Zindagi me 2 minute koi mere pas na betha,
Aaj sab mere paas bethe ja rahe the,
Koi tohfa na mila aj tak mujhe or aj phool hi
phool diye ja rahe the
Taras gaye ham kisi k 1 hath k liye,
Or aaj kandhe pe kandhe diye ja rahe the.
Do kadam sath na chalne ko taiyar tha koi,
Aur aaj kafila ban sath chale ja rahe the,
Aaj pata chala mujhe k "MAUT" kitni hasin hoti
he
Kambakht .....
Hum to yuhi zindgi jiye ja rahe the..
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mout kitni pyari hoti hai zindagi bahr koi 2 min mere pas ni betha or aj sab pas arhe the ...koi tohfa na mila aj tak or aj phol chadaye ja rhe te ,......taras gye ham kisi ke 1 hath ke liye or aj lg khandha diye ja rhe the.....aaj pata chla ki maut kitni khubsurat hoti hai oe hum pagal hai jo zindagi jiye ja rhe thei
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Aaj tak hai dil ko us ka lout aana ke umeed
Aaj bhe maire zendage ruke hue hai use jaga
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Musharraf nay jo b Kia usko uskay Kia k saza milni chahia par Pakistan army k character par aik banday ki waja say koi ungli nahin uthni chahia kion Pakistan army nay jo kuch Pakistan k lia Kia aaj tak kissi nay nahin Kia hay koi manay yan na manay par yeah aik haqeeqat hay
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zam zam ka chashma 4000 saal qadim hai, 13 feet
chaura aur 11 feet lamba aur 33 meter gehra hai. 1
powerful motor 8000 liter per second ke hisab se
usme se 24 hours pani pump karti rehti hai. isme
aaj tak kami nahi lagi aur na hi pani ka zayiqa
badla hai. poore din pani pump karne ke sirf 11
minutes baad hi pani apne asal level par aa jata
hai aur isi qudrat ki bina par aaj tak zam zam
khushk nahi huwa.
SUBHANALLAH
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>>Teri ''aas'' thi tu mila nahi_
meri ''Jaan'' tujh say gila nahi_
>> Tere ''DiL'' mein jo raha Dair tak_
Wo Shakhs itna ''Bura'' nahi_
>>Mujhe Bhool mat Ay
''Husne Sitam''_
Ye meri wafa ka ''Sila'' nahi_
>> Mere ''DiL'' pe tera hi naam hy_
Tu ne aaj tak wo ''parha'' nahi_..!
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Wife :> Wo Samne Sharabi dekh rahe ho Maine use 10 sal phle shadi se inkar kiya tha 0r wo aaj tak daru pee raha hai
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Husband: itna Lammbba jashan :D
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GOLDEN WORDS:
"kal ka kaam Aaj Mat karo usko kal tak hi rakho..
kya pata us kaam ko karne ki zarurat hi na
pade''..
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Chand Lamhon Mein Dekha Hai Hawaaon Ka Rukh Badalte Humne;
Jo Kal Tak Karib Hua Karte The, Aaj Wohi Raqeeib Ho Gaye!
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Hi, Mera naam Mina hai. Main aaj aapko apni
suhag raat ki dastan sunati hoon. Meri ek thi
saheli Nisha. Uski shaadi ko 1 saal ho chuke the.
Nisha mujhse apni chudayee ki saari dastan batati
thi. Uska pati usko bahut hi achchhi tarah se
chodta tha. Mera man bhi Nisha ki baat ko sun kar
chudwane ko bahut karta tha par abhi tak meri
shaadi nahin huyee thi. Nisha ne kaha, "shaadi ho
jane de, tab tu bhi lund ka maza lena.
Maine kaha, "pata nahin mera pati kaisa hoga. Wo
mujhe thik se chodega bhi ya nahin. Main to khoob
chudwana chahti hoon." Isi beech ek party mein
meri mulakat Nisha ke bhai se ho gayee. Nisha ne
mera parichay apne bhaiya se karwaya. Unka naam
Shiv tha. Mujhe bhi Shiv bahut pasand aa gaye.
Maine Nisha ko bata diya. Unhone bhi mujhe
pasand kar liya tha. Shiv ne Nisha se meri shaadi
ke bare mein baat ki. Kuchh dino baad meri shaadi
Shiv se ho gayee. Us samay main 18 saal ki thi.
Meri height 5ft 1inch thi. Mera badan ek dam najuk
tha. Mera size 32/26/34 tha. Mere boobs chhote
the aur rang ek dam gora tha. Mere baal bahut
lambe ghane aur kaale the. Nisha ab meri nanad
ban gayee thi.
Shaadi ke bad jab main pahli baar saural pahuchi
to Nisha hi mujhe Shiv ke bedroom mein le gayee.
Bedroom mein pahuchte hi Nisha ne mere kapde
utarne shuru kar diye. Maine kaha, "Nisha, tu yeh
kya kar rahi hai." Wo boli ki tum bas dekhti jao.
Usne meri sari aur blouse utar diya aur ek salwar
aur kurta pahnne ke liye diya. Wo boli ki bhaiya ko
shalwar aur kurta bahut pasand hai. Wo boli, "tujhe
khoob chudayee pasand hai ns aur mere bhaiya
bahut hi achchha chodte hain. Mere bhaiya par bhi
bahut si ladkiyan marti hain. Mere bhaiya bhi un
ladkiyon ki jam kar chudayee karte hain." Maine
kaha, "tujhe kaise maloom." Wo boli, "un ladkiyon
mein se kuchh meri saheliyan bhi hain aur wo
mujhe apni chudayee ke bare mein batati hain."
Main kapde badal chuki thi. Nisha boli, "aaj teri
chut aur gaand, dono ki khujli mit jayegi." Maine
kaha, "gaand se tera kya matlab hai." Wo boli,
"bhaiya bina teri gaand chode bina tujhe nahin
chhodenge.
Unhein gaand bahut pasand hai. Wo sabhi ladkiyon
ki gaand pahle marte hain bad mein chut ki
chudayee karte hain." Main dar gayee. Kuchh der
baad Nisha bahar chali gayee.
Thodi hi der bad dheere se darwaja khula aur Shiv
andar aa gaye. Unhone darwaja andar se band kar
diya. Wo bed par baith gaye aur unhone mera hath
pakad kar mujhe apni taraf kheech liya. Room mein
ek night lamp jal raha tha aur lagbhag andhera hi
tha. Maine Shiv se bathroom jane ko kaha aur
bathroom chali gayee. Bathroom se bahar aate hi
Shiv ne mujhe deewar ke sahare khada kar diya aur
mere hoton ko chumne lage. Wo dheere dheere bite
karte hue mere lips ko chusne lage. Mujhe bahut
sharam aa rahi thi. Wo meri juban ko apne muh
mein le kar chusne lage. Main ek dam pagal si ho
rahi thi jaise jannat ka maza aa raha ho. Mujhe
nahin maloom tha ki kiss karne mein bhi itna maza
aayega. Main sochne lagi ki jab kiss karne mein
itna maza aa raha hai to chudwane me kitna maza
aata hoga. Wo meri juban ko chuse ja rahe the aur
unke haath meri peeth par chal rahe the.
Unhone mujhe apne hathon mein kas liya aur main
unse ek dam chipak gayee. Unka garam badan aur
sansein main mahsoos kar rahi thi. Phir unka baya
haath meri waist par ja kar ruk gaya aur phir meri
baayi chuchi par aa kar ruk gaya.
