National song of pakistan ~
Sare jha se lucha pakistan hamara hamara
hm janvar h iske ye chidiyaghar h hamara hamara....
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ULALA ULALA CHIDIYAGHAR MEIN AAI HAIN...
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#3747 : "
One day i was sitting with my family in front of tv, and everyone was watching saas-bahu serial, so i was getting bored.. suddenly an olx advertisement came in which the wives sing 'badi badi bate karte the'. So to enjoy just a moment, i started singing along. I dont know what happened, by mistake i sang 'badi badi bate chodte the'. And then i was like wtf. I looked around and everyone was staring at me. I said 'me dost ke ghar ja rha hu' and ran off."
#male
#delhi
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good afternoon all of you after long time i see my fb bcoz i was buzy in shooting in lapataganj , chidiyaghar, and other serials...
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Rajasthan GK Q.1157 हीरामन तोता कहाँ पाया जाता है ?
A. बीकानेर
B. जयपुर
C. झालावाड
D. सिरोही
Ans: Reply as comment !!!
Answer for Q.1156 is C-Mahua
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Have You Ever Thought While
You Sleeping, If The Fan
Breaks And Falls On Your Head.
Or Lizards Climb Up Ur Bed
And Starts Walking On Ur Neck.
Or A Green Snake Goes Into
Ur Nose, Or A Cockroach Goes
Through Your Mouth And
Comes Out Through Your Ears...
Anyhow Sleep Peacefully,
Good Night.
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ajj tai jetri bhi chokriyun khe propose kayo maa
ke bhi naa ko koi tai
sabhin teh baar ha kayi
hahaha
:'(
Bhavik
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Mobile Aya
Camera Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
Wrist Watch Khatam..
. Mobile Aaya
Torch Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Radio Khatam..
. Mobile Aaya
MP3 Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Letters Khatam..
. Mobile Aaya
Calculator Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya
Computer Khatam..
. Mobile Aaya
Sakoon Khatam..
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Aur agar aapka "Mobile" aap ki "girlfriend" ya "family" k hath
aaya to aap" Khatam...
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ek baar vidya balan chidiyaghar m gai
gadhaprashad- koun
vidya balan- vidya
gadhapra- abhi to mene padna bhi suru nahi kia
babuji kehte h padne se vidya aati h
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howz it
Mushkil Hai Apna Mel Priye, Ye Pyar Nahin Hai Khel Priye,
Tum MA 1st Division Ho, Main Hua Matric Phel Priye,
Mushkil Hai Apna Mel Priye, Ye Pyar Nahin Hai Khel Priye,
Tum Fauji Afsar Ki Beti, Main To Kisaan Ka Beta Hoon,
Tum Rabadi Kheer Malai Ho, Main To Sattu Sapreta Hoon,
Tum AC Ghar Mein Rahti Ho, Main Ped Ke Neeche Leta Hoon,
Tum Nai Maruti Lagti Ho, Main Scooter Lambreta Hoon,
Is Kadar Agar Hum Chup-Chup Kar Aapas Mein Prem Badhayenge,
To Ek Roz Tere Daddy Amrish Puri Ban Jaaenge,
Sab Haddi Pasli Tod Mujhe Bhijwaa Denge Vo Jail Priye,
Mushkil Hai Apna Mel Priye, Ye Pyar Nahin Hai Khel Priye,
Tum Arab Desh Kee Ghodi Ho, Main Hoon Gadahe Ki Naal Priye,
Tum Deewali Ka Bonus Ho, Main Bhookho Ki Hadtaal Priye,(Strike)
Tum Heere Jadi Tashtari Ho, Main Almunium Ka Thaal Priye,
Tum Chicken-Soop Biryani Ho, Main Kankad Waali Daal Priye,
Tum Hiran-Chaokadi Bharti Ho, Main Hoon Kachue Ki Chaal Priye, (Flight Of Dear)
