CID Special Bureau 21st June 2013

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New Ending to 3 IDIOTS :

After Rancho suddenly disappears from ICE, Raju and Farhan Decide to call the world famous CID.

ACP: Ohh MY GODD !!! Rancho Gayab hai !! Abhijeet, Daya...campus ko acchi tarah se CHECK KARO !! Woh zaroor koi na koi suraag chhod gaya hoga !! (Shaking his finger)

(After searchin the campus like a pair of buffoons...Abhijeet and Daya find out that Joy had committed suicide 4 years back in the campus...)

Abhijeet: Sir, Mamla Gadbad hai...Yaha kisi joy naam ke student NE aatma-hatya ki thi 4 saal pehle. Lagta hai woh aatma hatya nahi...khoon tha...aur shayad khooni yeh rancho hi hoga !!!

ACP: OHH MY GODD !!!

ACP: Yeh joy ki kabar khod ke uski laash bahar nikalo...aur use forensic lab me leke aao...Dr. Salunkhe zarur koi na koi baat ughalva denge iss murde aadmi se !!

(after fredricks does all the digging and brings out the dead body of joy...and the next scene is of the forensic lab)

Dr. Salunkhe: ACP, bahot jaldi laash laaye tum...isse kuch bulvana mushkil hoga...lekin tum tension mat lo...tum Dr. Salunkhe ke lab se khali haat nahi jaoge..koi na koi raaz toh pata chal hi jayega

(after playin with some colour changing liquids)

Dr. Salunkhe : BOSS...tumne kaha isski maut suicide se hui hai...main kehta hu..iska khoon hua hai !!

ACP: Salunkhe !!! Mazaak ka waqt nahi hai !!...yeh kaise ho sakta hai??

Salunkhe: BOSS...sab kuch mumkin hai !! Yeh dekho...(shows him his star-trek type computer and does some really fast typing)

ACP: OHH MY GODD !! (still shaking his finger)....toh phir yeh baat hamein kisi NE batayi kyu nahi ??...ek kaam karo...uss principal ko yahaan leke aao bureau me...AB kya sach hai..wahi hamein batayega !!

(virus is brought to the bureau)

Virus: Sssir, mujhe yahaan kyun bulaya hai...Maine kuch nahi kiya

Abhijeet: sach sach batao...uss raat campus me kya hua tha???

Virus: sssir, main sssach bol raha hu...mujhe kuch nahi pata hai??

(daya gives him his special CHAMAAAT !!!)

Daya: Ab yaad aaya kuch???

Virus: Haan Sir, sab yaad AA gaya...Bata ta hu...sab Bata ta hu !

Fredricks: (constipated look)..sir.. daya sir ke chamaat me toh jaadu hai...iska 'sssss' kehna band ho gaya

ACP: Fredricks..chup raho !!

Virus: uss raat sab logo NE gay party ki thi....sab log apni underwear me campus me ghoom rahe the....main bhi tha...lekin mere saath koi flirt hi nahi kar raha tha...isliye main bahot gusse me tha...phir Joy aaya aur usne mujhe uska helicopter dikhaya...Maine uska helicopter gutter me fek diya..toh woh rote rote apne room me chale gaya. Aur next din humne dekha toh uska murder ho gaya tha...lekin aap please yeh baat kisi se boliye mat...college ki badnaami ho jayegi...

ACP: hum kisi ko nahi batayenge... tum hamare saath co-operate karo

(virus leaves)

ACP: yahaan kuch toh gadbad hai daya....aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki campus me khoon ho gaya aur kisi NE CID ko bulaya hi nahin??

Abhijeet: sir shayad logo ko pata hai...ki pehle police ko bulana chaiye...CID ko nahi !!

ACP: Aur yeh kaise hua ki khooni campus me AA gaya..aur campus se khoon kar ke nikal gaya??

Vivek : Sir, shayad yeh bhi ho sakta hai ki khooni koi student hi ho?

ACP: haan vivek...kuch bhi ho sakta hai...kuch bhi (shaking finger)..ek kaam karo abhijeet...phir se campus me chalte hain...aur acchi tarah se check karte hain...yahaan daal me kuch kaala hai !!

Abhijeet: sir daal me kala nahi...puri daal mere jaisi kaali hi hai !!

(they reach the campus in their ol' faithful qualis which changes colour every episode...but the number plate is still the same...and daya slams the breaks....SCCHRREEE ECH !!)

ACP: Abhijeet, Vivek tum pura campus CHECK KARO....Daya tum iss campus ke saare DARWAAZE TOD DO !!....Fredricks. ..tum sab logo ko tumhare jokes se entertain karo...aur main yahaan baith ke apni ungli hilata hu....chalo sab apne apne kaam pe lag jaao !!

(after checking the campus)

Vivek: Sir, yahaan aiye....yeh dekho...yeh ek chatur naam ke ladke ki diary mili hai sir...isme likha hai ki woh rancho aur rancho ek dusre ke dushman the...aur woh rancho se badla Lena chahta tha !!

ACP : (shaking finger...as usual)...OHH MY GODD !!! AB yeh Chatur kaun hai...aur iske room se itni baas kyun AA rahi hai !!...Good work vivek !!...iss evidence ko forensic lab Le jao !

Abhijeet: Haain !!! Sir, dheere dheere sab pata chal raha hai...shayad se iss chatur NE hi joy ka khoon kiya hoga !! Aur rancho kahaan gaya...usse hi pata hoga !!

ACP: Toh bulao iss Chatur ko Bureau mein...isse hi pooch ke dekhte hain !!

(chatur in interrogation)

ACP: Rancho kahaan hai ??

Chatur : I Don't Know Sir !! Mujhe nahi pata !!

Abhijeet: Dekho Sach Sach Batao !! Hamein yeh diary mili hai tumhare room se...isme saaf saaf likha hai ki tumhein rancho se jalan thi

Chatur : (over-acting) ...mujhe nahi pata hai sir !! maine kuch nai kiya hai

(Daya gives ONE TIGHT SLAP and the chair spins)

Chatur: Haan haan...maine hi khoon kiya tha joy ka...kyonki usne mechanical helicopter banaya tha project me...aur maine sirf paper ka rocket banaya tha....boo hoo hoo !! Lekin phir woh kambakht Rancho aa gaya...usne mujhe dekh liya tha...isliye maine usko bhi gayab kar diya

ACP: waah...kya plan banaya tha...lekin afsos tum CID ke saamne kamiyaab nahi ho paaye...ab banate rehna plan...JAIL me...Tumhe toh FAASI hogi FAASI !!
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American citizens should not be forced to carry around a National Identification Card as a condition of citizenship, because the card offends any reasonable basic concept of freedom. While identifying and documenting immigrants is necessary for proper reform, implementing a mandatory identification registry for all citizens is not.

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List of scandals in India since Independence.And List of Politicians in India charged with Corruption Charges..

"All Indian leaders will be of low calibre .. and men of straw. They will have sweet tongue and silly hearts. They will fight among themselves for power ... and will be lost in political squabbles... Winston Churchill .

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The Honorable President of India.
New Delhi.

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Honorable Chief Justice of India.
Supreme Court of India New Delhi.
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Honorable Prime Minister of India
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To Honorable Chief Justice
Bombay High Court Mumbai.
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Honorable; Chief Minister of Maharashtra Mumbai..

Subject:-1) List of scandals in India since Independence

2) List of Politicians in India charged with Corruption Charges.

क्या इंडियन राजनीती और लोग विंस्टन चर्चिल की इशारों की तरफ जा रहे है ?
Can Indian Politix and people goes to Winston Churchill . statements

All Indian leaders will be of low calibre .. and men of straw. They will have sweet tongue and silly hearts. They will fight among themselves for power ... and will be lost in political squabbles... Winston Churchill .

On Independence to India, Winston Churchill said in British Parliament: Power will go to the hands of rascals, rogues and freebooters...

LIST OF SCANDALS IN INDIA SINCE INDEPENDENCE

The following is a list of some of the alleged scams and scandals in India since independence. These include political, financial, corporate and others.

Entries are arranged by date, from most current to less recent. The year is the one in which the alleged scam first reported or came into knowledge of public.

This may be an incomplete list. If any is missing, please be free to share the information.

2011

ISRO Spectrum Allocation Scam
Goa mining scam
Hasan Ali Khan scandal - In April 2011, Hasan Ali Khan was arrested on charges of stashing over 36,000 crore in foreign banks. The total amount of black money deposited in foreign banks by Indians is unknown, but one estimate by R Vaidyanathan, a Professor of Finance, estimated the total at over Rs. 7,280,000 Crores (US$1.4 trillion).
Noida Corporation farm land scandal
Indian Black Money in Swiss Banks-In January 2011 the Supreme Court of India asked why the names of those who have stashed money in the Liechtenstein Bank have not been disclosed. The court argued that the government should be more forthcoming in releasing all available information on what it called a "mind-boggling" amount of money that is believed to be held illegally in foreign banks.
Bellary mines scandal - Rising global iron-ore prices driven by Chinese demand brought focus to the iron ore rich Bellary region of Karnataka. This iron ore is alleged to have been illegally mined after paying a minuscule royalty to the government. The major regularities involve mines in Bellary, including those of Obulapuram Mining Company owned by G. Karunakara Reddy and G. Janardhana Reddy who are ministers in the Government of Karnataka. There is a huge difference in the market price of the ore and the royalty specified by the government as well as faulty measurement mechanisms of amount of ore extracted. It was found that 35 lakh (3.5 Million) tonnes of ore were illegally exported without paying a rupee of royalty to the exchequer, resulting in a loss of about Rs 16085 crores.With ore prices of USD 100-120 per ton, 3.5 Million tonnes adds up to about 350-4000 Million USD. There are proposals to link the royalties to the market price of iron-ore. There is also a proposal by the ministry of Environment and Forests to levy a tax. According to the Lok Ayukta Report, there have been severe ecological changes due to illegal mining. Certain species of animals, like the sloth bear, that in the Bellary region have disappeared. Medicinal plants from the area do not grow anymore. The entire system of rain has changed in the district of Bellary. It is reported that the entire area surrounding the mining area is denuded of greenery and has no agricultural activity.
Bain India incident
BL Kashyap EPFO Scam

