Do Dil Ek Jaan 20th June 2013

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Girl:"hamare relation ko 3 saal ho chuke hai
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Boy:"haa ji.. aur 3 saal tak tumhara intejaar bhi kiya to total 6 saal ho gye
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girl:"chalo apni frndshp k pehle ki
bate muje yaad dilao jo mere dil ko
chu jaye
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boy:"ohho...kya yaad dilau jaan
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girl:"bus kuch is tarah se batana k
tumhari baate hmesha yaad rahe..
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Boy:"chalo thik hai to suno...
"har ek pal har ek lamha yaad hai!
4 ghanto tak khidki me beth kar
tera intejaar krna yaad hai!!
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jab aayi thi tum mere ghar pani
lene!
wo 8th class ki masum si ladki yaad hai!!
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har roj tumhe palat kar dekhna yaad hai!
school aate waqt tumara muje dekh
kar sharmana yaad hai!!
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8 april ko mujhe dekh muskurayi thi tum!
dil cheer dene wali wo tumari hasi
yaad hai!!
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red top me tumara dance krna yaad
hai!
roshni k beech mera bina palake
jhapkaye tujhe dekhna yaad hai!!
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5 june or shrut panchmi ki thi wo
shaam!
meri jindgi ki sbse behtarin wo shaam yaad hai!!
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27 october ki wo diwali yaad hai!
white dress pehan kar tera shop pe
bethna yaad hai!!
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sare dosto ko chodkar me wahi
khada raha!
wahi rehkar tujhe dekhna yaad hai!!
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15th feb.ko tujhe dekhna yaad hai!
16th feb.ko julus me sath chalna
yaad hai!!
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17th feb.socha ab tujhe na dekhunga kabhi!
18th feb.ko tera mujhe purpose krna yaad hai"!!
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Girl:"(wid tears) wow kya baat hain jaan..
tumhe to sab kuch yaad hai..
bus ek baar ye b yad dila do k mene tmhe purpose karte waqt kya kaha tha plz
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Boy:"ok tera mujhe rok kar purpose karna yaad hai!
meri dhadkano ka tez ho jana yaad
hai!!
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tumne kaha Excuse me tumse kuch kehna hai!
or fir tmhara ekdum se chup ho
jana yaad hai!
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na tum aage kuch bol payi na mai kuch keh paya!
bus aankho hi
aankho me ek dusre ko sweekar kar lena yaad hai..
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Dost dil se ki jati hai or ishq ankho-ankho me hota hai,
dushmani khatam kisi ek ki mout se hoti hai,
or sachi mohabbat ka ant do jism ek jaan ki mout se hota hai.
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QUOTES OF HAZRAT ALI RADIALLAH TA'ALA
ANHU:
Aqalmand Apne Apko Nicha Karke Bulandi Hasil
Karta He & Naadaan Apne Apko Badhakar Zillat
Uthata He
Us Chirag Ki Tarah Bano, Jo Gareeb Ki Jhonpadi
Me Bhi Utni Hi Roshni Deta Hai Jitni Roshni Ek
Baadshah Ke Mahal Me Deta Hai.
Us Waqt Tak Koi Faisla Na Karo Jab Tak
Tumharre Khoon Ki Gardish Aor Dil Ke Dharkan
Pursakuun Na ho Jaye
Insan Ka Apne Dushman Se INTEQAM Ka Sab Se
Accha Tarika Ye Hai Ki Wo Apni Khubiyo Me
Izafa Kare.
Dushmano Ke Darmiyan Aise Raho Jaise 1 Zaban
32 Daanto Ke Darmiyan Rahti Hai, Milti Sabse
Hai Dabti Kisi Se Nahi
Sharam ki Kashish Husan se ziyada hoti hy.
Rona Dil ko roshan krta hai.
Olaad k liye jo b cheez ghar lao pehle Larrki ko
Do phir Larky ko.
Dunya mai subsy khatarnak GHUSSA Jawani ka
hai.
KHUBSURTI Ki Kami Ko AKHLAQ Pura Kar Sakta
Hai, Magar AKHLAQ
Ki Kami Ko KHUBSURTI Pura Nahi Kar Sakti.
Mohabbat Sab Se Karo Lekin Us Se Aur Bhi
Zyada Karo Jiske Dil Me Tumhare Liye Tumse Bhi
Zyada Mohabbat Hai
Jisko TUM Se Sachchi Mohabbat Hogi Wo Tum
Ko FUZOOL AUR NAA JAIZ Chizon Se Rokega.
Jahan Sachaai Aur Khuloos Nazar Aaye Wahan
DOSTI Karo, Warna Tumhari Tanhaayi Hi
Tumhara Behtareen Saathi Hai.
Agar Tum Pahaar Se Girey To Ye Tere Liye Itna
Nuqsan-Deh Nahi, Jitna Ke Tu Kisi Ki NAZRON Se
Gir Jaye.
Agar Duniya Bahetreen Jagah Hoti to Yahan Koi
Rota Hua Paida Na Hota.
Tamam Nekiya 3 (Teen) Chizo Me
Jama Kardi Gayi Hai
(1) Nikah
(2) Khamoshi
(3) Guftagu
Us Shaks Se Dosti Mat Karo Jo Apni Maa Se
Unchi Awaz Me Baat Karte Hai, Kyu Ki
Jo Apni Maa Ki Izzat Nahi Karta,Wo Dost Ki Izzat
Kaise Karega
Jab DUSHMAN Par Tumko QABU HASIL Ho To Us
Par QABU Pane Ka SHUKRIYA Ye Hai K Uske
QUSUR (Galti) Ko MAAF Kar Do.
"Apne Kisi Bhi Maamle Me Salah (Mashwara) Aise
Logo Se Liya Karo
Jinke Dilo Me ALLAH TA'ALA Ka Khauf Ho"
Rahmat -e-ilahi Ko Paane Wali Behtareen Cheez
Ye Hai K Apne Dil Me Tamam Insano K Liye
Humdard Aur Meharban Rahe
DAULAT MANDI KI MASTI SE KHUDA KI PANAAH
MANGO YE EK AISI LAMBI MASTI HAI KE US SE
BAHOT DER SE HOSH AATA HAI
Neki Karo Aur Shar (Takleef) K Liye Tayyar Raho
Phir Bhi Tumhe Neki Hi Karna Hai Kyu K Neki Ka
Sila Sirf ALLAH Dene Wala Hai
"BAKHEEL (KANJUS) KA MAAL PATTHAR KI TARAH
BEKAAR HAI"
"Mohabbat Sab Se Karo Lekin Us Se Aur Bhi
Zyada Karo Jiske Dil Me Tumhare Liye Tumse Bhi
Zyada Mohabbat Hai"
BARISH KA KATRA SEEP AUR SAAP DONE HI K
MUNH ME GIRTA HAI LEKIN SEEP US-E MOTI
AUR SAAP US-E ZEHER BANA DETA HAI
JISKI JAISI ZARF WAISE USKI TAKHLIQ.
AGAR TUM US-E NA PA SAKO JISE TUM CHAHTE
HO TO US-E ZAROOR PA LENA JO TUMHE
CHAHTA HAI KYU K CHAHNE SE CHAHE JANA KA
EHSAAS JYADA KHUBSURAT HOTA HAI
Aye Insaan, Tu Apni Pasand Me Khuda Ki Pasand
Ko Bhul Gaya
Agar Khuda Ki Pasand Par Amal Kare To Teri
Pasand Bhi Tuje Mil Jaye.
Kamyabi Hoslo se Milti hai,
Aur Hosle Dosto se Milte hai,
Aur Dost Muqaddaro se Milte hai,
Aur Muqaddar Insan Khud Banata hai
Insaan Ka Nuqsaan, Maal Aur Jaan Ka Chalay
Jana Nahi, Insan Ka Sab Se Bara Nuqsaan Kisi Ki
Nazar Se Gir Jana Hai.
Dost K Saath Kabhi Bhi Aisi Laraai Mat Karna K
Laraai Jeet Jao Or Apne Behtreen Dost Ko Haar
Jao
"IKHTIYAAR, TAAQAT aur DOULAT"
Yeh
Aisi Cheezein hain Jin ke milne se log
badaltey nahin BE'NAQAAB hote hain.
Agar Tum Badla Lena Chahte Ho,
To Aisa Badla Lo Ki SaamneWala Zindagi Bhar
Yaad Rakhe,
Aur Aisa BADLA "MAAF" Kar Dena Hai.
Keep ur thoughts more clean than pure water as
water drops make river. In the same way,
thoughts make character&faith.
Pareshaani Tazkara kartay Rehnay Sai Barrh jaati
hai, Khamosh Honay sy Kam ho jati hai, Sabar
karnay sy Khatam ho jati hai, Aur Shukkar
karnay sy Khushi mein Badal jaati hai.
Dost Ho Ya Parinda, Usko Azaad Chhor Do. Agar
Laut Kar Aaya
To Wo Tumhara Hy Agar Nahi Aaya
To Kabhi Tumhara Tha Hi Nahi.
Agar Tumhen Ek Doosray Ki Niyyaton Ka ilam
Hota To Tum Ek Doosray Ko Dafan Bhi Na
Kartay.
Kisi ka Dil na Dukhao kyun k tum b Dil rakhte
ho.
Gufftogo Chaandi hai or Khamoshii SONA.
Tumhara apny Bhai se Milty waqt Muskura dena
bhi SADQA hai.
Agar Tu kisi k Saat Ahsaan karay to Makhfi Rakh
Aur jab teray saat koi aur Ahsaan karay to us ko
Zahir kr.
Jhoot bol kar jeet jane sy behtar hy KE such bol
kar haar jao.
Dil me burai rakhne sy behtr hai narazgi zahir
kar do.
Garib Wo Hai Jis Ka Koi Dost Na Ho.
Apni Zuban Ki Tezi Us (MAA-BAAP) Par Mat
Aazmao jis Ne Tumhe Bolna Sikhaya
Hamesha Apni Chhotti Chhotti Galtiyon Se
Bachne Ki Koshish Karo!
Kyun Ki Insan Paharon Se Nahi Chhote Pathron
Se Thokar Khata Hy.
Agar RizQ AQal-o-Danish Se Milta.Tou Jaanwar,
Be-Wa-Qoof Zinda Hi Na Rehte.
Tum Achha Karo Aur Zamana Tumhe Bura Samje
Ye Tumhare HAQ Me Behtar Hai Bajaye Iske K
Tum Behtar Karo Aur Zamana Tumhe Behtar
Samje.
AQALMAND Insan Wo Hai Jo Apne HAQ Se KAAM
Lene Par RAZI Rahe
Aur DUSRO Ko Unke HAQ Se Zyada Dene K Liye
Taiyar Rahe.
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#3234