Tum Chandan-Wan Ki Lakdi Ho, Main Hoon Babool Ki Chaal Priye,
Main Pake Aam Sa Latka Hoon, Mat Maaro Mujhe Gulel Priye,
Mushkil Hai Apna Mel Priye, Ye Pyar Nahin Hai Khel Priye,
Main Shani-Dev Jaisa Kuroop, Tum Komal Kanchan Kaya Ho,
Main Tan-Se Man-Se Kanshi Ram, Tum Maha Chanchala Maya Ho, (Naughty)
Tum Nirmal Paawan Ganga Ho, Main Jalta Hua Patanga Hoon,(Pure)
Tum Raaj Ghaat Ka Shanti March, Main Hindu-Muslim Danga Hoon,
Tum Ho Poonam Ka Taajmahal, Main Kaali Gufa Ajanta Ki,
Tum Ho Vardaan Vidhata Ka, Main Galti Hoon Bhagvanta Ki,(Wish Of God)
Tum Jet Vimaan Ki Shobha Ho, Main Bus Ki Thelam-Thel Priye, (Aeroplane)
Mushkil Hai Apna Mel Priye, Ye Pyar Nahin Hai Khel Priye,
Tum Nai Videshi Mixi Ho, Main Patthar Ka Silbatta Hoon,
Tum Ak-Saintalis Jaisi, Main To Ik Desi Katta Hoon,
Tum Chatur Rabadi Devi Si, Main Bhola-Bhala Lalu Hoon,
Tum Mukt Sherni Jangal Ki, Main Chidiyaghar Ka Bhaalu Hoon, (Free)
Tum Vyast Sonia Gandhi Si, Main V.P.Singh Sa Khali Hoon, (Busy)
Tum Hansi Madhuri Dixit Ki, Main Policeman Ki Gaali Hoon,
Kal Jel Agar Ho Jaaye To Dilwa Dena Tum Bail Priye,
Mushkil Hai Apna Mel Priye, Ye Pyar Nahin Hai Khel Priye,
Main Dhabe Ke Dhaanche Jaisa, Tum Paanch Sitara Hotel Ho, (Structure)
Main Mahue Ka Desi Tharra, Tum Red-Label Ki Botal Ho,
Tum Chitra-Haar Ka Madhur Geet, Main Krishi-Darshan Ki Jhaadi Hoon, (Sweet)
Tum Vishva-Sundari Si Kamaal, Main Teliya Chaap Kabadi Hoon,
Tum Sony Ka Mobile Ho, Main Telephone Waala Hoon Chonga,
Tum Machli Maansarovar Ki, Main Saagar Tat Ka Hoon Ghongha, (Shore)
Dus Manzil Se Gir Jaaooga, Mat Aage Mujhe Dhakel Priye,
Mushkil Hai Apna Mel Priye, Ye Pyar Nahin Hai Khel Priye,
Tum Satta Ki Maharani Ho, Main Vipaksha Ki Lachari Hoon, (In Power/opposition)
Tum Ho Mamta-Jailalita Si, Main Kwara Atal-Bihari Hoon,
Tum Tendulkar Ka Shatak Priye, Main Follow On Ki Paari Hoon, (Century)
Tum Getz, Matiz, Corolla Ho Main Leyland Ki Lorry Hoon,
Mujhko Refree Hi Rehne Do, Mat Khelo Mujhse Khel Priye,
Mushkil Hai Apna Mel Priye, Ye Pyar Nahin Hai Khel Priye,
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> > Mushkil hai apna mel priye...........
> >
> >
> > Mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
> > mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
> > tum MA 1st division ho, main hua matric fel priye,
> > mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
> > tum fauji afsar ki beti, main to kisaan ka beta hoon,
> > tum rabadi kheer malai ho, main to sattu sapreta hoon,
> > tum AC ghar mein rahti ho, main ped ke neeche leta hoon,
> > tum nai maruti lagti ho, main scooter lamreta hoon,
> > is kadar agar hum chup-chup kar aapas me prem badhaenge,
> > to ek roz tere daddy amrish puri ban jaaenge,
> > sab haddi pasli tod mujhe bhijwaa denge vo jail priye,
> > mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
> >
> > tum arab desh kee ghodi ho, main hoon gadahe ki naal priye,
> > tum deewali ka bonus ho, main bhookho ki hadtaal priye,
> > tum heere jadi tashtari ho, main almunium ka thaal priye,
> > tum chicken-soop biryani ho, main kankad waali daal priye,
> > tum hiran-chaokadi bharti ho, main hoon kachue ki chaal priye,
> > tum chandan-wan ki lakdi ho, main hoon babool ki chaal priye,
> > main pake aam sa latka hoon, mat maaro mujhe gulel priye,
> > mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
> >
> > main shani-dev jaisa kuroop, tum komal kanchan kaya ho,