2010

2G spectrum scam and Radia Tapes Controversy - The 2G spectrum scandal involved officials in the government of India illegally undercharging mobile telephony companies for frequency allocation licenses, which they would use to create 2G subscriptions for cell phones. The shortfall between the money collected and the money which the law mandated to be collected is estimated to be 1.76 lakh crore (1.763 trillion) rupees (roughly equivalent to 39 billion US dollars) based on 3G auction prices. The issuing of licenses occurred in 2008, but the scam came to public notice when the Indian Income Tax Department was investigating political lobbyist Nira Radia. The government's investigation and the government's reactions to the findings in the investigation were the subject of debate, as were the nature of the Indian media's reactions. The discussion around the reactions to the 2G spectrum scam became known in the media as the Nira Radia tapes controversy. Much of the credit of bringing this whole scam into the public light (by pursuing it in the court of law) goes to Subramanian Swamy who is the chief petitioner for this case in the court of law

Parties accused of involvement in the 2G Spectrum scandal

The selling of the licenses brought attention to three groups of entities - politicians and bureaucrats who had the authority to sell licenses, corporations who were buying the licenses and media professionals who mediated between the politicians and the corporations.

a) Politicians involved

A. Raja - the Minister of Communications and Information Technology who sold the licenses
M. K. Kanimozhi - Rajya Sabha MP
P. Chidambaram - The Then Minister of Finance and current Minister of Home Affairs - alleged to be involved with A. Raja in spectrum pricing and equity dilution by telecom operators that received spectrum

b) Bureaucrats involved

Siddharth Behura - Former Telecom Secretary
RK Chandolia - Raja's private secretary

c) Corporate Executives involved

Gautam Doshi - Managing Director of Reliance Anil Dhirubhai Ambani Group
Surendra Pipara - senior vice- President of Anil Dhirubhai Ambani Group and Reliance Telecom
Hari Nair - senior vice-president of Anil Dhirubhai Ambani Group
Sanjay Chandra - Managing Director of Unitech Wireless (Tamil Nadu) Ltd
Shahid Balwa - DB Realty promoter
Vinod Goenka - DB Realty promoter
Sharath Kumar - Managing Director of Kalaignar TV
Rajiv Agarwal and Asif Balwa (younger brother of Shahid Balwa) - chief executives of Kusegaon Fruits and Vegetables

d) Film and Entertainment persons involved

Karim Morani - Cineyug Media and Entertainment Ltd’s Director

e) Corporations accused

Unitech Group a real estate company entering the telecom industry with its 2G bid; sold 60% of its company stake at huge profit to Telenor after buying licensing
Swan Telecom sold 45% of its company stake at huge profit to Emirates Telecommunications Corporation (Etisalat) after buying licensing
Loop Mobile
Videocon Telecommunications Limited
S Tel
Reliance Communications

f) Media persons accused

Nira Radia, a corporate lobbyist whose conversations with politicians and corporate entities were recorded by the government and leaked creating the Nira Radia tapes controversy
Barkha Dutt, an NDTV journalist alleged to have lobbied for A. Raja's appointment as minister
Vir Sanghvi, a Hindustan Times editor alleged to have edited articles to reduce blame in the Nira Radia tapes

Adarsh Housing Society scam - In 2010, the Indian media brought to public the alleged violations of rules at various phases of construction in the Adarsh Society. Questions were raised on the manner in which apartments in the building were allocated to bureaucrats, politicians and army personnel who had nothing to do with Kargil War and the way in which clearances were obtained for the construction of the building of the Adarsh Society. The Adarsh society high-rise was constructed in the Colaba locality of Mumbai, which is considered a sensitive coastal area by the Indian Defence forces and houses various Indian Defense establishments. The society is also alleged to have violated the Indian environment ministry rules. Activists like Medha Patkar had been trying to uncover the problems since at least 2004. It had led to resignation of the then Chief Minister, Ashok Chavan. Several inquiries have been ordered by the army and the Government to probe into the irregularities.[8] Some of the current occupants of the flats in the Adarsh co-operative society building have offered to vacate their flats at the earliest, denying allegations that they were alloted flats because they influenced or helped, in some manner, the construction of the society by violating the rules

Commonwealth Games Scam - Miloon Kothari, a leading Indian expert on socio-economic development, remarked that the 2010 Commonwealth Games will create "a negative financial legacy for the country" and asked "when one in three Indians lives below the poverty line and 40% of the hungry live in India, when 46% of India's children and 55% of women are malnourished, does spending billions of dollars on a 12-day sports event build national pride or is it a matter of national shame?" One of the outspoken critics of the Games is Mani Shankar Aiyar, former Indian Minister for Youth Affairs and Sports. In April 2007, Aiyar commented that the Games are "irrelevant to the common man" and criticized the Indian government for sanctioning billions of dollars for the Games even though India requires massive investment in social development programs. In July 2010, he remarked that he would be "unhappy if the Commonwealth Games are successful". Indian businessman Azim Premji called the 2010 Commonwealth Games a "drain on public funds" and said that hosting the high-expense Games in India is not justified given that the country had more important priorities facing it, such as education, infrastructure and public health.

Mr. Suresh Kalmadi was charged with corruption charges in this scam, arrested and later released on bail.

2010 housing loan scam in India - The 2010 fake housing loan in India was uncovered by the Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI) in India. CBI arrested eight top-ranking officials of public sector banks and financial institutions, including the LIC Housing Finance CEO Ramchandran Nair, in connection with the scam. The Union finance ministry initially claimed that the case was a bribery incident, and not a large-scale scam. The CBI officials had indicated that the size of the scandal could be worth over Rs 1,000 crore, but the finance ministry officials claimed that the magnitude of the scandal was too insignificant to have an impact on the Indian financial sector.
Belekeri port scam - The Belekeri port scam relates to 3.5 million tons of confiscated iron ore that was exported illegally from Belekeri port near Karwar in Karnataka. After Deputy Conservator of Forests R. Gokul seized the ore and the high court refused to permit it to be exported, a large part of it was surreptitiously exported from the port. After persistent protests and public pressure, Karnataka Chief Minister Yeddyurappa, who is balancing political considerations with control of corruption, admitted to an illegal iron-ore export racket at Belekeri Port involving 35 lakh metric tonnes of iron ore. It is said that the scam was worth an estimated 60,000 crore rupees (US$12 billion)
Lavasa Scandal - Lavasa Corporation is accused of benefiting from loans obtained through bribery. An Indian Ministry of Environment and Forests team investigating Lavasa concluded the city has caused environmental damage. While Lavasa has stone crushing permits, its operations have been described as "hill cutting" and "quarrying" by the Indian Ministry of Environment and Forests, and the environmental impact of these activities has been under investigation. Both government and individual land owners displaced have taken issue with Lavasa's land acquisition approach. A report by the Maharashtra environment department claims 600 hectares (6.0 km2) of land bought by Lavasa Corporation was purchased from farmers who had been granted it by the Indian State. Because of the way in which the farmers obtained the land, three fourths of the purchase price should have been paid to the State. The report states Lavasa Corporation only paid 2%. It also alleges 141 hectares (1.41 km2) of Lavasa were leased for far less than actual value by the Maharashtra Krishna Valley Development Corporation and that Lavasa bought 98 hectares (0.98 km2) of land without license. Sharad Pawar, an Indian politician born in the state of Maharashtra, may have demanded compensation for allowing Lavasa to be constructed. When Lavasa Corporation was receiving necessary clearances from the government of Maharashtra, relatives of Pawar had part-ownership of the company developing the project. A daughter and son-in-law of Pawar had more than 20% ownership between 2002 and 2004 and later sold their stakes. Ajit Pawar (Nephew of Sharad Pawar) was chairman of Maharashtra Krishna Valley Development Corporation (MKVDC) when the MKVDC signed off on lease agreements for Lavasa and allowed it to store water and build dams. Lavasa will use the same water resources that currently supply Pune, and it is claimed that this will cause a supply shortage.

Uttar Pradesh Food Grain Scam - Uttar Pradesh food grain scam took place between years 2002 and 2010, in Uttar Pradesh state in India, wherein food grain worth 35,000 crore (US$7.1 billion), meant to be distributed amongst the poor, through Public Distribution System (PDS) and other welfare schemes like Antyodaya Anna Yojana (AAY), Jawahar Rozgar Yojana and Mid-day Meal Scheme for Below Poverty Line (BPL) card holders, was diverted to the open market. Some of it was traced to the Nepal and Bangladesh borders, as in 2010 security forces seized Rs 1.17 crore worth of foodgrains like paddy and pulses being smuggled to Nepal, another Rs 60.62 lakh worth of grains were confiscated on the Indo-Bangladesh border. The scam first came into light in 2003, during the Chief Minister ship of Mulayam Singh, in Gonda district in the distribution of foodgrain meant for the Sampoorna Grameen Rozgar Yojana and soon complaints started pouring in from other districts as well. After initially ordering an inquiry into the scam Mulayam Singh withdrew it. Subsequently the next UP chief minister Mayawati upon assuming office, ordered a CBI probe into the scam on December 1, 2007. Media dubbed it, "mother of all scams". TV news channel, Times Now reported the scam which started in 2002, under the reign of following Chief Ministers of Uttar Pradesh, estimated to be at over 200,000 crore (US$40.56 billion)
Andhra Pradesh Industrial Infrastructure Corporation Controversy - APIIC has been embroiled in a controversy over land acquisition for the Boulder Hills project in Hyderabad, a joint venture with EMAAR-MGF. About 500 acres (2.0 km2) of land was acquired by APIIC in 2002-2003 for setting up a golf course and residential properties. Of the 535 acres (2.17 km2) of land in Manikonda near the Indian School of Business, APIIC sold 285 acres (1.15 km2) at 27 lakhs per acre as against the prevailing price of 1 crore per acre in 2003. The remaining 235 acres (and an additional 15 acres (61,000 m2) of unusable land) were allotted as a 66 year lease with a 2% share of the Golf course revenues. EMAAR sold this project to EMAAR-MGF and diluted the value of APIIC's stake from 26% to 4%, by not considering the prevailing market rate for the land in 2009. There are also allegations that government officials were allocated parcels of the property at deeply discounted prices compared to the prevailing market price[13]. Officials who previously ran APIIC and seem to have conflicts of interest with the developers[14], have refuted many of these allegations and defended earlier land allotment decisions.
Indian Premier League Cricket Scandals.