Hi.i m a student of ism,dhanbad...main iit me 5000 rank laya tha....maine yahan aake mehsus kiya Ki mujhe ek ladki se pyar ho gaya hai..mujhe aisa lagta tha ki wo bhi mujhe like karti hai...sab kuch shi chal rha tha.,hamare beech baatein bhi shuru ho gayi thi ..main usko apni Sari feelings batane hi wala tha ki uske pehle mere sath ek bahut bada hadsha hogaya...,..main ek baar durgapuja ke tym doston ke sath lacchipur(red light area) se aa rha tha .,..maine waha koi galat kaam nai kiya tha .,sex mere doston ne kiya tha...lekin sweta ko kisi ne ye bata ki main bhi is case me envolved hu...mere sare doston ne bhi mujhe phasa diya...main apne teachers ke samne bhi najar nahi mila pata tha..kuch dino Baad mainne sweta ko samjhane ki kosis ki phir Bhi wo nhi mani
#ism,dhanbad
#Male
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Khud ko is dil main basanay ki ijazat day do,
Mujh ko tum apna bananay ki ijazat day do,
Tum meri zindagi ka ek haseen lamha ho,
Pholon say khud ko sajanay ki ijazat day do,
Mein kitna chahta hon kis tarah bataon tumhein,
Mujhey yeh batanay ki ijazat day do,
Tumhari raat si zulfon mein chandsa chahra,
Yeh jaan tum phir lutanay ki ijazatday do,
Nahin shoq Farhan ko bhool ka magar,
Mujhey yeh duniya bhool janay ki ijazat day do. Prince !F!
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Chat post is ready
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sb log ib ki duniya se bahar aao and chat karke new frndz bnao
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boys n girks
cm fast
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note: abusing is hardly ban
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sb btao
sbka aj ka din kesa tha?
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Na Ishq,
Na Pyaar,
Na Mohabbat Yaaro,
Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan
Mat Do Yaaro,
Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro..
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Na Chandramukhi,
Na Paaro
Jo Dikhe Usi pe dil de maro.. Aur jo chali jaye use tata bye bye karo. :-D
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is k baad kya karega ragu antra k saath dekhne k liye dekho do dil ek jaan
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#3233

"Yes...their are so many embarrasing moments in my lyf...kaun kaun se btau????wht is ma fault if i was born abnormal???wht is ma fault if i have stammerng problem????
From last 19yrs i have 2 suffer from so many social bullyng,by my classmate,kids,old ages person..n yeah by doctor too...
Wanna to knw my biggest embarrasing moment....when some 1 says '' dekh woh kana ja raha h''(my 70%eye were damaged ) by birth...whn ma classmates make ma fun on ma stammerng problem...now i have move on frm all this..but i still feel embarrasing when i go to somewhere n stare me lyk i m alien!!PIZZ GUYS STOP BULLYING...bcoz u dont knw frm which phase he going through....for u its a fun for 5min..but for d victim..u can't even imagine!!!
#male 19
#mnnit
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#India
#Male
#Admin_taunt : Don't give a Damm to wot pl think of you .....
just do what you want to do !!
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..dosto..
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kya kr rhe ho sabi?
ANGEL
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Thoda naughty ho jaaeyein....!!

Game bahot simple hai..!!

Sabko bus apne se pehle jisne comment kiya hai uska naam ek movie ke sath likhna hai..!!

______ ke ghar me _____

Eg...
Karan ke ghar me hum dil de chuke sanam...!!
Amit ke ghar me rab ne bana di jodi..!!

Dekhte hai kis kis ke ghar me kya hai

Abuse n false language = BAN ...!!

!! START !! :D
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#896 I am 20 yr guy.....i luv a girl and she's too on this page...i saw her profile and when i saw her pic i got crazy for her......i dont know much about her but often we talk to each other on posts of this page...she check this page daily and comments regularly on the posts....i had sent her frnd request once but she didn't accepted it.....so frndz plz suggest me how to talk to her and say that i love her <3<3
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Grls plz aa jao na bore feel ho rha h :-(

chat time <3 <3 <3
chating :) ;) ;)

ЀV~~~
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Mandir k pujari ko loose motion ho gya..

medicine lene samay pujari ne dctr ko poocha. "ANY PRECAUTIONS? "Dctr said,

"SHANKH zor se mat bajaana"
:D :D :D

Yo Gesh
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Ro Ro Kar Unhone Kaha
Mujhe Nafrat Hai Tumse ...

Magar, ek sawal aaj bhi pareshan kiye huye hai ...

