumara muje dekh
kar sharmana yaad hai!!
.
6 0ct ko muje dekh muskurayi thi tum!
dil cheer dene wali wo tumari hasi yaad
hai!!
.
Culture week me tumara dance krna
yad hai!
roshni k beech mera bina palake
jhapkaye tujhe dekhna yaad hai!!
.
14 feb velentine day ki thi woshaam!
meri jindgi ki sbse behtarin wo shaam
yaad hai!!
.
27 october ki wo diwali yaad hai!
Tere mera pure din ek sath gumna
yaad h !!
.
31st oct .socha ab tujhe na dekhunga
kabhi!
fir 1 nov. ko tera mujhe purpose krna
yaad hai"!!
.
grl-(wid tears) wow kya baat hain jaan.
tumhe to sb kuch yad hai..
.
bus ek baar ye b yad dila do k mene
tmhe purpose krte waqt kya kha tha
plz
.
boy - ok
tera mujhe rokkar purpose krna yad
hai!
meri dhadkano ka tezz ho jana yad
hai!!
.
tmne kaha Excuse me tumse kuch
kehna hai!
or fir tmhara ekdum se chup ho jana
yad hai!
.
na tum aage kuch bol payi name kuch
keh paya!
bus aankho hi aankho me ek dusre ko
sweekar kr lena yaad hai!!!
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Wo ek pal jb baahu mai meri sayi thi,

aur mere chehre pr uski zulfu ka saya h...

Kehti thi O Jaana kb tk chupae rhoge zulfu k saye mai,

Dekhne ko chehra tumhara ab ye dil ubhar aaya h...

Kaha maine Na hatao ye zulfe , ye mera aasman h,

Bin aasman ka b kya koi jahaa bn paya h...

Kehti h q tadpate ho u kr k ulzi-ulzi bate

Dekho bin dekhe tumhe ye chehra kitna utar aaya h...

Ek hi pl mai hatakr zulfu ko maine dekha wo AKS,

chehra meri JAAN ka to aansuo se bhar aaya h...

Lekar use BAAHU mai pucha bata kya baat hui meri JAANA,

TO uske kap kapaate labu se ik haseen jawab aaya,

TUM NA CHUPAO YE CHEHRA , YE CHEHRA MERE DIL KI JAAN H,

NA DO KISI KO AHMIYAT ITNI

TUM BIN MERA JAHAAN VEERAAN H..............

DIL SE

AaPKA ApNa
ROYAL BOY
M K CHOUDHARY
GD NIGHT DOSTO
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boys ko kis size ke boobs pasand h
girls ko kis size ka lund pasand h
jaldi batao friends
boys nd girls like karna na bhule
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30 minutes ago ·
“S I R F
T U M”
Ye t0 Dil tha Dewana k Tum par Aa Gya
Warna Hm Qeemti Pathron ko bhi uthaya
nahi
karte
Ye mana K Tum Haseen Ho magar ye Bhi sun
lo
Hm Haseen logon se Dil laGya nahi karte
Jis se karte hain Pyar bus ek hi baar karte
hain
Baar baar Hum bhi kisi ko sataya nahi karte
Tum tu Apne ho Tum se kya parda
Warna Hum Raaz-e-Dil kisi ko bataya nahi
karte
Tum keh do to Tumhare liye jaan bhi hazir
Warna Hum Zindagi dao per lagaya nahi
kartey…! —
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Love Guru Tips For Boys In Hindi