2009

Madhu Koda mining scam - On 10 October 2009, Madhu Koda was charged with laundering money. The Income Tax Department uncovered over 4000 crore in illegal assets owned by Koda. Among others, these assets were reported to include hotels and three companies in Mumbai, property in Kolkata, a hotel in Thailand, and a coal mine in Liberia.
Satyam scandal - The Satyam Computer Services scandal was publicly announced on 7 January 2009, when Chairman Ramalinga Raju confessed that Satyam's accounts had been falsified. CID told in court that the actual number of employees is only 40,000 and not 53,000 as reported earlier and that Mr. Raju had been allegedly withdrawing INR 20 crore rupees every month for paying these 13,000 non-existent employees.
Vasundhara Raje land scam

2008

Cash For Votes Scandal - The cash-for-votes scandal is a scandal in which the United Progressive Alliance, the majority-holding parliamentary-party alliance of India led by Sonia Gandhi, allegedly bribed Indian MPs in order to survive a confidence vote on 22 July 2008
Pune billionaire Hasan Ali Khan tax default
2008 Mumbai Attacks - Indian news channel CNN-IBN re-aired a programme called Operation Water Rat that they had initially aired in February 2006. The programme revealed huge lapses in Indian maritime security. The reporters smuggled in crates of apples into Mumbai three times from international waters, by landing their cargo on different beaches near Mumbai.

2006

Stamp Paper Scam - Abdul Karim Telgi (born 1961) is a convicted counterfeiter from India. He earned money by printing counterfeit stamp paper in India. Telgi moved to more complex counterfeiting when he began to counterfeit stamp paper. He appointed 300 people as agents who sold the fakes to bulk purchasers, including banks, insurance companies, and share-broking firms. The size of the scam was estimated to be more than 20,000 crore (US$4.06 billion).
Kerala Ice Cream Parlour Sex Scandal - The ice cream parlour sex scandal is one of the long running sex scandals in Kerala state, South India. Many of the top political icons are considered to be involved in this scandal. Major political figures who are facing criticism include P. K. Kunhalikutty and P. Sasi who was a former secretary and a close aide of E. K. Nayanar.
Scorpene Deal Scam -The Scorpene deal scam is one of India's largest bribery corruption scandals, in which Rs. 500 crore (about USD 10 mn) is alleged to have been paid to government decision makers by Thales, the makers of the Scorpene submarine. The amount was channeled via middlemen such as Abhishek Verma. Also involved was Ravi Shankaran, a relative of the then chief of navy staff Arun Prakash. He is the prime accused in the Navy War Room spy scandal. In October 2005, defence minister Pranab Mukherjee approved the Rs 19,000 crore submarine deal with French company Thales. Scorpene submarines are now being built in India under a technology transfer agreement that was part of that contract.
Navy War Room spy scandal (related to Scorpene Deal Scam) -In July 2005, Outlook magazine reported that some documents were leaked on a USB pen drive from the Directorate of Naval operations in New Delhi (also called the Navy war room). However, they were intercepted by air force intelligence from the house of wing commander S L Surve. The documents, which dealt with Indian defence purchases, were supposed to be passed on to Thales and other international arms sellers via Shankaran. After the leak was exposed, the Navy conducted its in-house investigation, and in December 2005, it sacked three commanders in the navy, Vijendra Rana, Vinod Kumar Jha and Captain Kashyap Kumar, without any trial. In April 2010, four years after the Interpol Red corner notice had been issued against him, Ravi Shankaran was arrested in London. Reports indicate that he was being extradited via proceedings in the court of District Magistrate, Westminister's Court, London. However, in over a year, he is yet to be extradited as of in 2011. Meanwhile, he is on bail in London.

2005

IPO scam
Oil-for-food programme scam (Natwar Singh) -The Oil-for-Food Programme (OFF), established by the United Nations in 1995 (under UN Security Council Resolution 986)[1] was established with the stated intent to allow Iraq to sell oil on the world market in exchange for food, medicine, and other humanitarian needs for ordinary Iraqi citizens without allowing Iraq to boost its military capabilities.

The programme was introduced by United States President Bill Clinton's administration in 1995,[citation needed] as a response to arguments that ordinary Iraqi citizens were inordinately affected by the international economic sanctions aimed at the demilitarisation of Saddam Hussein's Iraq, imposed in the wake of the first Gulf War. The sanctions were discontinued on November 21, 2003 after the U.S. invasion of Iraq, and the humanitarian functions turned over to the Coalition Provisional Authority.[2]

The programme was de jure terminated in 2003 and de facto terminated in 2010. As the programme ended, there were revelations of corruption involving the funds.

2004

Gegong Apang PDS Scam - Apang was first elected as Chief Minister of Arunachal Pradesh in 1980. Apang was arrested in August 2010 for alleged corruption relating to a 1000 crore public distribution system scam. The scam allegedly involved fradulent hill transport subsidy bills that were passed while Apang was Chief Minister without the required financial oversight.

2003

Taj corridor scandal - The Taj Heritage Corridor case is an alleged scam wherein 2002-2003, the then Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh Mayawati and a minister in her government, Nasimuddin Siddiqui, were charged with corruption. The Taj Corridor project was intended to upgrade tourist facilities near the Taj Mahal and was to be implemented during her tenure as Chief Minister. The then BJP government at the Centre gave the Environmental Clearance required for the project near Taj Mahal. However, later on the BJP backed out and then started saying that the project was not cleared by the Environment Ministry and blamed Mayawati for starting construction work near the Taj Mahal. The total estimated cost of the project was Rs. 175 crore (US$ 44 million). It has been alleged that Mayawati embezzled the money dedicated for this project. The case is currently under investigation by the Central Bureau of Investigation. Initially, the case saw some rapid progress, when CBI conducted extensive searches on her various addresses, and claimed that though she had claimed income of only Rs. 1.1 crores during her tenure as CM, her bank balance in a single bank went up to 2.5 crore and total assets held by her were estimated at Rs.15 crore. At one point a warrant was expected for her arrest, but she was granted a stay. However, since late 2003, investigations appear to have slowed down; there are speculations in the media about political interference, and the Supreme Court of India has several times pulled up the CBI for its tardy progress in the case. Media sources reported that various officials who had been investigating the case were transferred to other duties.
HUDCO scam

2002

Provident fund (PF) scam
Kargil Coffin Scam

2001

Ketan Parekh securities scam -Ketan Parekh is a former stock broker from Mumbai, India, who was convicted in 2008, for involvement in the Indian stock market manipulation scam in late 1999-2001. Currently he has been debarred from trading in the Indian stock exchanges till 2017. Parekh is alleged to have been involved in circular trading throughout the time period and with a variety of companies, including Global Trust Bank and Madhavpura Mercantile Co-operative Bank. Parekh's sole conviction, which carried a one year sentence, came as a result of a transaction he conducted involving a unit of Canara Bank in 1992. Though Parekh is currently barred from stock trading, in 2009, the Securities and Exchange Board of India alleged a variety of companies and other actors were trading on behalf of Parekh; 26 entities were banned from trading as a result of that investigation.
Barak Missile Scandal - n 2001 a sting operation conducted by Tehelka alleged that 15 defence deals made by the government had involved some sort of kickback and the Barak missile deal was one of them. Transcripts of conversations between the undercover Tehelka operative and R. K. Jain indicate that Jain accepted bribes from Suresh Nanda in the amount of one crore.The NDA government set up a commission to investigate the matter. The UPA government, rejected the partial report by the commission and the Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI) began investigating the case. The CBI lodged an First Information Report (FIR) on 9 October 2006 and claimed that George Fernandes the Indian defence minister at that time, and the Former Chief of the Indian Navy, Admiral Sushil Kumar were involved. The FIR notes that the Indian Defence Research & Development Organization had sought to block the import of the Barak system right until the end. The FIR restates R.K. Jain's admission to Tehelka that 3 per cent of this cost went to Fernandes and Jaya Jaitley as commission, while he himself was given 0.5 per cent. These commissions were paid to them by Suresh Nanda, the middleman in the deal, according to the Tehelka tapes.Suresh Nanda, his son Sanjeev Nanda, and two others were arrested on the 9 March 2008 under section 120-B (criminal conspiracy) and section 201 (committing offence to cause disappearing of evidence) related to the scandal.
Calcutta Stock Exchange Scam

1997

Cobbler scam
Sukh Ram telecom scam - Sukh Ram is a former union communications minister in Indian National Congress Government. The Central Bureau of Investigation in 1996 seized Rs. 3.6 lakh in cash concealed in bags and suitcases from his official residence. The cash was allegedly collected by him committing irregularities in awarding a telecom contract. He was convicted and sentenced to three years’ rigorous imprisonment by a Delhi court in 2002. On 18 November 2011 he was found guilty in a 1996 Telecom Scam and was sentenced to five years in jail by a Delhi court. He was telecom minister in P V Narasimha Rao's cabinet.
Hawala Scandal - The Hawala scandal or hawala scam was an Indian political scandal involving payments allegedly received by politicians through four hawala brokers, the Jain brothers. It was a US$18 million bribery scandal that implicated some of the country's leading politicians. In 1991, an arrest linked to militants in Kashmir led to a raid on hawala brokers, revealing evidence of large-scale payments to national politicians. Those accused included L. K. Advani, V. C. Shukla, P. Shiv Shankar, Sharad Yadav, Balram Jakhar, and Madan Lal Khurana. The prosecution that followed was partly prompted by a public interest petition (see Vineet Narain), and yet the court cases of the Hawala scandal eventually all collapsed without convictions. Many were acquitted in 1997 and 1998, partly because the hawala records (including diaries) were judged in court to be inadequate as the main evidence. The Central Bureau of Investigation's role was criticised. In concluding the Vineet Narain case, the Supreme Court of India directed that the Central Vigilance Commission should be given a supervisory role over the CBI.

