Chidiyaghar 21st June 2013

mushkil he apna mel soniye, ye pyar nhi h khel soniye
tum MA 1st division ho, main hua matric fel priye,
mushkil h apna mel soniye pyar nhi ye khel soniye

tum fauji afsar ki beti, main to kisaan ka beta hoon,
tum rabadi kheer malai ho, main to sattu sapreta hoon,
tum AC ghar mein rahti ho, main ped ke neeche leta hoon,
tum nai maruti lagti ho, main scooter lamreta hoon,
is kadar agar hum chup-chup kar apas me prem badhenge,
to ek roz tere daddy amrish puri ban jaaenge,
sab haddi pasli tod mujhe bhijwaa denge vo jail ysoniye,
mushkil hai apna mel ysonie, ye pyar nahin hai khel soniye,

tum arab desh kee ghodi ho, main hoon gadhe ki naal soniye,
tum deewali ka bonus ho, main bhookho ki hadtaal soniye,
tum heere jadi tashtari ho, main almunium ka thaal soniye,
tum chicken-soop biyani ho, me kankad wali dal soniye,
tum hiran-chaokadi bhrti ho, main hoon kachue ki chaal soniye, tum chandan-wan ki lakdi ho, main hu babool ki chhal soniye,
main pake aam sa latka hoon, mat maaro mujhe gulel soniye,
mushkil hai apna mel soniye, ye pyar nahin hai khel soniye,

main shani-dev jaisa kuroop, tum komal kanchan kaya ho,
main tan-se man-se kanshi ram, tum maha chanchala maya ho,
tum nirmal paawan ganga ho, main jalta hua patanga hoon,
tum raaj ghaat ka shanti march, main hindu-muslim danga hoon, tum ho poonam ka taajmahal, main kaali gufa ajanta ki,
tum ho vardaan vidhata ka, main galti hoon bhagvanta ki, tum jet vimaan ki shobha ho, main bus ki thelam-thel soniye,
mushkil hai apna mel soniye, ye pyar nahin hai khel soniye,

tum nai videshi mixi ho, main patthar ka silbatta hoon,
tum AK-47 jaisi, main to ik desi katta hoon,
tum chatur rabadi devi si, main bhola-bhala lalu hoon,
tum mukt sherni jangal ki, main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu hoon,
tum vyast sonia gandhi si, main v.p.singh sa khali hoon,
tum hansi madhuri dixit ki, main policeman ki gaali hoon,

kal jel agar ho jaaye to dilwa dena tum bel soniye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel soniye.............
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National zoo(rashtriya chidiyaghar)======big boss ka ghar...
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hazaro sarhado ki bediya lipati hain kadamo se
hamare paon ko bhi par bana deta to acha tha..
parindo ne kabhi roka nahi rasta parindo ka
khuda duniya ko chidiyaghar bana deta to acha tha..
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#377

Tu kuch bolta kyun nhi... mai hamesha bolti hu bolo bolo... bolo par kyun kuch nhi bolta.
meri itni care krta hai..
baat nhi krti hu gussha krta hai pareshan ho jata hai.
kya hai.. tu bolega kuch...
tu hamesha baat krna chahta mere se... itni chinta hai tumhe meri
tum bolo na kya hai kuch bolta kyun nhi...
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prem ki kavita (dr. sunil jogi)

mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye, (my love)
tum MA 1st division ho, main hua matric phel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye, (union)
tum fauji afsar ki beti, main to kisaan ka beta hoon,
tum rabadi kheer malai ho, main to sattu sapreta hoon,
tum AC ghar mein rahti ho, main ped ke neeche leta hoon,
tum nai maruti lagti ho, main scooter lambreta hoon,
is kadar agar hum chup-chup kar aapas me prem badhayenge,
to ek roz tere daddy Amrish Puri ban jaaenge, (alas he is no more!)
sab haddi pasli tod mujhe bhijwaa denge vo jail priye,

mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum arab desh kee ghodi ho, main hoon gadahe ki naal priye,
tum deewali ka bonus ho, main bhookho ki hadtaal priye,(strike)
tum heere jadi tashtari ho, main almunium ka thaal priye,
tum chicken-soop biryani ho, main kankad waali daal priye,
tum hiran-chaokadi bharti ho, main hoon kachue ki chaal priye, (flight of dear)
tum chandan-wan ki lakdi ho, main hoon babool ki chaal priye,
main pake aam sa latka hoon, mat maaro mujhe gulel priye,

mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

main shani-dev jaisa kuroop, tum komal kanchan kaya ho, (ugly)
main tan-se man-se Kanshi Ram, tum maha chanchala maya ho, (naughty)
tum nirmal paawan ganga ho, main jalta hua patanga hoon,(pure)
tum raaj ghaat ka shanti march, main hindu-muslim danga hoon,
tum ho poonam ka taajmahal, main kaali gufa ajanta ki,
tum ho vardaan vidhata ka, main galti hoon bhagvanta ki,(wish of god)
tum jet vimaan ki shobha ho, main bus ki thelam-thel priye, (aeroplane)

mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum nai videshi mixi ho, main patthar ka silbatta hoon,
tum AK-saintalis jaisi, main to ik desi katta hoon,
tum chatur Rabadi Devi si, main bhola-bhala Lalu hoon,
tum mukt sherni jangal ki, main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu hoon, (free)
tum vyast Sonia Gandhi si, main V.P.Singh sa khali hoon, (busy)
tum hansi Madhuri Dixit ki, main policeman ki gaali hoon,
kal jel agar ho jaaye to dilwa dena tum bail priye,

mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

main dhabe ke dhaanche jaisa, tum paanch sitara hotel ho, (structure)
main mahue ka desi tharra, tum red-label ki botal ho,
tum chitra-haar ka madhur geet, main krishi-darshan ki jhaadi hoon, (sweet)
tum vishva-sundari si kamaal, main teliya chaap kabadi hoon,
tum sony ka mobile ho, main telephone waala hoon chonga,
tum machli maansarovar ki, main saagar tat ka hoon ghongha, (shore)
dus manzil se gir jaaooga, mat aage mujhe dhakel priye,

mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum satta ki maharani ho, main vipaksha ki lachari hoon, (in power/opposition)
tum ho mamta-Jailalita si, main kwara Atal-Bihari hoon,
tum Tendulkar ka shatak priye, main follow on ki paari hoon, (century)
tum getz, matiz, corolla ho main Leyland ki lorry hoon,
mujhko refree hi rehne do, mat khelo mujhse khel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
main soch raha ki rahe hain kabse, shrota mujhko jhel priye, (listeners)

mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye
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A must read post :-)

Poem on"TAJMAHAL"by
3 diff Ppl.
BACHELOR-
Taqdir h mgar kismat nhi khulti,
Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,Mgar
Mumtaz nhi MILTI.
LOVER-
Taqdir h mgar kismt nhi khulti,
Mumtaz milgai h,
Mgr shadi nhi KARTI.
MARRIED-
Taqdir h mgar kismat nhi khulti,
TajMahal banana chahta hu,Mgr
Mumtaz nhi MARTI. ..
lolzz .. thoko like ***
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A one of a kind Theatre Workshop for Young Adults! Starting July'13

Pomegranate’s Experience Theatre!

Pomegranate brings to you yet again a brand new experience, this time in the world of Theatre for Young Adults! A unique comprehensive, 9 month, multi faculty program which allows young adults to experience theatre in all its glory with multiple audience encounters.

To see a story performed is to see a story transformed. The power of theatre can unlock hidden meanings with a single stress or inflection, imprint an event on your mind or make you fall in love with a character. Pomegranate's Experience Theatre program deals with voice clarity, projection, inflection, pauses and exercises for cultivating the voice. Body language, gestures, role playing, improvisation and use of physical space and props innovatively, will underpin the entire program.

A very unique feature of this MULTI FACULTY program is the planned periodic audience facing sessions where young actors will get to flex their performative talent in front of varied groups of people in a variety of spaces.

Creating a story, visualizing it and extracting its performative essence through appropriate voice and body language with inspired team work will form the substance of this dynamic theatre program.

Highlights:

Multi faculty program drawing on some of the best talent in Theatre and Theatre education.

Short performances and readings for closed gatherings from time to time to build the participants' ability to face different audiences, exploring different performative spaces, including contemporary open air formats.

Performance of selected English texts including a special focus on Shakespeare.