> > main tan-se man-se kanshi ram, tum maha chanchala maya ho,
> > tum nirmal paawan ganga ho, main jalta hua patanga hoon,
> > tum raaj ghaat ka shanti march, main hindu-muslim danga hoon,
> > tum ho poonam ka taajmahal, main kaali gufa ajanta ki,
> > tum ho vardaan vidhata ka, main galti hoon bhagvanta ki,
> > tum jet vimaan ki shobha ho, main bus ki thelam-thel priye,
> > mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
> >
> > tum nai videshi mixi ho, main patthar ka silbatta hoon,
> > tum AK-saintalis jaisi, main to ik desi katta hoon,
> > tum chatur rabadi devi si, main bhola-bhala lalu hoon,
> > tum mukt sherni jangal ki, main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu hoon,
> > tum vyast sonia gandhi si, main v.p.singh sa khali hoon,
> > tum hansi madhuri dixit ki, main policeman ki gaali hoon,
> > kal jel agar ho jaaye to dilwa dena tum bel priye,
> > mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
> >
> > main dhabe ke dhaanche jaisa, tum paanch sitara hotel ho,
> > main mahue ka desi tharra, tum red-label ki botel ho,
> > tum chitra-haar ka madhur geet, main krishi-darshan ki jhaadi hoon,
> > tum vishva-sundari si kamaal, main teliya chaap kabadi hoon,
> > tum sony ka mobile ho, main telephone waala chonga,
> > tum machli maansarovar ki, main saagar tat ka hoon ghongha,
> > dus manzil se gir jaaooga, mat aage mujhe dhakel priye,
> > mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
> >
> > tum satta ki maharani ho, main vipaksha ki lachari hoon,
> > tum ho mamta-jailalita si, main kwara atal-bihari hoon,
> > tum tendulkar ka shatak priye, main follow on ki paari hoon,
> > tum getz, matiz, corolla ho main Leyland ki lorry hoon,
> > mujhko refree hi rehne do, mat khelo mujhse khel priye,
> > mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
> > main soch raha ki rahe hain kabse, shrota mujhko jhel priye,
> > mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye
> >
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#3602
The most embrassing moment was when i was in 10th so
annual day ka function chalu tha sir , mam sab stage pe
paka rhe the and meri crush stage pe flower leke khadi thi
welcome ke liye ,.. Mere friends ne mujse bet laga dali ki
agar tu usko stage pe kiss karna hai bet 2000 ki thi and
mujse rha nah gaya paiso ke liye mai gaya aur sidha 5000
logo ke samne use kiss kar diya nd it was very embrassing
baad me matter toh hua par sambhal liya ..us din se friends
muje "dabangg" kahne lage
#Male
#Ashish ,Mumbai
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Sasura ghr may jb maasiyo,buaao,chachiyo ke bache aa jaye to sala ghr ghr nhi chidiyaghar ban jata h !!
En bacho ne to meri watt laga rakhi h !! :p
Aap ne b jhela hoga kbhi na kbhi :p
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Private(convent) school ke bacche chidiyaghar me-
Oh! Wow! Monkey is sleeping.
Don't disturb.!
Sarkari school k bacche-
Ure dekhu bandrava sowati hai,
dila maru sare ke.
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Quoting Dialogue from "No. 1 Businessman" :
Hum sab discovery channel par dekhte hain ek sher ko hiran ka shikar krte hue aur pray krte hain k hiran bach jaye par nahi hota. Fir tv bandh krke biryani khate hain. Chicken par daya nahi ati par hiran par ati hai. Kyun ? Baat ye hai k kisi k mann mein hiran k liye daya nahi sher k liye nafrat hoti h kyunki sher ka koi kuch bigad nahi skta.