1996

Bihar fodder scam - The Fodder Scam (Devanagari: चारा घोटाला, chārā ghoṭālā) was a corruption scandal that involved the alleged embezzlement of about 950 crore (US$192.66 million) from the government treasury of the eastern Indian state of Bihar . The alleged theft spanned many years, was engaged in by many Bihar state government administrative and elected officials across multiple administrations (run by opposing political parties), and involved the fabrication of "vast herds of fictitious livestock" for which fodder, medicines and animal husbandry equipment was supposedly procured.
Sukh Ram Telecom Equipment Scandal
C R Bhansali Scam

1995

Purulia arms drop case - The Purulia arms drop case was an infamous incident in which unauthorised arms were dropped from an Antonov An-26 aircraft in Purulia district in the state of West Bengal in India on 17 December 1995. A Latvian aircraft dropped a large consignment of arms including several hundred AK-47 rifles and more than a million rounds of ammunition over a large area in Jhalda, Ghatanga, Belamu, Maramu villages of Purulia district on the night of 17 December 1995.[citation needed] Several days later, when the plane re-entered Indian airspace, it was intercepted by the Indian Air Force MiG-21 and forced to land in Mumbai as it was alleged by the Indian Secret Service.[citation needed]. In reality no evidence was ever provided to support these allegations. The court trial has revealed that the Latvian plane has landed in Bombay airport Sahar following ATC dispatcher order caused by a misunderstanding. No involvement of any Indian Air Force fighters has ever been proved by the Indian officials in that case. Tthe true motive of the operation remains shrouded in mystery and conjecture. The crew of the aircraft consisted of five Latvian citizens and Peter Bleach, a British citizen and an ex Special Air Service operative turned mercenary who was based in Yorkshire and involved in arms dealing.[citation needed] They were arrested and sentenced to life imprisonment while alleged kingpin Niels Christian Nielsen (aka Kim Peter Davy), a Danish citizen and member of the Ananda Marga group, escaped. Later, an Interpol red notice was issued against him. Following the intervention of Russian authorities, the Latvian crew (who gained Russian citizenship while in Indian custody) were later pardoned and released in 2000.
SNC Lavalin scandal - The SNC Lavalin scandal is financial scam related to the contracting of the government with a Canadian company, SNC-Lavalin which resulted in an alleged net loss to the exchequer of 374.50 crore in the renovations of the hydro electric power stations at Pallivasal (37.5 mw), Sengulam (48 mw) and Panniar (30 mw) - also known as PSP project in short - installed in between 1940 and 1964 at Idukki district in Kerala state of India. Several politicians were involved and eventually charged, including former ministers G. Karthikeyan of Indian National Congress, Pinarayi Vijayan.

1992

Harshad Mehta securities scam -Mehta gradually rose to become a stock broker on the Bombay Stock Exchange and had an expensive lifestyle. He lived in a 15,000 square feet (1,400 m2) apartment, which had a swimming pool as well as a golf patch. By 1990, Mehta had risen to prominence in the stock market. He was buying shares heavily. The shares which attracted attention were those of Associated Cement Company (ACC). The price of ACC was bid up to Rs 10,000. When asked, Mehta used the replacement cost theory as an explanation. Through the second half of 1991 Mehta had earned the sobriquet of the ‘Big Bull’, because he was said to have started the bull run. On April 23, 1992, journalist Sucheta Dalal exposed Mehta's illegal methods in a column in The Times of India. Mehta was dipping illegally into the banking system to finance his buying. The authors explain: “The crucial mechanism through which the scam was effected was the ready forward (RF) deal. The RF is in essence a secured short-term (typically 15-day) loan from one bank to another. Crudely put, the bank lends against government securities just as a pawnbroker lends against jeweller. The borrowing bank actually sells the securities to the lending bank and buys them back at the end of the period of the loan, typically at a slightly higher price.” It was this ready forward deal that Mehta and his accomplices used with great success to channel money from the banking system. The game went on as long as the stock prices kept going up, and no one had a clue about Mehta’s modus operandi. Once the scam was exposed, though, a lot of banks were left holding BRs which did not have any value - the banking system had been swindled of a whopping Rs 4,000 crore. When the scam was revealed, the Chairman of the Vijaya Bank committed suicide by jumping from the office roof. He knew that he would be accused if people came to know about his involvement in issuing cheques to Mehta. M J Pherwani of UTI was also died in this scandale.
Palmolein Oil Import Scam, Kerala - Kerala government decided to import palm oil from a Malaysian company in Singapore named "Power and Energy Ltd" above the international price which was approved by the Kerala Cabinet. The price of import was fixed to $405.0 per ton which was higher than the international price of $392.25 per ton. The import order was signed by Thomas, who was then Kerala's Food Secretary. The investigation agency's charge sheet in the case says that this order caused a loss of more than 2.32 cores to the exchequer. The decision was to import 15,000 tonnes of palm oil. The opposition cried foul in the import. A vigilance case was filed against K. Karunakaran and seven others including Thomas. Thomas was bailed in 2003. A Special Leave Petition by the late K. Karunakaran made the Supreme Court stay the proceedings. The court closed the proceedings against K. Karunakaran after his death in December 2010. The case was reopen in March 2011. In August 2011, Oommen Chandy, the Chief Minister of Kerala, was also added to the re investigation. The court asked the vigilance and anti-corruption bureau to submit its investigation report of the palmolein case by November 10, 2011.

1989

Bofors Scandal - The Bofors scandal was a major corruption scandal in India in the 1980s; the then Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi and several others were accused of receiving kickbacks from Bofors AB for winning a bid to supply India's 155 mm field howitzer. The scale of the corruption was far worse than any that India had seen before, and directly led to the defeat of Gandhi's ruling Indian National Congress party in the November 1989 general elections. It has been speculated that the scale of the scandal was to the tune of Rs. 400 million (almost US$9 Million). The case came to light during Vishwanath Pratap Singh's tenure as defence minister, and was revealed through investigative journalism by Chitra Subramaniam and N. Ram of the newspapers the Indian Express and The Hindu.

1982

Cement Scam involving A R Antulay

1971

Nagarwala Scandal -On May 24, 1971, INR 60 lakh was withdrawn from the State Bank of India, Parliament Street branch, and given to a "Bangladesh ka babu" (Hindi for "man from Bangladesh") after the chief cashier, Ved Prakash Malhotra, got a call purportedly from Indira Gandhi then Prime Minister of India asking him to do so. Later it was discovered that former army captain, Rustom Sohrab Nagarwala, then attached to Indian intelligence or R&AW, collected the money from Malhotra, by "mimicking the voice of Mrs. Indira Gandhi", presumably for being diverted to the Mukti Bahini in its guerrilla-liberation campaign from West Pakistan.

1957

Haridas Mundhra scandal - Haridas Mundhra (Hindi: हरिदास मूंदड़ा) was a Calcutta-based industrialist and stock speculator who was found guilty and imprisoned in the first big financial scandal of free India in the 1950s. The Mundhra scandal exposed the rifts between the then Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru and his son-in-law Feroze Gandhi, and also led to the resignation of India's then finance minister T. T. Krishnamachari. The irregularity was highlighted in 1958 by Feroze Gandhi of the Indian National Congress party, who represented the Rae Bareli seat in the Parliament of India. Jawaharlal Nehru was Prime Minister at the time, and Feroze was married to his daughter Indira Gandhi. Nehru, as the leader of the ruling Congress party, wished to have the LIC matter handled quietly since it might show the government in a poor light. However, Feroze Gandhi was the primary force behind an anti-corruption movement that in 1956 resulted in imprisonment of one of India's wealthiest men, Ram Kishan Dalmia, for defrauding his life insurance company. Feroze Gandhi had married Indira over initial objections of Jawaharlal, but Indira had gotten him to agree to the marriage, and relations between the men were cordial. Indira often helped her father in his duties, acting as official hostess, and helping run the huge residence. In 1949, Indira and their two sons Rajiv Gandhi and Sanjay Gandhi moved to Delhi to live with Jawaharlal, while Feroze continued alone in Lucknow. In 1952, after Feroze Gandhi was elected to Parliament (his campaign was managed by Indira), he also moved to Delhi, where he was assigned an MP quarters, but "Indira continued to stay with her father, thus putting the final seal on the separation". This rift was well known and it lent drama to the already sensational matter when Feroze Gandhi raised the Mundhra question on the floor of the parliament. Standing from the treasury benches, he asked the government whether the newly formed Life Insurance Corporation had used premiums from 5.5 million life-insurance policyholders to buy up shares at above-market prices in companies controlled by the notorious stock speculator named Haridas Mundhra. Thus the prime minister was confronted by his own son-in-law. The fiery Finance minister, himself a noted industrialist, initially snapped "That is not the fact," but had to admit later that this was the case.

List of Politicians in India charged with Corruption Charges

1) Prakash Singh Badal (Chief Minister of Punjab)

- Charged with Cheating, Possessing assets disproportionate to known sources of income

- Acquitted after witnesses turned hostile

2) Sukhbir Singh Badal (Deputy Chief Minister of Punjab)

- Charged with Cheating, Possessing assets disproportionate to known sources of income, Intimidating journalist

- Acquitted after witnesses turned hostile. Other cases still pending

3) Ashok Chavan (Former Chief Minister of Maharashtra)

- Charged with Adarsh Housing Society Scam

- Accused by CBI, trial is still pending and not known when it will be undertaken

4) Suresh Jain (Minister for food and civil supplies, Maharashtra)

- Charged with corruption in Jalgaon District Co-operative Bank

- Implicated by the Sawant Comission

5) Balram Jakhar (Union minister and Speaker)

- Charged with Hawala Scam (illegal foreign exchange) case

- Acquitted of all charges

6) Pratap Singh Kairon (Former Chief Minister of Punjab)

- Charged with charges of Corruption

- Commission of inquiry Indicted him. Resigned. Finally assassinated

7) Suresh Kalmadi (Member of Parliament)

- Charged with charges of Criminal conspiracy and cheating related to 2010 Commonwealth Games

- Indicted, arrested, and also released on bail

- Awaiting trail depending on 2 conditions

- If it ever is undertaken

- If the CBI is ever able to find evidence against him
M. K. Kanimozhi (Member of Parliament)

- Charged with 2G spectrum scam Indicted and arrested,

- Awaiting trial. Released on bail.