Meri to saans hi rukne lagi. Main poori tarah se
kaanp gayee aur kasmasakar unko hatane ki ek
nakam si koshish ki, par unhone mujhe kas kar
dabocha hua tha. Unhone mera face apne hathon
me liya aur mere lower lips ko chusne lage. Wo
mere lips ko karreb 3-4 minute tak chuste rahe aur
main betaab hone lagi. Unhone mere haath ko
pakad kar apne kandhe par rakha aur apne hathon
mein mujhe lapet liya. Meri chuchiyan unki chhati
se ek dam sat gayee. Unhone apne haathon ko
meri peeth par phirna shuru kar diya. Main poori
tarah se kho gayee. Phir unhone mujhse deewar ki
taraf muh karke khade hone ko kaha. Maine apna
muh deewar ki taraf kar liya aur meri peeth unki
taraf thi. Unhone phir meri choochi par haath rakha
aur mere kaan ke neeche jeebh se chatne lage.
Main ek dam pagal si hone lagi. Phir dheere-2
unhone meri neck par bites karni shuru kar di aur
main aahein bahrne lagi.
Unhone mere kaan mein kaha, "Mina meri jaan, tu
bahut namkeen hai, I love you." Main sirf, "shiv...."
hi kah saki. Maine mahsoos kiya meri gaand ke
beecho beech unka garam lund sata hua tha.
Unhone kab apna under wear utar diya mujhe josh
mein pata bhi nahin chala. Mujhe ab dar bhi lagne
laga aur achchha bhi lag raha tha. Main poori
tarah se excite ho gayee thi. Maine apni gaand ko
unki taraf kar diya taaki unka lund theek se adjust
ho sake. Unke haath ab dheere dheere meri salwar
ke naade par aa gaya. Unhone mujhe kiss karte hue
ek jhatke mein hi salwar ke naade ko khol diya.
Meri salwar sarak kar neeche zamin par gir gayee.
Unhone bina der kiye meri panty bhi kas kar pakad
li aur ek jhatke mein utar di. Ab meri nangi gaand
par unka lund laga hua tha. Main itna josh mein aa
gayee thi ki meri chut se paani bhi chhoot gaya
tha. Main unka lund dekhna chahti thi lekin mera
muh to deewar ki taraf tha. Phir wo meri kameez
ko upar ki taraf karne lage. Main aur josh mein aa
gayee aur maine sahuliyat ke liye apne haath upar
ki taraf kar diye. Unhone meri kameez utar di.
Kameez utarne ke baad unhone pichhe se meri bra
ka hook khol diya aur ek jhatke se meri bra ko utar
kar phenk diya. Main sharam se laal ho gayee.
Pahli baar kisi mard ke samne main ek dam nangi
ho gayee thi. Phir unhone peechhe se mere boobs
ko dono hathon mein pakad liya aur maslne lage.
Phir unhone mere nipples ko masalna shuru kiya to
main siskariyan bharne lagi. Unhone mujhe deewar
ke sahare aur daba diya. Meri gaand par unka lund
sataa hua tha aur mere dono boobs unki mutthi
mein the. Wo ungli aur anguthe se mere nipples ko
bedardi se masalne lage. Main josh mein ek dam
pagal si ho rahi thi. 10 minute baad wo mujhe
pakad kar bed ke paas le gaye aur bed par baithne
ko kaha. Main bed par baith gayee. Unhone light
on kar di. Jaise hi roshni huyee main apne badan
ko chhupane ke liye chadar ko kheench kar apni
taraf karne lagi to unhone wo chadar bhi kheench
kar phenk di.
Main ek kabootri ki tarah shikari ke jaal mein thi
aur wo mujhe upar se niche tak nihar rahe the.
Unka mota aur lamba tana hua lund mere samne
tha. Nisha ne bataya tha ki uske pati ka lund 6"
lamba aur 2" mota hai aur main yahi smajhti thi ki
sabhi mardon ka lund bhi lagbhag itna hi bada hota
hoga, lekin Shiv ka lund to bahut hi mota aur
lamba tha. Main unke lund ko dekh kar hairan rah
gayee. Main unke lund ko haath se pakadna chahti
thi aur muh mein le kar choosna bhi chahti thi lekin
sharam ke mare maine Shiv se kuchh bhi nahin
kaha. Tabhi Shiv ne kaha, "Mina, isko pyar karo,
pakdo ise aur muh mein lekar chooso isko." Unhone
mere haatho ko pakad kar apne lund par rakh diya
aur bole, "Pata hai yeh 8 inch lamba, aur 3 inch
mota hai." Main to ek dam josh mein thi aur mere
man ki murad bhi poori ho rahi thi. Maine turant hi
unka lund haath mein pakda aur sahlane lagi. Main
sochne lagi ki itna mota aur lamba lund meri chut
aur gaand mein kaise jayega. Main to abhi tak
kunwari thi. Wo bole, "Mina, muh mein lekar
chooso isko." Maine unke lund ko pakad kar apne
jeebh se chatne lagi. Thodi hi der baad maine use
muh mein le liya aur lund ka topa choosne lagi.
Thodi der tak choosne par unka lund aur tan gaya.
Wo mere muh mein apne lund ko andar bahar karne
lage. 5 minute mein unke lund se paani nikla aur
mere muh mein bhar gaya. Maine thookna chaha to
wo bole, "Mina, pee jao is amrit ko." Maine unke
lund ka sara paani nigal liya aur phir unke lund ko
apne jeebh se chat kar saaf karne lagi.
Ab unhone mujhese 69 position mein hone ko kaha.
Nisha mujhe 69 position ke baare mein bhi bata
chuki thi lekin maine anjaan bante hue poochha ki
yeh kya hota hai. Wo bole tum bed par let jao.
Main bed par let gayee. Wo mere oopar aa gaye.
Unhone apna lund mere muh ke paas kar diya aur
apne muh ko meri chut ke paas le gaye. Wo bole,
"Mina, meri jaan, ise hi 69 position kahte hain." Ab
unhone mujhse apna lund choosne ko kaha aur
khud apni jeebh ko meri chut par ghumana shuru
kar diya. Main josh mein ek dam pagal si hone
lagi. Mera sara badan thar thar kaanpne laga. Meri
saansein bahut tez ho gayee. Wo bole, "Mina, tum
mere lund ko choosti raho aur main tumhari chut
ko choosta hoon. Maine unke lund ko muh mein
lekar choosna shuru kar diya aur wo meri chut ko
chatne lage.
Thodi hi der mein unka lund poori tarah phir tan
gaya. Unhone meri chut ko phaila kar apni jeebh ko
meri chut mein dalne lage lekin unki jeebh meri
chut mein nahin gayee. Wo 10 minute tak meri
chut ko chat te aur chooste rahe. Itni der mein
meri chut se 2 baar paani bhi nikala aur unhone
sara paani chat liya. Main bhi josh se apne aapko
kaabu mein nain rakh paa rahi thi aur boli, "Shiv,
plz jaldi kuchh karo na. Nahin to main pagal ho
jaungi." Wo mere oopar se hat gaye aur bed se
niche utar kar khade ho gaye. Unhone meri gaand
ko bed ke kinare par rakh diya aur wo meri tangon
ke beech aa kar khade ho gaye.