Introduction to performance of Hindi and Hindustani texts

Focus areas of the program

Voice Modulation
Improvisation
Imagination
Expression/articulation
Physical coordination
Understanding Space
Emotion
Rhythm
Concentration
Dialogue
Character
Team Work
Understanding Stage Dynamics
Folk Theatre
Theatre Production

The program will be anchored by Gunjan Gupta who is Head of Workshop Experience at the Pomegranate Workshop. Gunjan holds a Master’s Degree in Child Development, and has participated in a Theatre in Education program at the National School of Drama, New Delhi. She combines these specializations with her project management skills to manage and facilitate programs at The Pomegranate Workshop™. She also brings with her her considerable theatrical experience, having acted in several plays with Third Bell Productions, Funtoosh Players and Balancing Act Productions.

Program Faculty

Rohit Tiwari is an Actor, Writer & Voiceover Artist with a combined Media and theatre experience of over 12 years. He has acted in the feature film ‘Dhobhighat’, Directed by Kiran Rao and has two more movies under production. Rohit has been a Radio Jockey with Radio Mirchi and Big 92.7fm and has done voiceovers for several television commercials, radio spots and animation series. He has written 3 plays and a movie. His most recent appearances on television have been on Crime Patrol on Sony and Chidiyaghar on SAB TV. Rohit has conducted several workshops for various organizations including Pomegranate and has generated a series of radio plays with children at Pomegranate in addition to conducting several facilitator training modules at Pomegranate.

Lovleen Misra is a writer-actress based in Mumbai. She has been part of such theatre collectives as Barry John’s Theatre Action Group (TAG) and the Jana Natya Manch. As an actress she has worked on stage with prominent directors like Habib Tanvir, Naseeruddin Shah, M.K.Raina, Sunil Shanbag, and Lilette Dube among others. As a film actress she has worked with Govind Nihalani, Ketan Mehta, Mani Ratnam, and Anurag Kashyap among others. She has also done radio plays with BBC, including the award winning A Suitable Boy. She has been conducting children’s drama and story telling workshops for 20 years.

'Gerish Khemani: "Words are all I have, the rest is quite expensive", remarks Gerish, while surveying the world around. Gerish is an M.A (Hons) in English Literature from the University of Mumbai. He has been determinedly pursuing theatre since 2006. He embarked on this magical expedition with Working Title's 'Once Upon A Tiger' and has acted in a number of other productions (Arabian Night, Look Back in Anger, Tukra's dream, Three Short Plays by Ranjit Hoskote and Kachra Tales). Gerish has also directed children's productions such as Haroun and the Sea of Stories by Salman Rushdie, Charandas Chor by Habib Tanvir, The Wizard of Oz, Sammy: The Word That Broke an Empire for the Shishuvan School. He has also directed street plays for Jai Hind and H.R Colleges for the inter-collegiate Malhar competition in addition to directing 'Unveiling', a play on life and learning, which was performed at the Kala Ghoda festival 2012 among other places.

Course dates are 6th July 2013 to February 2014. Classes will be conducted only on Saturdays.

Age Groups: 9-12 years and 12 -16 years

Timings:

9-12 years- 11:00am to 1:00 pm

12-16years- 2:00 pm to 4:00 pm

Venue: PL DESHPANDE ACADEMY (Ravindra Natya Mandir Complex), Behind Siddhivinayak Temple, Prabhadevi.

The course will break for Diwali (2nd and 9th Nov'13)and Christmas ( 28th Dec'13)

Course Fee: Rs. 15900/-

Payment Options: Full Course Payment at the time of admission or two half-yearly payments:

First installment (until Diwali Break) - Rs9010/ - inclusive of all materials

Second installment (from Diwali break to Feb'14)- Rs.6890 /- inclusive of all materials
To register, please reply on this mail id with the child's name, age, postal address, parent contact number, course timings and preferred payment option

For further details contact: Gunjan- 9892960947

Note: In case of cheque payments, cheques to be issued in the name of Pomegranate Eduworkshop Pvt. Ltd. Cheques can also be couriered to us at the following address and in case of cash payments, the timings are 11 am – 4 pm, Monday – Saturday. In case of bank transfer, kindly let us know and we will provide bank account details.