Ki Agar Nafrat Hi Thi To Phir Wo Itna Roye Kyu....
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Jo ghar se door hotay hein
Bohat majboor hotay hein
Kabhi baghon mein sotay hein
Kabhi chup chup k rotay hein
Gharron ko yad kartay hein
To phir faryad kartay hein
Magar jo bay sahara hon
Gharon se bay kinara hon
Inhein ghar koun daita hai
Yeh khatra koun laita hai
Badi mushkil se ek kamrah
Jahan kooi na ho rehta
Nagar se paar milta hai
Bohat be-kaar milta hai
To phir do teen hum jai-se
Milla laitai hain sab paise
Aur appas mian yeh kehtay hain
Keh mil jul ker hi rehtay hain
Koi khana banaie ga
Koi jharoo lagai ga
Koi dhoye ga sab kapray
To reh lain ge barray sukh se
Magar garmi bharee raatein
Tapish alaou sougaatein
Aur ooper se ajjab kamrah
Ghuttan aur habs ka pehra
Thakan se choor hotay hain
Sukoon se door hotay hain
Bohat jee chaahta hai tab
Ke maan ko bhaij de ya Rab
Jo apni goad main le ker
Hamain thandi hawaa dai
Sula dai neend kuch aysie
Ke toote phir na ik pal bhi
Magar kuch bhi naheen hota
To kar letay hain samjhota
Koi dil main bilakta hai
Koi pehron sulagta hai
Jab apna kaam ker ke hum
Palat-te hain to ankhain num
Makkaan veeran milta hai
Bohat be-jaan milta hai
Khushi maa’doom rehti hai
Faza maghmoom rehti hai
Barraiy ranjoor kion na hon
Barraiy majboor kion na hon
Awaa’il main maheene ke
Sab apne khoon paseene ke
Jo paise jor laite hain
Gharon ko bheij dete hain
Aur apne khat main likhte hain
Hum apna dhyan rakhtay hain
Barri khush-bakht gharryan hain
Yahan khushiaan he khushiaan hain
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¤ Zaroor Padhein ¤~
Qayamat ki 72 Nishaniya
Hazrat Huzaifa (RadiALLAHU Ta'ala Anhu) se
Riwayat he k Huzure Akram ( ﻪﻴﻠﻋ ﻪﻠﻟﺍ ﻞﻠﺻ
ﻢﻠﺳﻭ ) ne Irshad
farmaya ke QAYAMAT k Qareeb 72 Bate pesh
Aaegi.
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Woh Nishaniya niche pesh ki jati he
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1. Log NAMAZE Garat karne (chhodne)
lagenge. (Yani NAMAZO ka Ehtimam Rukhsat
ho jaega.)
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2. Amanat Zae Karne lagenge. Yani jo Amanat
un k Pas rakhi jaegi us me khayanat karne
lagenge.
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3. Sood (Wyaj,Intrest) khaya jaega.
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4. Jhoot ko Halal samjne lagenge. (yani jhoot
1 fan (hunar) ban jaega. k kon kitni sifat se
jhoot bol leta he)
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5. Mamuli mamuli bato par khun rezi karne
lgenge. Zara si bat pa dusre ki jaan le lenge.
.
6. Unchi-Unchi (Lambi, Tall) Imarate
(buildeng) banaenge.
.
7. ILAM bech kar log Dunay jama karenge.
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8. Qata Rahmee Yani Rishte daro se bad-
suluki hogi.
9. Insaf naayab ho jaega.(Yani Insaaf mushkil
se mil sakega)
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10. Jhoot sach ban jaega.
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11. Resham ka libas pehna jaega. (Yad rahe k
Resham ka libas pehnna Mard k liye JAIZ nahi
he)
.12. Zulam aam ho jaega.
.
13. Talaq ki kasrat hogi. (Yani khub TALAQ di
jaegi.) Yad rahe k Talaq dena halal or Jaiz
kamo me sab se na pasandida kam he
.
14. Nagahani Maut aam ho jaegi. yani aisi
maut aam ho jae gi jis ka pehle se pata na
hoga. balki achanak pata chalega k falana abhi
zinda theek thak tha or ab mar gaya.
15. KHAYANAT karne wale ko AMEEN (Amanat
Dar) samja jaega. Yani jo Amanat me
khayanat karta hoga. log usi par bharosa
karne lagenge.
16. AmanatDar ko khain (khayanat karne
wala) samja jaega. yani AMANATDAR par
Tohmat (ILZAM) lagai jaegi k ye Amanat me
khayanat karnewala he.
17. Jhoote ko Sach-cha samja jaega.
18. Sach-che ko Jhoota samja jaega.
19. Tohmatdarazi (ILZAM lagana) aam ho
jaegi. Yani log Ek-Dusre par Jhooti Tohmate
lagaenge.
20. Barish k bawajud Garmee hogi.
21. Log Awlad ki khwahish karne k bajae
Awlad se karahat karne lagenge.
Aaj dekh le k Khandani Mansuba bandi (BIRTH
CONTROL) ho rahi he. or ye nara lagaya jata
he k "Bach-che Do hi achhe."
22. Kameeno k Thath honge. Yani KAMEENE
log bade Thath se aish or ishrat k sath zindagi
guzarenge.
23. SHAREEFO ki Naak me Dam aa jaega. yani
Shareef log apni sharafat ko le kar bethenge to
Dunya se kat jaege.
24. Ameer or Wazeer Jhoot k aadi ban jaege.
Yani sarbarahe hukumat (hukumat wale bat
bat par jhoot bolenge.
25. Ameen khayanat karne lagenge. Yani jis k
pas amanat rakhi jaegi woh us amanat me
khayanat karne lage ga.
26. Sardar Zulam pehsa honge. yani qaum k
sardar (Bade log) zulam karne wale honge.
27. Aalim or Qari badkar honge. Yani Aalim
bhi he or Quran ki Tilawat bhi karte he Magar
BADKAR he.(ALLAH KI PANAH)
28. Log janwaro ki khalo ka libas pehanne
lagenge.
29. Dil Murdar se zyada badbudar honge.
30. Dil Elwe se zyada kadwe honge.
31. Sona (GOLD) aam ho jaega. (Jaisa aaj kal
he.)
32. Chandi ki mang hogi. (Jaisa aaj kal he)
33. Gunah zyada honge. (yani log khub
Gunaho me mubtala honge.)
34. Aman (Shanti, chain, Sukun) kam ho
jaega.
35. Quran e Kareem k Nuskho ko Aarasta kiya
jaega. or us par Naqsh o Nigar (Desigen)
banaya jaega.
36. Masjido me Naqsh o Nigar kiya jaega.
Yani khubsurat Desigens wali masjide hongi.
37. Unche Unche Minar banege. (Jaisa aaj
ham dekh rahe he.)
38. lekin ( Masjido, Quran ko zinat wala
banane k ba wajud) Dil wiran honge.
39. Sharab pee jaegi. yani sharab aam ho
jaegi.
40. Shariat ki Sazae (Islamic Law) jaise (Zina,
Chori, Bohtan, Khun etc.) ko khatam kiya
jaega.
41. Beti ma par Hukumat karegi. or us k sath
aisa suluk karegi jaise aaqa apni kaneez k
sath suluk karta he.
42. Gair muhazzab log badshah banege. yani
jo log nasab or Akhlaq k etibar se kameene or
neeche darje k samje jate he wo hukumat
karne lagenge.
43. Tijarat me Aurat Mard k sath shirkat
karegi. jaise Aaj kal ho raha he k Aurate
zindagi k har kam me mardo k shana ba shana
chalne ki koshish kar rahi he
44. Mard Aurat ki naqal karenge,
45. Aurte Mardo ki naqal karenge.Aaj dekh le
faishan ne ye halat kar di he k dur se dekho to
pata lagana mushkil hota he k ye mard he ya
Aurat ?
46. Gairullah ki Qasme khai jaegi.Qasam sirf
Allah ki ya us ki Sifat ki kha sakte he. magar
log or chizo ki qasam khaenge (tere sar ki, bap
ki, Gause pak ki, Maula Ali ki
47. Musalman bhi bagair kahe jhooti Gawahi
dene ko Taiyar ho jaenge.(or log to karte hi
honge. magar Musalman bhi jhooti Gawahi
dene ko Taiyar ho jaenge)
48. Sirf Jaan pehchan k logo ko salam kiya
jaega.(Raste un logo se salam nahi kiya jaega
jin se jan pehcan nahi he.agar jan pehchan he
to salam kar lenge.)
49. Deen ka ILAM Dunya k liye padha jaega.
50. Aakhirat k naam se Dunya kamai jaegi.
51. Maal-e-Ganeemat ko Zaati maal samja
jaega.
52. Amanat ko Loont ka maal samja jaega.
Yaani agar kisi ne Amanat rakhwadi to
samjenge k ye Loont ka maal hasil ho gaya.
53. ZAKAT ko Jurmana (TAX) samja jaega.
54. Sab se Razeel (kameena) Aadmi Qaum ka
leedar or Qaid ban jaega.yani jo shakhs sab se
zyada bad khaslat hoga us ko Qaum k log
apna qaeed or Hero bana lenge.
55. Aadmee apne baap ki Na farmani karega.
56. Aadmee apni Maa se bad Suluki karega.
(bure Akhlaq se pesh Aaega)
57. Dost Dost ko (Bila zizak) Nuqsan
pahochaega.
58. Shohar biwi ki itaat karega. (Biwi ki Baat
man kar chalega)
59. Badkaro ki Aawaze masjido me Buland
hongi.
60. Gaane wali Aurato ki Izzat ki jaegi. Yani jo
gane-bajane ka kaam karne wali he un ko
buland martaba diya jaega.
61. Gaane bajae or mosiqi k Saman ko hifazat
se Rakha jaega.
62. Aam Rasto par Sharab pee jaegi.
63. Zulam karne ko Fakhr samja jaega.
( Achha kam samja jaega.)
64. Insaf bikne lagega. Yaani Adalato (CAURT)
me insaf farokht hoga. log paise dekar us ko
kharidenge.
65. Police walo ki kasrat hogi. (Police wale
bahot zyada hogne. jaise k aaj kal he.)
66. Qurane kareem ko Nagma (Gaane) ka
zariya banaya jaega. (Quran ko Sawab hasil
karne k liye nahi padha jaega.)
67. Darindo (Fadkhanewale janwar) ki khal ka
istiamal kiya jaega.
68. Ummat k Aakhri log apne se pehle logo par
l'an-t'an karenge. Yani un par Tanqeed
karenge or un par etemad nahi karenge.
69. Ya to tum par surkh Aandhiya Aaegi
70. Ya zalzale Aaenge.
71. Ya logo ki Surate badal jaegi.(Hadees ka
mafhum he k Raat ko log Gaane Baaje me
lagenge or Subah un ki surate bandar or
Suwwar jaisi ho jaegi.
72. Ya Aasman se Patthar barse ya Allah ki
taraf se koi or Azab aajae.
(ALLAH ki Panah)
-Durre Mansur 6:52
Wallahu-Aalam-wa-Rasool-hu-Alam
( ﻞﺟﻭﺰﻋ wa
( ﻢﻠﺳﻭ ﻪﻴﻠﻋ ﻪﻠﻟﺍ ﻞﻠﺻ
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1.
Dr.:- Aapke 3 daant kaise tut
gaye..?
Sardar:- Ji wo wife ne kadak roti banai thi.
Dr.:- To khane se mana kar dete.
Sardar:- Ji wo hi to kiya tha...