Main bed par aadhi leti hui thi mere legs jamin par
the. Unhone mere legs ko haathon se pakad kar
phaila diya aur apne lund ki topi meri chut ke
beech mein rakh di. Mere sare badan mein aag si
lag gayee. Tabhi unhone ek jahtka diya, unka
aadha lund meri chut phadta hua andar ghus gaya.
Main dard se chilla uthi, uyeee........ maa.........
mar........ jaungi....... main.......... aahhh.........
Shiv.......... ruk jao plz........ . Main rone lagi to wo
ruk gaye aur apne lund ko meri chut se bahar nikal
liya. Unhone meri gaand ko utha kar ek takiya
niche rakh diya. Ab meri chut thoda aur upar ho
gayee. Wo mere upar jhuk gaye aur mere hothon
ko apne muh mein le liya. Phir unhone apne lund
ka topa meri chut ke beech rakha aur ek jor daar
dhakka mara. Meri cheekh nikal te nikal te rah
gayee kyon ki unhone mere hothon ko apne hothon
se daba rahkha tha. Main dard se karah uthi to wo
ruk gaye.
Unka aadha lund ghus chuka tha. 2-3 minute tak
mere oopar lete rahne ke bad unhone dheere dheere
lund ko andar bahar karna shuru kar kiya. Main
abhi bhi dard se karah rahi thi. Wo phir ruk gaye
aur mere hothon ko choosne lage. Achanak unhone
ek jordar dhakka diya. Unka lund sansanata hua
meri chut mein aur jyada andar tak ghus gaya.
Main chillane lagi. Wo bole, "Mina, meri jaan abhi
tak to ye 6" hi andar ghusa hai aur tum itna chilla
rahi ho." Maine unse ruk jene ko kaha lekin wo
nahin ruke aur mujhe teji se chodne lage. Bijli ki
tarah unka lund meri chut mein andar bahar hone
laga. Jaise hi meri cheekh kuchh kam hoti wo ek
dhakka zor se laga dete aur main phir cheekh padti
thi. Kuchh der tak wo isi tarah chodte rahe. Dheere
dheere unka poora lund meri chut ki gahrayee tak
jagah bana chuka tha aur tezi ke saath andar
bahar ho raha tha. Main dard se tadap rahi thi.
8-10 minute ke baad mujhe bhi maza aane laga.
Maine apne pair unki kamar par kainchi ki tarah
kas diye aur apni gaand utha utha kar unka saath
dene lagi. Wo bole, "shabash meri rani, ab to tujhe
chudwana aa gaya." Wo mujhe lagbhag 15-20
minute tak chodte rahe. Is dauran ma in 3-4 baar
jhad chuki thi aur wo the ki rukne ka naam hi
nahin le rahe the.
Wo mere oopar se hat gaye aur mujhe ghodi ki
tarah ban jane ko kaha. Main uth kar zamin par aa
gayee aur ghodi ki tarah ho gayee. Unhone meri
kamar pakad kar apna lund peeche se meri chut
mein daal diya. Mujhe phir dard hone laga par
unhone mujhe smajhaaya ki baad mein maza
aayega. Ye chodne ki sab se achchhi style hai. Meri
shehali Nisha ne bhi yehi kaha tha. Kuchh hi der
mein mera dard kam ho gaya aur mujhe maza aane
laga. Main ab apni gaand ko peechhe push kar kar
ke taal se taal milane lagi. 10-15 minute ke baad
wo meri chut mein hi jhad gaye. Unhone apna lund
meri chut se bahar nikal kar mere muh mein de
diya. Maine unka lund chat chat kar saaf kiya aur
hum dono saath hi saath zamin par hi let gaye. Wo
mujhe pyar se choomne lage.
Kuchh der baad unhone mujhse kaha, "Mina, aur
maza legi." Maine apna sar haan mein hila diya.
Tab unhone apna lund, jo ki phir khada ho gaya tha
mere hath mein de diya aur bole, "Mina, lo ise pyar
karo aur chooso." Main unka lund muh mein le liya
aur choosne lagi. Thodi der baad unka lund ek dam
garam lohe ki tarah ho gaya. Unhone apne muh
mein mera baya boob le liya aur daaye ko mutthi
se kas kar dabane lage. "Kya sakht chuchiyan hain
teri, Mina." Unhone mere dono chuchiyon ko kas
liya aur beech me apni jeebh phirane lage. Maine
bhi apni baho se unke sir ko pakad liya aur apni
chuchiyon ko upar ki taraf kar diya. Wo bole,
"Mina, kya mast cheez hai tu", aur unhone mere
boobs ko jeebh se chatna start kar diya. Ek haath
se wo mere ek nipple ko masal rahe the aur dusari
nipple ko apne daant se kaatne lage.
Phir dheere dheere wo kiss karte huye meri kamar
tak aa gaye. Phir unhone apni beech ki ungli meri
chut mein ghusa di. "uff...." main tadap uthi. Unki
ungli meri chut mein andar bahar hone lagi. Mujhe
bhi maza aane laga aur main aahein barne lagi.
Achanak wo uthe aur mere pairon ke beech mein
aa gaye. Shiv ne mere pair uthaye aur apne kandho
par rakh liya. Unka tana hua lund meri chut se bas
kewal ek inch ki hi doori par tha. Shiv ne meri
aankho mein dekha aur bole, "chodoon, meri rani."
Maine apna sar haan mein hila diya aur apni chut
ko unke lund se sata diya aur boli, "dheere dheere
chodna please, bahut dard hota hai." Unhone meri
gaand ke neeche ek takiya rakh diya. Shiv ne meri
choochi ko pakada aur nipples ko masalte hue
apne lund ko meri chut mein ghusane lage. Abhi
tak unhone ek bhi dhakka nahi maara tha lekin
unka aadha lund meri chut mein ghus chuka tha.
Meri choochi ko dabate huye aur dono nipples ko
kheechte huye Shiv bole, "ek baar mein pura andar
logi." Main to ek dam josh mein thi aur maine dard
ki parwah na karte huye kaha, "Haan." Unhone
apna lund bahar nikal liya. Main kuchh samajh pati
ki unhone ek hi dhakke mein apna poora lund
wapas meri chut ki gahrayee tak ghusa diya. Main
apni cheekh badi mushkil se rok payee.
Maine apni aankhein band kar li. Wo apna poora
lund meri chut mein dale huye thodi der ruke rahe.
Maine jab apni aankhein kholi to wo bole, "Abhi 1"
baaki rah gaya hai meri jaan." Unhone ek aur
jhatka diya to unki dono balls meri chut par takra
gayee. Main samajh gayee ki ab unka poora lund
meri chut mein ghus chuka hai. Unhone mujhe teji
se chodna shuru kar diya. Mere pairo ki payal unke
har dhakke ke saath bajne lagi. Payal ki aawaz se
unhein aur josh aane laga aur wo mujhe tezi ke
saath chodne lage. Unke haath abhi bhi meri
choochi ke nipples ko masal rahe the aur mujhe
dard ho raha tha.
Dheere dheere wo dard maze mein badal gaya aur
main bhi apna gaand utha utha kar unka saath
dene lagi. Jab unka lund meri chut mein pura
ghusta tha wo mere nipples ko jor se daba dete
the aur main dard se tadap jaati thi. Thodi der
baad unhone mere pair ko uthaya aur mere
kandhon ki tarf jhuka diya ab main ek dam dohri
ho gayee aur meri chut aur oopar uth aayee.