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#3538
hey admin post this..dusri bar post kr raha hu...bhai plzzz krde post .... this is my 1st confession ..that's was a real incident...my embarrassing....confession start here now.... it happened 4 yr back... at tht time i jss pasd my 12th std ...after dclaratin of 12 rslt.. me,my frnd & my g.f goes schl for gting mrksht.. aftr gting mrksht...i gave my byk 2 my frnd & said " tu main road tk chal hum aate h" our schl is on approache road ..dstnce nr abut 1 km frm the main road... at the middle of the road i said 2 my g.f kiss me ...she said no... "koi dekh lega" i said no1 is here.... kisss me.... she said no... i hold her hand turn her & smooch her tightly.... bt the bad luck izz tht 1of our teacher came there..... & said "agar tumhe yahi karna h toh kahi aur jakar karo schl ka naam bhi kyo khrab kr rahe ho"..... that was the most embarrassing movement 4 me.... my g.f start cryng ... "bdi muskil se chup karvaya usse".. i can't 4gt tht incident in my life... thts movement was really a most embarrasing yar.... afrt tht i realisd hw can i do this shit on road..."mere liye itna embarrassing tha toh meri g.f ko kaisa feel hua hoga"..... :( i feel so embarrassing
#Male
#rohtak,haryana
#Admin_taunt : Bro that's the difference b/w man nd animal
Animals start anywhr but man does not !!
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"""Palko me bn ke aansu tu chali aati h""""
"""Ab tu adat se h mujko ase jine me""""""
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Hehehehhe......
Popopopopioooooi
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Tarak mehta ka ulta chasma, chidiyaghar.,utaran, devo ke dev maha dev.....kya batau......kya batau....maza bhi aa raha hi..aur....kya batau....:P:P:P
Enjoy frnd jaise bhi ho gujar lo jindagi.....ub kya batau...:P:P
Happy vocation...:P
Ub kya batau...
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Trott haramkhor..
tesr player haai.yeh aaj t20 kaise khel rha haai
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Chidiyaghar me pahuchne par english school k student-wow monkey is sleeping don't disturb.
Sarkari school ka stu.-bendra sute he kochak sale la.....
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"Love and compassion solves all problems"
Vidya Balan who is going to be seen in SAB TV's popular daily soap Chidiya Ghar in the coming week gets a solution to her problems by Babuji Kesari Narayan a.k.a Rajendra Gupta.
Vidya Balan will be seen in Chidya Ghar for her movie Ghanchakkar's promotion. She will be seen playing the character Neetu Athray which is from her upcoming movie in Chidiyaghar.
On the news related to the show our sources confirmed saying, "As we see in the movie promos of Ghanchakkar that Vidya's husband Emraan has a habit of forgetting things. On the same Vidya Balan will be seen seeking help from Babuji on how to tackle problems in her life."
"Babuji gives her a solution of tackling all the problems in her life by remembering the sentence 'Love and Compassion solves all great problems in life'. An impressed Vidya follows Babuji's suggestions and is seen to be very happy."
"She will also be seen performing a dance act with Mayuri (Debina Bonnerjee Choudhary), Koyal (Shubhangi Atre Poorey) and other members of the Chidya Ghar family."
To watch this interesting episode with the talented and gorgeous Vidya Balan, don't miss Chidiya Ghar.
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Zabardast lines... Plz pura padhe....>>
Mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye
pyar nahin hai khel priye,
tum MA 1st division ho, main
hua matric phel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye
pyar nahin hai khel priye,
tum fauji afsar ki beti, main to
kisaan ka beta hoon,
tum rabadi kheer malai ho,
main to sattu sapreta hoon,
tum AC ghar mein rahti ho,
main ped ke neeche leta hoon,
tum nai maruti lagti ho, main
scooter lambreta hoon,
is kadar agar hum chup-chup
kar aapas me prem badhayenge,
to ek roz tere daddy Amrish
Puri ban jaaenge,
sab haddi pasli tod mujhe
bhijwaa denge vo jail priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye
pyar nahin hai khel priye,
tum arab desh kee ghodi ho,
main hoon gadahe ki naal
priye,
tum deewali ka bonus ho, main
bhookho ki hadtaal priye,
tum heere jadi tashtari ho,
main almunium ka thaal priye,
tum chicken-soop biryani ho,
main kankad waali daal priye,
tum hiran-chaokadi bharti ho,
main hoon kachue ki chaal
priye, (flight of dear)
tum chandan-wan ki lakdi ho,