2.
Sardar got an sms from his
Girlfriend written as "I Miss You".
Sardar ne apna dimag laga ke 2 ghante baad reply bheja "I Mr.You".

3.
Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:- Aapne pehchana mujhe ko.
Ladki:- Nahi aap koun ho..?
Sardar:- Main wahi hu jisko aapne
parso bhi nahi pehchana tha.

4. Sardar math ke paper me dance kar raha tha.
Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Yaar mere sir ne kaha tha ke her step ke no. hote h.

5.
Sardar Bill gates se:- Tum pagal ho.
Bill:- Why..?
Sardar:- Tumhara surname Gates h aur business tum Windows ka karte ho.

6.
Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:-
Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke batao.
Sardar sent msg. to her:- Nahi bata sakta msg. free nahi h.

7.
1 Sardar ne apni car ke niche kutte
ko leta hua dekha to kutte ko 1 dum se kheecha aur kha:- Bhar nikal bada aaya mechanical engineer banne.

8.
1 Sardar ke ghar chor aa gya.
Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga sardar uske piche bhaga aur bhagte-2 chor se bhi aage nikal gya or bola:- 1 to chori uper se humse race.

9.
Sardar ki G.F. romantic mood me:-
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi h, aa jao.
Sardar:- Pagal tu mere ghar aaja,
yahan hum saare h, tera dil lag jayga.

10.
Sardar office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening.
Sardar gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga.

11.
Sardar kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaya ladki ke maa baap bole humari beti abhi padh rahi h.
Sardar:- Koi baat nahi hum 1
ghante baad aa jayenge.

12.
Sardar ne 1 number dial kiya 1
ladki ne received. Sardar:- Hello kaun.
Girl:- Main Seeta.
Sardar:- O yaar ye to ayodhya lag gaya. Sorry Maate.

14.
Public toilet me likha tha "Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha hai" Sardar niche likh ke aaya "Bas dho ke jaa raha hu".

15.
Sardar ki beti:- Papa kal aapke ghar se 1 member kam ho jaega.
Next day sardar ki beti bhag jati h.
Sardar:- Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per thi wo jyotish.

16.
Sardar:- Express kitne baje h.
T.T:- 1 baje.
Sardar:- Local.
T.T:- 9 bje.
Sardar:- Aur maal gadi.
T.T:- 12 baje, Abe tuze jana kaha h.
Sardar:- Patri pe Potty karne.

17.
Sardar ke truck pe likha tha
"Chhotta Parivar, Sukhi Parivar"
msg. from "Rinku, Golu, Monu,
Ramu, Shamu, Sohan, Mohan, Tilu, Pinky de papa di gaddi".

18.
Teacher:- Batao sacha desh bhagt kaun hota h.
Sardar:- Jo enlish toilet seat par bhi Indian style me baithta ho.

19.
1 Bar sardar Rs. jama karne gya.
Officer:- Ye note fata hua h, dusra do.
Sardar:- Main apne A/c me jama kar rha hu, fata karu ya naya, Tujhe kya matlab h be.

20.
Sardar air hostess se:- Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti h. Air hostess ne zordar thappad santa ke muh pe mara.
Sardar:- Kamal h. Aadat bhi wahi h.

21.
Sardar ne evrest pe dekha waha pe 1 baba gutka ragad raha tha.
Sardar:- Baba ye kya h.
Baba:- Masala.
Sardar:- Oh to Evrest masala aap hi banate ho.

22.
Pagal:- Tum muslim ho.
Sardar:- Nahi, main sardar hu.
Pagal:- Nahi, tum muslim ho.
Sardar (gusse me):- Haan, main muslim hu.
Pagal:- Lagte to sardar ho.

23.
Sardar (Police station ja kar kahta h):- Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rhi h.
Inspector:- Koun de rha h.
Sardar:- BSNL wale, kehte h bill nahi bhara to kaat denge.

25.
Sardar ka sir phat gya.
Dr.:- Ye kaise hua.?
Sardar:- Main chappal se pathar tod raha tha. Mujhe 1 aadmi ne bola "Kabhi khopdi" ka istemal bhi kar liya kar.

26.
Sardar ko ek party ka invitation mila jisme likha tha only pink tie.
Sardar wahan gaya to usne dekha ke logo ne pant shirt bhi pehni thi...
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#4007

Hello inder ji, aj main thdi pic dkhi,main pehli var dkhea..u knw wht.. Mainu jive lagda c tusi sohne nae hovoge ya patle jahe hovoge,bt realy tusi bht sohne o,u hav ur own personality,i like ur pic...plz dnt mentn my name.

# ah ki :o
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hum alone kiski galti se huye.....?
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pls tru lovrs must read dis
story.......... ............... ......