Unhone mere pairon ko pakad kar bahut hi teji ke
saath meri chudayee karni shuru kar di. Wo meri
chut mein lund ko andar dalte waqt mere pairon ko
daba dete the to meri chut aur oopar uth jati thi
aur unka lund meri chut ki gahrayee tak ghus jata
tha. Main unke lund ko apne bachchedani ke muh
par mahsoos kar rahi thi. Main aur bhi josh mein
aa gayee aur apni aankhein band kar li. Mere muh
se kewal yahi aawazein nikal rahi thi, "shivvvv....
aise........ hi aur kass....... kasss....... karrr..........
jor........ se chodo........ aur..... jor..... se........
chodo........... phad....... do..... meri.........
choot.......... ko." Main josh se ek dam pagal huyee
ja rahi thi. Unka mota aur lamba lund meri kasi
huyee chut ki chudayee kar kar ke uska muh
chauda kiye ja raha tha. Meri chut abhi tak dheeli
nahin huyee thi. Wo mere upar aur jyada jhuk gaye
aur poori tezi ke saath meri chudayee karne lage.
Mere dono pairon ko unhone ab side mein kar ke
apni kamar se lapet liya. Unka chehre ka pasina
mere chehre par tap tap gir raha tha. Wo rukne ka
naam hi nahin le rahe the. Main ab tak 2-3 baar
jhad chuki thi. Unhone mujhe aur daba diya to meri
to jaise jaan hi nikal gayee. Unke lund se bhi paani
nikalne laga aur meri chut bharne lagi.
Wo thodi der mere upar pade rahe aur main unhein
kiss karti rahi. Wo ab mere upar se hat gaye aur
meri bagal mein let gaye. Thodi der baad maine
unke murjhaye hue lund ko apne haathon me liya.
Unke muh se aah nikal gayee, "Mina, uhh....
please......." Unhone meri aankhon me dekha jaise
ek baar phir chodne ki izazat mang rahe ho. Maine
apne hothon ko daant se kaat te hue kaha, "agar
aap bura na mano to main aap ke lund ko phir se
chusna chahti hoon, plz." Wo bole, "ismein izazat
ki kya baat hai, ye lund to ab sirf tumhara hi hai."
Main unke pairon ke beech mein aakar baith gayee.
Maine dono haathon se unke lund ko pakada aur
lund ki tip par dheere se kiss kiya. Shiv mujhe bade
pyar se dekh rahe the. Maine unki taraf dekh kar
aankh maari aur wapis apne hothon ko lund par
rakh diya. Dheere dheere wo phir tan gaya. Mere
kano mein Shiv ki aahein sunayee pad rahi thi, jo
mujhe josh se aur pagal bana rahi thi. Phir maine
us lund ki tip ko muh mein le liya. Lund ko pakad
kar main apne muh ko upar neeche karne lagi aur
unka lund bilkul tan gaya.
Maine use kulphi ki tarh chatna shuru kar diya.
Main uth kar Shiv ke upar aa gayee. Apne haath se
lund ko position mein kar ke maine uski topi par
apni chut ke beech rakh diya aur upar se dabane
lagi par sirf topi hi meri chut mein ghus payee.
Maine tarsati nighahon se Shiv ki taraf dekha. Wo
mera ishara samajh gaye. Unhone meri kamar ko
pakad kar kas ke niche kiya to ek jhatke se unka
aadhe se jyada lund meri chut mein ghus gaya. Ab
main dheere dheere upar neeche hone lagi aur Shiv
meri kamar ko pakade hue the. Maine apni
aankhein band kar li aur chudayee ka maza lene
lagi. Shiv ne mujhse pose change karne ko kaha
aur meri chut se bina lund nikale wo bistar ke
kinare par le gaye. Shiv ke pair jameen ki taraf
latke hue the. Main unki god mein thi. Is tarah wo
ab meri choochi ko muh mein lene lage aur maine
phir se chudayee shuru kar di. Wo bole, "Mina, meri
jaan... maza aa gaya..... Shiv ek dam josh mein aa
gaye aur unhone mujhe bistar par lita kar mere
dono pair uthaye aur apna khada lund ek hi jhatke
se meri chut mein pura ghusa diya aur mujhe
chodne lage. Maine bhi apne pairon mein unko kas
kar lapet liya. Wo apna aadhe se jyada lund bahar
nikalte aur jordar dhakka marte huye wapas meri
chut ki gahrayee tak dal dete. Maine apni aankhein
band kar li aur unke har dhakke ke saath apni
gaand ko utha utha kar dhakka dene lagi. Unki
raftaar badhne lagi aur wo itni tej ho gayee ki pata
hi nahi laga kab ham jhad gaye. Hum ek dosre ki
bahon mein lipat kar let gaye.
Lagbhag 30 minute bad Shiv ne apna lund mere
hathon mein de diya. Wo phir tan gaya tha.
Unhone apne lund ko mujhse choosne ko kaha aur
main unka lund chusne lagi. 5 minute mein hi unka
lund phir lohe hi tarah ho gaya. Wo bole, "Mina, ab
tum ghodi ban jao." Main zamin par aa kar ghodi
ban gayee. Wo bole, "Mina, ab main tumhari gaand
marunga." Main dar gayee. Nisha ne mujhse kaha
tha ki Shiv gaand bahut pasand hai. Wo bhi apne
pati se gaand mara chuki thi aur kahti thi ki gaand
marane mein bhi bahut maza aata hai. Main kaha,
"bahut dard hoga, plz." Wo bole, "tum ghabdao mat
main aaram se karunga." Main bhi mast ho gayee
aur boli, "OK, tum to mere pati ho, mera sab kuchh
tumhara hi to hai. Tum jo chaho karo. Tumahri
Mina tumhare lund ki gulam hai. Shiv, maro meri
gaand ko, phad do ise bhi. Main kitna bhi chillaoon
tum rukna mat, apni Mina ko bedardi se chodna."
Wo mere peechhe aa gaye aur apne lund aur meri
gaand par dher sara vaseline laga diya. Phir
unhone meri gaand ke chhed par apne lund ki topi
ko rakha aur meri kamar ko pakad liya aur dheere
dheere apne lund ko meri gaand mein ghusane
lage. Main chillane lagi. Abhi tak unke lund ki sirf
topi hi ghus payee thi. Unhone meri gaand ke
chhed ko haathon se phailaya aur phir se meri
kamar pakad kar ek dhaka diya. Main dard se apna
sar idhar udhar karne lagi. Unhone thoda zor aur
lagaya to main chillane lagi.
Wo bole, "Mina meri jaan agar tum chillaogi to
kaise kaam banega. Abhi to ye 3" hi andar ghusa
hai." Maine kaha, mere chillane ki tum parwah mat
karo. Ghusa do apne poore lund ko meri gaand
mein. Phad dalo ise." Unhone mere muh mein ek
kapda thoos diya aur meri kamar ko pakad kar
dhakke par dhakka lagate hue apne lund ko meri
gaand mein ghusane lage. Meri gaand mein bahut
dard hone laga aur unka lund meri gaand mein aur
gahrayee tak ghusne laga. Wo bole, "shabash Mina,
mera lund ab tumhari gaand mein 6" tak ghus
chuka hai. Thoda sabar aur karo. Maine abhi ise
tumhari gaand mein poora ghusa deta hoon." Dard
se meri haalat kharab hone lagi. Wo tezi se meri
gaand ko chodne mein lage the aur rukne ka naam
hi nahin le rahe the. Meri gaand chaudi hoti gayee
aur dard badhta gaya. Gaand mein dard ki wajah
se main siskiyan leti rahi. Mere aansu bhi nikal
aaye par maine himmat nahi haari. Jab unka lund
poora ghus gaya to Shiv ruk gaye. Thodi der mein
dard dheere dheere kam ho gaya to unhone phir
dheere dheere chodna shuru kar diya. Wo apna
aadha lund bahar nikalte aur wapas ek hi dhakke
mein poora lund andar tak dal dete. Main bhi ab
apni gaand unke har dhakke ke saath hilane lagi.