The Pomegranate Workshop,

D-83/848, MIG Colony,

Near Guru Nanak Hospital,

Gandhinagar,

Bandra (E)

Mumbai - 400051
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3 Idiots - Facebook Style:

Rancho: *Smiling*

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?

Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.

Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like!
Comment-Like... Comment-Like

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-Like...

Hey Chatur tum batao,

Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on Facebook is called a Post...

Teacher: Excellent!

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... :@

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out!

Rancho: Why sir?

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back*

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: An utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...

Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha!

Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya
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Gandhi ji ke tino bandar gaye chidiyaghar me HE RAM ki jagah ab gamdhi khandan ki LOOT hai LOOT sake to LOOT antkal pacchhtayega jab KURSI Kayegi CHOOT
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My favourite serial 1. Shinchan, 2. The oggy & cockroches, 3. Tom & jerry, 4. Laaptaganj, 5. Taarak mehta ka ulta chashma, 6. Chidiyaghar. 7. FIR.... Yeh sabhi serial kabhi band nahi hone chahiye....
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#1701
Yar..itne din se laga hua hoon is visa k chakkar main..
ammi ki tabiyat theek ni h..
or hohi ni pa rha..
i hate dese borders..:(
kyun hoti hain yeh..? or agar hain bhi to bhi kya zarori h yeh sab formalities emotions or rishton se zyada?jaldi bhi no hota..missing india..
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Vidya balan in my set of chidiyaghar for the promotion of ghanchakkar...njoyed working with her...
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National Song Of PoRkiStan .
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pLz Sare InDiaN Is SonG kI rEspEcTmE
aPne ApnE JutE cHaPpAL nIkaaL Le .
.
SARE JAHAN SE "LUCHCHA" PORKISTAN
HMARA !
HUM "JAANWAR" HAI ISKE
YE"CHIDIYAGHAR" HMARA MAJHAB HME SIKHATA"AATANKWAAD"
FAILANA
"NAMARD" HAI HUM WATAN K
TALIBAAN "MAAI-BAAP" HUMARA
SARE JAHAN SE "LUCHCHA" PORKISTAN
HMARA SHAME SHAME PORKISTAN Thuu:D
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#8636

Am a 19yr old girl engg.. am ADDICTED to sex chats
since the age of 15 and its consequences r getting
graver day by day.. I did tell my mom (illiterate) abt
dis bt she has no idea of such xchats so she took it as
a bit of online flirting n ignrd it (i ws ashamed to xpln
evrythng to her).. Same goes fr my dad..am a very
bright student n i knw i have a grt future ahead if i
concentrate on my studies.. Bt am unable to control
myself..(even thgh am nt interested in such chats
half of the tym)..i shared dis prb wid a guy(bst frnd n
bf) bt he left me saying he cudnt bear to see his lv
doing dis.. Am totally shattered nw.. Is dis addiction
curable.??. Ppl think if me as a decent sincere girl..
Plzz suggest sumthng frndss.. My lyf s getting
ruined..
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everything is fair love and war
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#2396
"Admin Its my first confession on any social networking site, pls post it.

Heya!! My company's car got a breakdown near saket and I don't want my driver to do something magical as I was getting late for a meeting at 11am @motinagar headquater.. I work in jindal steels that time as an engineer-executive and my AGM is the last man standing in any fight hehe so I don't want to make any excuse even of company vehicle failure, in short my career in his hands hehe. I don't know how to get to motinagar, so I thought to catch a metro from saket to rajiv chowk as rajiv chowk is the main junction and then ask somebody about my destination hehe. I entered in compartment, there was rush and I seen one corner vacant seat, I ran that side, thinking why nobody grabbed it. Just as I sit, I heard a ""eeewww"" sound from a girl sitting next to me. I seen that that someone earlier vomit on the floor near the seat. My leather shoes got messed with the puke. I quickly left the seat. Thank god, no puke on the seat so my business suit untouched hehe. I feel embarrassed seeing ppl making smiles, heard lil laughs. Worst day of my life. Moral: jaldbaji aur tension me mind ko cool rkhe hehe and be down to earth niche dekhke chale:D