Ek ladka our ladki
ek dusre se bahut pyar
karte the..
Wo hamesha ek
saath jeene marne
ki kasme khaya karte the..
Par wo ladki hindu
thi aur ladka
muslim tha..
Ladki janti thi ke uske
mumma papa kabhi unke pyar ko
kabul nahi
karenge..Isliye usne us ladke se baat
kar ke
us
ko bhul jane ko
kaha..
Ladke ne usko bahut
samjhane ki koshish
ki par wo ladki
nahi maani..Wo apne dil pe
patthar rakh ke us
ladke
se alag ho gayi.. Par usko bhul jana
us ladki ke bas me nahi
tha..Kyuki wo usko
apni jaan se bhi
jyada
pyar krti thi.. Par wo majbur thi kyuki
hindu thi aur wo
ladka
muslim..Aise hi kuch
mahine beet gaye
par ek din,
Achanak wo ladka
us ladki ke ghar aaya
aur usko bola ki,
tum mujhe bhul gayi,
par jaan mai tumhe bhula nahi
paya..
Please ye
letter padho..
Ladki ne wo letter
hath me lete hue
usko kaha ki, Jaan Kya mai tumhe
ek baar hug kar
sakti hoo ?
Please (aur uski
aankho me
aasu aa gaye) Ladka
muskurate hue
bola ki kyu nahi..
Ladki ne usko rote
rote gale lagaya
aur wo boli ke please jaan muje maaf
kar do
I
LOVE U :*
Ladka muskurate
hue usko bola
I LOVE U 2 :*
and bye
mujhe der ho
rahi hai
take care..
Aur wo waha se chala gaya..Us ladki
ne wo
letter khola aur
padhne
lagi..
Usme likha tha,
"Jaan main tumhe pagal jaise
miss
karta hoo,
Kal mujhe mare hue
pura ek saal ho
jayega, please meri kabar pe
phool dalne aa jana..
I Love You My Sweet
heartLadki ye sab padh
ke
rone lagi :'( Wo puri raat so
nahi payi..
Agle din
wo
uske kabar pe phool dal ke
kabristan se rote rote bahar aayi..
Usko apne aap pe
bahut pachtawa
aa raha tha,
usko lag raha tha
ke uske wajah se us ladke ki jaan
gayi..
Kaash wo us waqt
us ladke se
break up
na karti,
to aaj uska pyar zinda hota..
Ye sochte sochte
wo ladki nadi
(river)
ke paas ja rahi
thi, ke tabhi usko wo ladka
wapas
muskurate hue
dikha..
Wo ladki paglo ke
jaise uske paas roti roti bhaagi,
Aur uska hath
pakadti hai..
Aas paas ke log us
ladki ko dekh ke
chillane lage, par us ladki ne
piche mud ke
dekha hi nahi..
Wo to us ladke ke
aankho me kho
chuki thi aur log chilla chilla ke
keh rahe the
are roko koi is ladki ko,
pani bahut tez hai
ye doob ke mar
jayegi.. Shayad kuch
mohabbatein aisi bhi
hoti hai .... :( :'(
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part 1:
http://www.desi-tashan.com/pw/840001-20th-june-2013-do-dil-ek-jaan-part1/

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1.
Dr.:- Aapke 3 daant kaise tut
gaye..?
Sardar:- Ji wo wife ne kadak roti banai thi.
Dr.:- To khane se mana kar dete.
Sardar:- Ji wo hi to kiya tha...

2.
Sardar got an sms from his
Girlfriend written as "I Miss You".
Sardar ne apna dimag laga ke 2 ghante baad reply bheja"I Mr.You".

3.
Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:- Aapne pehchana mujhe ko. Ladki:- Nahi aap koun ho..?
Sardar:- Main wahi hu jisko aapne
parso bhi nahi pehchana tha.

4. Sardar math ke paper me dance kar raha tha.
Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Yaar mere sir ne kaha tha ke her step ke no. hote h.

5.
Sardar Bill gates se:- Tum pagal ho.
Bill:- Why..?
Sardar:- Tumhara surname Gates h aur business tum Windows ka karte ho.

6.
Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:-
Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke batao.
Sardar sent msg. to her:- Nahi bata sakta msg. free nahi h.

7.
1 Sardar ne apni car ke nichekutte
ko leta hua dekha to kutte ko1 dum se kheecha aur kha:- Bhar nikal bada aaya mechanical engineer banne.

8.
1 Sardar ke ghar chor aa gya.
Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga sardar uske piche bhaga aur bhagte-2 chor se bhi aage nikal gya or bola:- 1to chori uper se humse race.

9.
Sardar ki G.F. romantic mood me:-
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi h, aa jao.
Sardar:- Pagal tu mere ghar aaja,
yahan hum saare h, tera dil lag jayga.

10.
Sardar office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u inthe evening. Sardar gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga.

11.
Sardar kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaya ladki ke maa baap bole humari beti abhi padh rahi h. Sardar:- Koibaat nahi hum 1
ghante baad aa jayenge.

12.
Sardar ne 1 number dial kiya 1
ladki ne received. Sardar:- Hello kaun.
Girl:- Main Seeta.
Sardar:- O yaar ye to ayodhya lag gaya. Sorry Maate.

14.
Public toilet me likha tha "Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha hai" Sardar niche likh ke aaya "Bas dho ke jaa raha hu".

15.
Sardar ki beti:- Papa kal aapke ghar se 1 member kamho jaega.
Next day sardar ki beti bhagjati h.
Sardar:- Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per thi wo jyotish.

16.
Sardar:- Express kitne baje h.
T.T:- 1 baje.
Sardar:- Local.
T.T:- 9 bje.
Sardar:- Aur maal gadi.
T.T:- 12 baje, Abe tuze jana kaha h.
Sardar:- Patri pe Potty karne.

17.
Sardar ke truck pe likha tha
"Chhotta Parivar, Sukhi Parivar"
msg. from "Rinku, Golu, Monu,
Ramu, Shamu, Sohan, Mohan, Tilu, Pinky de papa di gaddi".

18.
Teacher:- Batao sacha desh bhagt kaun hota h.
Sardar:- Jo enlish toilet seat par bhi Indian style me baithta ho.

19.
1 Bar sardar Rs. jama karne gya.
Officer:- Ye note fata hua h, dusra do.
Sardar:- Main apne A/c me jama kar rha hu, fata karu ya naya, Tujhe kya matlab h be.

20.
Sardar air hostess se:- Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti h. Air hostess ne zordar thappad santa ke muhpe mara. Sardar:- Kamal h. Aadat bhi wahi h.

21.
Sardar ne evrest pe dekha waha pe 1 baba gutka ragad raha tha. Sardar:- Baba ye kya h.
Baba:- Masala.
Sardar:- Oh to Evrest masalaaap hi banate ho.

22.
Pagal:- Tum muslim ho.
Sardar:- Nahi, main sardar hu.
Pagal:- Nahi, tum muslim ho.
Sardar (gusse me):- Haan, main muslim hu.
Pagal:- Lagte to sardar ho.

23.
Sardar (Police station ja kar kahta h):- Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rhi h. Inspector:- Koun de rhah.
Sardar:- BSNL wale, kehte h bill nahi bhara to kaat denge.

25.
Sardar ka sir phat gya.
Dr.:- Ye kaise hua.?
Sardar:- Main chappal se pathar tod raha tha. Mujhe 1 aadmi ne bola "Kabhi khopdi" ka istemal bhi kar liya kar.

26.
Sardar ko ek party ka invitation mila jisme likha tha only pink tie. Sardar wahan gaya to usne dekha ke logo ne pant shirt bhi pehni thi...
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Aa jao sb chat krte h

aj kuch tufani krte h

page owner rock dheeru
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I wanna confess that. Aj mujhe pata chal gaya h ki boys vs girls fight ka ultimate winner boys hi h. Ab apne kv dilkusha me hi dekh lo. Girls sari ek no. ki ch****a h!. Na akl h na samjh h. Koi teacher zara sa kuch keh de to rone lag jaengi. Math ka to kachda kar rakha h. Baat to samajh ni pati jaldi. Bas har event me badh chadhkar hissa lengi par ukhaad kuch ni payengi. Koi bi smart ladka dikh jae to saccha pyaar ho jaega par bataengi ksi ko ni n bad me dil tod k baith jaengi. Girls am sory par kv dikusha ki sbse ch***** hain :-P:-P:-@;->
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Girl to her friends - Mujhe tumhari help chahiye ..