Halan ki dard abhi khatam nahi hua tha. Unhone
dhakka lagana aur tej kar diya. Ab wo full speed se
mujhe chodne lage. Ab wo apna pura lund bahar
nikalte aur wapas teji ke saath andar ghusa dete.
Mujhe biswas nahin ho raha tha ki itna lamba aur
mota lund main kabhi apne gaand mein le paoongi.
Wo bahut maze le le kar meri gaand ko chodne
mein lage hu
e the. Main aur jyada mast ho gayee thi aur apni
gaand push karte hue boli, "Shiv, chodo... Mujhe,
meri gaand phad do... Apni Mina ki gaand chaudi
kar dalo... . Mujhe bedardi se chodo.. Shiv."
Unhone meri gaand pakad kar apna lund aur
gahrayee tak ghusa diya.
Thodi der baad Shiv hat gaye aur ham bistar par
aa gaye. Unhone mujhe apni god mein bitha liya
aur apna lund neeche se meri gaand mein de diya.
Ab main upar neeche hokar gaand ko chudwane
lagi. Bahut maza aa rahaa tha. Ab dard bhi nahi
tha. Phir unhone mujhe bistar par lita diya aur
mere pair upar kar ke 2-3 takiya meri gaand ke
neeche rakh diya. Meri gaand itni upar ho gayee ki
wo aaram se apna lund ghusa sakein. Unhone phir
se mujhe chodna shuru kar diya. Pahle dheere
dheere aur phir bahut hi teji ke saath. Agle 20-25
minute tak wo mujhe isi tarah se chodte rahe.
Maine apni aankhein band ki huyee thi aur 3-4 baar
meri chut se paani nikal chuka tha.
Thodi der mein wo bhi meri gaand mein hi jhad
gaye aur hum phir bister par let gaye. Hamari
sansein phooli huyee thi. 20-25 minute aise hi pade
rahene ke baad main bathroom mein chali gayee.
Wapas aane par maine dekha ki Shiv apne hathon
se lund ko sahla rahe the. Main abhi tak nangi hi
thi. Unhone mujhe ghodi banakar phir se chodna
shuru kar diya. Poori raat mein unhone meri chut
ko 5 baar choda aur 2 baar meri gaand bhi maari.
Main jab subah latrine karne gayee to meri gaand
mein jalan ho rahi thi aur main thik se latrine bhi
nahin kar pa rahi thi. Meri chut bhi sooj Gayithi.
Jab main nahane gayee to Shiv ne mujhe bathroom
mein hi phir se chod diya..
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Kisi SHAYAR ne maut ko kya khub kaha he :-
Zindagi me 2 minute koi mere pas na betha,
Aaj sab mere paas bethe ja rahe the,
Koi tohfa na mila aj tak mujhe or aj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the
Taras gaye ham kisi k 1 hath k liye,
Or aaj kandhe pe kandhe diye ja rahe the.
Do kadam sath na chalne ko taiyar tha koi,
Aur aaj kafila ban sath chale ja rahe the,
Aaj pata chala mujhe k "MAUT" kitni hasin hoti he
Kambakht .....
Hum to yuhi zindgi jiye ja rahe the..
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3 Idiots - Facebook Style
Rancho : *Smiling*
Teacher : Aap muskura kyu rahe ho ?
Rancho : Bohot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...
aaj bana diya hai...
bohot maza aa raha hai.
Teacher : Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...
Tell me what is a Post?
Rancho : Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir.
Teacher : Can you please elaborate ?
Rancho : Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...
Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya ! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha score daal diya ! Post hai Sir...
Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir !
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak !
Sab post hai sir ! Ek second me comment, ek second me like !
Comment-Like... Comment-Like
Teacher : Shut up ! Account banake ye karoge ? Comment-Like... Comment-Like...
Hey Chatur tum batao,
Chatur : Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on Facebook is called a Post...
Teacher : Excellent !
Rancho : Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...
Teacher : Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao...
Rancho : Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...
Teacher : Get out !
Rancho : Why sir ?
Teacher : Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.
Rancho goes out and comes back
Teacher : Kya hua ?
Rancho : Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.
Teacher : Kya ?
Rancho : An utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...
Teacher : Kehna kya chahte ho ?
Rancho : Logout sir ! Logout karna bhul gaya tha !
Teacher : Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the ?
Rancho : Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir,
aapko pasand nahi aaya
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Uski jadh main sare jhan ko bhul gye...
Suna hai aaj kal wo hmara namm tak bhul gye...
Kasam khai thi jisne sath nibane ki yarro...
Aaj wo hmari lash pe ana e bhul gye...
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Ek din ek ladke ki Girl Friend ka BIRTHDAY tha..
Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for her girlfrnd..
He called her up:" Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho..
.
.
While delivering florist thought:" Ye aaj ka mera sabse achha customer hai..
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu..
So, he gave 34 instead of 24..
.
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aur aaj tak bechara ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK- UP kyun hua.. :P :D
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आईये उत्राखंड के ताजा हालात पर गौर करें----
केदारनाथ में..
एक रोटी /पराठा - 250 ,पानी की बोतल -200 ,माचिस - 50,एक टुकड़ा लकड़ी - 400,एक मिनट फोन पे बात -1000 , बिस्किट - 300..
"और मानवता ....
जीरो जीरो जीरो जीरो जीरो जीरो......"" ""
( दुनिया में कोईकिसी का नहीं ..)
खासकर जब हिंदू ही हिंदू का दुश्मन हो जाए,
तो
हिंदुत्व की रक्षा कैसे हो,कैसे हो,कैसे हो ?
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Tumhari har ek baat bewafai
ki kahani hai,,
Lekin teri har ek sans meri zindagi ki nishani hai,,
Tum aaj tak nhi samjh payi
mere pyar ko,,
Mere aansu bi tumhare liye
pani hai....?
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बड़ी ही शर्म की बात हैं !
खबर मिली हैं केदारनाथ मैं फसे लोगो को पहले तो खाने का समान 100 गुना जायदा मैं दे रहे हैं !
और लुटेरे लोग फसे मासूम लोगो को चाकू मार उनका समान भी छिन रहे हैं शर्म है बहुत शर्म की बात
महिलाओ की अस्मत लूट रहे है पापी लुटेरे शर्म करो सालो भगवान कभी माफ नहीं करेगा तुम्हें :'(
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O...
Aaja aaja dil ke gaaon
Raahein dekhe koi
Jaagegi phir kismat sohne
Jaagegi phir kismat sohne
Thi ab tak jo soyi...