9) Jagir Kaur (Former Minister in Punjab)

- Charged with Conspiracy to murder her own daughter

- Trial continuing

10) Madhu Koda (Chief Minister of Jharkhand)

- Charged with Rs 40000 crores (USD 8.8 bn) graft money case

- In jail since 2009, investigation continues

11) R.Balakrishna Pillai (Ex-Minister of Kerala)

- Idamalayar Dam Graft case Convicted

- Serving sentence

12) A. Raja (Union Cabinet Minister for Communications and Information Technology)

- 2G spectrum scam

- Indicted and arrested, Awaiting trial

13) Sukh Ram (Former Telecom minister)

- Charges of Corruption

- Sentenced to five years inprisonment.

14) P. V. Narasimha Rao (deceased) - (Ex-Prime Minister)

- Alleged offering of bribes, alleged framing of V.P. Singh, and cheating Lakhubhai Pathak

- Higher court overturned conviction in the first case and the trial court acquitted him in the other two cases

15) Y. S. Jaganmohan Reddy (Member of Parliament)

- Charged with charges of Accumulating huge wealth disproportionate to his known sources of income Charge sheeted by CBI.

- Awaiting prosecution

16) Pinarayi Vijayan (Kerala State Secretary of CPIM)

- SNC-Lavalin case

- Awaiting prosecution

17) Lalu Prasad Yadav (EX-Chief Minister of Bihar, Ex-Minister of Railways)

- Fodder scam, others

- arrested in 2006 - Now released and free to interfere in Politics again. His wife became CM of Bihar after he was arrested, thus continuing the family rule in the state.

18) B. S. Yeddyurappa (Former Chief Minister of Karnataka)

- Illegal mining scam

- Surrendered to Lokayukta court, in judicial custody awaiting trial
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Part II:

(Virus is brought to the bureau)



Virus: Sssir, mujhe yahaan kyun bulaya hai...maine kuch nahi kiya
Abhijeet: sach sach batao...uss raat campus me kya hua tha???

Virus: sssir, main sssach bol raha hu...mujhe kuch nahi pata hai?
(daya gives him his special CHAMAAAT !!!)



Daya: Ab yaad aaya kuch???
Virus: Haan Sir, sab yaad aa gaya...bata ta hu...sab bata ta hu !
Fredricks: (constipated look)..sir..daya sir ke chamaat me toh jaadu hai...iska 'sssss' kehna band ho gaya

ACP: Fredricks..chup raho !!

Virus: uss raat sab logo ne party ki thi....sab log kisi na kisi k saath campus me ghoom rahe the....main bhi tha...lekin mere saath koi flirt hi nahi kar raha tha...isliye main bahot gusse me tha...phir Joy aaya aur ye jaane bina ki main party mein hoon

Wahan bhi usne mujhe uska woh faaltu illogical project wala helicopter dikhaya...
maine uska helicopter gutter me fek diya..toh woh rote rote apne room me chale gaya. aur next din humne dekha toh uska murder ho gaya tha...lekin aap please yeh baat kisi se boliye mat...college ki badnaami ho jayegi...

ACP: hum kisi ko nahi batayenge...tum hamare saath co-operate karo

(virus leaves)

ACP: yahaan kuch toh gadbad hai daya....aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki campus me khoon ho gaya aur kisi ne CID ko bulaya hi nahin??


Abhijeet:

sir shayad logo ko pata hai...ki pehle police ko bulana
chaiye...CID ko nahi !!


ACP: Aur yeh kaise hua ki khooni campus me aa gaya..aur campus se khoon karke nikal gaya??

Vivek : Sir, shayad yeh bhi ho sakta hai ki khooni koi student hi ho?

ACP: haan vivek...kuch bhi ho sakta hai...kuch bhi (shaking finger)..ek kaam karo abhijeet...phir se campus me chalte hain...aur acchi tarah se check karte hain...yahaan daal me kuch kaala hai !!



Abhijeet: sir daal me kala nahi...puri daal mere jaisi kaali hi hai !!
(they reach the campus in their ol' faithful qualis which changes colour every episode...but the number plate is still the same...and daya slams the brakes....SCCHRREEEECH !!)

ADiii
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New Ending to 3 IDIOTS :
After Rancho suddenly disappears
from ICE,
Raju and Farhan Decide to call the
world famous
CID.
ACP: Ohh MY GODD !!! Rancho Gayab
hai !!
Abhijeet, Daya...campus ko acchi
tarah se
CHECK KARO !! Woh zaroor koi na koi
suraag
chhod gaya hoga !! (Shaking his
finger)
(After searchin the campus like a pair
of
buffoons...Abhijeet and Daya find out
that Joy
had committed suicide 4 years back
in the
campus...)
Abhijeet: Sir, Mamla Gadbad
hai...Yaha kisi joy
naam ke student ne aatma-hatya ki
thi 4 saal
pehle. lagta hai woh aatma hatya
nahi...khoon
tha...aur shayad khooni yeh rancho
hi hoga !!!
ACP: OHH MY GODD !!!
ACP: Yeh joy ki kabar khod ke uski
laash bahar
nikalo...aur use forensic lab me leke
aao...dr.
salunkhe zarur koi na koi baat
ughalva denge iss
murde aadmi se !!
(after fredricks does all the digging
and brings
out the dead body of joy...and the
next scene is
of the forensic lab)
Dr. Salunkhe: ACP, bahot jaldi laash
laaye
tum...isse kuch bulvana mushkil
hoga...lekin
tum tension mat lo...tum dr.
salunkhe ke lab se
khali haat nahi jaoge..koi na koi raaz
toh pata
chal hi jayega
(after playin with some colour
changing liquids)
Dr. Salunkhe : BOSS...tumne kaha
isski maut
suicide se hui hai...main kehta
hu..iska khoon
hua hai !!
ACP: Salunkhe !!! Mazaak ka waqt
nahi
hai !!...yeh kaise ho sakta hai??
Salunkhe: BOSS...sab kuch mumkin
hai !! yeh
dekho...(shows him his star-trek type
computer
and does some really fast typing)
ACP: OHH MY GODD !! ( still shaking
his
finger)....toh phir yeh baat hamein
kisi ne batayi
kyu nahi ??...ek kaam karo...uss
principal ko
yahaan leke aao bureau me...ab kya
sach
hai..wahi hamein batayega !!
(virus is brought to the bureau)
Virus: Sssir, mujhe yahaan kyun
bulaya
hai...maine kuch nahi kiya
Abhijeet: sach sach batao...uss raat
campus me
kya hua tha???
Virus: sssir, main sssach bol raha
hu...mujhe
kuch nahi pata hai??
(daya gives him his special
CHAMAAAT !!!)
Daya: Ab yaad aaya kuch???
Virus: Haan Sir, sab yaad aa
gaya...bata ta
hu...sab bata ta hu !
Fredricks: (constipated look)..sir..daya
sir ke
chamaat me toh jaadu hai...iska
'sssss' kehna
band ho gaya
ACP: Fredricks..chup raho !!
Virus: uss raat sab logo ne gay party
ki thi....sab
log apni underwear me campus me
ghoom rahe
the....main bhi tha...lekin mere
saath koi flirt hi
nahi kar raha tha...isliye main bahot
gusse me
tha...phir Joy aaya aur usne mujhe
uska
helicopter dikhaya...maine uska
helicopter
gutter me fek diya..toh woh rote rote
apne
room me chale gaya. aur next din
humne dekha
toh uska murder ho gaya tha...lekin
aap please
yeh baat kisi se boliye mat...college
ki
badnaami ho jayegi...
ACP: hum kisi ko nahi
batayenge...tum hamare
saath co-operate karo
(virus leaves)
ACP: yahaan kuch toh gadbad hai
daya....aisa
kaise ho sakta hai ki campus me
khoon ho gaya
aur kisi ne CID ko bulaya hi nahin??
Abhijeet: sir shayad logo ko pata
hai...ki pehle
police ko bulana chaiye...CID ko
nahi !!
ACP: Aur yeh kaise hua ki khooni
campus me aa
gaya..aur campus se khoon kar ke
nikal gaya??
Vivek : Sir, shayad yeh bhi ho sakta
hai ki khooni
koi student hi ho?
ACP: haan vivek...kuch bhi ho sakta
hai...kuch
bhi (shaking finger)..ek kaam karo
abhijeet...phir se campus me chalte
hain...aur
acchi tarah se check karte
hain...yahaan daal
me kuch kaala hai !!
Abhijeet: sir daal me kala nahi...puri
daal mere
jaisi kaali hi hai !!
(they reach the campus in their ol'
faithful qualis
which changes colour every
episode...but the
number plate is still the same...and
daya slams
the breaks....SCCHRREEEECH !!)
ACP: Abhijeet, Vivek tum pura campus
CHECK
KARO....Daya tum iss campus ke
saare
DARWAAZE TOD DO !!....Fredricks
...tum sab
logo ko tumhare jokes se entertain
karo... aur
main yahaan baith ke apni ungli
hilata hu (this is
hilarious!! ) ....chalo sab apne apne
kaam
pe lag jaao !!
(after checking the campus)
Vivek: Sir, yahaan aiye....yeh
dekho...yeh ek
chatur naam ke ladke ki diary mili hai
sir...isme
likha hai ki woh rancho aur rancho ek
dusre ke
dushman the...aur woh rancho se
badla lena
chahta tha !!
ACP : (shaking finger...as usual)
...OHH MY
GODD !!! ab yeh Chatur kaun hai...
Good work
vivek !!...iss evidence ko forensic lab
le jao !
Abhijeet: Haain !!! Sir, dheere dheere
sab pata
chal raha hai...shayad se iss chatur
ne hi joy ka
khoon kiya hoga !! aur rancho kahaan
gaya...usse hi pata hoga !!
ACP: Toh bulao iss Chatur ko Bureau
mein...isse
hi pooch ke dekhte hain !!
(chatur in interrogation)
ACP: Rancho kahaan hai ??
Chatur : I Don't Know Sir !! Mujhe
nahi pata !!
Abhijeet: Dekho Sach Sach Batao !!
Hamein yeh
diary mili hai tumhare room se...isme
saaf saaf
likha hai ki tumhein rancho se jalan
thi
Chatur : (over-acting)...mujhe nahi
pata hai
sir !! maine kuch nai kiya hai
(Daya gives ONE TIGHT SLAP and the
chair
spins)
Chatur: Haan haan...maine hi khoon
kiya tha
joy ka...kyonki usne mechanical
helicopter
banaya tha project me...aur maine
sirf paper ka
rocket banaya tha....boo hoo hoo !!
Lekin phir
woh kambakht Rancho aa gaya...usne
mujhe
dekh liya tha...isliye maine usko bhi
gayab kar
diya
ACP: waah...kya plan banaya
tha...lekin afsos
tum CID ke saamne kamiyaab nahi ho
paaye...ab banate rehna plan...JAIL
me...Tumhe toh FAASI hogi FAASI
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Owner of the Obengfo Hospital at Weija in Accra, Dr. Dominic Obeng-Andoh has been charged by the Criminal Investigations Department of the police for advertising medical services.