Girl 1 - yaar me toh khud busy hu..

Girl 2 - Yaar mummy ne jaldi ghar bulaya hai

Girl 3 - kya tune meri help ki thi?

Boy to his Friends -- yaar ek panga ho gaya..:@

Boy 1 -- bol kitne bande bulaun:@

Boy 2 -- Kaat ke rakh denge saale ko

Boy 3 -- kiski itni himmat, apne bhai se panga kare Naam
bata sale ka !

Agree = hit Like :D
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Mumbai Local Trains...
🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋

SOME INTERESTING FACTS,
if you are a Mumbaikar.... then you will be sure
knowing these,

1.Mumbai Local Train whr a person thnk he won
battle..... If he gets a window seat in local.

2.u should be the bravest man on earth to catch a
Virar train to Borivali during peak hours

3.When we (Mumbaikars) are late for college/ office,
Whatever reason maybe, we always blame local
trains for delay. 󾰛

4.No space Still, people. while boarding the train
"arey! khali hai bhai, poora train khali hai" 󾌨

5.Getting in a empty-ish bogie of a mumbai train
during peak hours and asking, "Yeh First class hai
kya?"

6.awesome moment when in local trains you don’t hv 2 move towards the exit, you are simply pushed towards it by the crowd!

7.We don't believe that the train is gonna arrive until the time indicator displays "01 mins remaining"

8.When we are in a fully packed train, we always feel like sitting.But, when the train is vacant, we stand at the door! 😎

9.In Mumbai suburb there is a invisible station
between Borivali and Kandivali known as
“Thambevali”

10.Nobody remains “UNTOUCHED" once u enter Churchgate fast local.... 󾌲

11.Act Dead If Someone asks for your seat in
“MUMBAI LOCAL” 󾰴

12.No matter how thin or fat are the 3 persons
already sitting…someone still occupies the 4th seat in local.......

13.In every local train Journey u will find at least 1 person asking “ arre yeh platform kis taraf aayega??”

14.“Agla Station Andheri” puts everyone in the train
in ‘Ready to Fight’ mode!

15.If Borivali passenger enters in Virar
Train.............then its Inexcusable Crime!!

16.Only Mumbai local travelers know what is
“VideoCoach”......means the first class ladies coach
attached to gents compartment with a square cut in between..󾌫󾌫

17.U have d following set of Friends like: School
Friends, College friends, Building friends, Office
friends and yes, Train friends, a species unique only in Mumbai 󾌱

18.Train Timings (7.15,7.46 &.42, 8.31, 8.56, 9.01, 9.10,
9.27, 10.16) are really important events of life.

I Love mumbai ..
Mumbai local meri jaaan . . xU xQ!! <3
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Ssa aw ji mere saare yaar belian nu te ohna dian sahelian nu..
Yr meri saheli ik nikki jehi gal toh russ gyi.. Kudian da v russna watt te pya hunda.. Te mainu manauna ni aunda..
DEEP manja..

10.30 wajj gye ne Raat de Utto neend Bda rhi aw staa..
Deep Darlng fn chak lai reha kdo da mai numbr mila:D
NAUTORIOUS JATT...

# saheli bnauni saukhi aa kaka .... sambhni bahut aukhi aa lolz .... Jv Brar
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Kaun-kaun online h??

came guys........
lets chit-chat,

musk@n
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Doob Rahi Hain Saansein Magar Ye Ghumaan Baaqi Hai
Aaney Ka Kisi Shakhs Ke Abhi Imkaan Baaqi Hai

Mudat Hui Ek Shakhs Ko Bichrey Lekin
Aaj Tak Maire Dil Pe Ek Nishaan Baaqi Hai

Woh Sayibaan Chin Gaya To Koi Gham Nahin
Abhi To Maire Sar Pe Ye Aasmaan Baaqi Hai

Kashti Zara Kinarey Ke Kareeb Hi Rakhna
Biphri Hui Lehron Mein Abhi Toofaan Baaqi Hai

Ghamon Say Keh Do Ke Abhi Na Rakht-e-Safar Baandhein
Ke Abhi To Maire Jism Mein Kuch Aur Jaan Baaqi Hai

Jaa Chuke Gain Sab Log Khamosh Pari Hai Basti
Magar Kisi Aas Pe Ek Makeen-e-Makaan Baaqi Hai.
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Jo Online hai Comment mai ( Y ) enter kro and CHat karo
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Which Punjabi Singer Is FUKRA :P

<3 InDi JaSwal
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Ek Ladka Aur Ek Ladki Ek Dusre Se Bahut Pyar karte The…
Wo Humesha Ek Saath jeene Marne Ki kasme Khaya karte The….
Par Wo Ladki Hindu Thi Aur Ladka Muslim Tha…..
Ladki janti Thi Ki Uske Mummy Papa (Mom Dad) Kabhi Uske Pyar Ko Kabul Nahi Karengre….
Isliye Usne Us Ladke Se Baat Kar K Usko Bhul Jane Ko kaha….
Ladke Ne Usko Bahut Samjhane Ki Koshish Ki, Par Wo Ladki Nahi Mani..
Wo Apne Dil Par Pattar Rakh Kar Us Ladke Se Alag Ho Gayi…
Par Usko Bhul jana Uss ladki k bas Mai nahi Tha… Kyuki Wo Uss Ladke Ko Apni Jaan Se Bhi jayada Pyar Karti thi…
Par Wo majbur Thi Kyuki Wo Hindu Thi Aur Wo LadKa Muslim Tha…
Aise Hi Kuchh Mahine Beet Gaye…
Ek Din Achanak, Wo Ladka Us Ladki k Ghar Par Aaya Or Usko Bola Ki,
Tum Mujhe Bhul Gayi, Par Mai Tumko Nahi Bhula Paya…..
Please Ye Latter Padho….
Ladki Ne Wo Latter Hath Mai Lete Hue Us Ladke Ko Kaha Ki, Jaan Kya Main Tumko Hug Kar Sakti Hu….???
Please (aur uski Aankho Me Aasu Aa Gaye)
Ladka Muskurate Hue Bola Ki Kyu Nahi….
Ladki Ne Usko Rote Rote Gale Lagaya Aur Boli Ki Please Mujhe maaf kar Do….
I LOVE
YOU, Ladke Ne Mukurate Hue Usko Bola, I LOVe YOU TOO, Mujhe der Ho Rahi h Take care…
Aur Wo Ladka Waha Se Chala Gaya, Us Ladki Ne Wo Letter Khola Aur Padhrne lagi… Usme Likha Th….
“Jaan Main Tumhe Pagalo Ki Tarah Miss Karta Hu, Aur kal Mujhe Mare Hue Pura Ek Saal Ho Jayega, I LOVE YOU MY SWEET GIRL. Please Kal Meri Kabar Par Phool Dalne Aa Jana…
Ye Sub Padh Kar Ladki Rone Lagi…
Wo Puri Raat So Nahi Payi… Aru Agle Din Wo Uske Kabar Pe Phool Dal K Kabristan Se Rote Hue Bahar Aayi, Usko Aapne Par Bahut Pachhtawa Ho Raha Tha…Ke Uski Wajah Se Us Ladke Ki Jaan Gayi , kash Wo Us Waqt Us Ladke Se Breakup Na kati, To sayad Aaj Wo Ladka Jinda Hota…
Ye Sochte Sochte Wo Ladki Nadi(river) k Pass Jaa Rahi Thi Ki tabhi Usko Wo ladka Wapas Muskurata Huaa Dikha, Wo Ladki Pagalo Ki Tarah Rote Rote Uske Pass Bhaagi… Aur Uska Hath Pakad lati H..
Aas Pass K Log Us ladki Ko Dekh K Chilla Rahe The, Lakin Ladki Ne Pichhe Nahi Dekha, Wo To Us Ladke Ki Aanko Mai Kho Chuki Thi Aur Log Chilla Chilla Kar Kah Rahe The Are Koi Roko Is ladki Ko, Pani Bahut Tez H Aur Ye Doob k Mar jayegi….
Shayad kuchh Mohabbatein Aisi Bhi Hoti H…..!!