Hua chaaron ore shehnaai shor
Tu meri ore chal nikla
Chadhi prem lor, O dil ke chor
Kar meri bhor, ab mukh dikhla
Raanjhanaa hua main tera
Kaun tere bin mera
Rounaqein tumhi se meri
Kaun tere bin mera
Tera hai chaar chuphera
Kaun tere bin mera
O.. kaun tere bin mera
Hua chaaron ore shehnaai shor
Tu meri ore ab chal nikla
Chadhi prem lor, O dil ke chor
Kar meri bhor, ab mukh dikhla
Tan thirke thirke
Man behke behke
Tera kehke kehke khudko
Mere dil ki baat jaane qaaynaat
Tere dil ki khabar bas mujhko (x2)
Aaana baatein pyaar ki laana
Aana thoda pyaar jataana
Raanjhanaa hua main tera...
Kaun tere bin mera
O.. kaun tere bin mera
Rang bikhra bikhra
Sab nikhra nikhra
Jaayein jidhar jidhar ye naina
Mujhe khud pe naaz
Hua pagla aaj
Raha apne hi bas hoon main naa (x2)
Aana mujhe bas kar lena
Aana jaa has kar lena
Hua chaaron ore shehnaai shor
Tu meri ore chal nikla
Chadhi prem lor, O dil ke chor
Kar meri bhor, ab mukh dikhla
Raanjhanaa hua main tera
Kaun tere bin mera
Rounaqein tumhi se meri
Kaun tere bin mera
Tera hai chaar chuphera
O.. kaun tere bin mera
Hua chaaron ore shehnaai shor
Tu meri ore chal nikla
Chadhi prem lor, O dil ke chor
Kar meri bhor, ab mukh dikhla..
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RaanjhaNaa Lyrics By Dj wAsY
Aaja aaja dil ke gaaon
Raahein dekhe koi
Jaagegi phir kismat sohne
Jaagegi phir kismat sohne
Thi ab tak jo soyi...
Hua chaaron ore shehnaai shor
Tu meri ore chal nikla
Chadhi prem lor, O dil ke chor
Kar meri bhor, ab mukh dikhla
Raanjhanaa hua main tera
Kaun tere bin mera
Rounaqein tumhi se meri
Kaun tere bin mera
Tera hai chaar chuphera
Kaun tere bin mera
O.. kaun tere bin mera
Hua chaaron ore shehnaai shor
Tu meri ore ab chal nikla
Chadhi prem lor, O dil ke chor
Kar meri bhor, ab mukh dikhla
Tan thirke thirke
Man behke behke
Tera kehke kehke khudko
Mere dil ki baat jaane qaaynaat
Tere dil ki khabar bas mujhko
Aaana baatein pyaar ki laana
Aana thoda pyaar jataana
Raanjhanaa hua main tera...
Kaun tere bin mera
O.. kaun tere bin mera
Rang bikhra bikhra
Sab nikhra nikhra
Jaayein jidhar jidhar ye naina
Mujhe khud pe naaz
Hua pagla aaj
Raha apne hi bas hoon main naa
Aana mujhe bas kar lena
Aana jaa has kar lena
Hua chaaron ore shehnaai shor
Tu meri ore chal nikla
Chadhi prem lor, O dil ke chor
Kar meri bhor, ab mukh dikhla
Raanjhanaa hua main tera
Kaun tere bin mera
Rounaqein tumhi se meri
Kaun tere bin mera
Tera hai chaar chuphera
O.. kaun tere bin mera
Hua chaaron ore shehnaai shor
Tu meri ore chal nikla
Chadhi prem lor, O dil ke chor
Kar meri bhor, ab mukh dikhla..
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log bhartey hain apni tijoriyaan saalo tak,,,magar apsos ye baat ka hai ki maut ka farishta rishwat nai leta zindagi ke liye....to dosto bachao utna hi jitna ki agay kaam lage baki ke upar to sirf aur sirf aaj ka haqq hai...
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Chaand Lamhon Mein Dekha Hai hawaaon ka Rukh Badalte Humne , , ,,,
Jo Kal Tak Qareeb Hua Karte Thy Aaj Wohi Raqeeb Ho Gaye . . .
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Kabhi pahli baar school jaane
me dar lagta tha,
aur aaj har rashta khud hi chunte hai hum.
Kabhi Mummy-papa
ki har baat sacchi lagti thi,
aaj unhi se har pal
jhut bolte aur jhagadte hai hum.
Kabhi raat ko Kahaniyo ki wagair neend ni
ati ,
Ab RAAt ko Chat karna
jyada pasanad karte hai hum.
Pahle 1st aane k liye pura saal padha karte
the hum,
Aaj Pass hone ko tarste hai hum.
Pehle Tv pe
Cartoons ke liye jhagadte tha,
Ab Reality shows Jyada pasand karte hai
hum..
Kabhi Choti si Chot
kitna rulaati thi,
Aaj Dil tut jata h fir
bhi sambhal jaate hai hum ...
Pahle dost bus Sath khelne tak yaad rahte
the,
Aaj kuch Frnds jyada pyaare lagte hai
humein ...
Ek Din tha jab Tention ka meaning bhi nahi
pata tha,
aur aaj tention hi tention mein jite hai hum
1 din tha jab pal me ladna or fir manana
toh roz ka kaam tha..
Aaj jo 1 baar juda hote h to fir rishte tak
kho jaate hai hum...
Sach me Zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha
diya...
Na jaane hume kab itna bada
bana diya...
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Dil Ne Jo Chaha Aaj Tak Naa
Paaya,
Jhooti Muskan Se Humne Hmesha
Gum Chupaya...!!
.
Vaise To Har Insan Takdeer ko
Azmata Hai,
Ek Hum Hai Jise Har Bar Takdeer
Ne Aazmaya...!!
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Sirf vot vohi log krte jinhe vot kiya he vo aaj tak pata nahi
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Watched a Bakwas movie which Exhibits idiocy for 2+ hours looooooong.
Such a stupid movie, Wasted talented actors, over publicized songs, pheeka script, ghisi piti dialogs & not so impressive Madhuri Aunty item song.
Ab tak samajh aagaya hoga main kis movie ki baat kar raha hoon.
anyways! ho sakta hai mujhe samajh nahi aaya ho :)
Zor ki Baarish thi aaj bangalore me, chalo kahi do ghante sukoon se baith ke butter popkorn aur coke enjoy kiya.
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Ek aalu ne Bhindi k number pe
I love u ka msg bheja,
Bhindi ne usko phone kar ke
Bura bhala kaha aur boli,,
Shut up,, Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur Uss ne phir itni sabziyan phasayin
ki Aaj aap dekh skte ho,
Aalu-ghobi,
Aalu- bengan,
Aalu-gajar,
Aalu-palak,
Aalu-matar,
Aur Bindhi us din se
Aaj tak akeli hai.!!
MORAL: MAT KAR ITNA GUROOR
SURAT PAR
AE HASEENA.