main hoon babool ki chaal
priye,
main pake aam sa latka hoon,
mat maaro mujhe gulel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye
pyar nahin hai khel priye,
main shani-dev jaisa kuroop,
tum komal kanchan kaya ho,
main tan-se man-se Kanshi
Ram, tum maha chanchala
maya ho,
tum nirmal paawan ganga ho,
main jalta hua patanga hoon,
tum raaj ghaat ka shanti
march, main hindu-muslim
danga hoon,
tum ho poonam ka taajmahal,
main kaali gufa ajanta ki,
tum ho vardaan vidhata ka,
main galti hoon bhagvanta ki,
tum jet vimaan ki shobha ho,
main bus ki thelam-thel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye
pyar nahin hai khel priye,
tum nai videshi mixi ho, main
patthar ka silbatta hoon,
tum AK-saintalis jaisi, main to
ik desi katta hoon,
tum chatur Rabadi Devi si,
main bhola-bhala Lalu hoon,
tum mukt sherni jangal ki,
main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu
hoon,
tum vyast Sonia Gandhi si,
main V.P.Singh sa khali hoon,
tum hansi Madhuri Dixit ki,
main policeman ki gaali hoon,
kal jel agar ho jaaye to dilwa
dena tum bail priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye
pyar nahin hai khel priye ,
main dhabe ke dhaanche jaisa,
tum paanch sitara hotel ho,
main mahue ka desi tharra,
tum red-label ki botal ho,
tum chitra-haar ka madhur
geet, main krishi-darshan ki
jhaadi hoon,
tum vishva-sundari si kamaal,
main teliya chaap kabadi hoon,
tum sony ka mobile ho, main
telephone waala hoon chonga,
tum machli maansarovar ki,
main saagar tat ka hoon
ghongha,
dus manzil se gir jaaooga, mat
aage mujhe dhakel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye
pyar nahin hai khel priye,
tum satta ki maharani ho,
main vipaksha ki lachari hoon,
tum ho mamta-Jailalita si,
main kwara Atal-Bihari hoon,
tum Tendulkar ka shatak priye,
main follow on ki paari hoon,
tum getz, matiz, corolla ho
main Leyland ki lorry hoon,
mujhko refree hi rehne do, mat
khelo mujhse khel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye
pyar nahin hai khel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye
pyar nahin hai khel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye
pyar nahin hai khel priye,
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Kon kon jaag rha hai aajao :D
Dekhte hai kon last mei soyega/soyegi :p
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Yamla Pagla Deewana 2.... Review in single line....worst movie..not even time pass...
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Hiiiiiiiiii wht's up guys wht's going on
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#1840
Mujhey na ek confession karni hai...main Indian Air Force mey flying officer tha kargil war key waqt. Main plane ura raha tha pakistaan key upar. mujhey ek terrorist thikane par bomb girani thi par mainey galti sey wo bomb parvez mussarf key Bum par gira di. mussaraf agr tm ye parh rahey ho to mujhey maaf kar dena,...mere hi wajah sey tujhey piles ki problem hai. agar tere pakistaan mey koi hakkeem kaam nahi aata to India a jana. Tere ko AIIMS mey free mey treatment karaunga.
But agar mujhey pata hota ki tum log baad mey Sania Mirza ko uthane wale ho to main Ek nahi do-do missile girata...Saley!!!! Waisey Ek baat bata puraney batoon ko bhula kar(I know its paining)...ki tumlog champions trophy mey kheley key liye mardon ki team kyun nhi bheji :D ???
#A13- Tu pagal khaane se wapas kab aya ?? :P
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What r u doing right now..?
(1) FB + TV
(2) FB + KK Songs
(3) FB + SMS
(4) FB + Homeworks
(5) FB + Travel
(6) Only FB & Lying in Bed
(7) Fb + Other...?
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Garmi ka ek Alag hi fayda hay ....!!
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Sardi nahi lagti... :D
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Taliyaaaaannnn... \ (~_~) /
(.") /
<( ) Bachpan say hi
/ / Intelligent hoon.
Lakin kabhi ghamand na kraa... B-)
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Mujhe ek bat smjh nhi ati sbhi netao ne facebook ko chidiyaghar bna diya he or mere bhai cament me galiya or buraiya krte he. But kya jo log cament krte he wo itni himmat rkhte he ki un netao ka khul kr virodh kre jinse wo naraj he??????
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1.museium.2.chidiyaghar.3.motidungri.jaipur.(raj.)
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumko banaya hoga,
Ik suroor sa uske dil mein chhayaa hoga
Pehle socha hoga jannat mai rakhe tujhe
Magar tabhi use chidiyaghar ka khayal aayyaa hoga........