===(((Accha lage to share karna dost un lover dono k liye)))===

<3 [{San}] <3
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"Hosh Waalo'n Mein Kahan ZouK E Junoo'n..

ISHQ WaaleY Hain Jo Har Cheez Luta DeteY Hain".!!

Assalamwalaikum
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NUSRAT FATEH ALI KHAN TUM AIK GORAKH DHANDA HO LYRICS

Kabhi Yahaan Tumhein Dhonda, Kabhi Wahaan Pohncha
Tumhari Deed Ki Khaatir Kahan Kahan Pohcha
Ghareeb Mit Ga'ay, Pamaal Ho Gaye Laikin
Kisi Talak Na Tera Aaj Tak Nishaan Pohncha

Ho Bhi Nahi Aur Her Jaa Ho
Ho Bhi Nahi Aur Her Ja Ho
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Her Zarray Mein Kiss Shaan Say Tu Jalwa Numa Hai
Hairaan Hai Magar Aqal K Kaisay Hai To Kia Hai
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Tujhay Dair-O-Haram Mein Nai Dhonda Tu Nahi Milta
Magar Tashreef Farma Tujhay Apne Dil Mein Daikha Hai
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Dhonday Nahi Milay Ho Na Dhonday Say Kaheen Tum
Aur Phir Yeah Tamasha Hai, Jahan Hum Hein Waheen Tum
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Jab Bajuz Tairay Koi Dosra Maujood Nahi
Phir Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Tera Purdah Karna
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Harm O Dair Mein Hai Jalwa E Purfan Tera
Do Gharoon Ka Hai Charaagh E Kurkhe Roshan Tera
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Jo Ulfat Mein Tumhari Kho Gaya Hai, Usi Kho'ay Hoay Ko Kuch Mila Hai
Na But-Khanay, Na Kabay Mein Mila Hai, Magar Totay Hoay Dil Mein Mila Hai
Adam Bun Ker Kaheen To Chup Gaya Hai, Kaheen To Hast Bun Ker Aa Gaya Hai

Nahi Hai Tu To Phir Inkaar Kaisa, Nafi Bhi Tairay Honay Ka Pata Hai
Mein Jiss Ko Keh Raha Hoon Apni Hasti, Agar Wo Tu Nahi To Aur Kia Hai
Nahi Aaya Khayaloon Mein Agar Tu, To Phir Mein Kaisay Samjha Tu Khuda Hai
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Hairan Hoon Is Baat Pay, Tum Kon Ho Kia Ho
Haath Aao To But, Haath Na Aao To Khuda Ho
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Aqal Mein Jo Ghir Gaya La-Intiha Kiyoon Ker Hoa
Jo Samajh Mein Aa Gaya Phir Wo Khuda Kiyoon Ker Hoa
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Falsafi Ko Behas K Ander Khuda Milta Nahi
Dour Ko Suljha Raha Hai Aur Sira Milta Nahi
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Pata Yoon To Bata Daitay Ho Sub Ko La-Makaan Apna
Ta'ajub Hai Magar Rehtay Ho Tum Tootay Hoay Dil Mein
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Jab K Tujh Bin Nahi Koi Maujood
Phir Yeah Hangama Ay Khuda Kia Hai
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Chuptay Nahi Ho, Samnay Aatay Nahi Ho Tum, Jalwa Dikha K Jalwa Dikhatay Nahi Ho Tum
Dair O Haram K Jhagray Mita'tay Nahi Ho Tum, Jo Asal Baat Hai Wo Batatay Nahi To Tum
Hairaan Hoon Mairay Dil Mein Sama'ay Ho Kiss Tarah, Haan'la K Do Jahan Mein Samatay Nahi To Tum
Yeah Ma Bud O Haram, Yeah Qaleesa-o-Dair Kiyoon, Harjayii Ho Jabhi To Bata'tay Nahi To Tum
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Dil Peh Hairat Nai Ajab Rung Jama Rakha Hai, Aik Uljhi Howi Tasveer Bana Rakha Hai
Kuch Samajh Mein Nahi Aata K Yeah Chakkar Kia Hai, Khail Kia Tum Nai Azal Say Yeah Racha Rakha Hai
Rooh Ko Jism K Pingray Ka Bana Ker Qaidee, Us Pay Phir Mout Ka Pehraa Bhi Bithaa Rakha Hai
Day K Tadbeer K Panchi Ko Uranay Tu Nai, Daam-E-Tadbeer Mein Her Sumt Bicha Rakha Hai
Kar K Araish E Qounain Ki Barsoon Tu Nai, Khatam Karne Ka Bhi Mansooba Bana Rakha Hai

La-Makaani Ka Bahr Haal Hai Dawa Bhi Tumhein, Nahl-O-Akrab Ka Bhi Paighaam Suna Rakha Hai
Yeah Burai, Wo Bhalai, Yeah Jahannum, Wo Bahisht, Is Ulat Phiar Mein Farmao To Kia Rakha Hai
Jurm Aadam Nai Kiya Aur Saza Baitoon Ko, Adl O Insaaf Ka Mi'aar Bhi Kia Rakha Hai
Dai K Insaan Ko Dunya Mein Khilafat Apni, Ik Tamasha Sa Zamanay Mein Bana Rakha Hai
Apni Pehchaan Ki Khaatir Hai Banaya Sub Ko, Sub Ki Nazaroon Say Magar Khud Ko Chup Rakha Hai
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Nit Naye Naqsh Banatay Ho Mita Daitay Ho, Janay Kiss Jurm-E-Tamanna Ki Saza Daitay Ho
Kabhi Kunker Ko Bana Daitay Ho Heeray Ki Kani, Kabhi Heeron Ko Bhi Mitti Mein Mila Daitay Ho
Zindagi Kitnay He Murdoon Ko Ata Ki Jiss Nai, Wo Maseeha Bhi Saleebon Pay Saja Daitay Ho
Khuwahish-E-Deed Jo Kar Baithay Sir-E-Tuur Koi, Tuur Hee Bark e Tajaali Say Jala Daitay Ho
Nalay Namrood Mein Dalwatay Ho Qudrat Na Khaleeq, Khud Hee Phir Naar Ko Gulzaar Bana Daitay Ho

Chahay Kin Aan Mein Phainko Kabhi Maah Kinaan, Noor Yaqoob Ki Aankhon Ka Bujha Daitay Ho
Day Ke Yusuf Ko Kabhi Mirs K Bazaaron Mein, Aakhir Kaar Shah-E-Misr Bana Daitay Ho
Jazb O Masti Ki Jo Manzil Pe Pohonchta Hai Koi, Baith Ker Dil Mein Anal Haq Ki Sada Daitay Ho
Khud He Lagwatay Ho Phir Kufr K Fatway Us Per, Khud He Mansoor Ko Sooli Peh Charha Daitay Ho
Apni Hasti Bhi Wo Ik Rooz Gawa Baith'ta Hai, Apne Darshan Ki Lagan Jiss Ko Laga Daitay Ho