TERI SURAT PE NaHI HuM TO
TERI SAaDGI PE MaRTE HAI...
thoko LiKE :)
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#337
This one is for
SHEENA MATTOO
u bitch.....bda attitude h na tjme....
to bta du tje m ki tera yh attitude kisi kaam ka nahi h!
tjse badi BC MC LC CHU**** R**** ladki maine aaj tak apni life m nahi dekhi h!
phle to kisi ek ko pakkad kar dusre ki bitching karegi aur fir ussi dusre k pass jake pyaar se baat karegi!
saali tu kisi layak nahi h....
to apna yh attitude thoda control m rakha kar kyuki kutta b aisa raddad sa atti dkh k pole p nahi tere muh p susu karega! :/
n i hope ki tune apni 12th clear kar li hogi bitch _ | _
#ex nagbanian
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maine aaj ek sawal poochha tha sab se ki muslims ko kyon log galat najar se dekhte hain,magar kisi ne rply nahi diya,kyon ki islam duniya me sirf atank k liye aaya hai,har muslim ko duniya me ek gandi najar se dekha jata hai,kyonki ye log atankwadi hain,ek nahi saare harami hain inke khoon me hi kharabi hai,,,,sab parhej karen in katuwon se,haan ladies abhi tak theek hain,isliye ladies r most welcome,
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hajrate bilal.r.a. aap ki jaban me tutlahad thi .. ek din sare log sarkar ke paas aye aur kahe ....ya rasuralah hajrate bilal azan sahi nahi dete to kahiye isme aap ka kya khyal hai. fir sarkar ne farmaya to fir dekhte hai aaj fazr ki aazan aur koi de...... jub sare log pareshan wa heran ho gaya ki aaj subhah ka sadik nahi hua ... to sab sarkar ke paas aay aur farmay sarkar aaj subhah ka suraj hi nahi dikh ra hai...... akhir kya baat hai.... usi waqt jibrile amin tasrif lay .. pahele huzur ko adap se kiya salam fir bole rabe jaljali ko pyar hai aap ke gulam se..... jabtak na dee bilal ne azan jab tak na hogi shubhah....... ...................................... WO THEY AALAH AUR UNKE RASUL WALE.........WO MOHOBAT THI.... KI ALLAH KO BHI AAP NA BANAY HUE THE..................
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Fasla Itna badhane Ki jarurat Kya thi..
Tujhe Mujh Se Rooth Ker Jane Ki Zarurat Kiya thi..
Ab Jo Mujh Se Rooth Ker Udas Rehte Ho...
Apna Hath Mere Hath Se, Chhudane Ki Zarurat Kya
thi.. Duniya Kab Kisi K Ghum Ko Apna Ghum Samajhti Hai....
.. Tujhe Apna Ghum Duniya Ko dikhane Ki Zarurat
Kya thi.. Main aaj tak iss baat Ko Nahi Samajh Paaya..
Jab Sath Tumhare "MAIN" tha To,
Tum Ko Zamane Ki Zarurat Kya thi..
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Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in College..
1st sem: Meri to pehle se hai
2nd sem: Chalo try karenge
3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai
4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai
... 5th sem: Bhai kisi se intro to kara
6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi
7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna...
And Finally With Full Attitude
8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi par aaj tak kisiko
bhaav nahi diya...
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Naraz ho hum se ? Magar hum to wo hain jin
ko manana bhi nahi Aata....!!
Kis ne Aaj tak hum se Mohabbat jo nahi ki....!!
SunO
haaray howe logo'n se Rootha nahi karte....!!!!
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1.
Woman- Dr. abhi mujhe kuch dino tak bacha nahi chahiye.
Dr- ye le lena.
Woman- pani ke sath ya doodh ke sath?
Dr.- behen ki laudi ye condom hai, lund ke sath lena hai
2.
Bhojpuri Husbnd Suhagrat ko Apni Biwi Se Bola-
Aaj to hum tohaar Maa Chod debe.
Bhojpuri Biwi Apna Ghagra Utha ke boli "aur ee ko ka tohaar Baapu aai ke Chodi"
3.
MAN:may i KiSS u.
LADY:CONDOM Laye ho?
MAN:KiSS karne ke Liye CONDOM?
LADY:SHARiF to aise ban rahe ho, jaise KiSS ke baad KHADE Lund pe meri PANTY TAANGOGE.
4.
Blue film Dekhte Hue Biwi Pati se Boli-
Aap Us Aadmi ki Tarah Itni Zyada Der tak kyun Nahi Kar Sakte?
PATI-Pagli wo Uski Biwi nahi hai,
Or Tu Apni Behan se Puchh.
5.
India's most versatile sound."BHENCHOD" In 8 moods:
1. ANGER:
Bhag Bhenchod
2. FRUSTRATION :
Sab chutiye he Bhenchod
3. ACCEPTANCE :
Sahi Hai Bhenchod
4. REJECTION :
Gand Mara Bhenchod.
5. FEAR :
Ab kya Hoga Bhenchod.
6. SORROW :
Bhenchod gand phat gayi..
7. SHOCK:
O Bhennnn.... Chhodd..!
And last one CELEBRATION :
PiYO BHENCHOD PIYO
6.
Do Ladkiyaan Aadhi Raat Ko Ghoom Rahi Thi.
Ek Ko Dar Lagne Lagaa To Dusri Boli- Dar mat, Apna Konsa Koi Lund Ukhaad Lega....!!!! :
7.
Husband- roz roz paalak ki sabzi khilati ho main tang aa gaya hun.
Wife - paalak main iron hota hai ji.
Husband- to kya meri gaand se TMT sariya nikalwayegi??
8.
Ek budha BLUE FILM dekhte hue zor se hath ko jhatakne laga
Boy-kya hua baba?
Budha-iski Maa ko chodu sala...15 sal bad lund khada hua to BHENCHOD hath sunn ho gaya
9.
Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,
Madam: “Translate This Sentence In Hindi – Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees”
Munni Sharmate Hue: “Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye“
10.
EK LADKI Ka ZERO FIGURE DeKH Ke GAALIB ne arz kiya
"Na Gaand hai na seena hai"
wah! wah wah wah
"na gaand hai na seena hai"
MAA KI laudi YE KESI HASEENA hai
11.
A girl writting leter to principal!
To
The gandu principal,
gelchoda School,
chootanpur.
Sir,
Main aap k school ki 8v class me padhti hun. Par mere boobs badey hone ke karan mujhe 10v class me bitha diya. Pr class ke ladko ne mil ke meri chut mar li jiska mujhe afsos nahi hai balki bahut maja aya. Par unho ne meri gand bhi mari,jo ke bahut dard kar rahi hai. Is liye mai 2din skool me nahi aa sakti..
Fatt gayi kachi..
chud gayi sachi..
Aap ki pyaari
randi bachi.
12.
BOYS or GIRLS k bat krne me kya fark hota hai?
Girl-yaha kya kr rahe ho
Boy-yaha kya maa chuda raha h
Girl-maine aap ko kya kaha
Boy-maine konsi teri GAAND marli
Girl-aap itni tez kyo chal rahe ho
Boy-teri GAAND me aag lagi h kya
Girl-woh teacher ki respect karta h
Boy-ye to teachrs ki GAAND me ghusa rahta h
Girl-Us ladki ka character acha nahi
Boy-ye to RAAND h
Girl-tum to bahut murakh ho
Boy-tu to LODU h
Girl-darr lag rha h
Boy-Gaand fat rhi h
Girl-maje mat lo pls
Boy-ungli mat kr bhosdi ke
Girl-aaj to ghar walo se dant padi
Boy-aaj to lode lag gaye bhenchod.
13.
Q- Ladkiyo Ke N!pples Ke Aas-Pas Small Dots Kyu Hote Hain?
Ans- Ye Andhe Bhaiyo K Liye Uparwale Ne “Braille Lipi” Me Likha Hai Kripya Yahaa Chuse…
14.
Ek Ladki Ki Mochi Se Shadi Hui
Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli ne Us Se Pucha.
Saheli: “Bata Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”
Dulhan Gusse Se:
“Ghanta Rahi, Usne Aate Hi Meri Choot Aur Gaand Dono seal
Kar Diye Aur Bola, Aur Bata kaha kaha Fatti Hai?