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Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.
2
Ladkiyon se jab bhi mile ek pyaari si smile Zarur kare.
3
Hamesha unki help ke liye taiyaar rahe.
4
Unka Birth day kabhi naa bhule aur unhe koi Beautiful gift Zarur de, yaa ek Rose.
5
Us par kabhi bhi gussa na kare, Hamesha pyaar se hi pesh aaye.
6
Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.
7
Unse hamesha achche Dress me hi mile, yaad rakhe aap ko bhi attractive dkhna padega.
8
Agar aap ek hi class me hai to unko Study me yaa Notes banane me Help karte rahe, aisa karne se aap unke aur bhi karib aate jaenge.
9
Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega.
10
Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko dekhte hi impress ho jaengi.
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Agar aapke pass cell phone hai aur us ladki ke paas bhi ( jise aap patana chahte hai), to aksar usko Funny SMS yaa Love SMS yaa Friendship SMS bhejte rahe. aisa karne se aap unki yaado me bane rahenge.
12
Friendship aur Valentines day ko unhe hamesha wish kare aur ek Pyara sa Gift jarur de. aisa karna najdiki badane ke liye bahut jaruri hai.
13
Ladkiyon se hamesha Romantic mood me hi baat kare, aise baat kare jisse unhe lage ki aap ko unse baat karke bahut hi maza aa raha hai.
14
Hamesha unko Respect de, isse aap unki nazaron me ek achche Ladke bane rahenge, jo Ladki patane ke liye bahut hi zaruri hai.
15
Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki sharmile Ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai, issliye hamesha frankly unse mile.
16
Apni Personality perfect rakhne ke liye hamesha chust durust dikhe, na ki sust yaa kaamchor. Ladkiyan furtile Ladko ko hi pasand karti hai.
17
Agar Ladki Filmo ki shaukin hai to usse aksar Film ke hi bare me baate kare, isse wo aapse apni feeling bantkar khush aur impress hongi.
18
Aap apne din ki shuruwat unhe ek mast Good Morning SMS bhejkar karen.
19
Raat ko sone se pahle ek Pyara sa Good Night SMS bhejkar bhi aap unhe impress kar sakte hai.
20
Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut waqt tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai.
21
Ladkiyon ke samne hamesha apna Cina taan kar chale, aisa karne se Mardangi jhalkti hai aur Ladkiyan Mardon ko hi pasand karti hai. *point noted :p
22
Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai issliye aap darna chhod de aur Ladkiyon se ek nidar ki tarah react kare.
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Agar Ladki aapse kuch mange to use zarur pura karne ki koshish kare( *aap ki jaan k ellawa ), isse Ladkiyan aapse itni impress hongi jiski aap imagine bhi nahi kar sakte.
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Unke Birth day par sabse pehle aap wish kare, isse wo aapko kabhi nahi bhul pyengi.
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Hamesha unse kisi na kisi bahane milte rahe, isse aap unki nazaron aur yaado me aksar bane rahenge.
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Unhe Dinner ya Lunch ke liye offer kare, ager wo agree ho jaye to unke pasand ke hotel me unke pasand ki dish order kare. wo forann aap par fida ho jayegi.
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Ladkiyon se pehle Dosti karo baad me unse apne Dil ki baat kahna, Pyar ke mamle me patience se kaam le.
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Jab wo aap se baat kare to unki baato ko unki aankon me aankhen dalkar pore dhyan se sune.
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Agar Ladki aapki neighbor ho to roz subah unko dekhte hi Good Morning zaror kahe.
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Agar Ladki aapki Class met ho to unse shake hand jarur kare.
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AWSOME READ DIS * *
Girl -hamare relation ko 2 saal
ho
chuke hai
Boy -han ji..
Girl -chalo apni friendship k
pehle ki
bate muje yad dilao jo mere dil
ko
chhu jaye;)
.
boy -oho...kya yad dilau jaan?
girl - bus kuch is tarah se btana
k
tumhari baate hmesha yad
rahe..
.
Boy -chalo thik hai to suno...
"har ek pal har ek lamha yaad
hai! 1
ghante tak $kul ki balcony me
bethkar
tera intjar krna yad hai!!
.
jab aayi thi tm mere ghar mujse
milne
wo 11th class ki masum si ladki
yaad
hai!!
.
har roj tumhe palat kr dekhna
yaad
hai!
schol aate waqt tumara muje
dekh
kar sharmana yaad hai!!
.
6 0ct ko muje dekh muskurayi
thi tum!
dil cheer dene wali wo tumari
hasi yaad
hai!!
.
Culture week me tumara dance
krna
yad hai!
roshni k beech mera bina
palake
jhapkaye tujhe dekhna yaad
hai!!
.
14 feb velentine day ki thi
woshaam!
meri jindgi ki sbse behtarin wo
shaam
yaad hai!!
.
27 october ki wo diwali yaad
hai!
Tere mera pure din ek sath
gumna
yaad h !!
.
31st oct .socha ab tujhe na
dekhunga
kabhi!
fir 1 nov. ko tera mujhe purpose
krna
yaad hai"!!
.
grl-(wid tears) wow kya baat
hain jaan.
tumhe to sb kuch yad hai..
.
bus ek baar ye b yad dila do k
mene
tmhe purpose krte waqt kya kha
tha
plz
.
boy - ok
tera mujhe rokkar purpose krna
yad
hai!
meri dhadkano ka tezz ho jana
yad
hai!!
.
tmne kaha Excuse me tumse
kuch
kehna hai!
or fir tmhara ekdum se chup ho
jana
yad hai!
.
na tum aage kuch bol payi
name kuch
keh paya!
bus aankho hi aankho me ek
dusre ko
Apnakr lena yaad hai!!!
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Sabhi ldke ek jaise kyun hote hain
hmesha glz ko cheat n hurt krte hain :( >:(
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Tell us Today Any Secret Recipe u have ever tried with Maggie ...
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Koi hai ?

chalo naa thodi baate karte hai pyali pyali 󾍇

shivi <3
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Ab jis ke jee mein aaye wahi pa ley raushni
Main ne to dil jala ke sar e raah rakh diya
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#172

Hii f 19 ..
Frnds wnt to ask smthng .. Boys kbhi ek girl ke sath ni reh skte kya ?? Girls chahe kitna bhi pyar kr le.. Wo ek jagah reh he nhi pate .. Y ?'!'?

# Anonymous
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Kon kon online hai....????? <3 <3 <3

A jao chat kreeee .... Like then comment ????
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