Koi Ranjha Jo Kabhi Khooj Mein Nikle Teri, Tum Usay Jhang K Bele Mein Rula Daitay Ho
Justujo Lay K Tumhari Joh Chalay Qais Koi, Us Ko Majno Kisi Laila Ka Bana Daitay Ho
Jot? Sassi K Agar Mun Mein Tumhari Jagay, Tum Usay Taptay Hoay Thal Mein Jala Daitay Ho
Sohni Gar Tum Ko Mahiwaal Tassawur Ker Le, Us Ko Bikhri Howi Lehroon Mein Baha Daitay Ho
Khudh Joh Chaho To Sar-E-Arsh Bula Ker Mehboob, Aik He Raat Mein Mairaaj Kara Daitay Ho
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Aap Hi Apna Pardah Ho
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Jo Kehta Hoon Mana Tumhein Lagta Hai Bura Sa, Phir Bhi Hai Mujhay Tum Say Baharhaal Gila Sa
Chup Chaap Rahay Daikhtay Tum Arsh-E-Bareen Per, Taptay Hoay Karbal Mein Mohammad Ka Nawasa
Kiss Tarah Pilata Tha Laahu Apna Wafa Ko, Khud Teen Dino Say Wo Agarchay Tha Piyasa
Dushmun To Bahar Haal Thay Dumshun Magar Afsoos, Tum Nai Bhi Faraham Na Kia Pani Zara Sa

Her Zulm Ki Taufeeq Hai Zaalim Ki Wirasat, Mazloom K Hissay Mein Tasalli Na Dilasa
Kal Taaj Saja Daikha Tha Jis Shaqs K Sir Per, Hai Aaj Usi Shaqs K Haathon Mein Hikasa
Yeh Kia Hai Agar Pochon To Kehtay Ho Jawaban, Is Raaz Say Ho Sakta Nahi Koi Shanasa
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Hairat Ki Ik Dunya Ho
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Har Aik Jaan Pey Ho, Laikin Pata Nahi Maloom
Tumahra Naam Suna Nai, Nishaan Nahi Maloom
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Dil Say Armaan Jo Nikal Ja'ay To Jugnu Ho Ja'ay, Aur Aankhon Mein Simat Aa'ay To Aanso Ho Ja'ay
Ja Pe Ya Huu Ka Jo Be Hu Karay Hu Mein Kho Ker, Us Ko Sultaniyaan Mil Jaein Woh Baahu Ho Ja'ay
Baalgi Ka Na Kisi Ka Ho Churi Ke Neechay, Halk-E-Asghar Mein Kabhi Teer Tarazu Ho Ja'ay
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Kiss Qadar Beniyaaz Ho Tum Bhi
Daastan E Niyaaz Ho Tum Bhi
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

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Raah-E-Tehqeeq Mein Her Gaam Pay Uljhan Daikhoon, Wohi Halaat O Khayalaat Mein Anaban Daikhoon
Bana Ke Rah Jaata Hoon Tasaveer Pareshaani Ki, Ghaur Say Jab Bhi Kabhi Dunya Ke Darpan Daikhoon
Aik He Khaaq Pay Fitrat Ke Tajaadaat Itne, Itne Hisson Mein Banta Aik He Angan Daikhoon

Kahin Zahmat Ki Sulagti Howi Patjhar Ka Sama, Kahin Rahmat Ke Barastay Hoay Sawan Daikhon
Kahin Punkartay Darya, Kabhin Khamosh Pahar, Kabhi Jungle, Kahin Sahra, Kahin Gulshan Daikhoon
Khoon Rulata Hai Yeh Taqseem Ka Andaaz Mujhay, Koi Dhanwaan Yahaan Per Koi Nirdhan Daikhoon

Din Ke Haathon Mein Faqat Ek Sulagta Suraj, Raat Ki Maang Sitaroon Say Muzayyan Daikhon
Kahin Murjha'ay Howe Phool Hein Sach'chaii Ke, Aur Kahin Jhoot Ke Kaanton Pay Bhi Joban Daikhon
Shams Ki Khaal Kaheen Khinchti Nazar Aati Hai, Kaheen Sarmad Ki Utarti Howi Gardan Daikhoon

Raat Kia Shay Hai Sawayra Kia Hai, Yeah Ujala Yeah Andhera Kia Hai
Mein Bhi Naayib Hoon Tumhara Aakhir, Kiyoon Yeh Kehtay Ho K Tera Kya Hai
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Daikhnay Wala Tujhay Kia Dekhta
Tu Nai Her Rung Say Pardah Kia
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Masjid Mandir Yeh Mekhanay, Koi Yeh Manay Koi Woh Manay
Sub Tere Hein Jaana Kasahanay, Koi Yeh Manay Koi Woh Manay
Ik Honay Ka Tere Qaail Hai, Inkaar Pay Koi Maail Hai
Ik Khalq Mein Shaamil Karta Hai, Ik Sub Say Akela Rehta Hai
Hein Dono Tere Mastanay, Koi Yeh Manay Koi Woh Manay
Sub Hein Jab Aashiq Tumhare Naam Ke, Kiyoon Yeh Jhagray Hein Rahim-O-Raam Ke
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Dair Mein Tu Haram Mein Tu, Arsh Pe Tu Zameen Pe Tu
Jiss Ki Pohonch Jahan Talak Us K Liyeah Waheen Pe Tu
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Her Ik Rung Mein Yakta Ho
Her Ik Rung Mein Yakta Ho
Tum Ek Gorakh Dhanda Ho

Markaz E Justuju, Aalam E Rung O Boo, Dum Ba Dum Jalwagar Tu He Tu Chaar Su
Hu K Mahool Mein Kuch Nahi Illah Hu, Tum Bohot Dilruba Tum Bohot Khoobaru
Arsh Ki Azmatein Farsh Ki Aabro, Tum Ho Qonein Ka Haasil-E-Aarzo
Aankh Nay Ker Lia Aanso'on Say Wazu, Ub To Ker Do Ata Deed Ka Ik Sabu
Aao Parday Say Tum Aankh K Ru Baru, Chund Lamhay Milan Do Ghari Guftagu
Naaz Jabta Phiray Ja Baja Qo Ba Qu, Wahdahu Wahdahu La Shareeka Laho

Allah Hu Allah Hu Allah Hu Allah Hu
Allah Hu Allah Hu Allah Hu Allah Hu
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"a very short but nice line wid life ap sach bol ke kisiko hurt karu but jhoot bol ke kisi se pyar maat karu.
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Jise Teri Sifat E Na'aal Se Mile Do Niwale Nawal Se
Wo Bana Ke Uske Egaal Se Bhari Saltanat Ka Adhaar Hai..

Wo Uthen Chamak Ki Tajalliyan K Mita Den Sub Ki Ta'alliyan
Dil O Jaan Ko Bakhshen Tasalliyan Tera Noor Barid O Haar Hai..

Rusul O Malak Pe Durood Ho Wahi Jane Unke Shumar Ko
Magar Ek Aisa Dikha To Do Jo Shafi E Roz E Shumar Hai

Nazar Ek Chaman Se Do Chaar Hai Na Chaman Chaman Bhi Nisar Hai
Ajab Uske Gul Ki Bahar Hai Ke Bahaar Bulbul E Zaar Hai

Wo Hai Bheeni Bheeni Wahan Mahak Ke Basa Hai Arsh Se Farsh Tak
Wo Hai Pyari Pyari Wahan Chamak Ke Wahan Ki Shab Bhi Nahaar Hai..

Ye Saba Sanak Wo Kali Chatak Ye Zaban Chahak Lab Jo Jhalak
Ye Mahak Jhalak Ye Chamak Damak Sub Usi Ke Dum Ki Bahar Hai..

Na Hijab Charkh O Maseeh Par Na Kaleem O Toor Nihan Magar
Jo Gaya Hai Arsh Se Bhi Udhar Wo Arab Ka Naqa Sawar Hai..

Wo Teri Tajalli Ko Dil Nasheen Ke Jahalak Rahe Hain Falak Zameen
Tere Sadqe Mere Maah E Mubeen Meri Raat Kyon Abhi Taar Hai..

Gunah E Raza Ka Hisab Kya Wo Agar Che Laakhon Se Hain Siwa
Magar Ay Afu Tere Afuw Ka To Hisab Hai Na Shumar Hai.

SALALLAHO ALAYHE WASALLAM

Talib e Dua: Maham Shahid.
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Night sex time
aajao sab
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चुत में बहुत दर्द होता हैं आराम से करो ना
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