Dr. Obeng-Andoh was handed to the police CID by the Food and Drugs Authority for questioning, following his alleged advertisement of services at his hospital.

Even though the police CID is yet to provide details of the charges, Dr. Obeng-Andoh confirmed to Joy News on Monday that he has formally been charged.

“Yes I was charged [by the CID for] with advertising diseases that according them I had medicine for,” he said.

Dr. Obeng-Andoh however denied the charge. “I have never advertised any medicine to cure any disease,” he said, adding emphatically that he has not also advertised his hospital in any media outlet.

Even though he found the investigations “petty”, he promised to cooperate with the police.

Last week, Joy News’ investigations revealed that Dr Dominic Obeng-Andoh is not licensed to do plastic surgery. Investigations also revealed his surgeries have led some patients with life threatening complications.

But when asked if he has a surgical license, he shot back, “I don’t know whether I need a surgical license [to operate]; all I want to tell you is that I am a medical doctor”. He nonetheless told Joy News he is aware surgery is a specialized field.

All the same, he stressed that one does not need to be “a consultant to do surgery, just understand it, you don’t need it”. Dr. Obeng-Andoh relied on what he claimed “is a fact” that fresh graduates from medical schools are doing surgery at some health facilities across the country and demanded that those doctors are recalled if his practice is being considered unlawful.

To justify his operation, Dr. Obeng-Andoh maintained that he has a “hands-on training” in Florida, USA, for liposuction but would not state for how long he underwent that training but Joy News gathered it was a a two-week training.

The Dental and Medical Council which suspended him in 2008 has also instituted investigations into his practice following the Joy News’ reports, but he has indicated that he is unenthused about that. “They can investigate me, I have sent my certificate to them and they haven’t rejected that. I am licensed as a medical doctor,” he underscored.

When probed further whether the Council has given him the green light to operate in Ghana, he was emphatic with his answer, “I do not need that kind of special certification [from the Council]”.

But he observed that “It is immoral to do procedures that I do not have training for”. He reminded, “I have the training and the equipment for it.”

When put to him that there have been complaints of surgeries that went bad, and at times resulting in death, at his facility, Dr Obeng-Adnoh retorted: “I can say on authority without any shadow of doubt that there is no single doctor in the world who performs surgeries and has not had one complication or the other.”

Meanwhile, the CEO of the Bureau of Public Safety, Nana Yaw Akwaada offered to correct Dr Obeng-Andoh that some licensed practitioners go out to do things in the “wrong manner”, citing the case of Michael Jackson’s doctor who is currently standing trial.

“Let’s not be misled by Dr. Obeng-Andoh that he has received training meant that he dealt well with his patients.”

He said the Bureau has at least spoken to one of his patients who is now a victim of his practice and has for about seven years been living an “uncomfortable” life.

He has therefore urged persons who have been traumatized after visiting Dr. Obeng-Andoh’s facility to contact the Bureau to enable them “take up” such cases.
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too long bt zhakkaas..

New Ending to 3 IDIOTS :

After Rancho suddenly disappears from ICE,
Raju and Farhan Decide to call the world famous
CID.

ACP: Ohh MY GODD !!! Rancho Gayab hai !!
Abhijeet, Daya...campus ko acchi tarah se
CHECK KARO !! Woh zaroor koi na koi suraag
chhod gaya hoga !! (Shaking his finger)
(After searchin the campus like a pair of
buffoons...Abhijeet and Daya find out that Joy
had committed suicide 4 years back in the
campus...)

Abhijeet: Sir, Mamla Gadbad hai...Yaha kisi joy
naam ke student ne aatma-hatya ki thi 4 saal
pehle. lagta hai woh aatma hatya nahi...khoon
tha...aur shayad khooni yeh rancho hi hoga !!!

ACP: OHH MY GODD !!!

ACP: Yeh joy ki kabar khod ke uski laash bahar
nikalo...aur use forensic lab me leke aao...dr.
salunkhe zarur koi na koi baat ughalva denge iss
murde aadmi se !!

(after fredricks does all the digging and brings
out the dead body of joy...and the next scene is
of the forensic lab)

Dr. Salunkhe: ACP, bahot jaldi laash laaye
tum...isse kuch bulvana mushkil hoga...lekin
tum tension mat lo...tum dr. salunkhe ke lab se
khali haat nahi jaoge..koi na koi raaz toh pata
chal hi jayega

(after playin with some colour changing liquids)

Dr. Salunkhe : BOSS...tumne kaha isski maut
suicide se hui hai...main kehta hu..iska khoon
hua hai !!

ACP: Salunkhe !!! Mazaak ka waqt nahi
hai !!...yeh kaise ho sakta hai??

Salunkhe: BOSS...sab kuch mumkin hai !! yeh
dekho...(shows him his star-trek type computer
and does some really fast typing)

ACP: OHH MY GODD !! ( still shaking his
finger)....toh phir yeh baat hamein kisi ne batayi
kyu nahi ??...ek kaam karo...uss principal ko
yahaan leke aao bureau me...ab kya sach
hai..wahi hamein batayega !!

(virus is brought to the bureau)

Virus: Sssir, mujhe yahaan kyun bulaya
hai...maine kuch nahi kiya

Abhijeet: sach sach batao...uss raat campus me
kya hua tha???

Virus: sssir, main sssach bol raha hu...mujhe
kuch nahi pata hai??

(daya gives him his special CHAMAAAT !!!)

Daya: Ab yaad aaya kuch???

Virus: Haan Sir, sab yaad aa gaya...bata ta
hu...sab bata ta hu !

Fredricks: (constipated look)..sir..daya sir ke
chamaat me toh jaadu hai...iska 'sssss' kehna
band ho gaya

ACP: Fredricks..chup raho !!

Virus: uss raat sab logo ne gay party ki thi....sab
log apni underwear me campus me ghoom rahe
the....main bhi tha...lekin mere saath koi flirt hi
nahi kar raha tha...isliye main bahot gusse me
tha...phir Joy aaya aur usne mujhe uska
helicopter dikhaya...maine uska helicopter
gutter me fek diya..toh woh rote rote apne
room me chale gaya. aur next din humne dekha
toh uska murder ho gaya tha...lekin aap please
yeh baat kisi se boliye mat...college ki
badnaami ho jayegi...

ACP: hum kisi ko nahi batayenge...tum hamare
saath co-operate karo

(virus leaves)

ACP: yahaan kuch toh gadbad hai daya....aisa
kaise ho sakta hai ki campus me khoon ho gaya
aur kisi ne CID ko bulaya hi nahin??

Abhijeet: sir shayad logo ko pata hai...ki pehle
police ko bulana chaiye...CID ko nahi !!

ACP: Aur yeh kaise hua ki khooni campus me aa
gaya..aur campus se khoon kar ke nikal gaya??

Vivek : Sir, shayad yeh bhi ho sakta hai ki khooni
koi student hi ho?

ACP: haan vivek...kuch bhi ho sakta hai...kuch
bhi (shaking finger)..ek kaam karo
abhijeet...phir se campus me chalte hain...aur
acchi tarah se check karte hain...yahaan daal
me kuch kaala hai !!

Abhijeet: sir daal me kala nahi...puri daal mere
jaisi kaali hi hai !!

(they reach the campus in their ol' faithful qualis
which changes colour every episode...but the
number plate is still the same...and daya slams
the breaks....SCCHRREEEECH !!)

ACP: Abhijeet, Vivek tum pura campus CHECK
KARO....Daya tum iss campus ke saare
DARWAAZE TOD DO !!....Fredricks...tum sab
logo ko tumhare jokes se entertain karo... aur
main yahaan baith ke apni ungli hilata hu (this is
hilarious!! ) ....chalo sab apne apne kaam
pe lag jaao !!

(after checking the campus)

Vivek: Sir, yahaan aiye....yeh dekho...yeh ek
chatur naam ke ladke ki diary mili hai sir...isme
likha hai ki woh rancho aur rancho ek dusre ke
dushman the...aur woh rancho se badla lena
chahta tha !!

ACP : (shaking finger...as usual)...OHH MY
GODD !!! ab yeh Chatur kaun hai... Good work
vivek !!...iss evidence ko forensic lab le jao !

Abhijeet: Haain !!! Sir, dheere dheere sab pata
chal raha hai...shayad se iss chatur ne hi joy ka
khoon kiya hoga !! aur rancho kahaan
gaya...usse hi pata hoga !!