15.
Patient: Gand Main Dard Hay
Dr: Main Hath Dalta Hun Batana Kahan Hain
Patient: Andar Aur Andar, Aur Andar, Han Yahan
Dr : Behen ke laude, tera To Gala Kharab Hai..
16.
1 bacha ek ladka or ladki ko sex karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha-Mujhe b karne do warna main apke Papa ko bata dunga.
Ladka-Le yaar tu b karle.
Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par uska khada hi nahi hua.
Bacha chaddi pehnte hue bola:
Maa ki Choot Duniyadari ki. Jo kaam galat hai wo galat hai.
Main to bataunga=))
17.
Beti - Main maa ban ne wali hu. Maa-kamini, Kaha jaake chudva k aayi he?
Kiska lund muh me leke aayi he?
Kis ki lassi chut me bharwa k aayi he?
Padhne ki umar me kaha gand marva kaayi he?
Bol warna chut me cement dal k pack kar dungi...
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Beti(rote hue)- School k natak Me "MAA" ban ne wali hu..:D
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Assalamu alaikum,wa rehmatullahi wabarkatahu.... ..
♣ Kitne Be-Sharm Hai Woh Larke Waley Jo
Shaadi Biyah Ke Naam Par Larki walon Ke Maal
Wa Daulat Ko Loot Rahe hai, (MuSt ReAd)
♣ Larki Chahe Ameer Ho ya Gareeb, In
Bhikhaari Ki Awlaad Ko Koi Farak Nahi Parta,
Ladke Waley ke Ghair-Sharai Mutalebat Hasbe
Zail hai:
-Jode ki Rakam,Car
-Bike
-Tv
-Fridge, WashIng Machine, Sona Chandi Etc..
Goya Shadiyan Nahi Karte Log, Balke Garibon
Ke Haath Apne Bete Ko Bechaa Karte hai.
Yeh Sab Mutalebaat Sirf Saadi Ki Had Tak
mehdood Hai.
»► Ab MUSTAKBIL (Future) ke Mutalebaat:
1) Agar Kisi Larki ke Walid (Father)Nahi hai Ya
Makaan Chhota hai to Rista Cancel. Ladke
waley Kehte hai Ke Shaadi ke baad hamara
Ladka Sasural Jayega To Khatir dari Kown Karega Aur Kahaan Rahegaa ?
2) Ladki Ki Walda (Mother) Nahi hai To Ladke
waley Kehte hai Shaadi Ke Baad Paheli
Delivery Ki zimmedari Kown Legaa ?
Isliye
Rista Cancel.
»► Ladkewalon Ki Lalach To Laalchi Kutton Se
Bhi Badtar Ho chuki hai.
Nalaayak Kehte hai hamara Beta Educated
(Laanat ho Aise Education par Jo gareebon Ko
Lootne ke Liye ho), Demands Bhi zyada Hogi..!
Bataao Kya Tumharaa Beta Hazrat ALI RA se Bhi
zyadaa Educated hai ? Kya Hzrat ALI RA Ne
Demand Ki thi ?? (Sirf Mohabbat ke Naare
Lagane se Kuch nahi hota Amal B hona
Chahiye)
»»► Aaj ke Is bad-tareen Mahol mein Kayee
Aisi gareeb Larkiyan Hai Jo Harroz apni Mout
ki DUA Maang rahi hai.Kyun ki Jode-Ghode
jaisi Laanat ke saamne Inki Gareebi Ghutne
Tek Chuki hai.
»Tumhari Is harkat Ki Buniyad Kisi Garib Larki
Apne Maa-Baap par Bouj Banne Se Bachne ke
Liye Kisi Gair-Muslim ke Saath Bhaag Jati hai
ya Suicide Kar Leti hai, ya 3-3 4-4 Betiyon ka
Bouj GARIB BAAP Utha nahi pata Suicide Kar
leta hai.
Sunlo Baroze Qayamat Tumhe Bhi
Allah Azzawajal Ki bargaah me Jawaab dena
pareyga.
»►Ummatul-Musli meen se Guzaris KiJati hai Ki
Jode-Ghode Se Jud Kar Hone wali Saadi Me Jane
se Parhez karey.
Aao Ham sab Milkar Is Lanat Ke Khilaf Jidd-o-Johad Karey, Aur Nikah Ko Asaan Karey,
Hazrat Abuhuraira Wa Hazrat Jaabir
Radiallaho Anhuma Se RiwayatHe KeNabi E
Rehmat ﺻﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﻭﺍﻟﻪ ﻭﺳﻠﻢ Ne Irshad
Farmaya:
"Aurat Se 4 Chizo Ki Wajah Se Nikah Kiya Jata
Hai :
1. Uska Maal
2. Husn Wa Jamal
3. Uska Khandan
4. Uske Deendar Hone Ki Wajah Se.
Lekin Tu Deendar Aurat Ko Hasil Kar."
Sh'
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Heart Touching....!
Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein
darr lagta tha,
Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat
sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhooth bolte hai..!!
Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati
thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir bi sambhal
jaate hai..!!
Pehle dost bas saath khelne tak
yaad rehte the,
Aaj kuch dost jaan se zyada pyare
lagte hai..!!
Ek din tension ka meaning maa se
puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension soulmate lagta
hai..!!
Ek din tha jab pal mein ladna, pal
mein manana to roz ka kam tha,
Aaj ek baar jo juda hue toh rishte
tak kho jate hai..!!
Sachi, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha
diya..!!
Na jaane rabb ne humko itna jaldi
bada kyun bana Diya.....!
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"Plez yar admin post dis yar......
Aj mai ghar araha tha scul Se.......meri cycle k chain utar gyi and i wasnt able to fix it......Mera sbse embarrassing moment tha ye.....soch raha hun puncture banane k shop ka sapna chodh dun.....help admin :'( "
#male #delhi
#AdminTaunt_ ab to tere paas ek hi option bacha hai... engineer ban jaa :D
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Aaj fir akela hu mai
Iss chandni raat mei
Teri yaado k sath
Gumsum akela tanha
Apne apse baatein krta
Akela hu mai
Kush tha mai apne app mei
Jb tak aaya nhi tha tu meri zindgi mei
Khud mei jena khud k liye jena
Bas ek yehi zindgi thi meri
Fir dekha tujhe pheli bar
Khud ko bhul gya fir mai
Tere chehara ka noor
Teri anakho ka nasha
Iss kadar chada muje pe ki
Khud ko bhul gya mai
Tera rooz mujhe dekhna
Meri har harkto per hasna
Aaj b yaad aata hai mujhe
Dara hua tha mai samai hui thi tum
Aur isse bhane baatein shuru hui humari
Thodi masti thodi baatein
Khole dono ne apne dil k raaz
Na jane kb hua tumse pyar
Fir ek din hua uss pyar ka ikrar
Lga duniya ki har kushi milgai mujhe
Kb raatein kati kb din dhale
Har lamha bas sath that tera
Aaj unn lamho ko yaad krke
Rota hu mai
Tu sath nhi hai mere
Isley aaj fir akela hu mai
Tere pyar k sath tanha
Fir akela hu mai
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Lagta Hai Aaj Sab Princess,
Innocent, Angels, Dazling,
Pariyan, Mysterious...
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Abhi Tak Bartan Dho Rahi Hain...
Koi Nazar He Nahi Aa Rahiiii..!! :/ :D :D
Heart haCker ♥
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