# male delhi"

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Amazing sling bags here:http://on.fb.me/10FTss2
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No OnE CuD eVeR hOlD aS EqAl ImPoRtAnCe As Tanya and Uzma iN mAh LyF. u BoTh ArE tRuElY mIsSeD 2dAy...
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Ise kehte hai sacha pyar
Girlfrnd:"aur mera kutta kaisa hai..??
.
.
Bf:"main theek, Bhootni tu bata..??
.
Gf:"main b theek or gadhe kya ho rha hai.. ??
.
Bf:"kuch nhi bandariya tu bata..??
.
Gf:"mein to tujhse baat kar rahi hu manhoos...
.
.
Bf:"achcha chudail..
.
Gf:"chal dafa ho ullu k pathe...
.
Bf:"tu bhi phut le bad dimag kutiya..
.
This called true Love without any dikhawa... ­:O
Lolzz Thoko Likes.. ;) :P
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time taklifo ko bhale hi kam kar deta hai par yaado ko kam nahi kar pata hai . will miss ur company and support throughout my life :'-( :(
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Enjoyed a lot in Rain with $ ChiDiyaGhar $ friends...

Fun Fun Fun.. Full on Masti with Chirag Vipul Rahul Hardik n Nitish...!!!!!
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Kon kon online hai....?????..♥ ♥

A jao chat kreeee .... Like then comment ????
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Private school ke bacche chidiyaghar me-
Oh! Wow! Monkey is sleeping
Do not disturb.!
Sarkari school k bacche-
Ure dekh bandrva swawat hai
Gumma maar sare ke.
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People enjoying sunday, We are in office.

Huge Crowd at Malhar Mega Mall Indore & C21 MALL, INDORE
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hi dosto ,
this is sonu tiger,
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going to Chidiyaghar , Lucknow
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Devgarh trip-Devgarh is a historical fort situated about 38 km south of Chhindwara in Madhya Pradesh.
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Zakkas enjoyment with frndz... . . .at Chidiyaghar & Zoo ,kanpur.
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I am in lucknow zoo.It is One of the bigest animal park. Today is very enjoyable for me with wild animals
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Kitna Ikhtiyar Tha Use Apni Chahat Par,
Jab Chaha Yaad Kiya,jab Chaha Bhula Diya..
Bahut Achche Se Janta Hai,
Wo Mujhe Behlane K Tareeke,
Jab Chaha Hasa Diya,jab Chaha Rula Diya..
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Trust a people to the extent that he feels guilty to cheat you.

&

Love a people to the extent that he fears to loose you. :) ;)

Gudmrn PWRPians....hapi saturday!

Riki <3
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Also visited the sets of Famous Shooting Temple,Saraswati Chandra ,Chidiyaghar................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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ladki ko respect deni chahiye ...;-)

LINE to ELECTRICITY wale b dete haiii... %-)%-)%-)
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Musibat me chaalaaki kaam aati hai ya samajhdari ??
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http://www.cityairnews.com/content/father%E2%80%99s-day-celebrations-chidiyaghar-sab-tv
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Humara naya 'ChidiyaGhar' ;) in Mumbai :p :D
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Love vaneko true hunu parcha...time pass ta cafe ma basda pani huncha..
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JAGO PARTY KI PAHEL SAI CHIDIYAGHAR KULVAYA
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Bhagwan ko mano Dil se........
Paiso se nhi.......
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but it is wrong....
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Fill in the Blank: Tonight at 9 PM, I am watching ______?
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Hi friend what r u doing no call, no sms, no letter, no khabar, no email, no missed call, no likes, no comments kya baat hai chidiyaghar walon ne phir se pakad liya kya.
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hello frnds
lets start chit chat

admin-preeti sharma
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confession # 1199

Dear confessors.. Go get a life.. All of U! 99.99% of confesions R "mera brkup ho gya" "she didn't luv me" "mere frnd ki gf n mera .." I mean the ****! Don't U have a life apart from all this?
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#754

yaar plzz suggest me d bst place to spnd tym wid my bst frnd... plzzz guys... kuch new nd acha btana...
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Mujh par na aietbaar kijiye,
zaraa nazarein saaf kijiye..

shayad aapko din me chand dikhai diya...
jaaiye aapna waham durr kijiye...

wo chand nhi ek badal hai shab ka,
ussey apna jane de rasta saaf kijiye
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