ACP: Toh bulao iss Chatur ko Bureau mein...isse
hi pooch ke dekhte hain !!

(chatur in interrogation)

ACP: Rancho kahaan hai ??

Chatur : I Don't Know Sir !! Mujhe nahi pata !!

Abhijeet: Dekho Sach Sach Batao !! Hamein yeh
diary mili hai tumhare room se...isme saaf saaf
likha hai ki tumhein rancho se jalan thi

Chatur : (over-acting)...mujhe nahi pata hai
sir !! maine kuch nai kiya hai

(Daya gives ONE TIGHT SLAP and the chair
spins)

Chatur: Haan haan...maine hi khoon kiya tha
joy ka...kyonki usne mechanical helicopter
banaya tha project me...aur maine sirf paper ka
rocket banaya tha....boo hoo hoo !! Lekin phir
woh kambakht Rancho aa gaya...usne mujhe
dekh liya tha...isliye maine usko bhi gayab kar
diya

ACP: waah...kya plan banaya tha...lekin afsos
tum CID ke saamne kamiyaab nahi ho
paaye...ab banate rehna plan...JAIL
me...Tumhe toh FAASI hogi FAASI !!
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New Ending to 3 IDIOTS : After Rancho suddenly disappears from
ICE,
Raju and Farhan Decide to call the
world famous
CID. ACP: Ohh MY GODD !!! Rancho Gayab
hai !!
Abhijeet, Daya...campus ko acchi tarah
se
CHECK KARO !! Woh zaroor koi na koi
suraag chhod gaya hoga !! (Shaking his finger)
(After searchin the campus like a pair of
buffoons...Abhijeet and Daya find out
that Joy
had committed suicide 4 years back in
the campus...) Abhijeet: Sir, Mamla Gadbad hai...Yaha
kisi joy
naam ke student ne aatma-hatya ki thi
4 saal
pehle. lagta hai woh aatma hatya
nahi...khoon tha...aur shayad khooni yeh rancho hi
hoga !!! ACP: OHH MY GODD !!! ACP: Yeh joy ki kabar khod ke uski
laash bahar
nikalo...aur use forensic lab me leke
aao...dr.
salunkhe zarur koi na koi baat ughalva
denge iss murde aadmi se !! (after fredricks does all the digging and
brings
out the dead body of joy...and the next
scene is
of the forensic lab) Dr. Salunkhe: ACP, bahot jaldi laash
laaye
tum...isse kuch bulvana mushkil
hoga...lekin
tum tension mat lo...tum dr. salunkhe
ke lab se khali haat nahi jaoge..koi na koi raaz
toh pata
chal hi jayega (after playin with some colour
changing liquids) Dr. Salunkhe : BOSS...tumne kaha isski
maut
suicide se hui hai...main kehta hu..iska
khoon
hua hai !! ACP: Salunkhe !!! Mazaak ka waqt nahi
hai !!...yeh kaise ho sakta hai?? Salunkhe: BOSS...sab kuch mumkin
hai !! yeh
dekho...(shows him his star-trek type
computer
and does some really fast typing) ACP: OHH MY GODD !! ( still shaking his
finger)....toh phir yeh baat hamein kisi
ne batayi
kyu nahi ??...ek kaam karo...uss
principal ko
yahaan leke aao bureau me...ab kya sach
hai..wahi hamein batayega !! (virus is brought to the bureau) Virus: Sssir, mujhe yahaan kyun bulaya
hai...maine kuch nahi kiya Abhijeet: sach sach batao...uss raat
campus me
kya hua tha??? Virus: sssir, main sssach bol raha
hu...mujhe
kuch nahi pata hai?? (daya gives him his special
CHAMAAAT !!!) Daya: Ab yaad aaya kuch??? Virus: Haan Sir, sab yaad aa gaya...bata
ta
hu...sab bata ta hu ! Fredricks: (constipated look)..sir..daya
sir ke
chamaat me toh jaadu hai...iska 'sssss'
kehna
band ho gaya ACP: Fredricks..chup raho !! Virus: uss raat sab logo ne gay party ki
thi....sab
log apni underwear me campus me
ghoom rahe
the....main bhi tha...lekin mere saath koi
flirt hi nahi kar raha tha...isliye main bahot
gusse me
tha...phir Joy aaya aur usne mujhe uska
helicopter dikhaya...maine uska
helicopter
gutter me fek diya..toh woh rote rote apne
room me chale gaya. aur next din
humne dekha
toh uska murder ho gaya tha...lekin
aap please
yeh baat kisi se boliye mat...college ki badnaami ho jayegi... ACP: hum kisi ko nahi batayenge...tum
hamare
saath co-operate karo (virus leaves) ACP: yahaan kuch toh gadbad hai
daya....aisa
kaise ho sakta hai ki campus me khoon
ho gaya
aur kisi ne CID ko bulaya hi nahin?? Abhijeet: sir shayad logo ko pata hai...ki
pehle
police ko bulana chaiye...CID ko nahi !! ACP: Aur yeh kaise hua ki khooni
campus me aa
gaya..aur campus se khoon kar ke
nikal gaya?? Vivek : Sir, shayad yeh bhi ho sakta hai
ki khooni
koi student hi ho? ACP: haan vivek...kuch bhi ho sakta
hai...kuch
bhi (shaking finger)..ek kaam karo
abhijeet...phir se campus me chalte
hain...aur
acchi tarah se check karte hain...yahaan daal
me kuch kaala hai !! Abhijeet: sir daal me kala nahi...puri
daal mere
jaisi kaali hi hai !! (they reach the campus in their ol'
faithful qualis
which changes colour every
episode...but the
number plate is still the same...and daya
slams the breaks....SCCHRREEEECH !!) ACP: Abhijeet, Vivek tum pura campus
CHECK
KARO....Daya tum iss campus ke saare
DARWAAZE TOD DO !!....Fredricks...tum
sab
logo ko tumhare jokes se entertain karo... aur
main yahaan baith ke apni ungli hilata
hu (this is
hilarious!! ) ....chalo sab apne apne
kaam
pe lag jaao !! (after checking the campus) Vivek: Sir, yahaan aiye....yeh
dekho...yeh ek
chatur naam ke ladke ki diary mili hai
sir...isme
likha hai ki woh rancho aur rancho ek
dusre ke dushman the...aur woh rancho se badla
lena
chahta tha !! ACP : (shaking finger...as usual)...OHH
MY
GODD !!! ab yeh Chatur kaun hai... Good
work
vivek !!...iss evidence ko forensic lab le
jao ! Abhijeet: Haain !!! Sir, dheere dheere
sab pata
chal raha hai...shayad se iss chatur ne hi
joy ka
khoon kiya hoga !! aur rancho kahaan
gaya...usse hi pata hoga !! ACP: Toh bulao iss Chatur ko Bureau
mein...isse
hi pooch ke dekhte hain !! (chatur in interrogation) ACP: Rancho kahaan hai ?? Chatur : I Don't Know Sir !! Mujhe nahi
pata !! Abhijeet: Dekho Sach Sach Batao !!
Hamein yeh
diary mili hai tumhare room se...isme
saaf saaf
likha hai ki tumhein rancho se jalan thi Chatur : (over-acting)...mujhe nahi pata
hai
sir !! maine kuch nai kiya hai (Daya gives ONE TIGHT SLAP and the
chair
spins) Chatur: Haan haan...maine hi khoon
kiya tha
joy ka...kyonki usne mechanical
helicopter
banaya tha project me...aur maine sirf
paper ka rocket banaya tha....boo hoo hoo !!
Lekin phir
woh kambakht Rancho aa gaya...usne
mujhe
dekh liya tha...isliye maine usko bhi
gayab kar diya ACP: waah...kya plan banaya tha...lekin
afsos
tum CID ke saamne kamiyaab nahi ho
paaye...ab banate rehna plan...JAIL
me...Tumhe toh FAASI hogi FAASI !!
@j
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Since I was accused of harassment tonight, I feel the need to share why we harass the public, and how our reign of harassment actually works. Quite frankly, we have quite the well-oiled harassment machine working. Check it out!

Generally, we average one cop for every 2,000 people. About 60% of those cops are on patrol, where we do most of the harassing. One-fifth of that 60% are on duty at any given moment and are available for harassing people. So, one cop is responsible for harassing about 10,000 residents. When you toss in the influx of out-of-area visitors, you have an environment where a single cop is responsible for harassing 20,000 or more people each day. That's a lot of harassing for me to accomplish, so I always have my hands full.

A ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds. This gives a cop one second to harass a person, and three-fourths of a second to eat a donut AND then find a new person to harass. This is not an easy task. Most cops are not up to it, day in and day out. It is just too tiring. What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down those people which we harass. They are as follows:

PHONE:
People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus on a person for special harassment. "My neighbor is beating his wife" is a fancy code phrase we use. Then we come out and give special harassment. Another popular one on a weeknight is, "The kids next door are having a loud party."

JAIL:
It's like a big castle where the judge sends you after we harass you on the street. We have special cops called detention/correctional officers who harass you during your entire stay.

CARS:
We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive, they're called traffic or "motor officers." These cops sometimes have specially equipped harassment motorcycles to chase you down. They like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars blasting music, cars with expired registration stickers and the like. It is lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing more obvious than running a red light. Sometimes you get to really heap the harassment on when you find they have drugs in the car, are driving drunk, or they have an outstanding warrant.

RUNNERS:
Some people take off running just at the sight of a cop car. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a beagle on the scent of an adorable little bunny. When you catch them, you can harass them for hours, or even days...depending on what charges they have.

UCMJ:
Just because you're a member of the armed forces doesn't mean you are immune from police harassment. Did you know that the military has an independent system of law called the Uniform Code of Military Justice? UCMJ is like a big book of harassment for the military. There are special types of cops which receive unique authority to harass soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines. They're called Military Police, or MP's. We have uniformed military cops to harass you in a military town or on the installation. There are also plain clothes investigators who work for the CID or OSI who are trained to conduct advanced, in-depth harassment of service members in their respective branch. Here's the best part! Service members can be subject to our harassment not just from the military cops, but civilian police too! So if you've got a CAC card, rest assure that the expert harassers at the Provost Marshal are standing by to harass you right alongside the civilian law enforcement. If you're really lucky, it'll be both at the same time. Imagine that, harassment in tandem!