Hahahhahahah
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Gaye thay aaj chidiyaghar ghoomne...Garmi mein lakarbaghe jaise bann gye bc >:o
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Kartik - 3
Guruprasad - 3
Last ques - Chidiyaghar mein se GOMUKH ka famous dialog konsa hai jo wo mayuri ke liye bolte hainge?? :)
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narendra modi ka bayan" me gujratiyo ko utrakhand se lane k liye ja raha hu", koi modi ko ye bataye ki baki deshwasi ese marte rahenge kya wahan par..sapne dekhate ho pm banne ka or bachaoge sirf gujratiyo ko... Wah wah .. Ese desh kese chalayenge.
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Is getting jealous of so many of friends coming back with Milky-way pic. Though I have seen it, but I need to photograph it as well now. Where is the nearest place from Delhi where I can capture it?
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Insaan ki pehchan uske aacharan se honi chahiye..,,
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Warna achhe kapde to ChidiyaGhar ka Gadha Prasad v pehanta hai.
Good Morning Freinds.
ღ~••●♣♥══►♠•-
Ряιηсє Яоскєя
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आँनलाईन मंडळी पटापट लाईक करुन हजेरी द्या आणि गप्पा चालू करा...
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mushkil he apna mel soniye, ye pyar nhi h khel soniye
tum MA 1st division ho, main hua matric fel priye,
mushkil h apna mel soniye pyar nhi ye khel soniye
tum fauji afsar ki beti, main to kisaan ka beta hoon,
tum rabadi kheer malai ho, main to sattu sapreta hoon,
tum AC ghar mein rahti ho, main ped ke neeche leta hoon,
tum nai maruti lagti ho, main scooter lamreta hoon,
is kadar agar hum chup-chup kar apas me prem badhenge,
to ek roz tere daddy amrish puri ban jaaenge,
sab haddi pasli tod mujhe bhijwaa denge vo jail ysoniye,
mushkil hai apna mel ysonie, ye pyar nahin hai khel soniye,
tum arab desh kee ghodi ho, main hoon gadhe ki naal soniye,
tum deewali ka bonus ho, main bhookho ki hadtaal soniye,
tum heere jadi tashtari ho, main almunium ka thaal soniye,
tum chicken-soop biyani ho, me kankad wali dal soniye,
tum hiran-chaokadi bhrti ho, main hoon kachue ki chaal soniye, tum chandan-wan ki lakdi ho, main hu babool ki chhal soniye,
main pake aam sa latka hoon, mat maaro mujhe gulel soniye,
mushkil hai apna mel soniye, ye pyar nahin hai khel soniye,
main shani-dev jaisa kuroop, tum komal kanchan kaya ho,
main tan-se man-se kanshi ram, tum maha chanchala maya ho,
tum nirmal paawan ganga ho, main jalta hua patanga hoon,
tum raaj ghaat ka shanti march, main hindu-muslim danga hoon, tum ho poonam ka taajmahal, main kaali gufa ajanta ki,
tum ho vardaan vidhata ka, main galti hoon bhagvanta ki, tum jet vimaan ki shobha ho, main bus ki thelam-thel soniye,
mushkil hai apna mel soniye, ye pyar nahin hai khel soniye,
tum nai videshi mixi ho, main patthar ka silbatta hoon,
tum AK-47 jaisi, main to ik desi katta hoon,
tum chatur rabadi devi si, main bhola-bhala lalu hoon,
tum mukt sherni jangal ki, main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu hoon,
tum vyast sonia gandhi si, main v.p.singh sa khali hoon,
tum hansi madhuri dixit ki, main policeman ki gaali hoon,
kal jel agar ho jaaye to dilwa dena tum bel soniye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel soniye.............
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Missing u pilkhuwa......wana be there
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National zoo(rashtriya chidiyaghar)======big boss ka ghar...
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hazaro sarhado ki bediya lipati hain kadamo se
hamare paon ko bhi par bana deta to acha tha..
parindo ne kabhi roka nahi rasta parindo ka
khuda duniya ko chidiyaghar bana deta to acha tha..
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#377
Tu kuch bolta kyun nhi... mai hamesha bolti hu bolo bolo... bolo par kyun kuch nhi bolta.
meri itni care krta hai..
baat nhi krti hu gussha krta hai pareshan ho jata hai.
kya hai.. tu bolega kuch...
tu hamesha baat krna chahta mere se... itni chinta hai tumhe meri
tum bolo na kya hai kuch bolta kyun nhi...
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