CODES:
When you can think of nothing else to do, there are books that give ideas for reasons to harass folks. They are called "Codes" Penal, Vehicle, Health and Safety, Business and Professional Codes, to name a few. They spell out all sorts of things for which you can really mess with people. Even little Annie's lemonade stand is not safe, as she lacks the required business and health licenses that abate police harassment. I wonder if my handcuffs will fit her? I know that this ordinance violation is gonna cost her a lot of lemonade to sell. Nobody is immune.

After you read the code, you can just drive around for a while until you find someone violating one of these listed offenses and harass them. Just last week I saw a guy smash a car window and attempt to grab at the contents of the vehicle. Well, the penal code says that is not allowed. That meant I got permission to harass this guy for the special harassment excuse called "auto burglary." It is a pretty cool system that we have set up, and it works pretty well.

We seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because the good citizens who pay the tab actually like the fact that we keep the streets safe for them. Next time you are in my town, give me a single finger wave and let me know that I'm number one! That will be a signal that you wish for me to take a little closer look at you, and then maybe I'll find a reason to harass you too! After all, sharing is caring!

(JD)
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I joined something new the other day in this endeavor, it is an organization focused on Genetic Geneology.

I am going to work on putting all of my Geneology notes into an organized system. This has lead to my gathering tools for this and I'm going to share them here for others to comment on and find again.
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Hey ADMIN please SHARE this...Its very important for me.

I am 18,Male,Faridabad
Actually mere ghar se thoda door (next Street) me Ek Ladki ka Ghar hai.I am Observing her from 5 years. She is very Cute and Beautiful and day by day she is growing more and more Beautiful...Mujhe wo hmesha se hi pasand hai. Meri usse aaj tak baat nhi hui. But jab bhi me uske Ghar ke saamne se jaata hu and agar wo Terece pe ya Gate pe hoti hai to mujhe dekhte hi sharma ke bhaag jaati hai jabki mene to usse kbhi baat bhi nhi ki hai. Mujhe hmesha lagta hai hamare beech solid chemistry hai.
By the way, i m smart looking but very shy kind of guy and really hesitate talking to girls...now i m doing Engineering and she is still in School ( May be 11th or 12th). Actually me usse baat krna chahta hu but kuch bol nhi pata bus Eye contact se hi emotions share kr rha hoon 5 saal se. Meri achi reputation hai Ghar me bhi aur ghar se bahar bhi beacause i was always topper in my school and thats why i also provide tutions to all the students in my locality....(except her, she studies somewhere else.) and i fear that agar usse kuch bola to kahi bawal na mach jaye...faaltu me naam khraab hoga ghr me and apne students me bhi.
She studies in DAV public school sector 14 faridabad and usne recently white color ki scooty li hai (i dont know the model).
I want that if she is reading this or any of her friend reading plz let her know that i love her and mene uske liye aaj tak kisi aur ladki ko nhi dekha 5 saal se. Plz fix a date with me...baat to kro yar...plz let me know if you feel the same for me.
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PLÝ GUYS READ TILL THE END..
New Ending to 3 IDIOTS :
After Rancho suddenly disappears from ICE,
Raju and Farhan Decide to call the world famous
CID.
ACP: Ohh MY GODD !!! Rancho Gayab hai!!
Abhijeet, Daya...campus ko acchi tarahse
CHECK KARO !! Woh zaroor koi na koi suraag
chhod gaya hoga !! (Shaking his finger)
(After searchin the campus like a pair of
buffoons...Abhi ­jeet and Daya find out that Joy
had committed suicide 4 years back inthe
campus...)
Abhijeet: Sir, Mamla Gadbad hai...Yaha kisi joy
naam ke student ne aatma-hatya ki thi 4 saal
pehle. lagta hai woh aatma hatya nahi...khoon
tha...aur shayad khooni yeh rancho hihoga !!!
ACP: OHH MY GODD !!!
ACP: Yeh joy ki kabar khod ke uski laash bahar
nikalo...aur use forensic lab me leke aao...dr.
salunkhe zarur koi na koi baat ughalva denge iss
murde aadmi se !!
(after fredricks does all the digging and brings
out the dead body of joy...and the next scene is
of the forensic lab)
Dr. Salunkhe: ACP, bahot jaldi laash laaye
tum...isse kuch bulvana mushkil hoga...lekin
tum tension mat lo...tum dr. salunkhe ke lab se
khali haat nahi jaoge..koi na koi raaz toh pata
chal hi jayega
(after playin with some colour changing liquids)
Dr. Salunkhe : BOSS...tumne kaha isski maut
suicide se hui hai...main kehta hu..iskakhoon
hua hai !!
ACP: Salunkhe !!! Mazaak ka waqt nahi
hai !!...yeh kaise ho sakta hai??
Salunkhe: BOSS...sab kuch mumkin hai!! yeh
dekho...(shows him his star-trek type computer
and does some really fast typing)
ACP: OHH MY GODD !! ( still shaking his
finger)....toh phir yeh baat hamein kisine batayi
kyu nahi ??...ek kaam karo...uss principal ko
yahaan leke aao bureau me...ab kya sach
hai..wahi hamein batayega !!
(virus is brought to the bureau)
Virus: Sssir, mujhe yahaan kyun bulaya
hai...maine kuch nahi kiya
Abhijeet: sach sach batao...uss raat campus me
kya hua tha???
Virus: sssir, main sssach bol raha hu...mujhe
kuch nahi pata hai??
(daya gives him his special CHAMAAAT!!!)
Daya: Ab yaad aaya kuch???
Virus: Haan Sir, sab yaad aa gaya...bata ta
hu...sab bata ta hu !
Fredricks: (constipated look)..sir..day ­a sir ke
chamaat me toh jaadu hai...iska 'sssss' kehna
band ho gaya
ACP: Fredricks..chup ­ raho !!
Virus: uss raat sab logo ne gay party kithi....sab
log apni underwear me campus me ghoom rahe
the....main bhi tha...lekin mere saath koi flirt hi
nahi kar raha tha...isliye main bahot gusse me
tha...phir Joy aaya aur usne mujhe uska
helicopter dikhaya...maine ­ uska helicopter
gutter me fek diya..toh woh rote rote apne
room me chale gaya. aur next din humne dekha
toh uska murder ho gaya tha...lekin aap please
yeh baat kisi se boliye mat...college ki
badnaami ho jayegi...
ACP: hum kisi ko nahi batayenge...tum ­ hamare
saath co-operate karo
(virus leaves)
ACP: yahaan kuch toh gadbad hai daya....aisa
kaise ho sakta hai ki campus me khoon ho gaya
aur kisi ne CID ko bulaya hi nahin??
Abhijeet: sir shayad logo ko pata hai...ki pehle
police ko bulana chaiye...CID ko nahi !!
ACP: Aur yeh kaise hua ki khooni campus me aa
gaya..aur campus se khoon kar ke nikal gaya??
Vivek : Sir, shayad yeh bhi ho sakta hai ki khooni
koi student hi ho?
ACP: haan vivek...kuch bhi ho sakta hai...kuch
bhi (shaking finger)..ek kaam karo
abhijeet...phir ­ se campus me chalte hain...aur
acchi tarah se check karte hain...yahaan daal
me kuch kaala hai !
Abhijeet: sir daal me kala nahi...puri daal mere
jaisi kaali hi hai !!
(they reach the campus in their ol' faithful qualis
which changes colour every episode...but the
number plate is still the same...and daya slams
the breaks....SCCHR ­REEEECH !!)
ACP: Abhijeet, Vivek tum pura campus CHECK
KARO....Daya tum iss campus ke saare
DARWAAZE TOD DO !!....Fredricks ­...tum sab
logo ko tumhare jokes se entertain karo... aur
main yahaan baith ke apni ungli hilata hu (this is
hilarious!! ) ....chalo sab apne apne kaam
pe lag jaao !!
(after checking the campus)
Vivek: Sir, yahaan aiye....yeh dekho...yeh ek
chatur naam ke ladke ki diary mili hai sir...isme
likha hai ki woh rancho aur rancho ekdusre ke
dushman the...aur woh rancho se badla lena
chahta tha !!
ACP : (shaking finger...as usual)...OHH MY
GODD !!! ab yeh Chatur kaun hai... Good work
vivek !!...iss evidence ko forensic lab le jao !
Abhijeet: Haain !!! Sir, dheere dheere sab pata
chal raha hai...shayad se iss chatur ne hi joy ka
khoon kiya hoga !! aur rancho kahaan
gaya...usse hi pata hoga !!
ACP: Toh bulao iss Chatur ko Bureau mein...isse
hi pooch ke dekhte hain !!
(chatur in interrogation)
ACP: Rancho kahaan hai ??
Chatur : I Don't Know Sir !! Mujhe nahi pata !!
Abhijeet: Dekho Sach Sach Batao !! Hamein yeh
diary mili hai tumhare room se...isme saaf saaf
likha hai ki tumhein rancho se jalan thi
Chatur : (over-acting).. ­.mujhe nahi pata hai
sir !! maine kuch nai kiya hai
(Daya gives ONE TIGHT SLAP and the chair
spins)
Chatur: Haan haan...maine hi khoon kiya tha
joy ka...kyonki usne mechanical helicopter
banaya tha project me...aur maine sirf paper ka
rocket banaya tha....boo hoo hoo !! Lekin phir
woh kambakht Rancho aa gaya...usne mujhe
dekh liya tha...isliye maine usko bhi gayab kar
diya
ACP: waah...kya plan banaya tha...lekin afsos
tum CID ke saamne kamiyaab nahi ho
paaye...ab banate rehna plan...JAIL
me...Tumhe toh FAASI hogi FAASI !!
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